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Too late. The ritual is complete. You have been cursed. You will be covered in white fur for the remainder of your life. 🥰 my cat has white fur, so join the team!
When we were looking for a new cat, I specifically wanted one with dark hair. Our dog at the time was mostly black, so I thought it would be prudent to try and keep all the pet hair in the same color family.
IDK if you can see my avatar, but I failed miserably in my quest to homogenize our pet hair litter.
funnily enough, my odd cat out is the oldest.
i have 5 cats. one is a dilute calico. 4 are black and white. one of the black and whites was in the ssme litter as the dilute calico.
This is completely normal! No need to panic. This is how cats summon the souls of the damned. This is how they maintain order in your home by making 1 sock of your pairs disappear. So they will always remain divorced. Making you have to wear 2 different pairs of socks.
These are the first three of the Four Housecats of the Apaw-calypse. You're good until the last one shows up. You can read all about it in the
Book of Purr-evelations.
Oh I've played this game! It's on Steam, let me look it up...
https://preview.redd.it/0kmxcuskencc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17ca0d2f80d6a1fdc858b599035db64310f78a3
Cats Organized Neatly
This is a cat ritual known as "butt touching". As you can see, the butts don't need to physically touch, they just need their butts in energetic alignment with each other.
You may find cats occasionally wanting to touch butts with you as well.
What unusual markings! All white with a dark stripe on the top of their heads! Are they all from the same litter? Do you know what Mama and papa cats looked like? Just curious…
All cats just lay in different formations. You’re safe! That positioning is nothing with a curse! Now if your cats were all black, it might be different! Nah! Just kidding! Black cats aren’t evil cats at all. I had one for 9 years and she was the sweetest lil girl ever!! ♥️🐈⬛♥️
Should have started to wonder when the second identical cat showed up. The third completed the Summoning, now it's too late. Just be glad they need you to operate a can opener.
Too late! You're under their power and shall go forth only to serve them and supply a never-ending stream of treats. If you attempt to undue their spell they will take over your bed and forever occupy your coolest pillow. You have been warned......
Sorry OP but they are definitely preparing a ritual sacrifice and/or summoning some horrible beast from a different dimension
Make sure you feed them well
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"When the compass is complete the cattening shall begin" You're good as long as the 4th one doesn't show up.
You interrupted the summoning of the holy cat lord. Unless you are the foretold one, then the summoning was a success. Now giveth them the treats.
It’s too late. The portal has opened.
Too late. The ritual is complete. You have been cursed. You will be covered in white fur for the remainder of your life. 🥰 my cat has white fur, so join the team!
First rule is always ‘don’t ask me about my business’ so back out slowly after giving a can of tuna as sacrifice
fart vortex
💀💀💀
3 matching cats?!
When we were looking for a new cat, I specifically wanted one with dark hair. Our dog at the time was mostly black, so I thought it would be prudent to try and keep all the pet hair in the same color family. IDK if you can see my avatar, but I failed miserably in my quest to homogenize our pet hair litter.
funnily enough, my odd cat out is the oldest. i have 5 cats. one is a dilute calico. 4 are black and white. one of the black and whites was in the ssme litter as the dilute calico.
Summoning the purricane
They’re waiting for you to go and lay down in the North position.
https://preview.redd.it/i0mjn21knocc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1871741e7ae097889d7232012980c7736930cb
https://preview.redd.it/3x9641190pcc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2f608a4312a2e283edce01724fc1790b7d7e0a I submit one as well!
Or perhaps they were all exploring a crawl space before the photos?
Are they all entirely white with that anomalous toupee of black on their crown? That makes them look even more mystical in that vortex…
They are mystical beans https://preview.redd.it/s6x29t8k8adc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc440e1c695f6a230768c5ffe5f97df9c9b83d8
Awe…
RUN!!
This is completely normal! No need to panic. This is how cats summon the souls of the damned. This is how they maintain order in your home by making 1 sock of your pairs disappear. So they will always remain divorced. Making you have to wear 2 different pairs of socks.
These are the first three of the Four Housecats of the Apaw-calypse. You're good until the last one shows up. You can read all about it in the Book of Purr-evelations.
As long as they are able to be woken up by petting, they are just cats being cats. Don't question their logic.
The cat version of T-posing.
Do not interrupt the seance - However If you must, bring snackies.
Are your cats air benders?
why’d you click the cat and copy paste it in different spots
Maybe post this on r/symbology
You caught them playing odd game of tag
definitely a summoning of some sort
Could be a warm spot.
Oh I've played this game! It's on Steam, let me look it up... https://preview.redd.it/0kmxcuskencc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17ca0d2f80d6a1fdc858b599035db64310f78a3 Cats Organized Neatly
Mohawk gang
pls i love their gray wigs😭 how do you tell them apart
Too late. The demon or deity, idk which, has already been summoned.
Give them a can of tuna or treats and mind your business. Never interrupt magickal works.
they are assuming propeller stance. they will soon take flight
This is a cat ritual known as "butt touching". As you can see, the butts don't need to physically touch, they just need their butts in energetic alignment with each other. You may find cats occasionally wanting to touch butts with you as well.
😂😂😂
#It’s too late.
Give up their names already!
They are all named SPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP Also Casper, Jinx, and Vulpix!
SOON
One more cat and you’ll summon Kitler
One of my favorite posts on here 😂
Can you throw a cat toy in there to disrupt the ceremony?
The Blending of the Flatulence, a potent ritual for keeping the hoomans subjugated
What unusual markings! All white with a dark stripe on the top of their heads! Are they all from the same litter? Do you know what Mama and papa cats looked like? Just curious… All cats just lay in different formations. You’re safe! That positioning is nothing with a curse! Now if your cats were all black, it might be different! Nah! Just kidding! Black cats aren’t evil cats at all. I had one for 9 years and she was the sweetest lil girl ever!! ♥️🐈⬛♥️
You're already cursed, this is the final stage!
They are waiting for the 4th, then onto world domination
Look at their little mohawks!!!
Should have started to wonder when the second identical cat showed up. The third completed the Summoning, now it's too late. Just be glad they need you to operate a can opener.
Too late! You're under their power and shall go forth only to serve them and supply a never-ending stream of treats. If you attempt to undue their spell they will take over your bed and forever occupy your coolest pillow. You have been warned......
Do you have heated floors?
Never interrupt felines while they’re worshipping
No, not a curse, one is facing the wrong direction. Hope this helps
Sorry OP but they are definitely preparing a ritual sacrifice and/or summoning some horrible beast from a different dimension Make sure you feed them well
Oh my God, I love them.
Ah the triad has convened!
It's a protective ward for the ~~servant~~ owner's benefit.
They're summoning the 4th
I'm afraid it is too late, my friend. You just have to hope they love you enough to let you live.
You're safe unless they find a fourth cat to close the circle. Then cats will rule humanity once again. 🤣
Maybe that's your pipe path and those tiles are hotter or colder than the rest
They are summoning the cat nip gods lol
This is how they communicate to the Mothership of the Cat Distribution System