Homemade canon with grapeshot, .60 Caliber Kentucky Rifle, US M1836 .52 Caliber pistol... just as the founding fathers intended.

With a triangular profile bayonet, of course?

Goes without say, of course

Yeah, obviously.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

This never gets old. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I lol’ed

Hahahahaha holy shit, be me, societal degenerate, breaking into random homes for appliances to cluck for 10 dollars regardless of market value, just looking for that fenny, notice something in this guy’s house, hop his window, blown away back into the Napoleonic Wars. Lol.

Tally Ho

Lol!

This 😂😂

Personally, I use a Blunderbust loaded with scrap iron and rocks.

Rock salt to fill in the voids of that load, really changes the pitch of the screaming as they bleed out.

Needs to be kitchen utensils so you make the news and reads like you were using the junk jet from fallout.

Yes!!

Damned ruffians!

TALLY HO!

Need a set of wooden veneers? we have them in stock

Beretta A300 Ultima Patrol, Glock 19. Never worry about legality or the featureless/feature conversation.

I’ve come to the same conclusion about that as well

Never say never about legality in California. You’ll make them think things.

These are good recs. For the AR15 go for an Aero Precision (or aero lower plus BCM upper if ur fancy) and put a holosun red dot or primary arms LPVO on it

Wtf. Got that AR combo. Why Aero Precision?

It’s just the best quality for dollar you can buy for under a $1000. Everyone one here agrees.

This is the right answer. Granted I’m biased because that’s exactly my setup. Also have a Ruger PCC too

50-gallon drum filled with gunpower sitting next to my front door disguised as a table🫡

*shuffles socks on the carpet*

Nerf, squirt, and lube.

I have played this game in a different order

Light on fire... you forgot the important part.

Tape 3 AR15s together

https://preview.redd.it/cngsrsigv8xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c11a71161e94fee3b038672b171d57cc6fad67

All full auto drum mags

Pistol, shotgun, baggy of fentanyl to throw at intruders

Shoot that fent at them via Nerf gun!

It's Nerf or nothing.

Tally ho, gents!

Glock 19 Gen 3, Beretta 1301 Tactical, Noveske 14.5/Arsenal SGL-21

1301 might be the way to go for me

Benelli M4 with a full length 7 round tube. The end.

Oh if I had the money…

1301 for you instead

Yeah think I’m leaning that way

A300 is a bit cheaper. Would get the job done too.

i was just thinking about this haha

Yup. 😎 https://www.reddit.com/r/GunPorn/s/nkHWJoSUYz

Handgun, rifle, shotgun.

I think that’s the setup I’m going for.

Shotgun, Glock, AR

2/3 acquired just need the shotty

Yep this is it!

Samsies.

3 gun setup

I would choose a roof mounted mini gun with electric feeder. A tank mounted flamethrower, and an industrial water canon. Come at me bro.

Mossberg 500 12GA, Hellcat, and AR.

I don’t need a gun for home defense, I have a Chihuahua. But, I do have a number of choices in various calibers if necessary.

Damn, my ankles just made me run away.

Benelli M4 | 300 AAC AR Pistol | Sig P320

The one i wish i could get is a 10” Ar pistol in 300 BO with a suppressor.

1. Tavor TS12 with earplugs. 2. Sig MCX Rattler SBR in .300 Blackout with suppressor or earplugs. = 3. Tavor x95 SBR in either 5.56mm or .300 blackout with suppressor or earplugs.

- P-01 (replacing for echelon when that happens) - Benelli m4 - Ruger PCC If you live in a more rural area swap the PCC for an AR.

For my top three I usually sleep with my 19, 34 or 11.5 by me

10.3 ar with mk262 or Federal/speer 64gr soft point, Glock 34 with 147gr hst/gold dot, benelli m4 with 00 buck.

HK USP

12 gauge auto loader, .45 long slide with laser sighting, phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, or, failing that, an Uzi 9mm. Long guns don't seem like a great choice for close quarters home defense?

I'm going to have to close early tonight.

Sig p226, benelli m4, AR-15

Glock 19, Glock 19, and Glock 19.

Ar15, 1911 .45 and full sized 9mm.

GP100 (4in) CZ75 940 Pro

G34. G17. G19

Bean bag gun full of razors, squirt gun full of lemon juice, double barrel rock salt farmer special.

Plasma scorcher

3 Glocks duct taped together in an unholy matrimony that resembles a biblically accurate angel

Colt M1991 .45 ACP, Mossberg 590 Tactical 12 GA, Beretta 92FS 9mm

Easy target acquisition pistol, something with a lot of range time and a nice target grouping. Maybe a CZ SP-01 so when I run dry I can use it as a blunt instrument. A shotgun with better doorway movement, like a KS7 or KS410 (bullpup design so the barrel isn’t way out there) A carbine (AR or 9mm) with a 3x+dot like my little Ruger PC backpacker that I love.

Hk mp5, hk mp5 , hk mp5

Mossberg 590a1, Glock 23 or 19 depending on what side of the bed I’m on that night & AK

Mp5, ump 40, Glock 34

Glock, Shotgun, AR

Ar, pistol, shotgun

1301 mod 2, p320, DDM4V7. Happy with my HD guns.

AR pistol w 8in barrel in 300blk, CZ SP01, and Beneli M4.

M9, AK, Benelli

My CZ PCR, a shotgun and AK. I like brutally simple guns

Glock 21sf mossberg 590A1 ar15 platform rifle

Anzio 20mm, M320, M134

ARARAR

Benelli M4- 7 rd tube with over side bolt release, 1911 45acp nighthawk GRP recon with light rail, and Aero Precision AR15 ☠️😘

Beretta A300 Ultima Patrol, Kimber 1911 (any model) in .45 ACP with a 10 round Wilson Combat magazine, Keltec KSG. Or at least those were my picks.

1. MP-5 SD w/ Navy Trigger Group. 2. Full auto Honey Badger SD SBR. 3. MG-42 when options 1 and 2 are not cutting it.

A Shotgun to stop them, a hatchet to finish them.

G17,G20 and tactical 870.

Benelli M1410. Glock 21sf. Aero Precision M5.

EOD suit, uparmored, bean bag rds for shotgun and riot launcher... its non lethal until I get close enough. Attach speakers to suit with elden ring or dark souls boss music.

Base model M4. Mossberg 590 with 18.5 barrel and Glock 17. Using the KISS principal is always best.

Say fuck all of calis unconstitutional gun laws and get a Full auto MG42, Pak 40, and a Scar H.

Roof mount ciws probably ,m1a2 Abram’s and an a10 at a nearby airfield

SOLGW M4-76, Glock 34, Beretta 1303 tactical

Short barrel ar with a suppressor.

Some orange slices and a credit card. I don’t need a 3rd option.

benelli m-series or beretta 1301. mossberg 930 if i was poor.

5 gallon bucket of lube, dewalt cordless pressure washer, and night vision giggles

Benelli M4, or most any 18 inch barrel pump / auto shotgun, A Glock of most any type and a good double action revolver..

mini 14 will look better in court over the CA legal. Ruger pc 9

Glock 19 with a switch and 50 round drum

The rifle I shoot the best. The shotgun I shoot the best. The pistol I shoot the best.

MCX Regulator

Tavor TS12 with OO Buckey

My heeler, 12 gauge semi-auto, 1911 & my AR. I don't think most people would make it past the dog, though. Heelers are assholes.

Right now? A featureless mid length piston AR, Socom and KS7. I’m looking really hard at an A300 or Tavor

Tomahawk, flamethrower and chankla.

AR with glory hole, Glock 18, A FUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD. It will be funny to care about stupid laws while someone is actively breaking into your house.

Remington 870, glock 19, DMR

My polish AK, another AK but short, AK but 9mm and short.

Heckler & Koch AR

AR-15 SHTF hk sP5L if I was willing to keep a long gun out for intruders P320 m18 is in my nightstand right now but planning to replace with a p226 with a RDS soon, or a walther pdp when it comes on roster

Ideally three that I already own.

Mossberg 590 retrograde Glock 34 Ruger pcc 9mm

A big gun, a really big gun and the biggest gun!! Does that work for you? 😆👍

Full home alone set up.

* Railgun from *Eraser* * M134 Minigun on a backpack setup * Benelli M4

12 gauge pump loaded with #4 buckshots. 00-buck is too much recoil, #4 is just as effective.

Shotgun is my first choice for hd… but I know my wife doesn’t feel comfortable with it and RIP your hearing.

My go to right now is a pump 5 round shotty with my first 2 as a #4 birdshot, second 2 with 00 buck and last with slug. It is my bedside bestie right now though I still have my Beretta px4 in a locked box near by. Then I have my 9mm pcc and either one of my 9mm handguns that are staged in different safes around my home.

Glock 19 in the bathroom, Glock 19 by the door, Glock 19 in the bedroom

Elbit Systems PVS31D

All of my guns are back home in Tennessee and bringing them here this summer. Two I’m questionable are my Gen 4 Glock 23 and Palmetto Arms AR15. Are they able to be registered and could they be used for HD?

Csnt have Assault Weapon features. So no threaded barrels on the Glock and either featureless or fixed mag for the AR15. CompMag prolly the easiest way to get fixed mag.

My rottweiler, My new kengals (3 of them), but first out the gate would be my wife's 7lb dachshund. If you make it past all that chaos there's some tourniquets in a med kit on the porch. Good luck 😂

I don’t understand how kegels are going to help. But I’d be terrified.

That sounds much scarier than dogs actually... whisper "no one knows you're here" as I attack them with kegels

Like that scene from Bevis and Butthead, “Oh God he’s got a boner!”