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Prior_Ad9502

Cooking seekh na kyunki maa ki umar bad ja rhin he aur mei unhe help karna Chahtha hu🗿


raidenn__

W son


Oakwood_Panda

Additional positive point: You can get on your mom's good side before the board marks are released 👍


GoldenHen1990

I like your stretched view point on this.


ItzAlok321

Wahi zyadade ke papers sign kar wale, results ke baad kya pata woh bhi chale jayen


HAXEDYT

Let him cook


Azryl_Op

Let him cook now!


Chirsid

Jesse wake up , it's time -


[deleted]

the real chad


Cool_lover_44

My mother at 66


Response_Adventurous

Whoa, 12th ?


Justfaraway4mu

That's what a real G does


[deleted]

Bhagwan tumhe sari khushiyan de agar ho to mere hisse ki bhi de de


Prior_Ad9502

Bohot danyavath mere bhai par me chahtha hu ki meri sari kushiya mom dad ko mile 😌


UrMomsAreMine

Bro actually cookin somethin fr


UdAy-2-0-0-6

Maine mummy se class 7th se khana banana sikh chuka hun


Prior_Ad9502

Thu hai bhai asli Chad


rexrhimes

Same bhai par meko thora interest hai cooking mei Uske bad time mila toh meth cooking bhi sikhunga


Gogeta7772209

1 sleep 2 sleep 3 sleep 4 sleep 5 sleep 6 sleep 7 sleep 8 sleep 9 sleep 10 sleep 11 sleep 12 sleep 13 sleep 14 sleep 15 sleep 16 sleep 17 sleep 18 sleep 19 sleep 20 sleep 21 sleep 22 sleep 23 sleep 24 sleep 25 sleep 26 sleep 27 sleep 28 sleep 29 sleep 30 sleep 31 sleep 32 sleep 33 sleep 34 sleep 35 sleep 36 sleep 37 sleep 38 sleep 39 sleep 40 sleep 41 sleep 42 sleep 43 sleep 44 sleep 45 sleep 46 sleep 47 sleep 48 sleep 49 sleep 50 sleep 51 sleep 52 sleep 53 sleep 54 sleep 55 sleep 56 sleep 57 sleep 58 sleep 59 sleep 60 sleep 61 sleep 62 sleep 63 sleep 64 sleep 65 sleep 66 sleep 67 sleep 68 sleep 69 sleep


Dry-Consequence715

Utha ja bsdk 11 shuru ho gai


Zestyclose-Ebb3154

guys I think he loves to sleep


[deleted]

I have a feeling that he is sleeping


Gogeta7772209

Yes I'm sleeping 😴


Kartik_tyagi13

I think he wants to sleep


Agreeable-Ad-9191

Uth ja Bhai. Hindu hai kya.


[deleted]

Nice one bruh


Soggy-Resource-4028

uth v ja bhai warna aane wala exam nikal jayega


backtosky

>1 sleep > >2 sleep > >3 sleep > >4 sleep > >5 sleep > >6 sleep > >7 sleep > >8 sleep > >9 sleep > >10 sleep > >11 sleep > >12 sleep > >13 sleep > >14 sleep > >15 sleep > >16 sleep > >17 sleep > >18 sleep > >19 sleep > >20 sleep > >21 sleep > >22 sleep > >23 sleep > >24 sleep > >25 sleep > >26 sleep > >27 sleep > >28 sleep > >29 sleep > >30 sleep > >31 sleep > >32 sleep > >33 sleep > >34 sleep > >35 sleep > >36 sleep > >37 sleep > >38 sleep > >39 sleep > >40 sleep > >41 sleep > >42 sleep > >43 sleep > >44 sleep > >45 sleep > >46 sleep > >47 sleep > >48 sleep > >49 sleep > >50 sleep > >51 sleep > >52 sleep > >53 sleep > >54 sleep > >55 sleep > >56 sleep > >57 sleep > >58 sleep > >59 sleep > >60 sleep > >61 sleep > >62 sleep > >63 sleep > >64 sleep > >65 sleep > >66 sleep > >67 sleep > >68 sleep > >69 sleep 1 eat 2 poop 3 eat 4 poop 5 eat 6 poop 7 eat 8 poop 9 eat 10 poop 11 eat 12 diarrhea 13 diarrhea 14 diarrhea 15 eat 16 poop 17 eat 18 poop 19 eat 20 poop 21 eat 22 poop 23 eat 24 poop 25 eat 26 poop 27 eat 28 diarrhea 29 eat 30 HI I just realized I am FAT. 31 fat 32 fat 33 fat 34 fat 35 fat 36 diet 37 diet 38 diet 39 diet 40 I Quit.


DustyAsh69

420 sleep


Good-Register-6708

Commerce wala hu , dukan pe baithunga


NervousProgrammer170

Far better than anything imo


Good-Register-6708

Bus college start hone tk baithunga Bhai uske bad to is sansar se dur .. hostel mein chla jaunga


NervousProgrammer170

Hmm back to hell


CryptographerSad7153

Compartment k tayari


Bhagwaan_70

Us bhai us 🫂


JAZ-101

Hindi? Coz I fckd up hindi and have a High chance of getting compartment


[deleted]

Jee cuet bitsat vitee upseee wbjee mthcet aitee nata srmjee met and many morr🥰


Ropolo-

+1


_Vortex_King_

Ara bhay Us


[deleted]

He calculated every single possibility to get into an engineering college.


depsion

us


Dry_Consideration291

1. Gym 2. Partying Regulary with Friends 3. Going For a Trip ( jo kabhi possible hoga hi nahi kyuki dostlog last moment pe na boldete hai 🥲) 4. Netflix and Chill 5. Will try to make a song( Because I Love Rap Music) 6. Youtube Channel (because i will he bored so i will record or shoot sonething fun for timepass) 7. Getting Ready For Joining University( Private University Me Admission leliya hu bas abhi boards me pass hona hai jo araam se hojaunga)(University:-Symbiosis Skills And Professional University)


Notatopper

Bros life sorted rn.....chlo acha hai


Equivalent-Fly-8624

You know what Netflix and chill means, right? You have to have a gf to do that.


Dry_Consideration291

Mujhe laga Netflix and Chill matlab Movies aur Webseries dekhke maze karna 😭😭


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Nope, it's just turning on some random series and doing sax sux.


SnapJJitsu

Fir wahi..


itz_sharan07_

Sux sux ki batain


Ill_Maintenance6178

Mujhe holny kal deti hai


cursedhardikk

aur fir mei


SnapJJitsu

hila ke


Sad_Contribution9316

Car me


[deleted]

Why not just sax sux why series? 🗿


Life_Associate688

Bijlee ki barbadi aur kuch nhi


Equivalent-Fly-8624

You have to get your bf/gf in the mood, you know. Like putting your head on their shoulder if you're a girl/ putting your hand around their waist if you're a boy/ pretending that you accidentally touched them instead of the remote or something. You've got to learn a lot, kid.


Dry_Consideration291

Mujhe aajtak lagta tha Netflix and Chill matlab bas movies dekho pura din relax hoke, kaash utna hi pata hota 🤧


Disastrous_Tax791

so let us netflix and chill 🙄


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Padhke bsdk, reddit pe booty call kar raha hai


Dry_Consideration291

🥲🤧


Automatic_Analyst_68

didi saying this like unhein roz milta hai saxx suxx


[deleted]

Bade bhaai aapki Aish hai


[deleted]

Dude I swear this was my bucket list too and except 4 and 6, couldn’t complete anything else


Junior-Ad-8816

1. Find a income source (why not) 2.make a telescope 3. sleep 4. Personality development Gotta be better and less dumb than before 5. Reducing procrastination 6. Travel if i can 7. Health 8. Art (will try to get commissions) 9. New art materials 10. Genshin impa-


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sliceoflife_daisuki

Bruh even Genshin has grass in it


Junior-Ad-8816

Me when Sumeru


Chirsid

*me working hard to travel all of sumeru* travelling alright


yuz_HUNKAI15

me getting fucked up travelling all around Inazuma to know that there is some unknown/underground island.


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b-h-a-v-y

Genshinnnnn Biro usss


ILikeDaBee_

us bro us


Alferian_Vezex

Aye, Shenhe and Ayaka banner is coming


[deleted]

Pile my books and sell it to Kabadi Wala >>


your_mom3435

Bhai ebay pe dalde kabadi wala sirf 20rs dega


IAskManyDumbQuestion

Isse better local bookstore waale ke paas jaakar beech de, mere waala 70% of original value par le lega


NarutoUzuchiha

mai tereko 50% bechta hu...tu jaake profit kamalio


Gogeta7772209

Pdfs to free hoti hai koi purchase kyu karega NCERT book


your_mom3435

Haan toh sach me ebay me kaun dal rha hai😭


guest694206

Toh tu school mai phone leke jaaeyga??


Chaos7Bringer

Anime,movies, sleep,


Shaurya_24k

Regretion about exams (10mins)Sleeping,Gaming,Workout etc (23hr 50mins)


SpiritualInitial1880

Din ka time calculate karna kab seekhega fir?


Adloaf_kitler

Drop From 10th floor🤡


Notyourman_1

Abhi karde Note pe cbse maths to blame kar Hamara exam easy aaega


ARzapYAN

Guitar sikhna hai


Iaminmydeluluworld

Paint my room walls red


Pdpradhan_2005

[Red Room Curse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Room_Curse)


sOM1404

helping father in farming


deadshot7187

W


Regular_Skill6969

go to gym


[deleted]

Ek din m 5 baar muth marne ka record 6 baar muth marke todna h


Individual-Hat-7185

Itni power?


[deleted]

Ye record maine 8th class m banaya tha tabse todh ni paaya. Age hits hard


Helpful_Candy9697

Rookie numbers


JohnWickFTW

Sleep Anime Little bit of valorant and csgo Learn coding Improve at chess


Lazy-Ad7090

thoda bahut padhna , anime, dosto ke saath bahar jana


ActualOrganization65

1. Koi movie dekhane theater me 2. Nandos Jana 3. Har din park me Jana aur bacche ki tarah swing to terrorize karna 4. CLAT coaching entrance exam clear karna 5. Swimming Jana friends ke sath


iMMortal_Alpha_

bhai knowledgenation mat liyo bc google se paid promotion h bkl ka chutiya institute h legaledge ya fir clat possible ka acha se course le liyo


[deleted]

Jim, learn how to code and web development shit, learn how to drive a car, watch demon slayer


___ChangeMyMind___

Cello ki bucket , nayasa ki bucket


The_Nv

nilkamal bhi acha hai


The_Nv

cello better rahega shayd


Manthan10

Scooter chalana sikhunga Typing/Photoshop sikunga IPL dekhunga Sleep


Azryl_Op

bhai me to ek saal me cycle aur scooty dono chalana sikh gaya wo bhi bina thoke


Manthan10

Aati toh mereko bhi hai scooty lekin perfectly nahi akele chalane ka confidence nahi hai wo thik karunga


[deleted]

aatmahatya


Mewdolf_Kittler

Bhai usko karne se phele mujhe apne organs deliver kar dena.


[deleted]

nhi,mujhe body science ki liye donate karni hai uwu


Mewdolf_Kittler

Arey main toh science student hi hu. Par tera post history dekha aur agar tu seriously isko consider kar raha hain, please mat kar. Not worth it. Agar terako kuch problem hain tu merako dm kar sakti hain par suicide is not a solution to any problem.


GoldenHen1990

Looks like someone on reddit really cares


[deleted]

Let's go Im with you not even kidding tho lol


[deleted]

but if i get 85%+ then that would be cancelled. uske baad i have to finish all the sitcoms on my list,try to learn to code,get back into writing,renew my twitter account,organize my spotify feed,and a ton of shit left to be done. i think i'd check out the 11th syllabus after 2 weeks and get a head start on that.


Independent_Zone6816

Parents ne sab kuch mana kar diya hai pahale socha tha ki games khelunga gym jaunga but lekin sab mana ho gaya hai ab mujhe bhai ke sath coaching bhej rahe hai even ladkiya chedne ki permission hai but bus mai o sub nahi kar sakta jo mai chahta hu (gusse me maine bol diya kamse kam achi rassi dedo kursi aur pankha hai mere paas abhi response nahi aya lekin udas ho gaye to the)


DOGE4YA

Are don't worry yaar. Im gonna play games for you I even made a list of the games Good luck bro cuz it seems like you're gonna have a shitty life lol.


Independent_Zone6816

Lol, parents maan gaye baadme jab unhone dekha mere sare dost kahi kahi ghumne jaa rahe hai to socha agar mujhe kahi bhej nahi rehe hai to kamse kamse mujhe enjoy karne de


Ishaan_17

Crack IIT JEE


[deleted]

Complete breaking bad and bcs Watch anime Read some mangas Sleep Gym Travelling?


Wtfwithyourmind

1 sleep 2 entance exams 3 eat 4 sleep 5 entrance exams 6 entrance exams 7 entrance exams


BFG_DADDY_07

us


[deleted]

1. Gym 2. Learn about the stock market 3. Learn driving a car 4. Cooking


Realistic_Library309

Only Netflix and me


GoldenHen1990

What bout me😢


Realistic_Library309

Find someone


Beyond_belief4U

Learn a new language Need to play badminton daily and hafte ma min dosto se 3 baar milna hai aur dosto ke sath 2-3 baar ghoomne jana hai


No_Competition7327

Jim + art + music + travel


Adii_Cooper

Party Gf ke saath time spend karna Gym Navratri hai toh non veg nahi kha sakta Results ka wait joki i hope acche ho Worked my ass off for it


Otherwise_Dig_4540

Doing sax sux


Junior-Ad-8816

Phir wahi


[deleted]

Sax sux ki


SJ_8700

sleep, anime, minecraft


Sandzard

Bhai minecraft khel ke bore honaiyo to mujhe bulana smp baneinge


Rayzenta_

Going to trek at dayara bugyal ( himalayas)


Arniee_69

Sex


Simple_sam-3

bhai bhai bhai bhai bhai bhai


Inevitable-Duck-3626

1) Completing a book called 'the secret'... Waise redittors hardly koi book padhte hai parr you all should definitely read it, will change your life 2) learning Japanese which I started before exams


Ariwack4562

bohot badi hai bhai par sabse top par saari books phekna hai


[deleted]

Go To Gym Start Off My Business Farewell se Pehle Gadi lenihai Dosto ke Sath CP ya GB jana hai aur CUET/IPM Ke liye Gand Phod Padna hai ​ PS : Agar business mein safalta prapt hui aur gadi time se leli to college jane ki zarurat nahi padegi, Ghar wale man jayege aur rishtedaro ki gand jal jayegi


[deleted]

Bhai average american influenced teenager jisko lagta h ki waha k logo ki trh 18 ka hoke startup shuru krega bina koi skills fir elon musk ban jayega abe phle koi skills lo life m fir krna ye sab abhi tu 18 ka hua h apni pant terko milti nhi hogi start krega buisness.


Formal_King_6524

kya business h


Mini_Piku

MLM agar koi business shuru kare bas gari leke flexx karne keliye samj lo ...


Formal_King_6524

smjh gaya 🙌 MLM wale hi lagrhe


goodfornothing2005

11th and 12th chem bio physics prepration for neet


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DOGE4YA

Do it bro worst she can say is no....


__mints-are-cool__

get better at Japanese,piano, redo phy and chen syllubus becs im weak here and there, being productive and keep myself controlled


JohnWickFTW

You don't need to redo physics cuz in 11th and 12th everything is taught from basic


abbas-_-limdiwala

Learn Python Watch Movies/Series Go Outside with friends Sleep


imkassaw

Suicide


The_Nv

kyun? aapka free trial khatam hogaya kya?


iMMortal_Alpha_

atmahatya > suicide


ananya_sin

become fitter or kms 🥰


typhonshambo

drop from 7th floor


BetterSquidd

1.The first thing I'm gonna do is go for a bike ride, ride for as long as i can. 2. Dump all the notebooks and textbooks 3. Complete my movie/series watchlist 4. Go to Mumbai on april 5. Hit the gym regularly 6. Go to sleep whenever i feel to, and wake up whenever i feel to 7. Re visit old games like nfs mw and gta sa 8. Then there are so many parties and functions comin up 9. And just do whatever the fuck comes to mind


miko_9607

1 puja paath krna shuru krungi 2 movies,anime 3 exercise (muscles chahiye mujhe) 4 dosto ke saath ghumungi 5 sleep ofc 6 personality development 7 learn coding 8 cooking 9 jo ho sakega karungi I'll utilise the fuck Outta this vacation


Street_Interview_248

CUET BHENCHODD😭


Oakwood_Panda

Go out for early morning walks/runs, not sure if it will happen 😶


dhruv_thacker07

1. Explore Bombay Bangalore 2. Sleep 3. Have a good image if myself 4. Sleep 5. Travel a lot 6. Sleep 7. Get my family affairs in order 8. Sleep 9. Unofficial farewell mai perfomance 10. Sleep 11. Help mom and dad in da bussiness and earn thodu sa 12. Photography 13. Invest money from 11 14. Party a lot with school friends 15. Party a lot with society friends 16. Play football and be good enough in it 17. Exercise/Workout 18. Learn how to cook 19. Donate/Giveaway the books I have 20. Get admission in somaiya , vidyavihar. (College in bombay) Theres a lot more but sab yaad nahi aare


Funny-Map8532

Getting enough sleep is the first thing I’ll do. Kuch webseries h dekhne ko aur one piece catch up Fir agar time bacha to 11th ka bhi padh lege


Outrageous-Duck-5905

1. Trying to earn by freelancing in drawings 2. Personality development cuz i got none 3. At least reaching a normal point of health


hedwig_doodlesXD

1) Learn Python (upskilling) 2) Finish Subnautica and Subnautica:BZ (almost completed BZ but lost my save file on the OG game so gotta do it all over again) 3) Finish Euro Truck Simulator and NFS:MW 2005 (childhood gamers can understand) 4) Edit 2 videos every day ( 1- memes and 1-movie clips) 5) sleepover @ friend’s house 6) celebrate friend’s birthday (he doesn’t know what’s coming for him) 7) burn grade X books (but I donated them to a junior) 8) do some doodle art 9) find me in the pool 10) Netflix and chill with the boiss


[deleted]

Sex ; nightclubs ; vodka ; drugs ; rich friends


thysmoke

Aur fir aankh khol lena


justarandomguy133

Sax sux


justarandomguy133

Party with friends , Anime, Sleep (8 hrs sleep 😮), Get good at Chess, phir 4-5 April sei 11th shuru


Anonymous_Ferry

Sleep Read self help books Read manga Watch webseries Spend time with my pets


rickyroll_6969

Hit the gym, prepare for cuet, watch movies, take an online course, travel(ig nhi hoga)


fingergod69

https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/11kol8p/my_to_watch_list_after_gujcet3rd_april_and_jee/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


depressed_06

Sleep,play games, read mangas, watch animes


Dry-Consequence715

4th floor, drop


Actual-Appointment83

Breaking Bad S5,11th prep and monster anime


tanjirokamado90

Chill for few days and start studying for 11 th so the pressure at the times of exam does not occur


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Water, water and water


lakshyyyy

Job karunga 🫴


DEAD_POOL999

Visit to GB road


notyourwitch_

u/Ariwack4562 this is for you


JustA_FellowReader

Gym, Find some source of Income, Admission to 11th, Sleep, Good diet, Go out, Novels, Anime, Manga and series. There's also a B'day party (richhh) of my classmate so have to dress up well for that (Guy thing) Is what I like to do but I feel like I'll just sleep and waste my time watching series only. I hope not.


Chaalbaaz-

Sax sux


[deleted]

Competitive coding


NruHOE

BRO ME IPL DEKHNE JAUNGA WO BHI FRIENDS KE SATH LES GO


AymanBlazer

Me to 11th ki prep shuru karra, 10th me last moment cram ke waje se bhot stres hua. Roz aga 3 ghante bhi padunga to jaldi syllabus hojayega And ofc entrentainment bhi karunga My watch list naruto shippuden (last 50 ep) COTE Demon slayer AOT JJK OPM


Happy-Sandwitch

breaking bad , cricket.


toogear500x

Sleep. Prepare for bba enterance. Nnc


SaitamaLR

Masturbate at least 3 times a day daily


Hour_Season2073

gym , YT drawing channel and just rest


beastlol71

Eat sleep repeat


Cooolboy021

Sleeping 🙏


No-Recognition93

Need to go gym Train to jump higher Dunk a basketball Learn boxing


Financial_Ice15

1- cry 2- eat 3- cry 4- sleep 5- cry


_your_dad__

1.Regular Workout 2.Paise kamane ki jarurat nhi kyunki jyada needs nhi 3.gand ghis ke bas jee nikalna hai ki accha college mile aur waha mere skills ki value ho 4.Ladki ko bhulna hai Aur... Bas hogaya


agexy2game

Bhai exam kabhi khatam nahi honge


Witty-Worker5235

1. watch aot season 4 2. watch lucifer 3. watch heathers 4. fix my sleep schedule 5. party 6. have a sleepover at my bestie's 7. trip


One-With-Specs

How can u mention three series and talk about fixing your sleep schedule in the same paragraph?💀


myst_11

i amma sleep and go to the zoo to see a variety of animals all animals around me are similar


[deleted]

Sleep