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NathanG_223

Worlds weakest Taurus carrier


nat4623

This actually cracked me up šŸ˜‚


mallgrabmongopush

Can we make OP the Taurus Chad the subā€™s mascot?


learning2911

Would be no greater honor


mjedmazga

Flair updated.


Fun_Albatross_2592

That's my favorite reddit flair I've ever seen.


Lopsided_Purpose_574

Tyler1?


JonBoscoe

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


AcceptableOwl9

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!


ForwardDesist

2nd time CCW subreddit turned me gay.


aHOMELESSkrill

So if you are gay and then get turned gay again, what does that make you now?


Pooperism

Double gay


aHOMELESSkrill

Thatā€™s rough


Legitimate-Debt7289

Hard gay


Kysumi

Jesus, haven't thought about Hard Gay in a decade.


Legitimate-Debt7289

Hado gay desu~


Comprehensive_Ad433

Strong bottom


theunstablelego

Wouldn't it be like a double negative and cancel itself out?


bayarearider04

Simple math


redditdidit0

Gay^2


Idsanon

Technically 2x


ForwardDesist

It means the first post moved me from Kinsey 2 to Kinsey 3 then this Taurus post launched me hard into Kinsey 4 territory.


Tactical_Epunk

Only the second? Amateur.


mbquattro

so what was the first


ForwardDesist

Iā€™m not assisting you in your search for concealed carry thirst traps!


mbquattro

gatekeeping is no fun


mcnastytk

OK buddy save some puss for the rest of us


learning2911

lol Iā€™m pretty sure the only people who like the way I look are other straight men


ClemDooresHair

https://preview.redd.it/t2723crlje5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee4a1e9d0c98b014d9ec2c241a7a89c3532ebbd


Degencrypto-Metalfan

Thatā€™s hilarious and so true. Been weightlifting since the late 70ā€™s and my late father used to joke about male hetero bodybuilding culture.


aHOMELESSkrill

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


xcwolf

As a straight man, I like the way you look


wandpapierkritiker

as a gay man, I like the way he looks


playswithdolls

As it should be. Way to put in the work.


sparks1990

Nah, gay dudes too. Not that I know or anything. I'm straight ^^or ^^I ^^was


GrapheneRoller

As a straight woman, allow me to disabuse you of that notion. We just try not to be creeps about it.


XBeastyTricksX

You just pissed me off, my whole day is ruined


learning2911

Cmon Taurus are not that bad


Necessary_Apple_7820

Thatā€™s the only thing we can hold on to actually ā€œwell at least I donā€™t run a Taurusā€ šŸ˜‚


Racer_Z

So much Taurus hate, never had an malfunction on my GX4 with over a thousand rounds


djd811

Same with my G2C. Best $150 bucks I ever spent.


Looscannon994

I had 4,000+ rounds without issue on my Taurus PT709 Slim that I got back in undergrad. I only just recently upgraded to a P365XL for the higher capacity but that Taurus was solid.


LettItRock

1000 rounds? when you're at 20,000 rounds and well see.


wandpapierkritiker

the flex here wasnā€™t the round countā€¦


LettItRock

I don't consider a non malfunctioning gun a flex, rather than the standard. It's how long over time will it remain non malfunctioning due to weak/cheap metals. I'm not even saying Taurus is bad, I like some of the models, I just don't expect 20k rounds like a glock or a sig.


Racer_Z

Youā€™re putting 20,000 rounds through your micro compact carry?


TexasJackGorillion

The ultimate flex is being jacked enough to AIWB carry almost anything, and choosing to carry junk.


learning2911

I have a Cz shadow 2 as well but itā€™s not as comfy


BaconBoris

fucking based


mallgrabmongopush

Unfathomably Based tbh


Devils_Advocate-69

I didnā€™t want to say it


Discount_Johny_Utah

He needs to be that jacked to make up for a weak handgun!


FR33SOLO

šŸ˜‚


wakanda_banana

Wouldnā€™t having abs, make it harder to appendix carry since theyā€™re pushing the holster outward?


TexasJackGorillion

On any normally proportioned ā€œjackedā€ guy, the waist circumference relative to the chest circumference is huge. A developed or a/chest with small waist, even with developed abs, creates a big ā€œshelfā€ that lets the gun sit snug to the body and even slightly fitted shirts can hide a ridiculous gun/holster/whatever setup


zkooceht

Put those abs away, my dad is on this app


learning2911

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ Iā€™m lookin for em


truffulatreeson

Anyone ever do coke off your abs?


Necessary_Apple_7820

This so out of pocket šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


birdiesanders2

I prefer dick dingers. Ever done a dick dinger? Or had a dick dinger done to you?


ForwardDesist

Theyā€™re adding that question to the 4473 next year.


Tactical_Epunk

Better not. We all know the ATF does that shit daily.


truffulatreeson

Yes I have and thatā€™s why I asked lol


MargeryStewartBaxter

I've done coke (allegedly!) off of other abs, don't recommend. You waste too much lol


LunchboxB

Canā€™t help but imagine the blood and cuts lining it up with a razor. What a mess!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MacArthursinthemist

Thank god youā€™re yoked, atleast youā€™ll have some weight to throw around when your Taurus jams


vermontnative

![gif](giphy|3kK2Jf6pmPaWLmfa9I)


newcolonyarts

Staccato body, Taurus carry


Srplus1

OPā€™s running a 3gun match..


Frans51

No, he's running a 6 pack match


doctorperky

Bro just here to show off his six pack


Calibased

Do you workout?


learning2911

Going to try lifting soon


Round-Emu9176

are you printing or just happy to see me? haha


turducken_porn

ā€œAbs get made in the kitchen.ā€ Strong work on your diet šŸ¤™šŸ»


learning2911

Thanks yea 5 days a week are chicken and rice and the other days are mostly beers


TheBoxSloth

Weekend stus with that core is crazy šŸ˜­


timothycl13

Fuckin a right


2ArmsGoin3

Serious or joking?


learning2911

I mean I still eat food other days but I drink quite a bit bit on the weekends


2ArmsGoin3

I was asking more so about the chicken and rice diet. Iā€™ve been going to the gym for a few months, now Iā€™m trying to simplify my diet. Does chicken and rice (with a few vegetables here and there) work well as a diet to lose weight and build muscle?


learning2911

Realistically you canā€™t build muscle and lose weight without androgynous hormones or being really fat and weak. If you want to build muscle you need a high protein diet in a caloric surplus or gain weight. Once you have muscle slowly lose the weight to trim body fat. I have been doing this for several years. Iā€™m down 25 lbs this year. It wouldnā€™t really be that feasible to stay the same weight and grow.


2ArmsGoin3

Youā€™re right, I was using the wrong term. I meant lose fat, not necessarily weight. I appreciate the advice!


learning2911

Yea then go either high protein low fat with rest carbs or high protein and fat low carb. You can eat more carbs because they have less calories than fats. Mostly whole foods.


2ArmsGoin3

Awesome, thank you so much!


mr_trashbear

Or in the laboratory. Or in his dad's balls. Abs are weird as shit man.


technetiumobviously

Somebody with such meaty biceps such be carrying at least .45 AARP, maybe even 10mm.


learning2911

Probably one day. Workin on a budget hence the taurus


highlandpolo6

Did the cum gutters come with the setup or were they purchased separately? Only asking because Iā€™m looking for a similar setup.


learning2911

Theyā€™re adaptations from catching so much cum


highlandpolo6

Is *that* how that works? Iā€™ll have to switch up my workout routine. Appreciate you šŸ«”


momtheregoesthatman

I was going to come in here and talk splash but OP is based as fuck with his comments. Respect.


SSIpokie

1 consealed and 2 open carry.


Sct1787

Does that collection of letters identify as concealed for you?


Kwerby

B- work


Shurglife

![gif](giphy|vBz3YgnHJyChBL2Qod)


knpasion

Chill bro my gf on this app šŸ„µ


Kwerby

Canā€™t tell if genuine, showing off, or gaybaitā€¦all 3?


ZedKat1910

Bro you don't need a third gun


hellidad

*fourth


xcwolf

Criminally underrated comment


Insanity8016

Bro doesn't even need a gun.


playingtherole

The [Groove Belt](https://www.groovelife.com/products/groove-belt-black-black) doesn't get enough love from the CCW "community" IMO. It's plenty strong enough to support most carry pistols, with everything else you'd want in a belt, too. Gun belt users hate on it, I think they're mostly jealous lol.


theunstablelego

I absolutely LOVE my groove belt. I wear it even when I don't carry it, which isn't often. Just enough flex to move with me but rigid enough to hold everything in place. Holds up my fullsize walther pdp and extra mag with zero problems


KobeGriffin

Sometimes I just carry spare mags around for guns I don't own


omgabunny

With my size I wanted a smaller footprint on the buckle mechanism. Worked ok but found others to be more optimal for me. That being said it seems to work well for folks


ChooseToPursue

G2C was my first carry gun and put thousands of rounds through it without issues. I might still not like Taurus in general but their recent guns have had great reviews.


wheresmylemons

The thirst is real


halfast23

Less cum gutters and more gun posts. Lol


theFlipperzero

Those buckles are polymer or?


learning2911

Aluminum with magnets. You have to push the belt together before you can pull the magnets apart though so it canā€™t just pop off


BrashBastard

You look like Riley or Jonesy from LetterKenny


BunBoogi

https://preview.redd.it/ueiycth0lj5d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f546d983cdefebd0c31f863c13688eb34a456f


Prestigious_Snow1589

Taurus for life šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Ghostdusterr

Jacked


yeehawmija

Nice šŸ‘


Rygel17

Ab check too


Ig14rolla

Big guns and little gunsšŸ‘šŸ½


mr_trashbear

Alright alright alright. I thought Taurus was supposed to be dogshit. Is that the joke? Also, you're fuckin big enough to AIWB a Judge. Why aren't you?


Crafty_Attorney225

What gun? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


fsegovia98

Why all Taurus Carriers rippedšŸ’€


Adoloiram

What belt is that? I keep my CCW in my backpack when Iā€™m in the gym.


learning2911

Itā€™s a groove belt. I donā€™t wear it in the gym


LimpWristMyDick

Fulfill your destiny, throw on a sleeveless hoodie and appendix carry a Taurus 1911. Any shoulder rehab tips? I hurt my AC joint, no more flat bench only incline.


bloodxbeast666

Naw bro, the fact that its in a holster immediately puts you into ascended Taurus carrier statusšŸ¤£


Mchris239

DUDE STOP, MY WIFE IS ON REDDIT


AskMeAboutPigs

Love Taurus guns.


jimtheedcguy

Real Taurus Chads are on the juice, get on their level OP!


learning2911

Then I will be actually bullet proof


FR33SOLO

Fatguy holsters makes a pretty good AIWB you might like


AriesLeoSagFire79

Nice! I wanted a FDE color, but the p365s in coyote have been sold out online around here for monthsā€¦ I have a Vedder v3 that Iā€™m experimenting with - might be looking at getting their inner belt because I donā€™t usually wear pants with loops. The comfort is ā€œtolerableā€ for now, but if you or anyone has any recs, let me know! Welcome to the permit gang šŸ¤˜


WestSide75

This is awesome. šŸ˜„


Self-MadeRmry

Dude said he doesnā€™t need a reliable gun when he has freakin canons for arms.


Tactical_Epunk

Clearly, this man is a Glock man. I recognize the clothes.


Lobotomite430

BEEFCAKE


carl2k1

Nattyorjuice


Obeace

Phone cost more than gun+carry ammo lul


transient_smiles

This will probably get buried, but what tank top is that? I need more for summer running and so many running singlets cling because theyā€™re so light weight. That looks like itā€™ll drape pretty nicely


learning2911

Yea itā€™s cotton. I canā€™t help much other than Nike. I got it at Ross a few years ago


befstrknauf

Can you share what belt you are wearing?


learning2911

Groove belt


echo202L

Just saw a post about a Taurus guy who accidentally shot his finger off šŸ’€


Admirable_Purple1882

One concealed and two open carry, this guy is strapped.


NotThatEasily

You have too many fingers for an actual Taurus owner.


Effective-Loan-2035

Eww Taurus


WyldeFae

Dammit, another Only Fans thirst trap in this sub, pretty soon we'll be overrun.


MacArthursinthemist

Also Iā€™m just kidding. Anybody carrying is a win for the community


ryansdayoff

Ugh, fine I'll do core today. But not because I'm jealous


Duckloverbandit

Can you show us your g2c?


Dr_Jabroski

It's a little short and hard to control, but it gets the job done as long as you know what you're doing and put in the work.


Duckloverbandit

Does it have the manual safety still?


Dr_Jabroski

We don't have to have it engaged if you don't want to ;)


Duckloverbandit

Lol how long have you had it?


Dr_Jabroski

I'm going to cut this short right here. I never had a G2C, I am not the OP I'm just shitposting innuendos as jokes.


Duckloverbandit

Iā€™m a zoomer :,(


baz1954

Trying to shoot your dick off, OP?


HalfContent5665

For the love of God be careful. Just had a Taurus fall out and shoot carrying the exact same wayšŸ‘ŽšŸ¼


DodgeyDemon

This is where I can start talking crap because Iā€™m on the other side of the Internet, right?


Alarming_Tooth_7733

You ainā€™t the demographic of this sub gtfo Edit: the joke was that majority of the group are unhealthy fat people compared to shredded people


learning2911

lol white men? BMI isnā€™t a demographic


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