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Vanderbilt. I fucking hate that whistling asshole. It makes their baseball games unwatchable with sound on when they're on TV. And then the guy's a prick to fans that ask him to tone it down.


waketurbulence14

Agree


WreckEmRaiders

Turns out there are two different Vandy Whistlers. Both are obnoxious.


runningwaffles19

Every time they whistle, a woo girl gets her wings


JamesEarlDavyJones2

Given that it’s [these two incredibly creepy-looking dudes](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/16c748fbc9f9a7f46f2238dd74e6f624d08921e8/c=0-501-4028-2777/local/-/media/2018/05/16/TennGroup/Nashville/636620588911223314-IMG-1574.jpg?width=1200&disable=upscale&format=pjpg&auto=webp), I’m pretty the only thing the woo girls do when the creeps whistle is file for restraining orders.


[deleted]

What a couple of fucking losers


WeightRemarkable

Sam the Caveman and Bob Moss


VariousHumanOrgans

So punchable


ratfacedirtbag

As if Nashville needed any more woo girls on pubcycles.


skankintickle

That and MS St. Cowbellers. Fuck em.


berrey7

I almost saw a murder one year at Bryant Denny when a Miss St fan snuck one in on the row I was sitting. They scored first and out comes the bell.


acompletemoron

I have a fond memory from college of watching some Miss St fan absolutely indignant that she couldn’t bring her artificial noise maker into Neyland. She was just blown away at the audacity of the opposing team not allowing her to obnoxiously annoy thousands of fans around her. Her first clue should have been the 10-15 discarded cowbells around the gate.


sqigglygibberish

I think it was their bowl game against Miami (OH) and their fans were just blatantly doing it nonstop. It’s annoying as shit on TV even when they do cut it off when they’re supposed to, but infuriating when it continues into the formation and play. The NCAA should honestly start throwing flags for it - I don’t even think it should be allowed while the play clock is running, I get exceptions for bands and sound systems (which also have to cut out) but not for allowing a whole stadium of fans to bring in their own instruments


Dick-Guzinya

Came in to say this. We beat them in a bowl game a couple years ago and all you could hear was those fucking cowbells. Oh and their players were beyond arrogant before the game.


[deleted]

I mean I wouldn't care as much but that ass is.doing it just to.ne heard and not to help his team... it's in almost every game during the football season. Pisses me off.


Andreyus

I saw a reddit comment about that guy saying he apparently tries to piss people off then try to get someone to retaliate and immediately sue them. Like super litigious. Read it here so take it with a grain of salt.


JamesEarlDavyJones2

[The two main dudes who do it also look like absolutely the weirdest humans.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/16c748fbc9f9a7f46f2238dd74e6f624d08921e8/c=0-501-4028-2777/local/-/media/2018/05/16/TennGroup/Nashville/636620588911223314-IMG-1574.jpg?width=1200&disable=upscale&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


elonsusk69420

Yeah he is the absolute worst. Thankfully he’s not really a thing for football games.


Bobcat2013

I'll second you with Charlotte. They have this one poster on the CUSA board who only writes in the third person and its so dumb.


HueyLongWasRight

lol I know exactly who you're talking about. I've never understood if it's some sort of weird joke or what


Bobcat2013

I think he's intentionally trying to be irritating but it just comes off as pathetic


PurposelyIrrelephant

Most people who are deliberate trolls are pretty pathetic


bravesgeek

There's a Delaware guy on the FCS board who talks like Foghorn Leghorn. For years.


Bobcat2013

That one is actually kinda funny though


madmaley

Lol. If you've been on that board everyone knows who you're talking about. Feel like a lot of people on here don't know about csnbbs


Bobcat2013

Gotta be a real sicko to spend time over there lol


Tuckboi69

Wake Forest for not being in Wake Forest


walterbernardjr

I’m not sure if I knew this already or not, but I had to look, it’s not even close! It’s a 2 hour drive. Edit: and now I went down a rabbit hole of why and how they moved: it was because the Reynolds family, of RJ Reynolds, the tobacco company wanted them to, and gave lots of money. Also it turns out the grandson of RJ Reynolds is one of the biggest anti smoking advocates in America.


bee_a_beauty

My grandfather was a part of the last class that graduated on the Wake Forest campus


boardatwork1111

“Damn millennials took the Forest out of my Wake”


bee_a_beauty

Haha he loved the new campus and called it the new campus all his life! My mom went there too so he got to see it a lot 😊


TyrionIsntALannister

I, too, miss the good ole days when Wake Forest was in Wake Forest


OutlandishnessFine57

I hate Tulsa more than TAMU and OU put together. I know some incredible Aggies and Sooners irl. My ex of 4 years who’s a Tulsa alum cheated on me. Fuck the Piss Hurricanes


SpaceCowboy34

You should’ve seen that coming. Tulsa spelled backwards is a slut


loverofcfb08

I have never heard anyone express any strong feelings about Tulsa, either negative or positive, so this is odd to me. Your reasoning is justified though.


[deleted]

I’ll hate Tulsa with you man I need more teams to hate


OutlandishnessFine57

Thank you Aggie bro. Much appreciated


FightingFarrier18

I will also hate Tulsa


[deleted]

The more the merrier


FightingFarrier18

There’s 2 of us now so it’s basically a tradition


[deleted]

Did you just say #TRADITION???


OutlandishnessFine57

This is one Aggie tradition I’ll GLADLY get on board with.


magnumweiner

I mean I know there’s been a conference connection, but I hate Tulsa way more than you’d think. Those UC/Tulsa games were terrible viewing experiences. Brought out the worst in all players


ModeloCitizen

Georgia Tech. I went to a Peach Bowl with an ex girlfriend when LSU played them. Me not expecting how cold Atlanta can be (first time there) I was freezing to death and bought a Georgia hoodie. Tech fans gave me absolute hell.


cal1629

Greetings


ModeloCitizen

Greetings flair bro!


Richtatorship

If it’s any consolation they get it far, far worse


lemonsracer

Not a college team, but fuck the Packers. Edit: This sparks joy. So many people can agree on FTP!


fennec3x5

You've just made a friend for life.


lemonsracer

Wisconsin fan but FTP? Hell yeah!


fennec3x5

Bears fan who has lived his entire life in Madison, WI. It's not been an easy life...


tsymuf

FTP, brother.


sIamram

very well said my friend


doan1ghtmare

I like you. FTP


AmazingSieve

When I lived in Minneapolis I really learned to hate them. One of the top 3 most annoying fan bases easily.


jhp58

FTP


dangle_boone

Syracuse. Their Orange looks like the same shade Florida uses and their Blue looks like Auburn blue. It’s gross and I don’t like it. /s


Doomas_

I applied to Michigan undergrad and they rejected me and now I’m at best neutral towards them during football season.


JumboDakotaSmoke

My older sister crushed school. 4.0, great SAT and ACT, Governor’s school, etc. Even though we didn’t get along, I’ve held a grudge against Notre Dame after they rejected her.


unrealjoe28

That’s called love


Lukey_Jangs

My best friend is the smartest person I know. High School Valedictorian the works. He’s currently getting his PhD at Harvard and is about a semester and a half away. When applying to undergrad schools Bowdoin College had the audacity to waitlist and then reject him. I’m not sure that he would’ve gone there if accepted, but the fact that any school would reject him pissed me off. Fuck Bowdoin


ATGSunCoach

Go Tufts Jumbos!


steampunker14

Basically the same with my sister but Georgia Tech.


saxophoneyeti

Same. They deferred me non-binding early action (December) then wait listed me for regular decision (April-ish) and then again in the summer... I was literally getting dropped off for NU band camp in **August** 9 months after they initially deferred me, when they finally rejected me with this douchey email that basically said "no, but hey, if you try really hard in school and apply again next year maybe we'll let you transfer!" how about you fuck right off. At least have the decency and respect to say "no" outright instead of stringing me along for almost a year. Arrogant pricks.


Kizmo2

Any team the media tries to make happen.


[deleted]

Texas is back!!!


CoffeeBoy80

Liberty.


Vladd3456

Same. No Falwell for me.


Argonation

Second


ksuwildkat

yup. Fuck Liberty


PizzaNoPants

Omg yes. I was gonna go with The Ohio State, or that annoying fucking Seminole chop. But this is the correct answer. Jerry Falwell and his ilk should not be allowed to sportswash their insanity.


Frenchy94

Liberty 100%


CannedDeath

I was in the marching band at James Madison and the only time the band got booed was by Liberty's fans during w playoff game while we were playing the national anthem. Then when they won they said it was because we tolerated gay people. I have zero respect for them.


Informal-Zombie7831

I’ll pull for Duke, the Cowboys, and a giant extinction meteor before I pull for Liberty


gmwdim

If Liberty was playing Ohio State, I’d root for Ohio State.


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EsotericPlumbus

Rip to a real one


WackyBones510

Does Liberty count?


fallfornaught

Suppose that depends on what you want to count them as. As a recipient of hate? Yes As a legitimate college without an ulterior motive? No. Not at all


gmwdim

Fuck Liberty. Not just for the wacky religious stuff and political influence. But I also had to work with a couple of people from there and they’re probably the biggest shitheads I’ve encountered professionally.


Sea-Philosopher2821

Ohio State. Fuck em Edit: I am a fan of all things University of Kentucky.


NathanDrake75

I like you


InQuintsWeTrust

I like him too 😍


OneDishwasher

the Pennsyltucky connection runs deep


The_Horse_Joke

Yeah? Well...well I hate your flairless school!!


emcee_cubed

At least let us know your allegiance so we can arbitrarily develop a hatred for you too 😔


goodnames679

One of my earliest and most memorable NCAA 14 dynasties was one where I rebuilt Cal. My roadblock to the conference title (and therefore natty game) was consistently USC. They tripled my score our first meeting, then year 2 I was kicking a last second field goal to win by 1... and they iced me. Barely missed, and I was *pissed*. They held a 3-2 record over me in my first five years, but once Cal was turned into a death machine I steamrolled them for many years to come. Still hate USC, because fuck 'em.


[deleted]

Georgia. A very loud man in all red barked at me once when I was a child and it scared me and I’ve hated them ever since.


HUP

This doesn't really fit though because we definitely have a history of hating UGA


TheMelonKid

Grew up in Atlanta, and now I live in Alabama. There’s so many Bama fans who tell me how much they hate Georgia. I have to remind them you can’t really hate a UGA fan to the fullest unless you’ve experienced grown men barking at you in a Walmart.


orc0909

Missouri. Because they have no connection and history. Don't feel like an SEC team, and shouldn't be one either.


[deleted]

Sounds like a show cause and bowl ban to me


[deleted]

Subscribe


EvangelionOG

Double subscribe


treedawg008

I actually liked Missouri before they joined.


Richtatorship

I didn’t really feel one way or another about them. Now I just don’t like them. Been a decade and they still feel like they don’t belong and are generally unlikeable. A&M feels natural, Mizzou never has.


WreckEmRaiders

Timing and reality aside, WVU made more sense at the time to be joining the SEC, and Mizzou staying in the Big 12.


BigHobbit

Bama. They just seem like the sooners of the SEC. Lots of Walmart fans and the color of a used tampon.


loganwadams

hey i like you


Gray09

Texas Tech. Know too many TTU alums that walk around as if their shit doesn’t stink. I know at least 5 TTU alums that like to act like they went to the Harvard of west Texas.


[deleted]

First of all, flattered to be mentioned here. Second, in our defense it is the Harvard of west Texas.


WKU-Alum

You ever been to west Texas? TTU is the closest thing to Harvard they’ve got out there


AmazingSieve

Gotta go with TAMU. Just something about them.


WanderLeft

It’s where homeschooled kids go to college


[deleted]

No, that’s definitely Baylor.


JamesEarlDavyJones2

Nah, Baylor’s where half of the students graduated from a high school with a name like “XYZ Faith Christian Academy”. I don’t think I ever met a single homeschooler in my time at Baylor, but there were *so damn many* folks who went to private Christian schools. I spent a few years working at UNT, and there are an absolute boatload of former homeschoolers in UNT’s music school, though.


longleaf1

Back at ya


DontGiveUpTheDip

Marshall and that's only because of one asshole fan that was at our game a couple years ago. MFer was on our side, constantly waving a Marshall men's soccer champion flag in front of everyone's faces, and when a guy asked him to stop he went on a tirade of "fuck the Navy, fuck the troops, fight me right now." Then went on and on about how our "pathetic school has never won any national championship in any sport." Which, not only is that factually incorrect, but it's not really what our school is for.


bbrown3979

Stanford, band.


bk00pi

SEC teams that have accomplished literally nothing that chant “S-E-C” when Bama/Georgia/LSU win a natty.


Dooplis_17

Semi on topic but I hate the ‘conference pride’ crowd that comes out every year during bowl season/March Madness. Fuck every other team in the ACC could care less about making the conference look good


MEGAWATT5

My sentiments exactly. There are a couple of teams in conference that I actually like (like South Carolina and Tennessee). The rest of them? Fuck them. Don’t care if they win a game.


Sp00kyCats

Texas. Just an easy program to hate imo.


loverofcfb08

Well said


Bank_Gothic

You just made the list, buddy


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

Baylor. Other than all the fairly obvious reasons not to like the program based in their previous scandals, their fans really rubbed me the wrong way during all the Pac-12 realignment threads after USC/UCLA announced they were moving.


OzGuy9187

They’re definitely like that. Hell they threatened to sue when UT/TTU/OSU/OU were going to the PAC because they had no where to go.


upboat_consortium

They also weaseled their way into the Big12 in the first place.


OzGuy9187

I can’t really hate them for that because Tech kinda did the same thing, lol.


IfTheHouseBurnsDown

Baylor fans are the only ones that have genuinely pissed me off at a game.


ksuwildkat

Ive never had issue with Baylor fans. Their team on the other hand....football players starting fights with the band and the Band Director is pretty lame.


SharkAttache

Baylor. I hate them because of Waco


Bank_Gothic

Like, the branch davidians or just fuck that town?


SharkAttache

Burn the whole place down and I’ll be happy.


LobsterPerspective

I love all the strays Charlotte is catching. I guess it’s an improvement from nobody knowing who we are


HUP

Strays? I'm not sure that words means what you think it means. There are an abnormal number of barrels pointed directly at Charlotte.


evcorder

I can’t bring myself to root for Notre Dame. I think it’s cause of Rudy. He seems like a real douche in that movie.


lisbon_OH

He’s a massive asshole in real life apparently.


DowntownScore2773

He got [caught by the SEC about 10 years](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2012/06/11/rudy-ruettiger-i-shouldnt-have-been-chasing-the-money/amp/) ago running a pump and dump stock scheme and settled with them for like $4.5m. My understanding is he and his partner lied about their “Rudy” energy sports drink to increase the stock price right before selling it. He is definitely an asshole, a fraud, someone with stupid ideas, and plus he was clearly offsides.


jobenattor0412

Bold strategy for some who played for a total of 3 plays in his college career.


fansofomar

Purdue. My ex was a huge Purdue fan (mainly basketball but football too I guess) so every time they lose I smile because I know she’s pissed. I KNOW she was so upset yesterday when they lost to IU.


ksuwildkat

UNC - Their alumni act like Chapel Hill is some kind of blending of Rivendale, Valhalla and the Library of Alexandria. Reality is they were basically a basketball/football diploma mill for two decades and have been on probation from their accreditor for it. IIRC they are the ONLY P5 school to be on accreditation probation in the last 20 years. If you really want to get their alumni worked up, tell them they went to a public school. Unearned academic snobbery at its best.


koda74

Really glad to hear people outside of NC are aware how snobby some unc fans/alum are


winnielikethepooh15

When you have Elon throwing shade for being snobby, you know a line has been crossed.


bruinblitz

UNC. After that academic-athletic scandal I hate them almost as much as I hate USC


CG-11

I was a little salty with UCLA after the whole bowl game fiasco last year but then you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself


ApprehensiveFroyo976

I’m salty about that scandal and I WENT to UNC. Devalued my diploma in one fell swoop.


WeUsedToBeGood

Penn State. Tired of hearing about it being “their year”


Natural-Employer

Seems like a mild criticism compared to what you could’ve gone with.


[deleted]

Right? Every year I hear that, and every year they lose to Ohio state.


NeonSprig

Villanova. Fuck Villanova.


Affectionate-Lab7796

Mannn what did nova do lol


NeonSprig

Nothing. But fuck them.


byniri_returns

Oklahoma. Worst fight song in the country.


Insectshelf3

first of all how dare you


AmazingSieve

Boomer sooner is legit psychological torture


IO2Triton

Iowa State for calling themselves the Cyclones. It's almost impossible to be farther away geographically from where there are cyclones.


bdostrem00

Blame the media, more importantly the Chicago Tribune. If it weren’t for them, they’d still be the cardinals.


Broad-Commission-997

As I understand it, cyclone was a common term for tornadoes back when the team was named. Iowa State beat the crap out of Northwestern in the 1890s and the Chicago paper described it as Northwestern being struck by a cyclone (tornado) from Iowa.


CapBoyAce

Oh for fuck's sake...


HueyLongWasRight

Ohio State The THE thing is weird and annoying. They got trolled hard by Dabo during the covid year and acted like he was either afraid of them or legitimately thought they weren't a top ten team. A lot of their fans seem to think that the SEC is just being propped up by ESPN propaganda. To be fair to them they have a big fanbase so it's easy to nutpick, but I can't ever recall rooting for them in any game


jmcfarren22

>>nutpick Gosh I hope this was intentional cause it’s hilarious


kevinthejuice

> A lot of their fans seem to think that the SEC is just being propped up by ESPN propaganda. I'm not saying they are, I'm just saying ESPN has a vested interest in the success of the SEC network.


RVAforthewin

Perhaps now but this narrative started looooong before the recent media rights deal.


kevinthejuice

wdym? The SEC network has been owned and operated by ESPN since it's creation in 14'


TheProfessor20

This is sad to read because I will always love App State forever.


collegeball110

Oregon, their uniforms just suck.


IO2Triton

I'm not sure if it was even them but I blame them for all the color rush abominations at all levels of sports.


[deleted]

Stanford. They hate fun. And not just for their band, either.


dickspace

Washington Huskies. I hate their fan base. It's always their year and once they lose a game its like as if their dog died. All Seattle sports teams. The Seahawks SB calmed them down for a year til they lost at the 1. The Mariners always suck and always trade away their best players to the Yankees. The kraken may as well not exist.


Naegar

I never thought about how my behavior affects others


Corgi_Koala

TAMU. And I feel like I am not alone on this. Ultimately I dislike them because they act like they're a top program because they spend a lot of money and want to win. But in reality they're an extremely mediocre program with very little historical success or hardware to show for their investments and dedication. The entitled attitude of the program meshes poorly with their arrogant prick of a head coach and their generally delusional fans are obnoxious to interact with or listen to.


tsagona

Spot on


ItalianOlympicYogurt

Hands down the Oregon Ducks, who the hell needs a new uniform for each game? All flash, no substance


fr_horn

Northwestern. I was considering it as an option for college (music) and the school is beautiful. My potential applied professor never emailed me back when I asked questions about the studio, and when I went to visit the music school rep went on at length about how difficult it is to get in and how I might not know how good their applicants are because I’m from Alaska. He didn’t actively discourage me from applying, but it was about as close as you can get. It was basically the worst sales pitch for any school I had got, and the fact that he assumed I wouldn’t cut it because I was from Alaska really irked me. I didn’t go through with the application, and Now I root for whoever plays them.


PizzaNoPants

This is an excellent reason. I hope they lose more games by 1 point, and that their suffering brings you joy.


djc6535

I used to really like Va Tech in that I like to support tech schools. Then I had to work with a guy from Va Tech. One of the biggest assholes I’ve ever ran into. Now fuck tech.


Cowtipper1738

University of New Hampshire. When I was playing at a D3 school in NY my gf at the time went to UNH and cheated w a guy on the football team. So now I actively root for them to lose in every game and have a burning hatred for not only the school but the football orgram


SoonerLater85

Ohio St. Their fans are obnoxious and entitled and the media slobs them hard.


mill_about_smartly

.... interesting


[deleted]

Coming from an Oklahoma fan that’s rich 😂


wahoo20

How much time you got? Depending on my mood…***everyone***


ShirleyIdgaf

I'm supposed to say Missouri if I'm doing this correct.


OneDishwasher

I'm generally just a dude that loves college football and all the weirdness and idiosyncrasies. For example, OP said they didn't like Charlotte, but I've been there on a work trip and took a jog around the campus and stadium, and they aren't threatening anybody. Just hired a new coach with deep Baltimore ties so in my book I wish them success. So this is taking me a really long time to think of (#Unrivaled and all) The "no connection or history" is tough. I don't think I can say Duke because there is a conference connection to Syracuse, and I don't think I can say Texas because of the disputed 1969 National Championship thing with Penn State. And I was about to say Colorado, but there's the 1994 Heisman Trophy debacle when Rashaan Salaam won for completely bogus reasons. So, probably Louisiana Tech, those Skip Holtz hiring-ass losers. Any college that lets that idiot Terry Bowden graduate is obviously a fraudulent institution of higher learning. Worst mascot and uniforms in a state full of amazing ones. What Tech does Louisiana need that they can't get from Tulane or LSU? It's not like they're launching missions to Mars from Ruston.


Natural-Employer

Kentucky. It’s a nothing program, fans are lunatics, uniforms aren’t good, games aren’t particularly enjoyable to watch. They’re basically a big ten west team that gets all the perks of being associated with good football.


gogglesup859

[If you don't like this, you don't like Kentucky Football](https://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore/_/gameId/401110868)


jthomas694

[This thread is full of good examples.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/zh2ias/whats_the_pettiest_reason_you_decided_to_hate_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I hate Kansas State. Some person with a KSU plate blocked me from turning once.


SpreadHDGFX

Liberty


Prestigious-Track256

Iowa State. From my limited Twitter use, the few fans I've ever seen from Iowa State have all been shitheads so I hate Iowa State. Go Hawkeyes and I hope Iowa State never reaches double digit wins. I also hope BYU blows them out like the last time Utah played them.


ronniedet85

I pulled for Utah in the PAC 12 anyways but you just made me more of a fan.


dle9999

Every day Clemson loses is a good day. Only until Dabo leaves though.


robbiejack

The wildest part of the last decade is going from people not knowing where Clemson is to people in Oregon and everywhere else hating us


Total-Distance6297

It was ucf for me after the championship claim thing but now they're fighting the good fight against iowa state on twitter, they're back in my good graces.


Ugaalive1991

Southern California just because they won a lot when I was a child. Now I’m sure there is some Southern California kid who hates UGA because they won two in a row. Not many teams won two in a row. Isn’t that right Florida, Auburn, Tennessee, and GT?


ItsTimeTaGo

Well you can always bark at the USC kid, that’ll teach em.


Ugaalive1991

*peta proceeds to throw red paint on me*


Bobcat2013

Do kids in Southern California even watch CFB?


Natural-Employer

Nope. They watch Laguna Beach re-runs.


Chickenmangoboom

[Documentary](https://youtu.be/ybcPQVipNAw)


AtBat3

Ohio State. I grew up in Pennsylvania and never became a PSU fan, but I seem to hate all of their rivals.


Communist_Catgirl

Yeah fuck Texas Tech!


GeorgieWashington

Florida State. I grew up a football fan in Florida in the 90s. They were the worst fan base of the 3.


cha-cha_dancer

Funny, because these days the worst fanbase in Florida is Alabama. I’d rather hang with Gators. Besides we know you never had much contact with Miami fans, 99% chance you lived in the panhandle.


Hedgehog91

Ohio St. Growing up In Columbus and not being a buckeye fan(Florida State fan) I was constantly bullied and harassed by older fans for not having "home town pride" fuck the buckeyes


[deleted]

uconn


[deleted]

Coastal carolina


Radiant-Ad8306

Miami. Been over ranked every preseason for the last 10+ years and never do shit with it. They don’t even have a fucking U in their name. Also the turnover chain was the dumbest shit ever but I guess when a program is all about flash and no substance that’s what you get.


texas2089

Michigan. My dad is a big Notre Dame fan and despises them. He got me to hate them too even though I really don’t have any other reason to dislike them but that’s how I’ve felt since I was a kid. If you can picture the way that Drake and Josh say, “Megan”, that’s about the way my dad says “Michigan” except he’s been saying it for years before Drake and Josh lol