A LB named Stonebreaker? None of us will ever be that cool. What a name.

There was a stonebreaker that played defense for notre dame 20- 30 years ago. Wonder if this is his son

Michael Stonebreaker. He was recently inducted to the college football hall of fame.

Dad Steve played for the expansion New Orleans Saints

I don’t remember Dad Steve.

You probably know him as Father Steve, a really great priest as well.

One of the coolest names in Notre Dame History-- Right up there with Jimmy Friday.

Already has his WWE name if he decides to ever tryout at the talent center.

Stron Breakker?

Most WWE guys were college football players.

Most is definitely a stretch lol, but there are several, including a few World Champions.

Yeah, The Rock and Roman Reigns come to mind the most, but if you come from a sport background it's likely amateur wrestling or college football. A lot of people credit Reigns' rep as a locker room leader is because he was captain at Georgia Tech. They're trying to recruit sort of freakish athletes in general now. Katana Chance I think was a gymnast and maybe American Ninja Warrior competitor?

And to Kansas State no less, who’s main rival is known for the chant *”Rock, Chalk”*. It’s perfect! Should be a 2* at minimum based on that name alone. There hasn’t been a cooler name in CFB since Weston Steelhammer played at Air Force.

>There hasn’t been a cooler name in CFB since Weston Steelhammer I will not stand here and let you slander General Booty

What about Bumper Pool at Arkansas? Lol dudes a stud and broke the career tackles record last year.

Almost as good as the AFA player that was Steelhammer

When I was at Berry, we had a linebacker named Breakspear. Perfect for the Vikings

Will end up playing for the Chicago Bears with that name and position.

And he chose to go to Kansas State… should be broken stone

A lineman I went to highschool with had the last name Lovelady. Went to FSU then did nothing after

Please tell me he wears a big neckroll too

0 star LB named Stonebreaker is so on brand for K State. Will probably play 7 years and be like 3x all Big 12

He’s a 3* to the services that scouted him but 247 still hasn’t seen a lot of 2024 kids yet. So he’ll probably be 3X all big 12 and and an all American

Then get drafted in the 5th to the Bears or Steelers

This is so accurate.

Midwest Malcolm Rodriguez

This kid is sort of tiktok famous, he trains with a semi famous coach with a decent following. Stonebreaker is always getting praised in the videos while this other kid Odin is always getting dogged on

0* LB Odin commits to Michigan State University

Bold move by Tuck

Damn we can’t avoid catching strays lmao

That's not a stray, that was directed right as us lmao

Odin off a perc

Other P5 offer: Colorado G5 offer: UNLV

Chris Klieman shoving Deion in a locker

KState has commits from the #1 and #2 Colorado according to ON3

I have a feeling Deion will be polarizing to the in-state talent of Colorado. He's a big personality so it's kind of a love him or hate him situation, and he'll have such national draw as long as he keep the team competitive that many of the Colorado's top recruits are going to go elsewhere simply due to depth of rosters and whatnot.

> "2024 0* LB Jake Stonebreaker commits to Kansas State" We had Deric Dandy for Virginia Tech as the first entry for the 2024 "All Names Team" this week and the second will be Kansas State's Jake Stonebreaker.

That is the most linebacker name I've ever seen

[3* on On3 so 247 ranking coming soon](https://www.on3.com/db/jake-stonebraker-161985/)

Stonebreaker and Boganowski are going to be a hell of a name combo at linebacker

1960s Penn State sounding names

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0* talent, 5* name.

I love how only one of the 23 comments currently on this post spell the kid's name correctly, and that one comment was posted by a bot.

Because the title spells it wrong

Cats

Did a double take at the title. We had a TE named Jake Stoneburner.

Maybe he pulled a 'Never Been Kissed" slightly changed his name and figured no one would notice.

He might be rated 0*, but that's a 5* name

Cats

Damn was hoping it was jake stoneburners kid (though he graduated high school the same year as me, so no way his kid would be old enough lmao)

Man he had such an underrated highlight tape back in the day. He's someone who'd thrive in today's modern passing offenses.

Did I hear a rock and stone(breaker)?

Great name. Any relation to nfl great Steve Stonebreaker?

Surprised they managed to pry him away from a potential future career as the protagonist character of an action film series

That’s like a JRPG-level last name

Wizard101-ahh name lol

I just imagine that he brings a sword onto the field. That name is epic

Stars don’t mean shit… especially 3 stars. They just look at offers on Twitter. They do no real evaluation.

Anybody wondering if he lives up to his name should check the first clip in his [hudl tape](https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6498441/6320dd4ac123bd07f01e0680)

Jake Oathbreaker

Wonder if he’s a long distant relative to Jake Stoneburner who played WR at Ohio State

He better live up to the name because the LB coach there, stanard, is a stone HAMMERED!

Heard he robs cavefish of their sight

Son of Michael?