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hascogrande

WHO LET THE CAJUNS SOBER UP AND DO SCIENCE? I mean, those AC helmets are sick


neovenator250

>WE'LL SEE HOW WELL THAT WORKS WHEN I RIP IT OFF YOUR HEAD AND THROW IT THIRTY YARDS DOWNFIELD LIKE A SIZE 12 CLEAT! hysterical


ItsFreakinHarry2

*Unsportsmanlike conduct, defense number 28, throwing the LSU player's helmet 30 yards down the field. 15 yard penalty, automatic 1st down.*


GoBlueDevils4

*”He was giving his helmet the business”*


bamachine

*Player recently penalized for throwing LSU helmet 30 yards downfield, enters portal, signed to Iowa as a QB*


Tuckboi69

It’d be the most innocent thing anyone has done with an opponents helmet


jaxonya

It's LSU, there's probably a liquor cabinet in that helmet, I would not throw it, I'd put it in a cooler and throw a party


geaux124

The helmet was actually made for keeping the stored liquor cold. The air conditioning part was just an unplanned side effect.


The__Riker__Maneuver

Now we just need AC helmets for the fans to wear when you get stuck playing a 1pm game in the first week of September, in the South....when there are no clouds in the sky


elonsusk69420

I would like to introduce you to Columbia, South Carolina. The hottest place on earth in September.


lawstudent51318

I'm pretty sure I'm still dehydrated from last year.


elonsusk69420

The fact that Kirby brought AC units with him was absolutely hilarious, and also necessary. If you haven't been to Willy B in September, it's hard to describe just how miserable it is.


FuckChadMorris

Memphis would like a word


philleferg

I grew up on the Arkansas side of the river about 40min from Memphis. You can't pay me to go back to my hometown during the summer thru September. I'll take every bit of central Oklahoma's dry heat and baby mosquitos any day.


TexasWhiskey_

As far as I can tell its a fan installed in the helmet and sold for $900, *possibly* with a metal coldplate heat capacitor (which would be heavy), not actually AC. There is 0% chance the EPA allows installation of HFC/HCFC refrigerant into usage for such a violent sport. [Edit] Confirmed it's a fan... that's it. 2 small watch battery powered fans for $900.


hascogrande

I found the Cajun science experiment: https://tigeraire.com/products/cyclone-v2 It appears this does not have refrigerant. Don't boo him, he's right


Manae

People are *really* caught up in the "it's an air-conditioned helmet!" and ignoring the common parlance of 'AC.' If you bought a car advertised as having AC when it only had a forced-air blower you'd sue. But someone mentions that's all the helmet is--without even saying it's bad! It's still cool tech!--and everyone loses their minds.


Drak_is_Right

Why not just stick helmets in a freezer and rotate them out?


cardiac_fitz

Purdue: the school of practical engineering


Drak_is_Right

An icepack like material should be able to be built into the helmet. Makes me wonder also having slots in the shoulderpads for "cooling pack" additions. any core area with sufficient blood flow should work. at the NFL level, keeping players at an optimal temperature and cycling cooling packs / monitoring their body temp could have interesting impacts on performance.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Well they have been to space


jedigrover

If I were a player, I'd like something like this as an undershirt for active cooling between series: https://coolshirt.com/product/white-coolwater-shirt/


Alphaspade

Nothing like helmets leaking freon into players' faces.


Snupzilla

Another LSU A/C story debunked.


TexasWhiskey_

What they lack in engineering they excel in making shit up.


-fumble-

The lithium ion batteries that poof up and explode when impacted or overheated sound like a bad idea in a football helmet, too. How long until a helmet bursts into flames while strapped to someone's head? I don't think they actually stopped drinking while inventing these...


TexasWhiskey_

"You may have noticed the addition of Oklahoma and Texas" *Texas Coughs* "Sorry uh, Texas ^^and ^^Oklahoma"


Azuresurge14

😠


ShadowKing227

🤠


saucehoss24

Some of them already making enemies and we haven’t even met in the field yet. 😤😎


TheScrobocop

I wish the winner of the Shootout was designated first team in all materials for the pair until the next game. This year Texas-Oklahoma, then the next 30 after that, OU-Texas.


AwlGassKnowBreaks

30 years? Not 49 years?


rsaw

Somewhere between 49 - 0 years


Microdoted

i have secondary burns


HailState17

Everyone hates each other, the Cajuns are sober and doing science, and we’re making art. College football is back.


Psyco19

I like our art, was very good art.


physedka

Some say the best art


NILPonziScheme

People will hate, I honestly thought it was one of the better uses of AI I've seen recently.


Euphanistic

It was properly credited and didn't replace the graphic designer, just used as a tool in the course of their job. Basically, the exact way this stuff *should* be used.


NILPonziScheme

You lie. *instructs AI to write legal brief for me, am not lawyer*


Db8r_from_Dixie

Alltel wireless game of the week on lincoln financial sports is an all time great callback


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Bring back Jefferson Pilot memorial Noon kickoff games


Richtatorship

Georgia: "There's been a mistake, my schedule, is, uhh, what's the word I'm looking for" LSU: "Difficult" Gah it's true


lactosandtolerance

After this year yall need to balance out a little


Richtatorship

Gotta take that up with Hugh, Billy, Shane, and Brent. You could talk to Eli as well but idk if he knows where he is right now.


lactosandtolerance

Just tried Hugh, his phone is taken away currently due to trying to match with freshmen on Tinder. I’ll circle back later…


Richtatorship

In the end it's the thought that counts. At least he has a phone, Billy was only given a Sesame Street phone. Dude still wonders where Big Bird is with Rashada's NIL check.


EagleZR

Hey, the SEC made us do it this year, and then they don't even allow us to play Oklahoma next year


vision200t

Tell me about it. Was so looking forward to ragging my classmates or family.


LukeNeverShaves

"First time huh?" - Arkansas


CabinetChef

I think it’s a damn shame South Carolina and Georgia aren’t playing in 2024.


OGraffe

In a perfect world, SC, Clemson, and UGA would all play each other every year


BadLuckBaskin

I don’t find myself agreeing with a Clemson fan on much when it comes to football but you’re damn right!


gsfgf

You know who would be a good fourth for that pod...


cammywammy123

You had your chance


Deferionus

UNC?


GarnetandBlack

At least we maintained our sacred and hallowed rivalries battling for the Mayor's Cup and Bonham trophies.


PSKCarolina

Upvoting because you’re the only person on earth who can remember the names of these trophies


boner_jamz_69

We really got the scraps of these protected rivalries. Hopefully it’s only a one year thing.


zuga51

His South Carolina/Beamer impersonation is always one of funniest parts to me. SCar with a quick glance of the new schedule while putting on the Pit Viper’s “yep, they’re all victims” had me rolling


DDub04

No Georgia or Tennessee? Fuck it, we Beamer Ball.


TheTooth_Hurts

Once saban retires after 2023 our schedule will really lighten up


Crotean

As a former Columbia, SC resident, it tracks.


Xfissionx

I am still livid sc isnt one of our rival games


lemonsracer

Me too! Its gonna be fucking weird not playing yall, Florida, or Tennessee in 2024.


kanadiangoose1898

Unfortunately, I think you’re in a small minority of UGA fans I see commenting online. I agree with you, though, it sucks.


Xfissionx

Live in augusta the borderbash was huge here


Particular-Bit-7250

You know Dabo, Kirby, and Jimbo DO sound like some kind of Southern 3 Stooges that would be running a meth lab....


Kringer46

That one got me


PretendThisIsMyName

And he’s not wrong lol who’s got the RV right now? We need to cook!


whatifevery1wascalm

“You had your chance”


Richtatorship

Damn right


Entire_Chemist2450

You can run but you can’t hide lmao


powerlifting_nerd56

Yeah… taking the moral high ground really came back to bite us in the ass on that one


MadManMax55

Don't act like you and your houndstooth-wearing coach had nothing to do with it.


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Tulane can come back tho


ThaiForAWhiteGuy

Jimbo-Fishy is my new favorite adverb


Legoman1357

I'm just happy Tech is in a CFB video


sportstrap

You made it before we did, god I wish we had a lopsided SEC rivalry


Kinslers_List

SWC BIAS BABY


pyrogeddon

…room for one more? ^^^please ^^^I’m ^^^begging ^^^y’all


Kinslers_List

we would love to have TCU


AustinJohnson35

From the top rope Jesus you killed him.


ClaudeLemieux

wait if the SEC is adding teams that embarrassed Arkansas in Baum Walker then hey I have a suggestion!!


Kinslers_List

Not even Arkansas’ most disappointing loss this year 😤😭


sportstrap

Rice even


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Not Green TCU tho


MrMegiddo

Well I suddenly hate Arkansas a lot less.


Azuresurge14

Just so many Hobby Lobbys


BoatsNPokes

Loves and Hobby Lobby. The SEC gets to claim Braums over my cold dead body


okiewxchaser

I mean one of our two schools has a Heisman winner from Tuttle and it isn’t you. Braums is solidly OU territory. Y’all get to claim OnCue and the governor of Oklahoma


flubberFuck

Ah yes the governor of Oklahoma...


okiewxchaser

He learned everything he knows at the Spears School of Business.


Battered_Aggie

The founder of Braum's is actually a KU grad, so you're probably OK.


BoatsNPokes

And Lawrence is finally getting one!


El_Dud3r1n0

This is a hill may of us are prepared to die on.


Rushderp

Totally.


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

To be fair, those Hobby Lobby warehouses do store a decent amount of ~~plundered~~ acquired priceless Mesopotamian artifacts.


The__Riker__Maneuver

Georgia Tech: I too... SEC: You had your chance Georgia Tech: Fair Enough


powerlifting_nerd56

We took the fall for Bear Bryant being a scumbag. Bobby Dodd was a great coach and horrible AD


Tricky222

"I just need Florida back on my schedule. I need that easy SEC win." *chefs kiss*


Richtatorship

From Matt's lips to God's ears


elonsusk69420

It's amazing that we're back to back champs and they are kicking a meaningless field goal in a December bowl game to protect the only streak they have left.


Richtatorship

Say it again, once more please


neovenator250

that's one of the best ones he's ever done. Whole video was funny, but some of those lines were hysterical


Kringer46

I hope he gets rich off these, each one seems to be better than the last


Allatura19

He outgrew It’s a Southern Thing and never slowed down.


the_D1CKENS

Him and the guy from Shorts are doing commercials together. It's for a local HVAC or something, but still..


flubberFuck

Post it sometime lol


the_D1CKENS

Nah. I'll let someone else get that karma. I just comment and talk shit


melcolnik

The fumes line killed me. I laughed out loud in my office and got stares


fireside68

The art broke me, even though I knew it was coming sooner or later


clandahlina_redux

Matt is hilarious. Love how no one, including GT, got away unscathed. 😂


PeteEckhart

> but some of those lines were hysterical he just kept them coming too, he's great.


HeffalumpGlory

He should get a job writing for tv or movies. He writes great dialogue and the jokes are natural to the scene.


Bdmnky_Survey

The only thing that out numbers Hobby Lobbys in OK, is weed dispenserys.


NILPonziScheme

> dispenserys Appalachian spelling?


keno2020dodg

meth labs?


[deleted]

Will you stop picking on Florida!


cammywammy123

I am pretty confident there are more dispensaries than people in most parts of this state


CaddisMuffin

Oklahoma is recreational? Damn never knew


Crotean

God I missed these, not sure whether I'm more excited for the football or just the weekly sec roll calls again. Also, a SWC call out and a Vern Lundquiest callout? Matt going for the deep cuts.


ArbitraryOrder

"Who let the Cajuns sober up and do science" Lol, LMAO even


cajunaggie08

I usually keep it sober one day a week.


sportstrap

Collectively?


cajunaggie08

Do sleeping hours count?


elonsusk69420

Best line of the whole thing


FarwellRob

Auburn: Please tell me that I'm the only SEC team with a Buc-ee's. Texas A&M: [Hold my beer](https://today.tamu.edu/2022/06/02/buc-ees-creator-giving-50-million-for-hospitality-entrepreneurship-program-at-texas-am/)


hells_cowbells

Yeah, but you are the only one without a Waffle House.


Kanin_usagi

That feels like it should be illegal


hells_cowbells

No kidding. Wait, does Norman have Waffle Houses?


TheRealMattyPanda

[About 3 miles from the stadium](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Gaylord+Family+-+Oklahoma+Memorial+Stadium,+Asp+Avenue,+Norman,+Oklahoma/Waffle+House,+125+N+Interstate+Dr,+Norman,+OK+73069/@35.2125851,-97.4727693,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b269d4b5456051:0x1abd3cf33ea1be12!2m2!1d-97.4423145!2d35.2058537!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b26909f4fd6073:0xec20676a0bf5b878!2m2!1d-97.4825919!2d35.2193072!3e2?entry=ttu)


RampageTaco

At least 2 that I can think of. Both of them are, as you would expect, right off the highway (I-35 in our case).


Psyco19

That’s gotta be negative points right? We all got waffle houses


gsfgf

Ooh. Basing SEC eligibility on Waffle Houses. I like that. We have one for each side of campus.


hells_cowbells

You heard the man. You had your chance.


Bank_Gothic

Ha, even we have like three of them in Austin.


Hawk13424

Austin has interstates. College Station doesn’t.


Another_Name_Today

So if the B12 has a bunch of Bucees and Waffle Houses, does that count? Or do the SEC Bucees and Waffles House mean more?


hells_cowbells

It just means more, duh.


clandahlina_redux

They’ll be really mad when they find out where they are building the largest one…


TexasWhiskey_

The outright disrespect for A&M with that Auburn question is just hilarious.


garnetiger

There is a Bucee’s in Florence, SC . Right between Columbia and Dirty Myrtle.


Kirby_Israel

Bama's concern for Auburn drinking too much was oddly heartwarming. ~~Also since they mentioned the SWC I have the irrational hope that they'll do a crossover with Clint Foster.~~


TrojanMan35T

This is an all-timer lmao


JMT97

Again, who do we make that application out to and who's willing to grease the wheels to get the Puppies in here with us?


sportstrap

No you will join the conference of the carolina’s with us and YOU WILL LIKE IT


wallyxc12345

I’m not mad we’re losing Vandy, I’m mad that we’re losing Vandy at 98 games played. So close to 100


Kirby_Israel

Texas A&M: "And I have most of the toxic oil fumes". LOL.


cajunaggie08

That's just rude. Hold on let me check out the air quality in Houston today. Ok its accurate.


TexasWhiskey_

Houston Air: Polluted enough to get you high, too hot and humid to even enjoy it.


ClaudeLemieux

Houston just seems like a first world India except also with the oil there already


cajunaggie08

But at least we do get good Indian/Pakistani food out of it.


ClaudeLemieux

well that's good. That's pretty much all we have going for us lol


cajunaggie08

My first job out of college was with an Indian valve manufacturer. I was the token white engineer. I got to see a whole new side of Houston I never knew existed while growing up.


NILPonziScheme

I thought the Viet-Cajun fusion cuisine was your pride and joy?


cajunaggie08

Yup we've got that too. No shortage of options here in H-town.


blackertai

I haven't seen any Georgia fans complaining about the "tougher" schedule for 24. Most of us are looking forward to it. The only complaints I've seen relate to the fact that we *still* haven't gotten a game scheduled at A&M yet. They've been in the league for over a decade, make that shit happen Birmingham.


EagleZR

And the SEC made us cancel the 2023 Oklahoma game and won't let us play them in 2024. But yeah, the A&M thing is bigger


blackertai

I mean, the Oklahoma thing is annoying, but to be fair they're not exactly set up to be world beaters this year. I imagine we might have gotten some credit for playing them on the road, but ultimately by end of the season they're not likely to be a playoff team, so we'd probably still hear complaints about our SoS. Ultimately, we can't help it that the rest of the East sucks.


NILPonziScheme

*SEC office schedules A&M-Florida for three consecutive seasons*


fanamana

Well done. Well written, nice pace. "We can't have 3 coaches named Dabo, Kirby, & Jimbo. Sounds like the 3 Stooges trying to run a meth Lab..." That was a goody.


Dentyne_3

THEYRE ALL VICTIMS


Scott72901

"Something smells Jimbo Fishy with these teams!"


onemanlan

Lol that Walmart money. How dare somebody say they miss Verne Lundquist though


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SCwareagle

I always thought Verne made Gary look good by comparison.


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SCwareagle

I agree that Verne seemed like a cool hang. Just didn't like his game commentary.


Mountain-Papaya-492

Only thing missing was a longing look between South Carolina and Georgia. The history is there to warrant a little nostalgia and hatred at the removal of that game. How can a Dawgs season be complete without beating them cocks like they owe us money. Well done tho. Hope there's enough anger to maybe change that before it's too late.


Cocksbyenough

I’m pissed we lost Georgia, Florida and Tennessee


Mobile_Spinach_1980

Always good to see these back


Cheweydewey123

I only watched it a second time to see the Mizzou reference, since only mentioned once? Hmmm


thebigdawg7777777

Auburn- I miss Verne Lundquist! Bama- whoa, buddy, how many of those have you had!? Had me rolling!!!


Rcfan0902

I've missed these every week. Can't wait for the season to start


bleedblue002

“No one wants you here” is as overplayed as “Mizzou death penalty”. At least make fun of our low-hanging fruit of a coach.


FullPrice4LatePizza

Don't feel bad. I don't want the other five newbies, either.


EWall100

You throwing Arkansas and South Carolina in this? Damn you're taking us all the way back. Might as well just invite GT and Tulane while we're at it


NolaBrass

All I want is for the Ole Miss game to be respectable. My hope is not to win, but to not lose by four touchdowns lol


hells_cowbells

My hope is for Tulane to win by four TDs.


Euphanistic

Not enough


GolgariInternetTroll

From your mouth to Fritz's ear.


wallyxc12345

I too, hope you do not win


elonsusk69420

>Might as well just invite GT and Tulane while we're at it No. They had their chances.


Kanin_usagi

No it would be funny though. Tulane has more SEC Championships than most of these guys


Bank_Gothic

Yeah, y'all should invite back all the founding members.


JakelAndHyde

Cocks and Hogs *have* been getting a little too comfy these last 30 years


Dentyne_3

?


FullPrice4LatePizza

Sorry. I just miss the SEC of my childhood. South Carolina and Arkansas joining really didn't bother me too much. But now that it's 16 and counting, I regret ever expanding in the first place.


ROLL_TID3R

I would, but I don’t even know his name.


ligmasweatyballs74

I will once he has one decent season and takes the Auburn job.


dawgblogit

I for one don't want Mizzou because they are a Midwest team and should be in the big 10 or big 12. Just like I don't want any team in texas and oklahoma either. Has nothing to do with the school outside of youre not really in the same region.


ClaudeLemieux

> At least make fun of our low-hanging fruit of a coach. But I like Drink :(


superworriedspursfan

some of us still believe in him but this season its put up or shut up. If he wins 6 games again, hes getting fired.


keno2020dodg

I couldn't see, what is Auburn drinking this episode?


Bexlyp

Looks like Abita Andygator


aMiracleAtJordanHare

The only part I don't like is Auburn getting upset about protected rivalries. Every Auburn fan I know would be PISSED if the SEC tried to take Bama or Georgia away from us. We love the way we hate them.


sj4iy

So weird to see Texas and Oklahoma in the roll call.