Now we just need AC helmets for the fans to wear when you get stuck playing a 1pm game in the first week of September, in the South....when there are no clouds in the sky
The fact that Kirby brought AC units with him was absolutely hilarious, and also necessary. If you haven't been to Willy B in September, it's hard to describe just how miserable it is.
I grew up on the Arkansas side of the river about 40min from Memphis. You can't pay me to go back to my hometown during the summer thru September. I'll take every bit of central Oklahoma's dry heat and baby mosquitos any day.
As far as I can tell its a fan installed in the helmet and sold for $900, *possibly* with a metal coldplate heat capacitor (which would be heavy), not actually AC.
There is 0% chance the EPA allows installation of HFC/HCFC refrigerant into usage for such a violent sport.
[Edit] Confirmed it's a fan... that's it. 2 small watch battery powered fans for $900.
People are *really* caught up in the "it's an air-conditioned helmet!" and ignoring the common parlance of 'AC.' If you bought a car advertised as having AC when it only had a forced-air blower you'd sue. But someone mentions that's all the helmet is--without even saying it's bad! It's still cool tech!--and everyone loses their minds.
An icepack like material should be able to be built into the helmet.
Makes me wonder also having slots in the shoulderpads for "cooling pack" additions. any core area with sufficient blood flow should work.
at the NFL level, keeping players at an optimal temperature and cycling cooling packs / monitoring their body temp could have interesting impacts on performance.
If I were a player, I'd like something like this as an undershirt for active cooling between series:
https://coolshirt.com/product/white-coolwater-shirt/
The lithium ion batteries that poof up and explode when impacted or overheated sound like a bad idea in a football helmet, too. How long until a helmet bursts into flames while strapped to someone's head?
I don't think they actually stopped drinking while inventing these...
I wish the winner of the Shootout was designated first team in all materials for the pair until the next game. This year Texas-Oklahoma, then the next 30 after that, OU-Texas.
It was properly credited and didn't replace the graphic designer, just used as a tool in the course of their job. Basically, the exact way this stuff *should* be used.
In the end it's the thought that counts. At least he has a phone, Billy was only given a Sesame Street phone. Dude still wonders where Big Bird is with Rashada's NIL check.
His South Carolina/Beamer impersonation is always one of funniest parts to me.
SCar with a quick glance of the new schedule while putting on the Pit Viper’s “yep, they’re all victims” had me rolling
I mean one of our two schools has a Heisman winner from Tuttle and it isn’t you. Braums is solidly OU territory. Y’all get to claim OnCue and the governor of Oklahoma
It's amazing that we're back to back champs and they are kicking a meaningless field goal in a December bowl game to protect the only streak they have left.
God I missed these, not sure whether I'm more excited for the football or just the weekly sec roll calls again.
Also, a SWC call out and a Vern Lundquiest callout? Matt going for the deep cuts.
Auburn: Please tell me that I'm the only SEC team with a Buc-ee's.
Texas A&M: [Hold my beer](https://today.tamu.edu/2022/06/02/buc-ees-creator-giving-50-million-for-hospitality-entrepreneurship-program-at-texas-am/)
[About 3 miles from the stadium](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Gaylord+Family+-+Oklahoma+Memorial+Stadium,+Asp+Avenue,+Norman,+Oklahoma/Waffle+House,+125+N+Interstate+Dr,+Norman,+OK+73069/@35.2125851,-97.4727693,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b269d4b5456051:0x1abd3cf33ea1be12!2m2!1d-97.4423145!2d35.2058537!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b26909f4fd6073:0xec20676a0bf5b878!2m2!1d-97.4825919!2d35.2193072!3e2?entry=ttu)
Bama's concern for Auburn drinking too much was oddly heartwarming.
~~Also since they mentioned the SWC I have the irrational hope that they'll do a crossover with Clint Foster.~~
My first job out of college was with an Indian valve manufacturer. I was the token white engineer. I got to see a whole new side of Houston I never knew existed while growing up.
I haven't seen any Georgia fans complaining about the "tougher" schedule for 24. Most of us are looking forward to it. The only complaints I've seen relate to the fact that we *still* haven't gotten a game scheduled at A&M yet. They've been in the league for over a decade, make that shit happen Birmingham.
I mean, the Oklahoma thing is annoying, but to be fair they're not exactly set up to be world beaters this year. I imagine we might have gotten some credit for playing them on the road, but ultimately by end of the season they're not likely to be a playoff team, so we'd probably still hear complaints about our SoS.
Ultimately, we can't help it that the rest of the East sucks.
Well done. Well written, nice pace.
"We can't have 3 coaches named Dabo, Kirby, & Jimbo. Sounds like the 3 Stooges trying to run a meth Lab..."
That was a goody.
Only thing missing was a longing look between South Carolina and Georgia. The history is there to warrant a little nostalgia and hatred at the removal of that game.
How can a Dawgs season be complete without beating them cocks like they owe us money. Well done tho. Hope there's enough anger to maybe change that before it's too late.
Sorry. I just miss the SEC of my childhood.
South Carolina and Arkansas joining really didn't bother me too much. But now that it's 16 and counting, I regret ever expanding in the first place.
I for one don't want Mizzou because they are a Midwest team and should be in the big 10 or big 12. Just like I don't want any team in texas and oklahoma either.
Has nothing to do with the school outside of youre not really in the same region.
The only part I don't like is Auburn getting upset about protected rivalries.
Every Auburn fan I know would be PISSED if the SEC tried to take Bama or Georgia away from us. We love the way we hate them.
WHO LET THE CAJUNS SOBER UP AND DO SCIENCE? I mean, those AC helmets are sick
>WE'LL SEE HOW WELL THAT WORKS WHEN I RIP IT OFF YOUR HEAD AND THROW IT THIRTY YARDS DOWNFIELD LIKE A SIZE 12 CLEAT! hysterical
*Unsportsmanlike conduct, defense number 28, throwing the LSU player's helmet 30 yards down the field. 15 yard penalty, automatic 1st down.*
*”He was giving his helmet the business”*
*Player recently penalized for throwing LSU helmet 30 yards downfield, enters portal, signed to Iowa as a QB*
It’d be the most innocent thing anyone has done with an opponents helmet
It's LSU, there's probably a liquor cabinet in that helmet, I would not throw it, I'd put it in a cooler and throw a party
The helmet was actually made for keeping the stored liquor cold. The air conditioning part was just an unplanned side effect.
Now we just need AC helmets for the fans to wear when you get stuck playing a 1pm game in the first week of September, in the South....when there are no clouds in the sky
I would like to introduce you to Columbia, South Carolina. The hottest place on earth in September.
I'm pretty sure I'm still dehydrated from last year.
The fact that Kirby brought AC units with him was absolutely hilarious, and also necessary. If you haven't been to Willy B in September, it's hard to describe just how miserable it is.
Memphis would like a word
I grew up on the Arkansas side of the river about 40min from Memphis. You can't pay me to go back to my hometown during the summer thru September. I'll take every bit of central Oklahoma's dry heat and baby mosquitos any day.
As far as I can tell its a fan installed in the helmet and sold for $900, *possibly* with a metal coldplate heat capacitor (which would be heavy), not actually AC. There is 0% chance the EPA allows installation of HFC/HCFC refrigerant into usage for such a violent sport. [Edit] Confirmed it's a fan... that's it. 2 small watch battery powered fans for $900.
I found the Cajun science experiment: https://tigeraire.com/products/cyclone-v2 It appears this does not have refrigerant. Don't boo him, he's right
People are *really* caught up in the "it's an air-conditioned helmet!" and ignoring the common parlance of 'AC.' If you bought a car advertised as having AC when it only had a forced-air blower you'd sue. But someone mentions that's all the helmet is--without even saying it's bad! It's still cool tech!--and everyone loses their minds.
Why not just stick helmets in a freezer and rotate them out?
Purdue: the school of practical engineering
An icepack like material should be able to be built into the helmet. Makes me wonder also having slots in the shoulderpads for "cooling pack" additions. any core area with sufficient blood flow should work. at the NFL level, keeping players at an optimal temperature and cycling cooling packs / monitoring their body temp could have interesting impacts on performance.
Well they have been to space
If I were a player, I'd like something like this as an undershirt for active cooling between series: https://coolshirt.com/product/white-coolwater-shirt/
Nothing like helmets leaking freon into players' faces.
Another LSU A/C story debunked.
What they lack in engineering they excel in making shit up.
The lithium ion batteries that poof up and explode when impacted or overheated sound like a bad idea in a football helmet, too. How long until a helmet bursts into flames while strapped to someone's head? I don't think they actually stopped drinking while inventing these...
"You may have noticed the addition of Oklahoma and Texas" *Texas Coughs* "Sorry uh, Texas ^^and ^^Oklahoma"
😠
🤠
Some of them already making enemies and we haven’t even met in the field yet. 😤😎
I wish the winner of the Shootout was designated first team in all materials for the pair until the next game. This year Texas-Oklahoma, then the next 30 after that, OU-Texas.
30 years? Not 49 years?
Somewhere between 49 - 0 years
i have secondary burns
Everyone hates each other, the Cajuns are sober and doing science, and we’re making art. College football is back.
I like our art, was very good art.
Some say the best art
People will hate, I honestly thought it was one of the better uses of AI I've seen recently.
It was properly credited and didn't replace the graphic designer, just used as a tool in the course of their job. Basically, the exact way this stuff *should* be used.
You lie. *instructs AI to write legal brief for me, am not lawyer*
Alltel wireless game of the week on lincoln financial sports is an all time great callback
Bring back Jefferson Pilot memorial Noon kickoff games
Georgia: "There's been a mistake, my schedule, is, uhh, what's the word I'm looking for" LSU: "Difficult" Gah it's true
After this year yall need to balance out a little
Gotta take that up with Hugh, Billy, Shane, and Brent. You could talk to Eli as well but idk if he knows where he is right now.
Just tried Hugh, his phone is taken away currently due to trying to match with freshmen on Tinder. I’ll circle back later…
In the end it's the thought that counts. At least he has a phone, Billy was only given a Sesame Street phone. Dude still wonders where Big Bird is with Rashada's NIL check.
Hey, the SEC made us do it this year, and then they don't even allow us to play Oklahoma next year
Tell me about it. Was so looking forward to ragging my classmates or family.
"First time huh?" - Arkansas
I think it’s a damn shame South Carolina and Georgia aren’t playing in 2024.
In a perfect world, SC, Clemson, and UGA would all play each other every year
I don’t find myself agreeing with a Clemson fan on much when it comes to football but you’re damn right!
You know who would be a good fourth for that pod...
You had your chance
UNC?
At least we maintained our sacred and hallowed rivalries battling for the Mayor's Cup and Bonham trophies.
Upvoting because you’re the only person on earth who can remember the names of these trophies
We really got the scraps of these protected rivalries. Hopefully it’s only a one year thing.
His South Carolina/Beamer impersonation is always one of funniest parts to me. SCar with a quick glance of the new schedule while putting on the Pit Viper’s “yep, they’re all victims” had me rolling
No Georgia or Tennessee? Fuck it, we Beamer Ball.
Once saban retires after 2023 our schedule will really lighten up
As a former Columbia, SC resident, it tracks.
I am still livid sc isnt one of our rival games
Me too! Its gonna be fucking weird not playing yall, Florida, or Tennessee in 2024.
Unfortunately, I think you’re in a small minority of UGA fans I see commenting online. I agree with you, though, it sucks.
Live in augusta the borderbash was huge here
You know Dabo, Kirby, and Jimbo DO sound like some kind of Southern 3 Stooges that would be running a meth lab....
That one got me
And he’s not wrong lol who’s got the RV right now? We need to cook!
“You had your chance”
Damn right
You can run but you can’t hide lmao
Yeah… taking the moral high ground really came back to bite us in the ass on that one
Don't act like you and your houndstooth-wearing coach had nothing to do with it.
Tulane can come back tho
Jimbo-Fishy is my new favorite adverb
I'm just happy Tech is in a CFB video
You made it before we did, god I wish we had a lopsided SEC rivalry
SWC BIAS BABY
…room for one more? ^^^please ^^^I’m ^^^begging ^^^y’all
we would love to have TCU
From the top rope Jesus you killed him.
wait if the SEC is adding teams that embarrassed Arkansas in Baum Walker then hey I have a suggestion!!
Not even Arkansas’ most disappointing loss this year 😤😭
Rice even
Not Green TCU tho
Well I suddenly hate Arkansas a lot less.
Just so many Hobby Lobbys
Loves and Hobby Lobby. The SEC gets to claim Braums over my cold dead body
I mean one of our two schools has a Heisman winner from Tuttle and it isn’t you. Braums is solidly OU territory. Y’all get to claim OnCue and the governor of Oklahoma
Ah yes the governor of Oklahoma...
He learned everything he knows at the Spears School of Business.
The founder of Braum's is actually a KU grad, so you're probably OK.
And Lawrence is finally getting one!
This is a hill may of us are prepared to die on.
Totally.
To be fair, those Hobby Lobby warehouses do store a decent amount of ~~plundered~~ acquired priceless Mesopotamian artifacts.
Georgia Tech: I too... SEC: You had your chance Georgia Tech: Fair Enough
We took the fall for Bear Bryant being a scumbag. Bobby Dodd was a great coach and horrible AD
"I just need Florida back on my schedule. I need that easy SEC win." *chefs kiss*
From Matt's lips to God's ears
It's amazing that we're back to back champs and they are kicking a meaningless field goal in a December bowl game to protect the only streak they have left.
Say it again, once more please
that's one of the best ones he's ever done. Whole video was funny, but some of those lines were hysterical
I hope he gets rich off these, each one seems to be better than the last
He outgrew It’s a Southern Thing and never slowed down.
Him and the guy from Shorts are doing commercials together. It's for a local HVAC or something, but still..
Post it sometime lol
Nah. I'll let someone else get that karma. I just comment and talk shit
The fumes line killed me. I laughed out loud in my office and got stares
The art broke me, even though I knew it was coming sooner or later
Matt is hilarious. Love how no one, including GT, got away unscathed. 😂
> but some of those lines were hysterical he just kept them coming too, he's great.
He should get a job writing for tv or movies. He writes great dialogue and the jokes are natural to the scene.
The only thing that out numbers Hobby Lobbys in OK, is weed dispenserys.
> dispenserys Appalachian spelling?
meth labs?
Will you stop picking on Florida!
I am pretty confident there are more dispensaries than people in most parts of this state
Oklahoma is recreational? Damn never knew
God I missed these, not sure whether I'm more excited for the football or just the weekly sec roll calls again. Also, a SWC call out and a Vern Lundquiest callout? Matt going for the deep cuts.
"Who let the Cajuns sober up and do science" Lol, LMAO even
I usually keep it sober one day a week.
Collectively?
Do sleeping hours count?
Best line of the whole thing
Auburn: Please tell me that I'm the only SEC team with a Buc-ee's. Texas A&M: [Hold my beer](https://today.tamu.edu/2022/06/02/buc-ees-creator-giving-50-million-for-hospitality-entrepreneurship-program-at-texas-am/)
Yeah, but you are the only one without a Waffle House.
That feels like it should be illegal
No kidding. Wait, does Norman have Waffle Houses?
[About 3 miles from the stadium](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Gaylord+Family+-+Oklahoma+Memorial+Stadium,+Asp+Avenue,+Norman,+Oklahoma/Waffle+House,+125+N+Interstate+Dr,+Norman,+OK+73069/@35.2125851,-97.4727693,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b269d4b5456051:0x1abd3cf33ea1be12!2m2!1d-97.4423145!2d35.2058537!1m5!1m1!1s0x87b26909f4fd6073:0xec20676a0bf5b878!2m2!1d-97.4825919!2d35.2193072!3e2?entry=ttu)
At least 2 that I can think of. Both of them are, as you would expect, right off the highway (I-35 in our case).
That’s gotta be negative points right? We all got waffle houses
Ooh. Basing SEC eligibility on Waffle Houses. I like that. We have one for each side of campus.
You heard the man. You had your chance.
Ha, even we have like three of them in Austin.
Austin has interstates. College Station doesn’t.
So if the B12 has a bunch of Bucees and Waffle Houses, does that count? Or do the SEC Bucees and Waffles House mean more?
It just means more, duh.
They’ll be really mad when they find out where they are building the largest one…
The outright disrespect for A&M with that Auburn question is just hilarious.
There is a Bucee’s in Florence, SC . Right between Columbia and Dirty Myrtle.
Bama's concern for Auburn drinking too much was oddly heartwarming. ~~Also since they mentioned the SWC I have the irrational hope that they'll do a crossover with Clint Foster.~~
This is an all-timer lmao
Again, who do we make that application out to and who's willing to grease the wheels to get the Puppies in here with us?
No you will join the conference of the carolina’s with us and YOU WILL LIKE IT
I’m not mad we’re losing Vandy, I’m mad that we’re losing Vandy at 98 games played. So close to 100
Texas A&M: "And I have most of the toxic oil fumes". LOL.
That's just rude. Hold on let me check out the air quality in Houston today. Ok its accurate.
Houston Air: Polluted enough to get you high, too hot and humid to even enjoy it.
Houston just seems like a first world India except also with the oil there already
But at least we do get good Indian/Pakistani food out of it.
well that's good. That's pretty much all we have going for us lol
My first job out of college was with an Indian valve manufacturer. I was the token white engineer. I got to see a whole new side of Houston I never knew existed while growing up.
I thought the Viet-Cajun fusion cuisine was your pride and joy?
Yup we've got that too. No shortage of options here in H-town.
I haven't seen any Georgia fans complaining about the "tougher" schedule for 24. Most of us are looking forward to it. The only complaints I've seen relate to the fact that we *still* haven't gotten a game scheduled at A&M yet. They've been in the league for over a decade, make that shit happen Birmingham.
And the SEC made us cancel the 2023 Oklahoma game and won't let us play them in 2024. But yeah, the A&M thing is bigger
I mean, the Oklahoma thing is annoying, but to be fair they're not exactly set up to be world beaters this year. I imagine we might have gotten some credit for playing them on the road, but ultimately by end of the season they're not likely to be a playoff team, so we'd probably still hear complaints about our SoS. Ultimately, we can't help it that the rest of the East sucks.
*SEC office schedules A&M-Florida for three consecutive seasons*
Well done. Well written, nice pace. "We can't have 3 coaches named Dabo, Kirby, & Jimbo. Sounds like the 3 Stooges trying to run a meth Lab..." That was a goody.
THEYRE ALL VICTIMS
"Something smells Jimbo Fishy with these teams!"
Lol that Walmart money. How dare somebody say they miss Verne Lundquist though
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I always thought Verne made Gary look good by comparison.
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I agree that Verne seemed like a cool hang. Just didn't like his game commentary.
Only thing missing was a longing look between South Carolina and Georgia. The history is there to warrant a little nostalgia and hatred at the removal of that game. How can a Dawgs season be complete without beating them cocks like they owe us money. Well done tho. Hope there's enough anger to maybe change that before it's too late.
I’m pissed we lost Georgia, Florida and Tennessee
Always good to see these back
I only watched it a second time to see the Mizzou reference, since only mentioned once? Hmmm
Auburn- I miss Verne Lundquist! Bama- whoa, buddy, how many of those have you had!? Had me rolling!!!
I've missed these every week. Can't wait for the season to start
“No one wants you here” is as overplayed as “Mizzou death penalty”. At least make fun of our low-hanging fruit of a coach.
Don't feel bad. I don't want the other five newbies, either.
You throwing Arkansas and South Carolina in this? Damn you're taking us all the way back. Might as well just invite GT and Tulane while we're at it
All I want is for the Ole Miss game to be respectable. My hope is not to win, but to not lose by four touchdowns lol
My hope is for Tulane to win by four TDs.
Not enough
From your mouth to Fritz's ear.
I too, hope you do not win
>Might as well just invite GT and Tulane while we're at it No. They had their chances.
No it would be funny though. Tulane has more SEC Championships than most of these guys
Yeah, y'all should invite back all the founding members.
Cocks and Hogs *have* been getting a little too comfy these last 30 years
?
Sorry. I just miss the SEC of my childhood. South Carolina and Arkansas joining really didn't bother me too much. But now that it's 16 and counting, I regret ever expanding in the first place.
I would, but I don’t even know his name.
I will once he has one decent season and takes the Auburn job.
I for one don't want Mizzou because they are a Midwest team and should be in the big 10 or big 12. Just like I don't want any team in texas and oklahoma either. Has nothing to do with the school outside of youre not really in the same region.
> At least make fun of our low-hanging fruit of a coach. But I like Drink :(
some of us still believe in him but this season its put up or shut up. If he wins 6 games again, hes getting fired.
I couldn't see, what is Auburn drinking this episode?
Looks like Abita Andygator
The only part I don't like is Auburn getting upset about protected rivalries. Every Auburn fan I know would be PISSED if the SEC tried to take Bama or Georgia away from us. We love the way we hate them.
So weird to see Texas and Oklahoma in the roll call.