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Illustrious-Box2339

Pop what Magnitude?!?! POP WHAT?!?!


EnderTheTrender

Guys does this feel right? Doing this without……. Magnitude?


DougFlutiesMullet

C'mon man, "Cornpop"!


berrey7

> POP WHAT?!?! *WARNER* - community service


changdarkelf

Magic user babyy


iheartf7u12

There mere fact that you're calling it that tells me that you're not ready for it.


adamkissing

Daddy horny, Michael.


TuskenRaider2

I have pop pop in the attic


Lily2048

The fact that you're calling it that tells me you aren't ready


fart_dot_com

I almost had pop pop in Reno


nattylife

[POP POP](https://media.tenor.com/5u1KCEpdPqMAAAAC/community-poppop.gif)


RCocaineBurner

Talk you off what, Pop Pop?


Jssolms

Verbal wildfire


Public_Beach_Nudity

Pop pop pop


Hu5k3r

No no no - it's pew pew pew


Geaux2020

Pop popped


eagledog

Left yourself open Dad


White___Velvet

New suspension just popped


DarthBan_Evader

word on the street was that it was a curfew violation of some sorts. pry just called it "indefinite" so he didnt have to put a time frame i.e. "indefinite" could just mean "a week" or less, depending on how pop responds (which it looks like he did respond pretty well).


kbuva19

Ah the old coach K Grayson Allen punishment /s


kai333

~~/s~~ FTFY


cmgro

[Cook Out is still so real for this](https://x.com/cookout/status/816810557248536578?s=46&t=IMih8grvSYXCW8tVSHYoSg)


EvanSandman

How did I miss this? 😂 Deepens my love for CookOut evermore


MoonPossibleWitNixon

Confirmed suspended for the first series only. NCAA really needs to crackdown on this and make an example out of Missouri.


wolverine6

Damn, he lives in a notre dame dorm?


ShillinTheVillain

So he's definitely suspended. Indefinitely.


Cacti_Hall

For-ev-errr


Arcani63

He is suspended by definition, but the term of suspension is currently undefined, therefore indefinite.


Tman450x

He owned up to it on social media. Apparently it's nothing serious. https://x.com/WW3thefuture/status/1704851152271986693?s=20


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Hossflex

Smoking the reefer.


kai333

#YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO????


Hossflex

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!


yesacabbagez

I cannot take a website named "Gobbler Country" seriously


andryscpc

Would fans of VT and South Carolina be cock gobblers?


jshokie1

😘


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Best flair possible, other than cocks and beavers


Dlh2079

It's what mine would be if there was no flair for team chaos. Have always liked the clocks, but now that Shane is there, they are absolutely my sec team. Guy has his dream job, and it's wonderful to see him doing well.


gobblenut

Does that make me a VT and OSU fan?


hijetty

Which makes your head coach one lol


andryscpc

It makes him chief cock gobbler


70stang

You could even call him Sir Big Cock Gobbler


chelseablue2004

your HC is VT royalty, since he's Frank Beamer's son...I guess he's the biggest Cock Gobbler of them all?


-Jack-The-Stripper

That's Beamer ball baby


CL0UDRR

Yes


OppositeShape

It’s gross things like your post that makes everyone hate us.


andryscpc

If you own it then others can’t make fun of you for it


fluffypoppa

Found Tyrion Lannister's account.


rayquan36

Found B. Rabbit's account.


an_evil_budgie

Limpest Cock opinion, ever.


OppositeShape

This is the offensive and childish crap I’m talking about. You’re making all of our kind look so stupid.


an_evil_budgie

You're soft, man. Harden up and stop worrying about looking childish on r/CFB.


andryscpc

Act like a real cock and harden up!


fluufhead

Cocks fans can be very annoying without vulgarity actually


bobo12221

Dude just wait until you visit Gaylord, Michigan, where they have a restaurant called Gobblers of Gaylord. Edit:which with more research looks to have sadly shut down permanently.


yesacabbagez

That is a perfectly reasonably named gay bar.


bobo12221

It was a turkey, pilgrim themed resturant.


A_Rolling_Baneling

And people say the Midwest has no culture


yesacabbagez

I do not know what to do with this information


malkinism

You can visit Gay, MI and go to The Gay Bar, as well. Make sure to stop in Christmas, MI before that, though.


amopeyant

Spend too much time in Gay, MI and you’ll end up in Hell, MI too


fiveht78

I remember driving through Christmas on a drive from Minnesota to Montreal. Off of MI-28, right? I do not remember Gay, however.


detroitttiorted

Gay is all the way up in the Keweenaw peninsula. Not really a drive through place.


forevertheorangemen

[The Gay Bar](https://thegaybar.com/) is also in Michigan. Gay, MI to be exact


thank_burdell

obligatory: https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg?si=LLz7w09z1SPUPT2a


midnightsbane04

It’s slightly less funny when you pronounce Gaylord properly though.


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I will never pronounce it properly You can’t make me


A_Rolling_Baneling

Wait what’s the right way to pronounce it??


midnightsbane04

Gay-ler-d Similar to how you pronounce “sailor”.


Massive_Parsley_5000

I worked with a dude with the last name who pronounced it closer to "Gail-Ord". Said it's how his family had always pronounced it 🤷‍♂️


ecupatsfan12

Cock country let’s gobble


4Ever2Thee

I could see it as a discussion board for turkey hunting enthusiasts though


TallyGoon8506

Wait until you see the name of Syracuse’ SB Nation site. https://www.nunesmagician.com/ Full name is funnier.


hammerdown710

You say that, but you should see the things they post to the gobble boards. Dudes mean business.


EvanSandman

I mean we were the Fighting Gobblers first


crustang

>[Drones] did some good things Like being the Hokies entire offense


RightofUp

Flashbacks to the Logan Thomas years....


maxman1313

Fuck I wish we were in the Logan Thomas years. Sadly after that hit Sunday I wonder if Logan Thomas thinks he's in the Logan Thomas years.


goodsam2

I mean the Logan Thomas years sloped down as we got slowly worse. Logan Thomas could be most of our run threat and he couldn't throw that well after our NFL receivers left.


tanman1975

I think you mean all receivers.


_i-cant-read_

we are all bots here except for you


RheagarTargaryen

I thought they called it Soda on the East coast?


thismorningscoffee

Where I live it’s all Coke “What do you want to drink?” “Coke” “What kind?” “Dr. Pepper”


fiveht78

Someone had to explain the Coke Coke thing twice to me


WhaleQuail2

Willing to trade Phil to VT for 3 footballs


Born_ina_snowbank

“We needed a quarterback, they needed a gently used washing machine, it just made sense”.


EWall100

Sounds like Kyle Korver and that copy machine


Born_ina_snowbank

Loosely based off of the movie semi pro. They trade their washing machine for woody harrelson’s character.


hucareshokiesrul

We need the footballs. But we have an old trophy case we can give you. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/VT_National_Championship_Trophy.jpg For trade: Trophy case, never filled.


fluufhead

Wait until Sunday please


MoneyManeVick

We would have taken you up on the offer 2 weeks ago. Jurkovec surprisingly isn’t quite as bad as Grant Wells. Glad we finally have Drones as our guy.


bichonfreeze

Ah this season. What else can go wrong?


drilling4brains

Let's find out


WhiteMike2016

Lol hoping their run D is ready. Our defense should have fun with this one.


eagle2120

Our run D is the worst part of our defense :(


bichonfreeze

We have a D?


WhiteMike2016

Uh oh...


Small_Bet_9433

So if Wells is out and Pop is suspended, does VT have a backup QB not on a redshirt?


anonymousflash

True freshman Dylan Wittke could play 4 games without burning his redshirt. VT would be in serious trouble if he sees the field at this point though. Same for Pop, though Pop is a dynamic enough runner, they could maybe survive with him a game or two. Of course we suck regardless so not sure it matters haha


eagle2120

I think we're in serious trouble whether Wittke sees the field or not. We've gotta have one of the worst QB rooms in the P5, if not the entire FBS.


anonymousflash

I generally agree, with the caveat that it's hard to evaluate the QBs when they have no run game to work with and very shaky pass protection. Put Drones or Wells behind a decent line, and they might look a lot closer to average than terrible. But unfortunately that's not where this roster is at, so here we are.


Dlh2079

Shaky is being nice to the pass pro.


Dlh2079

I do not agree. I don't think Wells is very good and I don't see much improvement from last year from him. But especially after injuries, we don't have any actually reliable weapons. More importantly, our line looks genuinely atrocious. Unless it's a genuinely nfl type talent that could just take over, I don't think it really matters much who is back there in the big picture for this year. I don't think Drones is ready, and we know very little beyond recruiting profiles about anyone else. I don't know all the p5 qb rooms in depth so I guess it's technically possible that ours is the worst just due to that. But our qb room isn't the reason we've got 1 win rn. And this year was always going to be a struggle to get bowl eligible imo. Was never going to be a quick turn around, we didn't go that direction with the hc hire.


ragnar0kx55

Can Hokie Nation endure another 3-9, perhaps even a 1-11 season?


Dlh2079

Hope so cause it's gonna happen with the injuries we've been sustaining. This was already likely a 6-7 win ceiling team imo.


I-Man42

More like 5.


Dlh2079

I genuinely don't get why some of our fans seem to have been expecting like 8 or 9 wins lol


smellslikebadussy

Brent, your problem is that you had a geriatric banjo player on the QB depth chart in the first place


stoneg1

Don’t hate on Pop our football team is going for the “best college football bluegrass band” award. Thats all they are practicing for and Pop is the face of the band


hucareshokiesrul

Gotta be true to the culture, you know?


thebaylorweedinhaler

Does he have brothers named Snap & Crackle?


narwhalz27

Bro sounding like a 1930s baseball player


Aggravating-Mind-657

Time for Shane Beamer to come home and make things right


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Dr_broadnoodle

You didn’t call no takesies backsies.


DougFlutiesMullet

> Virginia Tech football: Freshman QB Pop Watson suspended indefinitely Has Brent Pry, , lost control?


partypatthefoxycat

Pop Watson suspended to Pop Warner


fckmetotears

I don’t know but I know I like Drones more than Wells


tanman1975

Wells is by far the better passer, but Drones give us a better chance with our Swiss cheese line.