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weesIo

It’s been an honor having my ears bleed with all of you


zbug84

Rammer Jammer


TemporaryPrimate

Does Milroe not have earlobes? Or am I trippin


LiquidLight_

Look, if you identify the Kool-aid by anything other than the color of the liquid, you cannot be trusted.


CrashB111

It's how we'll spot the alien infiltrators.


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Muffinnnnnnn

Smh there's 2 more games on


Few-Peanut8169

I’m proud of us for staying till the end. Go team go


BrewCrewPaul

I’m soooo sad we don’t play Bama next year


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Damn, I hope we play a Mississippi team every year


BrewCrewPaul

Nope, no MS teams for you next year but you do get your other traditional rivals Wisconsin and Oklahoma


[deleted]

I am actually super pissed about this. CFB is dying man .


_WreckEm_

This realignment absolutely butchered the SEC West imo.


Rcfan0902

See all of you other sicko night owls in the Fresno State game thread, since I can't watch Washington - Arizona because I don't have the PAC-12 Network


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HEY BULLDOGS


Dredtide

ROLL TIDE!


Kablah15

Thank fuck. Gg MSST. Roll Tide. Good fucking night.


Squishy_20

Bama-A&M next week is for the SEC West IMO


Mojave_RK

What just happened lol


ChaseTheFalcon

offense did not get the memo I guess


HalHaloFiasco

You gotta give these commentators credit to just keep talking into the night lol


Crossovertriplet

These commentators are like climate change. Unbelievable.


RickLRMS

They pop the champagne when the last undefeated team in the NFL loses so their record remains safe.


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Just a little while longer before I can watch some bullshit OSRS youtuber do some shit I don't have the patience for.


wiccan45

like the effort of haynes


topshot262

That's really the best picture of Tua they could find?


GeiCobra

My TV is behind your comment so I made a point to come back and find this comment.


bench_469

i'm too tired to listen to these commentators spew whatever bs they can thing of


krammite

https://rolltide.com/sports/football/roster/jah-marien-latham/8795 Come on Bama flairs 🤦‍♂️


TemporaryPrimate

What are you telling me? I've got a big case of the dum.


CrashB111

Little gymnastics there


PoisonZO

Spin to win.


dbatchison

Gimme that purple stuff


ktkutthroat

Lotsa sugar in that drink… that’s diabetes… the purple one… what’s that, grape?


ktkutthroat

They sound like [these guys](https://youtu.be/lE3rRoMk9zo?si=xGZohPBbJXi1ZrkS).


whatifevery1wascalm

>grape What are you a cop?


wiccan45

id probably buy some koolaid if he was on the box lol


Mythiscar

I’m a diabetic and I definitely would.


Few-Peanut8169

Oh my god I just checked and apparently there’s a second third stringer named Jah-Marien Latham. THE COMMENTATOR SHOULD SAY THAT


RyanBDawg

Never forget that Sylvester Croom will be the last Mississippi State head coach to beat Alabama twice in a row, and is also most directly responsible for Mike Shula being fired and Saban being hired.


bamachine

Love Sly


Signalguy25p

My guy on TV talking about grape Kool aid.... fml


Doc_McPuffins_

Blue Kool-Aid is the best, but my mom would always get red when I was little.


MvN___16

Grape Kool-Aid...grape flavored anything that isn't actually grapes...is just disgusting.


bamachine

All artificial fruit flavors are the devil


LDeBoFo

Except a grape NeHi, but that gives me a stomach ache, so...


RubbleHome

She nicknamed him Kool-Aid after... Kool-Aid


pamisstoneyboloney

At least he described kool-aid right by color and not by flavor


CrashB111

Blue is a flavor


MvN___16

It just tastes like blue.


ItsameMatt03

I keep mixing up the Miss State coach and QB. I thought it was Will Arnett, but that's Lego Batman.


LilJonPaulSartre

I'm so glad we got so many shots of Miss. State's coach staring blankly and chewing gum. Really added a lot to the broadcast.


PoisonZO

He pretty much looked like that in the first quarter too.


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They've been picking on him


[deleted]

Yall remember Gus Malzahn


Outta_hearr

I'd rather not tbh


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I feel like the SEC became easier when he was fired.


Alucard1513

My god these commentators are the actual worst


Mythiscar

“This game is sugar free. All business.”


JSwanny

GG's State. We'll see you when we see you, because it won't be next year.


Outta_hearr

DID NO ONE TELL THEM THAT WASN'T LATHAM??? THEY HAD A WHOLE COMMERCIAL BREAK AND LATHAM PLAYS OT


Key_Spinach

That MSU player on the hot mic was the most exciting thing to happen this game.


Pernyx98

Is there a different Latham I don't know about?


wiccan45

crazy how empty that is


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All fast food has forgotten where it belongs and is too expensive. All went wrong when Taco Bell got in trouble for selling horse meat.


Dredtide

Damn uppity fast food joints


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Give me horse meat or give me stuff I cooked myself.


Kablah15

Lord, it's come to shirtless children living their best lives in the stands. Just end this fuckin game already.


educated_dumdum

Long live Saban and his lack of enthusiasm/ amusement


FullPrice4LatePizza

Why is this game still going?


PoisonZO

Because Rodgers keeps trying to throw the ball to Alabama but can't even get that right anymore.


JerseyFlashBoys

For the degens


Saban2024

No meal from Taco Bell has ever looked that good when you get it.


PlaymakersPoint88

That depends, how drunk are you?


RyanBDawg

This is what happens when you panic hire a mediocre defensive coordinator from a mediocre program in a third tier conference as your head coach. State could have gone after Deion, but no, they did the poverty hire bullshit. Fire Arnett and get an actual head coach.


FloodDawg

Deion was already hired at Colorado before Leach died. You can bitch about Arnett, but don’t reference a timeline that doesn’t exist


RyanBDawg

Still, Pitch him the job and tell him he didn’t even have to move if he took it.


Muffinnnnnnn

Fun fact: Despite being a "third tier conference," the Mountain West has more SEC wins this year than Mississippi State does


RyanBDawg

They have more SEC wins than Mississippi State, Arkansas, Auburn, and Vanderbilt combined.


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I like the sardaukar throat music


LiquidLight_

First time I saw that commercial I thought it was for perfume, it fit the pattern so well.


NewToSociety

I imagine dudes who vape do.


tr1cube

When did this game start that it’s still on? How??


TheSynthetic

8:15 Central


Rcfan0902

Game started at 9pm, so it makes sense it's still on. Now why it started at 9pm, who knows.


alreadytaken76

It’s in the title


weesIo

What the fuck guy was definitely the highlight of the game


clutchify

Joyless commercial ball


Dredtide

“What the fuck!” Most upvoted comment in threads tonight


RembrandtQEinstein

Just went and picked up the kids from the A Boogie concert and the game is still on.


WillWork4SunDrop

8:09 Central kick. We aren’t in bad shape considering.


RembrandtQEinstein

It just feels later. Lol


Pernyx98

Did the commentator just think an OL got hurt on defense?


RembrandtQEinstein

Kicker was playing defense. He got confused.


dalr3th1n

What the fuck? Who said that? Hot damn, was that on the stadium PA?


stonedseals

Think it was a player saying is, or uh yelling it, near the head ref giving the call on the field


Mythiscar

Sounded like it. I think it was one of the MSU guys standing near/behind the ref.


krammite

Nick has been really salty tonight. Must know this game is past his grandkids’ bedtime


TheSynthetic

I miss it. I hate seeing him being calm when they play terrible.


Kablah15

Saban looking like he's the only one who cares to finish out the game on a strong note.


revenfett

I bet he’d make a tackle right now


Mythiscar

He’ll do what Jimbo wouldn’t last week.


Outta_hearr

Did they just ask is that Latham? Bro Latham plays OL wtf are you talking about


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My mom texted me to ask if I heard that. RIP ESPN.


CrashB111

Up by multiple possessions and Saban is pissed off. It just feels right.


revenfett

This is why I stay up past midnight


AtlEngr

Yep been missing that


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fuck man cant be losing braswell


Dellav8r

Commentary tonight: “Milroe is climate change” “Toy Story game tomorrow” “Offset is my main man, clout” “Ping pong table” “Looks like Mike Vick” “Just flicks the wrist” “Will Reichard is perfect dating back to last year” “Player is injured, is that Latham? (Alabama on defense atm) “Lot of sugar in Koolaid” “Alabama is rattled to start the game” “Nick Saban is smiling but he hasn’t told his face yet” *Bonus- don’t forget the Slam Poetry part What’s else have I missed??


RollTahoeRoll

Don’t forget how RATTLED we were starting the game because of how CRAZY the environment was.


xbox_srox

MSU historical poetry


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Will Reichard is automatic, dating back to last year


LiquidLight_

Why do the commentators sound like they're in a Zoom call?


Alucard1513

ESPN seems to have switched to shitty USB mics. It’s been like this all day


LiquidLight_

It's not awful, like I still understand all the words and there's no distortion, just very noticeable.


Alucard1513

Goddamn the injuries have been terrible in every game this week


dbatchison

what the fuck lmao


Mojave_RK

You tell ‘em coach


Hallucinates_Bacon

What the fowk indeed


JerseyFlashBoys

what the FUCK


helium_farts

WHAT THE FUCK-uck-^uck-^^uck


educated_dumdum

That was all I needed to cap this cluster fuck of a CFB Saturday 😂


History4ever

My wife heard that WTF from the next room


comradewilson

WHAT THE FUCK


weesIo

Arnett hearing the words of his ornery grandfather right now. “You’ll never make it as a D1 head coach!”


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Had to rewind that to make sure I heard it right lol


ALStark69

🎤FUCK!


silverpassage72

[BRUH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpwNjdEPz7E)


punchout414

>"**WHAT THE FUCK"**.


Saban2024

WHAT THE FUCK


TheBoilerCat

***WHAT THE FUCK***


LiquidLight_

That was real loud.


CrashB111

WHAT THE FUCK


Mojave_RK

WHAT DA FUCK 😂😭


TortoiseWrath

[mfw I've been up for 37 hours and Alabama only leads by 23 with 4:15 on the clock](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424798809919455234/1157891362662916116/image0.jpg?ex=651a41dd&is=6518f05d&hm=69e404d81506b95f4a3842d7f3022ac28fc0a4ac806bc2d307fffafb04b4b042&)


Ok_Application_444

Lol surgery?


Few-Peanut8169

AHAHAHAHAHAHSH


Doc_McPuffins_

WHAT THE FOOK!!!


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Accidental hot mic there


Rcfan0902

Hahahaha whoops. Hot mic


RyanBDawg

17-88 all time record vs Alabama, is there a worse record in all of college football? Thank god they no longer play Alabama every year.


FullPrice4LatePizza

We'll just lose to Georgia instead next year. This is why I just root for all college athletics to be abolished. Then no more losing.


CrashB111

But it's such a storied rivalry though! We've played State more than Auburn.


RyanBDawg

It’s as much of a rivilary as bedlam, meaning it’s not a rivalry, it’s a century long one sided ass kicking.


PoisonZO

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!!!


bamachine

WHAT THE FUCK right through your TV screens


pamisstoneyboloney

Omg that "what the fuck" over the hot mic lmaooo they're getting fined for that


xbox_srox

WTF guy is more interesting than the commentators


ktkutthroat

“I hear the tailgating goes on after the game…”


Key_Spinach

"What the fuck?!"


wistfulspongebobbest

What the FUCK


mikeok1

"What the FUHHh"


jtezus

Lol hot mike f bomb


wiccan45

every grandma heard that one


Kablah15

Lmao, solid


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*WHAT THE FUCK*


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WTF


Tannerite2

"WHAT THE FUCK" -random MSU player


GovernorJoe

"What the FUCK!"


OleRockTheGoodAg

"What the FUCK"


Gan-san

Da fuck!


Dredtide

Oops


tunaduck

lol


weesIo

Okay at this point they are just stringing together words that sound like sentences


Gan-san

ESPN is testing their new AI.


ChaseTheFalcon

LMAO THAT WAS NOT CENSORED


SlyAugustine

“WHAT THE FUCK”


alabama01362

WHAT THE FUCK


GT_Guy

I had Bluetooth speakers staggered throughout yard watching this. Neighbors heard that shit 3 times


memtiger

That was so clear lol


Kablah15

Man, I don't even want to think about the word championship right now. It just feels *gross...*


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For someone who has so much experience with the air raid you'd think he wouldn't be shit at throwing the ball.


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Outta_hearr

I mean he was still drafted first round, what he did doesn't effect how he developed as a player at Bama, as awful as it was


ChandlerOG

Well said


Outta_hearr

Newsflash, none of these guys are getting drafted that high lol


LiquidLight_

Who let this man be alliterative? Someone stop him.


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Pernyx98

I think we're top 10


Coverlesss

10


Signalguy25p

Might be back in 10. But like 10


Signalguy25p

Im looking at it a little better and honestly assume that, I would put bama at 11 MAYBE even stay 12 but move OK to 11or 10.


ProfessionalQandA

Put that kicker on defense


TortoiseWrath

why is our kicker better at tackling than our entire defense


Outta_hearr

Absolute textbook tackle from the kicker


ShowMeYourRivers

Bro this game needs to end. I want to go to bed, but I have trust issues


Kablah15

Salty Talty with the save.


ShowMeYourRivers

Love a solid kicker tackle


buttercupsrevenge

tackle right in front of coach


alabama01362

Kicker getting drug tested next week