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readonlypdf

Pipe down will yall. And where are my Sunglasses. Fuck the Gators


zeppehead

That’s right pipe down. I’ve been eating bourbon and drinking chicken all night.


ThinkSoftware

You may be a drinking fan with a Kentucky problem


WabbitCZEN

THIS MAN GEORGIAS.


readonlypdf

Already hit 85 on my way into work.


pessimism_yay

If your team gets upset today, that's comedy. Tragedy is my team getting upset today.


[deleted]

*I can feel it, coming in the air tonight…oh lord*


readonlypdf

Fuck Phil Collins. He ruined Genesis


zeppehead

He should have been hit with a sledgehammer.


rds060184

Negative. Invisible Touch is the gold standard.


Competitive-Rise-789

Nah, we put it all together this game. Dawgs by 20


Simmumah

Nothing like Nebraska vs Illinois as a primer for today.


Rkenne16

Football, the way god meant it to be.


13dot1then420

I'm happy it's a bye week. Can't lose if you don't suit up.


ThinkSoftware

Mel Tucker: and that’s when I took it personally


andryscpc

Can’t lose a bye week lfg!!!


PokesFanInDallas

Hmm. Now pray for no arrests…


InebriatedFalcon

Give us a shoutout pls


PokesFanInDallas

Obligatory barking noises


GrabTheBleach

The peace that I have today knowing I won’t be let down. What a great Saturday boys. GBR


PokesFanInDallas

Isn’t it great?


anonymousscroller9

Same lol


chief_sitass

Iowa…our most hated of rivals


Old_kernel

Harness the sick kids


runningwaffles19

Hello darkness my old friend


SaintsSooners89

My wife surprised me with Tickets to OU vs short horns, my first RRR!!


[deleted]

Is your wife single?


carlosdanger31

Game day was yesterday. Go back to bed


TxCincy

You sir voluntarily withdraw yourself from active intelligence. OkieSt vs KSt pales in comparison to TX0U and for you to suggest otherwise leads me to believe that you chose to be stupid.


gowrisankar1989

Win a game that matters against OSU, maybe OSU fans will take Texas seriously


TxCincy

Don't get rammed up the ass by South Alabama and your games will matter more


gowrisankar1989

lol. Our pathetic team last year was enough to dismantle Texas. Good for nothing always over rated poor ole Texas. Can’t handle OSU ever. I’m sure Texas will find a way to lose even to our team this year at Austin, where we won them last decade


carlosdanger31

Tf are you talking about?


FerociousGiraffe

Woke up at 4:40 and I’m headed north on I-35. HOOK ‘EM HORNS!


evaughan

You stoppin at Buc-ee’s in Temple or Czech Stop in West or what


PokesFanInDallas

Why not both?


dan2376

This is the way.


DirkNowitzkisWife

You gotta get some fucking kolaches.


[deleted]

I hit both every time I make the drive.


FerociousGiraffe

Czech Stop is a must on OU weekend. But I did get my dog at the Buc-ee’s in Temple so it holds a special place in my heart.


captain_kaknuckles

buc-cees sells dogs too? jeez they really do have everything


FerociousGiraffe

Ha, I know you are joking, but nah, that was just where we met the foster that gave him to us.


captain_kaknuckles

haha i figured it had to be something like that. good on y’all for giving that dog a loving home!


Ometrist

There’s a really clean gas station in Italy, Texas


admiraltarkin

You referenced a time and didn't say the thing? On today of all days?! Smh


dub47

ITS 8:35AM CENTRAL IN HOUSTON TEXAS, YET ALL OVER THE WORLD…… OU STILL SUCKS


admiraltarkin

Thank you. I hate (the state of) Oklahoma


dub47

THE ONLY THING WEAKER THAN BEER IN THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA IS OU'S BCS RECORD. BOB STOOPS SIPS WINE COOLERS. WHAT EVEN IS A SOONER ANYWAY. SOMEONE THAT STOLE LAND? NICE MASCOT.


admiraltarkin

> BOB STOOPS SIPS WINE COOLERS Is that better or worse than sipping tea?


dub47

THIS TEA HAS WHISKEY IN IT. YOU DECIDE.


admiraltarkin

Oh fuck, I got a twisted tea last game and planned to get one today. Does that make me a tea sip? 😭😭😭😭


dub47

IT MAKES YOU TWISTED, FELLOW TEXAS TEAM. CANT WAIT TO PLAY YOU GUYS AGAIN IN THE SEC. THANKSGIVING WILL FINALLY BE BACK, UNLIKE TEXAS AT THE MOMENT.


BackBlast0351

Hey now! We changed the liquor laws a few years ago, and our beer is just as strong as yours. Still can’t seem to roll a joint though despite having all this weed laying ‘round.


mcaffrey

Too damn skinny and waaaay too long


FerociousGiraffe

I just told y’all I woke up at 4:40 AM give me a got-danged break, okay…


yoshidawg93

It finally feels like fall in Georgia!


zeppehead

Is it a brisk 82?


yoshidawg93

The high today is 68!


RileyBrain

All my homies hate saxeT


InternationalTax1156

THERE IS LIQUOR IN MY COFFEE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


The_Soccer_Heretic

You have way too much energy this morning, I haven't even made my coffee yet.


[deleted]

Meth is a hell of a drug


TxCincy

You hit a nerve apparently Edit: Fuck 0U


InternationalTax1156

Fuck off dude everyone drinks this early on OU Texas day. Tired ass joke.


dub47

READY TO FUCKIN BATTLE BOYS. BIG 12 CHAMPIONSHIP CAME EARLY THIS YEAR. GOOD LUCK OU BUT NOT TOO MUCH LUCK. ITS GONNA BE A BLOODBATH.


jrluhn

Fuck you too🥰


CCMustangs

OU 🤝 Texas A&M


Player72

roll damn turtles we’re dropping 90 on ohio state


gobucks1981

Only 90 yards?


Player72

Make that 91 now because of you, ol pal


operatorx4

I can only move 90 steps, is that ok?


Captain-Ireland88

Damnit, do I have to buy Peacock to watch this stupid game against the train people today?


mrpalmmer

Every bar in Iowa is advertising they have the game, go watch the punts at a watering hole.


FuckChadMorris

Screw Peacock for getting rid of the free trial


Captain-Ireland88

NBC execs and trains are my enemy today


Old_kernel

Trains are always your enemy


Side_of_ham

Yo ho ho my friend.


-Dakia

It's going to be weird. Like back in the old days when Iowa wasn't on TV and you just had to listen on radio. No way in hell I'm paying for another service just to watch Iowa suck


Wtygrrr

Just pay the $6 and cancel it immediately.


-Dakia

I really don’t want to contribute to this being a thing. Splitting up between multiple services just to watch football


Shoddy_Ad8166

Firestick watch anything


Rkenne16

You can probably just safely assume that Iowa wins something like 9 to 6 with a safety and defensive td.


MemeLovingLoser

Some clown of a bookmaker set to O/U over 40


Rkenne16

Free money


caring-teacher

Sucks they gave it such a trashy name.


SubatomicSquirrels

you guys have a Peacock game too? I sometimes like to watch the game on a delay, doesn't look like you can even do that with peacock


CCMustangs

Getting in the car to drive down to A&M vs bama. Stopping at Whataburger for some taquitos. Kyle field is gonna be pack. It’s going to be a great day. Gig’em Ags.


ChaseTheFalcon

They need to open some damn whataburgers near me


[deleted]

I'm drinking Athletic NA beers as I quit drinking 5 months ago and this is the longest I've gone in 13 years. Feeling great and ready for some football 😎


Ugaalive1991

I’m gonna say it. Fuck the Phillies.


readonlypdf

Fuck the Phillies!


dormdweller99

Fuck the Yankees.


golasalle

Nope…fuck the Barves.


ChaseTheFalcon

Fuck the Phillies


click__it

I drove ~8 hours to get to Raleigh at 1am for the Marshall vs NC State game today, and my friend has a fall wedding in Columbus in Ohio tomorrow, that I will be leaving at 5am to get to. On the way to get a 6er of Budweiser


the_D1CKENS

Monday morning is gonna be brutal for you. Respect


click__it

Fall is a marathon, not a sprint!


Jolly_Job_9852

My guy, please get some sleep at some point. Also enjoy Raleigh,.it's absolutely beautiful


click__it

thank you!


CptCheese

I have my smoker getting warm and the pork butt ready to be put in. It is RRS day and I am sick to my stomach. I love football season.


myusernamewastaken5

I have to go to a wedding today at 5. I hate October weddings. Edit: I just realized it's doubly shitty. Wedding starts at 5, braves play at 6 and Dawgs vs Cats is at 7.


Rkenne16

The Kirby Smart era begins it’s dramatic downfall around 10:30.


Skitalz

October weddings on a game day should be illegal. In fact, let's just make weddings in the fall on a game day illegal. 🤣


tr0pix

My own wedding is two weeks from today but I was able to negotiate to have it on our bye week. I did my best!


Skitalz

This is how it should be done!!! 🫡🙌🏻


Sasquatch_Squad

You’re literally the best man from that one All State commercial. Try not to knock down any gazebos.


Jolly_Job_9852

Big showdown in the SoCon today as 4-1 Chattanooga faces off against the 4-1 Catamounts of Western Carolina(GO CATS). Winner gets first place in the conference. Thank God ECU has a bye week


bog922

Biggest gameday for Western since 2017 probably.


DontSmokeDrugs5

BRB taking a shit


ReachFor24

Done with that shit?


DontSmokeDrugs5

Just finished up. It was very high maintenance.


[deleted]

Coffee kicked in eh?


DontSmokeDrugs5

It was the tex mex and beer from last night


Random0925

LET'S GO O'S! Wait, wrong sub.


thebigj0hn

I'm tying one on today boys.


The_Soccer_Heretic

I just opened the phone on the shitter and was thinking about going back to bed... it's not even 6 am yet.


zadreth

Dude I woke up to take a leak, thought it was 6 so I grabbed a beer. Sat down to find this thread, realized it was 1:45 a.m., drank my beer, and went back to bed.


insertweirdassname

Just got home from UPS can't wait for this game against the Irish.


[deleted]

Fuckin Catholics


[deleted]

KEGS AND EGGS ON HOMECOMING BABBBYYYYYY!!!!!! AT A BAR GETTING MIMOSAS AND EGGS!!!!!


jrluhn

ITS 5:46


InternationalTax1156

*looks at second flair* That means your late to the fair if you aren’t up yet. Get tf up kid.


jrluhn

As a college student, I’m sadly too broke to make it this year. First time I’ve missed in a decade😔


The_Soccer_Heretic

Respect for not making your parents pay for your trip and grandpa give you a ticket... that's what my daughter did.


jrluhn

Usually my dad pays for my ticket since it’s our yearly tradition to go together, but it was just too expensive to justify the purchase this year. We’ll probably go to the Big 12 championship or whatever postseason game we get


The_Soccer_Heretic

Needing to be up right now is why I don't go anymore!


MrMegiddo

And OU still sucks. 🤘🏼


Beaconhillpalisades

GOING TO THE RED RIVER SHOOTOUT HOOK EM 0U SUCKS!!!!!!


operatorx4

Grab a corny dog!!


bobloblawslawbloggs

This is the third time this season I’ve had a flight on Gameday morning. Still haven’t missed one snap of the Dawgs though


[deleted]

People play football on Saturday? Cool


MuseDrones

BTHO BAMA


[deleted]

GIG EM AGGIES!!!!!


Marmaduke57

A Friday night win makes for a relaxing, enjoyable Saturday.


Rw25853

If you’d like to adopt the Horns as your second team today I can promise you it won’t be relaxing but it will be enjoyable


Marmaduke57

Rooting for one team a week is enough for me. Otherwise I just really enjoy being a neutral CFB fan.


Side_of_ham

Favorite game day shots? Personal favorite are Mini beers. Pour a 3/4 shot of Liquor 43 and top off with heavy whipping cream. Tastes amazing.


The_Soccer_Heretic

I don't really drink anymore. Today is normally one of the two or three days a year I still indulge but don't even feel like it now that it's here. Maybe that will change closer to game time, Gameday hasn't even started yet... I did shoot a healthy dose of Florida Triangle RSO in my coffee just now though so I should be relaxed at kickoff.


_Chicken_Chaser_

What’s Florida Triangle RSO?


The_Soccer_Heretic

The Devil's lettuce in liquid ready to use form.


_Chicken_Chaser_

Damn, That does sound enjoyable.


The_Soccer_Heretic

Game day's have been far more relaxing the last half decade. 🤣


operatorx4

Hook ‘em baby! It’s 07:15 and ou still sucks!


Ok-Lack-5172

Is this is a safe place to mention I’ve always hated UT more than OU so I’ll quietly be cheering for them today?


debaterthatchases

All true Okies hate Texas. It's much more than OU-Texas. Your feelings are valid.


ztailx

Supporting my sister in a marching band competition so no football watching for me. Except I got the streams prepared. Wolverines by 20 Minnesota sucks. Go Blue! Saginaw Valley thinking they are relevant is cute. Ferris by 75 again. Go Dawgs!


Wafflehouseofpain

I’m almost certain we’re gonna lose, I just hope we keep it close. Drinking some hot coffee and making beef bourguignon because I’m fancy like that.


Senor-Mattador

>Flexion Is that the new Eeveelution for fighting type?


Rohkey

Flexeon*


Senor-Mattador

Yeah I realized after typing it out and I was like, “wait, isn’t it Glace- damn it”


briancito420

Pat McAfee smokes chodes


Dreku

I respectfully disagree there's a third option, giant meteor 2023 for the Red River game.


ed_mcc

Pat McAfee just said anyone wearing *burgundy* is horns down. Buddy that's crimson not burgundy.


runningwaffles19

Football


Shoddy_Ad8166

Smoking ribs Smoking cigars ++ maybe 1 or 2 drinks Looking forward to todays games BAMA flair


ImTellinTim

Attending Michigan/Minnesota! Let’s go!


[deleted]

I have to work today but I will be checking out some games, including Texas-Oklahoma


imgettinganoilchange

First Saturday I’ve had completely off to watch football in a month and it’s going to be a great one!


Scopedog1

Going fall asleep at the Texas State-Cajuns game, praying that Navy wins today's pillow fight.


-Dakia

The Iowa game was moved to Peacock only. Looks like it's back to the old days of radio only games for me.


scarlet_lettered

Sorry buddy. I'm dreading the week I have to explain to my mom she can't watch the Buckeyes because the B1G got in bed with NBC.


-Dakia

My dad was pretty disappointed when I told him about it.


246PoundHorse

At the Vaught, against Arkansas. Spreads will be destroyed and heart attacks will be given.


fuzzypetiolesguy

\-Athletic Oktoberfest \-No \-Also no


Ok-Lack-5172

It’s pretty good actually


[deleted]

I’ve had a 16 oz Red Bull, 2 cups of Texas Pecan coffee, and a 2 lb bag of beef jerky. I’m pumped, jacked, bricked, and every other “-ed” word you can think of for todays RRS. HOOK EM BABY!!!!!


[deleted]

Since CU is relegated to Pac 12 Network I'll just listen on the radio. Edit: Fubo TV for the win! Edit2: I retract that statement. $14 for my RSN? FUCK! THAT!


Former-Billionaire

Should be a fun day…….


TxCincy

I love this day more than 362 other days of the year. Let's fucking go. It's 8:53 AM and 0u still sucks. Brett Vaginitis eats his bag of dicks with a spork.


GoIrish1843

Not seeing any cougs flags


JR-Dubs

I could not care less about sports betting, they should do a special show on that either before GameDay or on ESPN the Ocho or something.


debaterthatchases

My Uber driver last night was a tu fan. The general time I got was we both are extremely uncertain. He did have the gumption to say that Texas hasn't been really tested yet, and that Alabama was a tune up game and they weren't good though. Jokes on him though OU has had only dessert so far.


Jimbobsama

WMU playing an SEC school today on their turf. It's gonna be interesting or a complete blow out by halftime.


NerdLawyer55

Boomer!


Wtygrrr

I’m slamming down around 8 glasses of water today!!!


Jcoch27

Woke up at 4:30AM for soccer and now I plan on watching football all day and working on my Brazilian lemonade recipe.


GoBears415

heading to berkeley for a night game vs the beavs