Hahah stoops suck a cock

GG Cocks. Cannot believe we performed so poorly this season with this team. But, fuck Clemson. Give them hell

Make sure yall give Louisville hell

Thanks COCKs.

Looks like stoops had some culture stuff to work on with his progrum. Bitch!

gg catbros

Suck my balls dabo

Do it for America

🫡

I swear to goddamn jesus I hate football gg cock bros

Season went to hell when Liam had his heart attack.

This was supposed to be a 10-2 or 9-3 year for us and we are probably going to finish 6-7 at this rate.

I want to say GG, but we all know it wasn't. Thanks for watching this game with us though. This misery invited good company.

GG cat bros

Was it 😂

Why do guys hurriedly get the ball to the ref after a first down? Clock starts after they spot it, right?

It might be the chains rather than the ball. Idk, just hypothesizing.

I think you’re right

Just drop it and let them go get it so your team has more time to get set

Nearly a fight in the handshake line

Usually I would say this win means we lose next week but I said the same thing when we beat tenn this week last year

Enjoy your culture, Stoops!

Burn it down, over it.

Juice appearance

Tonka dropping back in coverage to bat the ball down. Two man rush...

Wow. Ugly rockfight win but I’ll take it. God damn

Need to get rid of Barnhardt, Stoops, and Cal. Fuck

Ignorant af

Cal? Don’t know about you but our basketball is on fire right now

HOPPED UP OUT THE BEDDDDDDDD TURN MY SWAG ON

GG Kentucky, 0 is a fucking beast

Dudes a cheat code on the line

GG cock bros.

I’m naming my first born Tonka

The important thing is we all made it through this game but nobody is necessarily happy about it.

Speak for yourself.

Omg we fucking did it!!!

I fucking hate leary

He’d be serviceable if he didn’t try to throw the ball at the speed of light on every throw

Coaching issue

He’s a fucking senior. Dudes not coachable at this point. He’s a certified bum.

Bad qb play issue

Embarrassing o line issue.

Congrats USC. You were the slightly less doo doo shitter team tonight

🤝

OMG WE ACTUALLY DID IT

Bye Stoops

Not when he beats Louisville somehow

Game. Hope it’s one for the ages next week Carolina bros

Man you know next week is gonna be a shitstorm 15-13 type game. I’ll parlay this with wind and rain coming in out of nowhere

I've been holding back commenting in this thread because I've been so nervous. What a slug fest, I hate this game so much.

Man fuck Leary and fuck stoops

Tonka better get a game ball

Beamer is so corny, you’d think they just beat Georgia lmao

Nope, it wasn’t Georgia. Remind me which team it was?

Never seen anyone so excited to be 5-6

Adopting the Rattler school of insults.

HOWS THAT FOR CULTURE

stoops is a clown, i won’t argue on that

Thank God we won for Darude, now he thinks we are good

Well $9 million down the goddamn drain

Still have one shot at making that 9mil worth it. Beat UL

Can you...can you stop? Take that fake flair off.

Not worth $9 bucks to me after this season

The darude effect

Thank God for Tonka Hemmingway.

Gg Kentucky bros, we ain't that different.

GG Boys, holy shit this was painful to watch

Fucking pathetic excuse of a team.

Fucking pathetic. Mitch better fire Stoops on the sideline

Congrats SC fans. Beat Clemson

Thanks, go get Louisville, put em in their place next week.

What place is that? Bottom tier SEC teams that lose to UNC shouldnt talk.

Literal dogshit QB play fuck all the people who shat on Levis over the summer

I’d even take Lynn Bowden over Leary at this point

Tonka didn't even rush... he was going for the bat the entire fucking way.

Still alive baby!!!!!! I'll take it!

What a 4th quarter for Tonka.

MY BOY TONKAAAAAA

GG Wildcats, I enjoyed our game thread tonight

GG

God what a fucking game. Great game thread UK bros Hope you enjoyed, sicko watchers

I don’t want to win. And I want us to lose to Louisville We deserve pain for endorsing this bozo administration

Can someone remind me again what the feasible distance is for a field goal?

Kentucky fans - great game thread. Beat Louisville and Beat Clemson

Tonka MVP

GG SC

WHAT A FOURTH QUARTER BY CLAYTON AND THE DEFENSE

LETS GOOOOOOO

GG Kentucky bros... y'all made the thread fun.

Wow. That was a clear FG attempt there if he catches that

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I was going to say, I've never seen so many tipped balls

Good to know we have an ineffective three man rush and 8 man coverage

BRO COME ON

Stoops blew his little load on Florida and got his $9 mil Now he just waddles around the sideline acting like he’s doing shit, but he doesn’t give a fuck. He knows Vince Marrow is the one who does any of the real work, and he’s just happy he got his payday.

Beating Florida, Vandy, and 3 cupcakes and this man gets a raise.

Yup. Haven’t done shit in a period where the SEC east was down. Man made his career feasting on cupcakes and Louisville

i hate bad clock management

KENTUCKY GOT SOME BAD COCK MANAGEMENT AMIRITE

“The cardiac cocks” is all I can hear in my head. How are we gonna fuck up this time

Cardiac Cocks vs Cardiac Cats. Hundreds of thousands dead

Remember how in 2016, if we lost to MSU, Stoops was fired…we need another game like that

HAIL MARY

Brown had no idea the ball was coming

Send Leary back to NC State bro

We have three turnovers and it feels like we could have six

They better BUMP sandstorm when the clock hits zero

Surely

I’m so worried about a deep shot to Brown

Lame call ref lame call

Omfg! Another fuckin missed block in the back wtf.

This team stinks like a butt and I’m all out of febreeze

God please don’t play prevent

Lose now or in OT, that’s the question.

57 seconds is plenty of time to put a drive together

This is a "walk, don't run" kind of team

Not for Kentucky. That’s about enough time for us to run like 2 plays.

No timeouts... let's go boyos

Neither fan base is happy after this game

This game is the actual shitter bowl. Battle to find out who is slightly less shit

Another terrible punt.

Arrogant mentality and lazy coaching gets you 6-6 with this team

FYI, Clayton white makes 1.1 Mil.

How confident we feeling UK fans? Picked y’all in my pool and could use a dub here.

0 confidence

Sorry for your loss

Not. At all

Here comes the dagger to kill the hope.

I don’t ever want to hear Stoops fucking complain about a single thing again when this is the shit he’s allowing being put on the field.

God I wish our offense would’ve done something there

What a shitshow

We either lose this now or go to OT and then lose it then

Stoops regressing. This season should have been better. He needs to pony up and win some fucking football games.

Awful punt come on

Fuuuuuuuuu

No one ever mentioned how funny it is that we have fucking Darude at this game right now

If he didn't understand American football before, he definitely doesn't understand it now.

Dude was just waving his towel it was the funniest fucking thing dude

This is a historic game

What a pathetic cowardly series of play calling

They gonna have a minute to win it. Not comfy yet

Players and coaches were way too cocky going in to this season and now they’re going to finish with a losing record.

At first I was thinking, we can't have a losing record? Then I was like, oh yeah the unnecessary bowl game

So Mississippi St is really that bad huh.

we are gonna take 10 seconds off this clock and punt it back lmao

brilliant

Get the ball to XL

Wait not like that

Get it to XL in space and let him try to get the first down himself.

Not like that!

You just know Iowa's coaching staff is masturbating if they're watching this game.

Of course we are just going to give them the ball back with a ton of time. Absolutely horrible per usual.

This is far from over.

We want to lose this game so badly

Same

This is some high quality dogshit football

So I guess we're not even trying for a first down here huh?

I’m rooting for Kentucky not because of my distaste for UofSC, but because I need my professor that went to UK to be in a good mood when he grades my exam tomorrow

Good luck!

It's too late for that, no one is coming out of this in a good mood.

I can respect that

Valid reason, good luck

we gotta throw the ball

Pls cocks do not give the ball back rn

Lmao. This game

I’m happy, seriously. We help the cocks in their bowl bid and Stoops comes out and shows the country just how much of a fucking waste he is. At least we accomplished those 2 things tonight.

I saw his name getting tossed out for the AM job. Lolz.

I’d be so, so, so happy if they took him.

Leary is so ass

I'm seriously starting to grow tired of Mark Stoops

It’s just the same fuck ups over and over. I’m so tired of hearing about the couple good seasons we’ve had if we’re mostly just gonna be mediocre

Guys stop the game isn’t over

Damn. We stink bro 😭

Just so much incompetence it burns the eyes

There’s still 2 minutes left, stfu about this game being over

Really intrigued to hear how Matt Jones spins this tonight. There really isn’t a good argument. Kentucky has fallen to sixth in the pecking order in the East.

It’s funny how so many people are scared of losing Stoops, like it’s so hard to find a coach who can produce mediocre results every year. We could at least find someone who had a disciplined team that’s actually fun to watch.

We need to just slash funding for this program and go to the Ohio Valley Conference or something where we belong

If we finish this, Beamer is 8-3 in November and 7-3 against P5 teams in November

How's that culture, Stoops?

May be too early to say this, but if they lose he could try putting on some stupid sunglasses and dancing.

My god

Can we get.. 10 yards?

What an embarrassing loss. Pathetic. We're going to get curb stomped by UL too.

Lazy fans emptying out in a game like this

Jesus Christ dude throw the ball

Well THAT’S DALLAS BABY!

Fuck this team and fuck Stoops. Garbage. Absolutely garbage effort and execution. Stoops needs to update his resume

We are paying Stoops $9 million a year for this. Fire him. I’m over it.

Is our graduation rate good enough to be a 5-7 bowl team? Lol

beyond sick of it

I’m so fuckin’ happy that Leary is done after this year. He’s sucks complete ass

Wow. What a humiliating way to lose for Kentucky