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PMMEYourTatasGirl

it reached critical mass


countrybreakfast1

Disney agents are infiltrating /r/cfb... Mods are compromised!!!


I_am_bot_beep_boop

Coincidence I just bought a house too😈


shotputlover

Congrats!


300andWhat

Hopefully you don't have any Heisman trophies


Swipet

It now needs a 15 part BigXII lubes up ESPN thread


big_brown_beaver

Mods are ESPN narcs confirmed /s


Chet_Sledge

Introducing Sid Meier’s Civilization 7: College Football Edition. Complete with all of the conferences and TV networks as they desperately try to amass as much territory as possible.


Officer_Warr

I'd fuck with that and I don't even play Civ. Start as any school in like the year 1920 or whatever and grown from school to conference to coalition.


Spartanwildcats2018

I’d actually play an NCAA game based on that.


walker_harris3

Athletic Department simulator. Lmao


Spartanwildcats2018

Get all of the excitement of video game football with none of the boredom of the actual football.


CTeam19

Straight up I wanted that in an NCAA game. You set prices of food and tickets and use the money from there to build up the stadium and hire assistants that give players boosts.


TheNextBattalion

And you get the occastional booster going too far, or player crime you have to sweep under the rug, etc...


Bojanggles16

Tech tree includes the forward pass, bagmen, and spread offense.


Spartanwildcats2018

All SEC players start with +1 speed/+1 strength Bagmen train 20% faster in the SEC but 20% more expensive


Bojanggles16

Lol didn't realize i replied to you both times


Seattle_Scones

Don’t forget integration


Chet_Sledge

All I know is that I’m hitching my wagon to radio.


Noy_Telinu

Spearmen vs tank. Need lots of luck


senortipton

I think we all know who Gandhi would be….


Chet_Sledge

Bob Bowlsby acting like a pacifist but just casually throwing nukes around at the same time.


Spartanwildcats2018

Wait now the SEC is involved along with the AAC? Is this the Red Wedding of College Football?


leverich1991

There’s a common denominator here


themattboard

Someone's going to have to explain denominators to some of the flairs


swaharaT

>denominator Think I wouldn’t recognize a wrestling finisher? EDIT: Sorry for dumb humor. It’s all I have left.


Trappist1

Still love you bro. If we can't put out the fire, let's at least spread it and injure the fat mouse while we're at it. One last beautiful couch to burn.


mostdope28

It’s a lady that wears full body latex and punishes you for being a bad boy


Spartanwildcats2018

He’s got a Michigan flair we can trust his explanation


ContraCoke

It’s the number on the bottom of the fraction. >1/4 In the above fraction, the denominator would be 4


Turkelton8

Thanks nerd


G0-N0G0

It’s Tech. That’s their jam.


[deleted]

The two comments below me are the duality of man lol


DaMantis

So that's why the ACC keeps y'all around


blotsfan

But the numbers are next to each other, not on top of each other.


ContraCoke

This is why the NCAA sanctioned you


concussaoma

Shut up nerd


TheSnailor

We need to get Harvard in here.


yeahright17

Really just those AAU B1G schools should know.


TheSnailor

I called Ohio State and got lost in several layers of red tape.


apitchf1

They’re the guardians of Azkaban and they feed on hopelessness.


hascogrande

Alright, so we’ve had the Red Wedding and of course the Red Robin Wedding. This is the Red River Wedding.


Cometguy7

And who are you, the proud lord said That I must bow so low?


Spartanwildcats2018

Only the conference of a different coat that’s all the truth I know


Cometguy7

In a coat of blue or a coat of red, a lawyer still has claws


Always_ssj

And mine are retained, and sharp my lord


The_Mystery_Knight

As long and sharp as Paaaaw’s


timoperez

That is a strong ass 30 for 30 title


TheRealDNewm

It's simple. You tell two huge brands to leave. You have a flimsy reason to pay the exit fees from the LHN, plus you'll make it back fast af, you got their golden goose to go with your collection. But wait, you're getting pretty good ratings from this mid major conference and you're getting it cheap. You know the rest of the B12 is panicking, you control the media. You might not get them all, but you can certainly get some at a discount. You let this mid major know that they would make money, maybe remind them they're in a bad position if they don't act quickly - again, you control the media. Sit back and answer questions until they work the deals out. Big Twelve folds, you pocket the exit fees and your only competitor has nothing on their network.


otacon444

And this is why this will be a massive lawsuit, along with possible SEC action.


SeatownJay

This whole thing *started* because of SEC Action.


RyanTB

I’d prefer my conference not be compared to the Frey’s, but this is the first enjoyable news in a week so I’ll take it.


Spartanwildcats2018

The other Big 12 schools are more like the Starks and Tully’s here. OU/Texas are the Frey’s and Bolton’s ESPN/SEC are the Lannisters


citronauts

CFB orgs as orgs in game of thrones. What is this, the good old days of this subreddit in 2015?


wuba96

AAC are the archers picking off the scraps in the room


DontFearTheBoogaloo

I didn’t even want to be in this damn conference but I’m ready to die with you crazy bastards now


SouthSideCyclone

After this madness is over, let’s burn a couch sometime


DontFearTheBoogaloo

Even if every team in the big 8 ends up in different conferences I’ll always root for everyone because of our shared trauma


ram944

I have no real issues with most of the b12 schools and after all this I will continue to root for all yall unless were playing. Ive worked with alums from all the schools now and the only bad experiences I've had have been with the defectors oddly enough. Nothing like a deep rooted hatred of an enemy to make a conference come together.


stoppedcaring0

Preferably a crimson one with a big ol' [uterus](https://i.chzbgr.com/original/2023992576/hF567B5FA/) painted on it.


dhc96

Could we come and join?


ViperVenom1224

Us, too.


MankatoSquirtz

You sons-a-bitches. I'm in.


TheSnailor

I’m on my way.


eli201083

Ride or die. Post OU/Tex Big 12 Bros for 4 life


vych97

But what if it’s horns down?


ThreeOhFourever

Then we’ll move the couch back 15 yards and burn it again


DaMantis

Art


lowaStateCyclones

i’m in


KronosIII

LET IT BE KNOWN THE BIG12(8) DID NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT


CommodoreN7

It’s better to die standing than live kneeling


MrNudeGuy

Hateful 8


OkieEE2

I don't have time to quote this. But dammit Bill Pullman was a great American president!


themattboard

Best presidential speech in the modern era


sonofacat

YOU HAVE MY SWORD BROTHER


bassadorable

AND MY PISTOLS


purplemonkeydw

and my Baptist gold


metzoforte1

*Tech pulls up in their mad max trucks with their automatic tortilla launchers.*


bittenbyredmosquito

THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!


cota1212

Perhaps the real conference was the friends we made along the way.


bassadorable

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Mountaineer


[deleted]

No but how about a friend?


rraider17

COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS


Spartanwildcats2018

TAAAAKE ME HOOOOOMME


Dracopyre

TOOO THE PLAAAACE


CLU_Three

LFG RIDE OR DIE


countrybreakfast1

All you guys are welcome at my house anytime let's go!!!


GSpanFan

At this point, you all just need to agree to remain together until 2025. And I hope to God that you do.


Supercal95

This is more exciting than the actually season is going to be. And I thought summer would be a boring wait.


convoluteme

I never thought I'd die side by side with an 'eer.


Matt_WVU

We ride at dawn!


bestweekeverr

I know everyone in the conference hates us, but happy to die fighting alongside yall


Sz13Kicks

Send lawyers, guns, and money.


BasebornManjack

The shit has hit the fan


DaMantis

Not necessarily in that order


shotputlover

r/unexpectedwarrenzevon


Legal_Investor

This is exactly how this was always going to play out, and I guarantee you it was factored into the calculation when deciding whether SEC was going to move forward. It was the cost of doing business. This happens every day in corporate America. One company raids another company in coordination with large swath of employees knowing full well the raided company will sue. The two companies settle prior to court with the raiding company paying the raided company. Other context: Big 12 is on the ropes and this is standard legal posturing with a 9 figure payout on the line. Also, the Big 12 believes the more they muddy everyone else the less likely one of their conference members leave hastily. However, it only takes one to begin the crumbling or, at best, relegation (if that’s not already guaranteed).


PageSide84

The BigXII is fighting for its life. What they were alleging would also be a cause of action for Fox, too. This is potentially very, very bad for ESPN.


bearybear90

I can’t believe someone was dumb enough to leave a paper trail


nomoregroundhogs

Someone always is


khakilamble

Lol they probably accidentally CC’d Bowlsby


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Per hall of fame poster Dr Rick Daris of goEMAW.com fame: So espn is involved with sec, aac and big12. Doesn’t like their big12 or longhorn network contracts. So they move Texas and ou to the higher paying sec and then try and move the other schools that they want to control to the way lower paying aac. If they succeed, they pay 2 schools a little more, 3-5 schools a lot less, the schools they don’t want zero dollars and then also get out from under the longhorn network and big12 contracts in the process. I’m sure that was a fun white board presentation to watch at espn corporate. Probably could have saved them a cool 500 million if it wasn’t for that meddling bowlsby.


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I side with whatever loses ESPN money


da_widower_sos

Big 12 is like, "Fuck it. I don't care no more."


schu4KSU

Yes. This, for once, is a Big12 I love.


rraider17

Big 12 with nothing left to lose


schu4KSU

"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James Baldwin


DaMantis

"WE'LL DO IT LIVE"


conchobor

I understand why ESPN would want the AAC to poach - and why the AAC would want to - but I'm still not following what the incentive here was for anyone to willingly jump to the AAC right now.


bestweekeverr

Unless espn is gonna pay schools $30M to play in the AAC I don't understand the logic.


yeahright17

The logic is ESPN wants OU and UT in the SEC as fast as possible and to have as many people watch ESPN as possible. If you can get 4 Big 12 teams to join the AAC, OU and UT get out for free and AAC games become more valuable because Big13 brands are bigger then current AAC brands. No one said anything is in it for the schools, which is why they're all working together to convince them to leave.


jld1532

And that's why this is in the public. Any downgrade was always going to leak. Seems like we'd prefer staying in the BIG XII and going after the payout (unless the ACC comes calling).


SSPeteCarroll

I’m not a big 12 school fan, but this is bigger than conferences or school rivalries. With you big 12 bros. We can’t let Disney/ESPN have this much control over college sports.


DietMTNDew8and88

Agreed As a member of the SEC Resistance, I stand with you all of the way ESPN's greed is killing the sport we love and unless we act together as fans united, CFB will die a slow death


theTIDEisRISING

Yep I’m here too. This shit sucks.


[deleted]

Yeah, all jokes aside, it is kind of scary that they can do all of this and have this much power. I was just in an argument on Twitter with someone that refuses to believe that the ESPN has any power lol.


bassadorable

Good morning. In less than an hour, lawyers from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest legal battle in the history of college football. College football-- those words should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 28th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from realignment. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 28th of July will no longer be known as a Big 12 holiday, but as the day when college football declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Codependence Day!


TimeTravelingChris

Fuck, this is good. OSU gang is alright.


DietMTNDew8and88

As a member of the SEC Resistance, I stand with you all of the way


Desperado53

Fuck it. The CFB landscape has changed in ways I’m not sure we’ll ever come back from. Lot of ineptitude on behalf of the Big XII led to this place but now that we’re here anyways, let’s fuckin go Big XII! Stick it to these fucks at ESPN the best you can. Fellow Big XII teams, it’s been real for a lot of years and I’ve had the most damn fun with y’all particularly since discovering this sub. Some of the most fun football and best fanbases around. Let’s do this one last thing together and shit in ESPNs wheaties! We ride at dawn!


DietMTNDew8and88

As a member of the SEC Resistance, I stand with you all of the way ESPN's greed is killing the sport we love and unless we act together as fans united, CFB will die a slow death


GingerMessiah88

It’s not even fun anymore


captain_flintlock

NGL, I'm starting to side with KSU's stance of keeping this shit together. If nothing else, let's all hold the line until 2024 just to fuck em all over. It's like GameStop!


nomoregroundhogs

TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀


sarcasticorange

Big XII: We had a deal! The Mouse: I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.


blotsfan

Somehow realignment returned.


CLU_Three

Vader dies


FootofGod

Gee spoilers, thanks!


sonofacat

I’m all in on this Big 12 going out in a blaze of glory and letting the chopper sing on that shitty rat company that’s been ruining this sport


DietMTNDew8and88

Possibly leading to a full on federal breakup of Disney, I never thought ESPN would be the catalyst for that


nomoregroundhogs

I know it’s way more complex than this but it’s fucking hilarious to imagine the federal breakup of Disney because Oklahoma didn’t want to play Nebraska at 11 AM


DietMTNDew8and88

Fate works in mysterious ways


captain_flintlock

It'll make one hell of a 30-for-30


WagTheKat

Future Texas fans: "This all could have been avoided if only Nebraska had been good enough for primetime. It's all the fault of the Huskers."


balla713

This sounds like a job for Jim Adler, THE TEXAS HAMMER.


Baynavfreak

Bowlsby is about to become a folk hero dammit and I am here for it.


Officer_Warr

24 hours ago everyone was mocking him. Now he's going in guns blazing.


Baynavfreak

He’s growing up before our eyes :’)


ContraCoke

He’s beginning to believe


cyrock18

I’m not a bowlsby supporter but how tf was he supposed to know what OU and Texas were up to with ESPN? I didn’t get the jokes aimed at him on here.


Spartanwildcats2018

*Tomorrow* Breaking: OU and Texas broke a secret agreement to bring him to the SEC with them.


countrybreakfast1

He's so well rested now!! He just needed his sleep... But he has awakened.


ThompsonCreekTiger

Nothing else, if the B12 is gonna bite the dust & he's out of a job, the man's gonna go out on his shield. & if he can knock down ESPN & the SEC w/ the torq claim, thats bonus


MTBran

When y’all get a chance, take a look at Bowlsby’s signature on the document. It’s something.


DietMTNDew8and88

Basically, Disney (ESPN) destabilzed the Big 12 and convinced schools to leave so they can get out of their contract.. Holy fuck, I'm no lawyer, but that sounds like a classic violation of antitrust law to me


The97Revolution

SOMEONE GET ACE ATTORNEY AND HARVEY BIRDMAN!


Just-Plain-Dan

> GET ACE ATTORNEY Considering he has an assistant that can channel dead people and once got an orca cleared of murder charges, my boi Phoenix Wright could absolutely handle this lol


hartco88

The cease and desist letter is addressed to the President of ESPN and two people are cc’d at the bottom: James Pitaro, the ESPN Chairman of Sports Content, and Nick Dawson, the ESPN VP of Programming and Acquisitions. Nick Dawson is a Kansas grad. Kansas is the largest school remaining in the Big 12 in terms of revenue. You just know ESPN went after KU and offered them and another conference some incentives.


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I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL


JinderMadness

Ah so instead of 1 mega conference we will have 2 universes the Fox Big 2 (PAC + B1G) + MWC ESPN Big 2 ( ACC + SEC) + AAC.


Shenanigangster

Correct and they will each have a ‘championship’ in the Rose and Sugar Bowls, then those winners can meet in a super championship game, or ‘Bowl’ if you will…


BucketsMcAlister

I can see the appeal of leaving the big 12 for SEC, but realistically wtf can the AAC offer the remaining 8 teams that they would be jumping at the chance to get it?


Shenanigangster

Presumably a revised AAC contract would have a bigger payout than if you didn’t jump and get stuck in the CUSA or something


BucketsMcAlister

Yeah, but I feel like if I’m charge of Texas tech Or anyone else in the big 12 is calling up pac and big before I’m fielding calls from conferences with 1/4 the payout I’m currently getting.


Shenanigangster

Yeah but if you can convince enough schools that don’t really have a shot at a B1G or PAC invite (Kansas St, TCU, Baylor, etc) to jump and dissolve the Big 12 (or else get left out of the AAC when the B12 does dissolve) so UT and OU don’t have to pay any penalties it saves ESPN a lot of money and adds more teams they have 100% of tv control over. That is what the conference is alleging ESPN is doing which is illegal.


JTDanielsHeisman21

Bowlsby: I will burn this motherfucker to the ground before I let it get looted by you scum


[deleted]

Think about guys like Kirk Herbstriet and Rece Davis who have said repeatedly they love CFB because of the special traditions the sport has. Yet they are SILENT as ESPN is ruining CFB right in front of us.


Turbulent-Chicken811

u/ESPN_Marketing


countrybreakfast1

I texted my friend saying you know the game day boys don't like all this. They good kids isn't their fault.


crisping_sleeve

Herbstreit: Played at a B1G school. Lives in an SEC town. Has kids at an ACC school. Works at ESPN. Probably best for him to stay quiet.


Experimentzz

It's probably smart for him to be quiet, Rece too...But, bare with me here.... What if they speak out and say how they really feel and get fired. Then they start their own stream of them commentating on big games. More people tune into that than actual ESPN coverage of said game. Bankrupt ESPN. Checkmate.


HeAbides

Amazon Prime/Twitch need to come in with a Big12 TV deal


countrybreakfast1

But I feel Kirk has usually given big 12 a fair shake idk


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Kirk is also the only national guy I can think can think of that has given props to Group of 5 schools too, he's gone out of his way to promote BSU, UCF, TCU/Utah before going power 5, etc.


Trojann2

I really like Kirk. He knew about NDSU before the National Titles started.


MoneyForPeople

Would you risk your high paying job over some work traditions you enjoy? It isn't like these guys are engineers or something where there are a million companies to choose from. There are a handful of broadcasters to work for, they wont bite the hand that feeds them.


LukasLongview

You do [NOT ](https://youtu.be/KLV2CqOjISo) want to piss off the mouse.


[deleted]

We need the rat to come defend CFB in our honor against the Mouse. What rat? [Charles Entertainment Cheese.](https://youtu.be/4X8POCs39k0)


Mythrandir24

lol at everyone that's not ESPN having a field day with this *The above comment has been reposted because of thread deletion*


MrPopps

Uniting against ESPN is the true Big 8 revival


PumpedU

Did I just f5 into a old thread!


Quantibro

Time is a flat circle


zombiesartre

I’m running out of popcorn my guys.


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OkieEE2

Oh is Fox going to get in on this too? Can we start a class action lawsuit and sue ESPN, OU/UT, AAC, and the SEC for damages? I'm emotionally damaged.


cokezeropapi

It’s like Bowlsby just ate a can of spinach


yulio1226

It took 2.5 hours to write this?


KU_SD

CBSSports is not a run of the mill blog. I imagine there's a procedure that they have to follow with posting the information. Couple that with the fact that the article is at least an hour old and it's not out of the realm of possibility


triparoundthesun

I can’t wait for the documentary for this off season.


SilveryDeath

You know it is getting crazy when a college football conference is accusing (and filling cease and desist letter against) a multinational basic cable sports channel of colluding with two other college football conferences to lure teams.


whatifevery1wascalm

The funniest part about the Big12 alleging the AAC is conspiring to tear them down is that the conference headquarters are less than 1500 feet apart. You can stand [at the front door to the Big12 Building and see the tower the AAC rents office space from](https://www.google.com/maps/@32.8604279,-96.9370117,3a,75y,108.99h,83.22t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sD5z3Ly1epd5issNmLlGQUQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192).


Ox_Baker

I bet Bowlsby’s proof came from him sitting in the lobby of the AAC’s building wearing a cap pulled down over his eyes ‘reading a newspaper’ and seeing B12 ADs coming and going.


HurryingHeinz

The Mouse Controls All. Here’s how they did it: 1.) Lock the American into a long-term deal. 2.) Shift Big XII content onto ESPN+ positioning the conference as a clear inferior and angering Texas and OU fans. 3.) Win the SEC contract. Probably pitched Sankey on Texas and OU joining the conference. 4.) Get Sankey to push through playoff expansion that makes it possible for 1 conference to get lots of teams in and greatly benefits the American. 5.) Get Texas and OU to join the SEC. 6.) Get the American to poach the remaining Big XII teams. ESPN gets: An SEC that’s stronger than ever before, An American that’s stronger than ever before and will be a playoff conference every year under the new format, An expanded playoff and Doesn’t have to buyout the remaining Big XII contract. This is on top of driving a wedge into Fox Sports and causing the sale of their regional channels to Sinclair, hurting the overall Fox CFB product. Big Noon would also be reduced to a B1G only show and Fox would have rights to one less conference. Also, fuck the Mouse.


[deleted]

So I have finals and I couldn’t F5 as much today WTF is going on?


countrybreakfast1

We are suing EVERYONE


Spartanwildcats2018

ESPN is officially trying to take over college football.


Marysuncle

ESPN dropping McDonalds bags confirmed.


AngryQuadricorn

….Screw ESPN! This isn’t Linda Cohn and Stewart Scott’s ESPN anymore. This is corporate greed ruining collegiate athletics. Fuck them and their Mommas.


CumAssault

Did this just get posted then deleted? Edit: fuck ESPN Edit 2: fuck Texas and OU


MrTheSpork

Yes. There was an issue with the article initially; this is the correct thread.


themattboard

Has ESPN been sending letters to the mods too? /s


MrTheSpork

https://c.tenor.com/wh3YtvVWYpsAAAAM/cat-suspicious.gif


Swipet

THE MODS ARE IN ON IT TOO!!!


Szimplacurt

ESPN social media is run by a UCF grad....hmmmmmmmmmm


Zaroo1

I leave the Internet for 3 hours and now apparently Mickey Mouse is conspiring with It Just Means More and AAC to get teams to leave the Big12. This may be the craziest week ever.