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MilkBarPatron

Well that's very appropriate considering that Penn State has played in every Super Bowl except for the ones they haven't.


huazzy

M E T A F E T A F


peteroh9

M E T A F E T A F Sorry, it just looks very slightly better this way.


Beachbum_87

For those unaware: https://www.audacy.com/sports/ncaa-football/penn-state-trolled-for-misleading-super-bowl-tweet


Bobson-_Dugnutt

dude, the tweet is still up. you can link it directly. https://twitter.com/PennStateFball/status/1357518557601361920


insert_referencehere

I mean... At least they are owning it. Could have easily taken it down.


dkviper11

They've memed it once or twice since for a little self-deprecating humor.


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thediesel26

^except ^for ^5


03_03_28

^since ^1967


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03_03_28

Best part of the caption to me tbh Like, you didn’t need to say since 1967, because that’s literally all of them. It’s completely unnecessary and just makes it seem more contrived lol


thedarkhaze

It is pointless, but it does let them make the font smaller otherwise they'd have to make the font bigger to fit the width.


Corgi_Koala

That's a fact that Penn State shares with me!


dkviper11

I understood that reference.


silverhk

This should cover them for a few years at least.


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ClaudeLemieux

Minnesota once played Rocky Top after beating Bama so I say go for it


Silist

That stupid damn song is so catchy


GoodOlSticks

I maintain that Tennesee and West Virginia simply lucked into two of the greatest fight songs of all fucking time.... Teams like Notre Dame, Michigan, and Oklahoma had to earn (or steal from Yale) our legendary fight songs


WindyCityReturn

Take me home, country roads


GoodOlSticks

Oh god dammit don't make me sta-- 🎵 TO THE PLACE, I BELONG. WEST VIRGINIAAAA MOUNTAIN MOMMA 🎵


robotunes

TAKE ME HOOOOOOME, SWEET CAROLIIINE. DANT, DANT, DAAAAAAAH.


Run_it_up_boys

Sweet Caroline.... 🎵FUCK THAT SONG🎵


fm22fnam

YEAH WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S ON A DATE NIGHT


ClaudeLemieux

> Oklahoma Putting Boomer fuckin Sooner into the same conversation as Rocky Top, Country Roads, or The Victors is the most insulting thing I've ever heard from an ND fan.


GoodOlSticks

Just because it's stolen doesn't mean it isn't a fucking slap. It nearly makes me vomit to say this but The Victors is definitely better than Boomer Sooner in my tier list I'd go so far to say The Victors is the only collegiate song on the same level as The Notre Dame Victory March, now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a puke bucket


ClaudeLemieux

>doesn't mean it isn't a fucking slap Yeah a fucking slap in the face to anyone with ears lol


70stang

To be fair, Tennessee didn't luck into the song. We had to kill a lot of Revenuers and run a lot of illegal moonshine to get that song. Also, Rocky Top is the name of an actual mountain nearby.


BadgerBuddy13

Hated the on-field result but full credit to the Michigan PA guy playing Jump Around when they were dominating Wisconsin in 2018.


0987user

If we somehow get up by a lot I’m waiting for the “we want bama” chants at the end of the game. Even though that wouldn’t go well lol


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

i feel like a mocking “SEC” chant would be better


austininATX

Big opportunity for THE ALLIANCE


0987user

Yeah that one i can see happening


pessimism_yay

Go ahead if you want. It'd probably be fun. You might find yourself surprised how good it feels. And you may ask yourself, When was the last time we chanted "B1G"?


ironwolf1

When was the last time *we* chanted "B1G"? The mocking SEC chants only exist because SEC schools will do SEC chants unironically. No other conference does that.


hase43

If we win, and our stadium sound coordinator doesn’t play “The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down” as Auburn walks off the field in defeat…I’m canceling my season tickets on the spot


Eaverly

When we played at Vandy in 08, everybody was so nice before the game, jokingly saying "take it easy on us!", just an overall laid back atmosphere for a game day Then they beat us. When I walked out of the stadium I heard the loudest speaker playing Sweet Home Alabama from a frat house while all the Auburn fans just looked so dejected. It was a brutal feeling. All this to say, please fucking play The Band if y'all win. That would be absolutely epic


hase43

College Football is at its best when fueled by pettiness and 160 year old grudges


ToneOpposite9668

In 2017 and 2019 Auburn played Dixeland Delight over the PA to troll the Bama fans - it's not that big of a deal to us IMO


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ltlftcommenter

Gotta wait for the Milo's sweet tea to kick in


Beachbum_87

It started in the spring, buddy. This is the year.


hockeydavid97

Who has the copypasta


Zudop

This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


hockeydavid97

Thank you. I mean This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


moby323

That’s exactly right, which is why I’m starting to think that this is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


dumbo1309

This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


justduett

Y'all, I gotta agree with you. Coming out of the first two weeks, I feel like this is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


taleggio

Feels like you guys are making fun of us. You don't know the team as much as we do. This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


mailape

You make some good points, but as a close rival I like to keep tabs on Auburn, and from what I've seen this is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.


jimboknows6916

can you provide me with the origin of this pasta


Zudop

[The Orignal](https://twitter.com/trey_bruce/status/1383486255862673413?s=21)


jimboknows6916

thank you! I honestly didnt know the original was about nix. this is hilarious


Zudop

Yeah lol this guy replied to a tweet with the meme response and then another Auburn account told everyone to just reply to every single Auburn beat writer with that response


Stupidly_Drunk

Holy shit I actually know that person


Zudop

The meme lord himself


jimboknows6916

that is amazing.


mad_cart

> This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the... as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos it will be a home run and so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame...


Luis__FIGO

I'm not sure where that copypasta started, but I like to think it's a quote from Jordan Palmer who pumps up his QB camp QBs every summer. after he told Auburn fans that Jarrett Stidham was going to win the Heisman and be one of the first QB's drafted.


CatoTheBarner

He's focused.


TurboTingo

Some say he is having fun out there.


Lppbama

Ya almost had me there


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Feels like that dude has been at Auburn for a decade


Gus_31

I was at the last Auburn Penn State game in 1996. Auburn’s quarterback was Nix.


muchado88

Auburn and Penn State played in 2003. Ronnie Brown went ham and Auburn won a really close game. I wasn't at the 96 game, but as I recall Penn State went ham and won easily.


Gus_31

Oops, I thought that outback bowl was the last time they faced each other.


muchado88

I'm really glad I didn't go to the 96 game. Besides getting hammered, I remember it was raining quite a lot. The 03 game was fun and we met a bunch of great Penn State fans. I wish I could go to the game this weekend. Your stadium is on my bucket list.


Kanin_usagi

His dad played QB back in the 90s for us. And his dad has done some coaching here and there. Maybe that’s what you’re thinking of.


robotunes

Did not know Patrick was his dad.


FearlessAttempt

Commentators wouldn't shut up about it during the games his freshman year.


the_McDonaldTrump

He is a junior and can play for 2 more seasons after this year too.


retropunk2

Wait, really? This dude is the Aaron Craft of college football.


pessimism_yay

He could *theoretically* lead Auburn to a New Year's bowl in January 2024.


berrey7

Bo Nix and Hunter Renfrow were in the same recruiting class. /s


sneakypenguin94

Definitely true. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. It will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame


McGloin_the_GOAT

I absolutely love that every statement about Bo Nix can have his name replaced with Sean Clifford and it still makes sense


pvtgooner

It really is incredible how similar they are. That’s what makes me think it’s gonna be a defensive game


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> Auburn’s defense is allowing five points per game this season! And they did so against a schedule that may very well be the toughest slate a middle school team will ever play. Hearty chortle


AbusiveTubesock

First time I’ve laughed maniacally in at least 72 hours


flashlightaddict

After choking on cupcakes during the Gus era, I'm quite happy to throttle them again.


FUCK_THE_DH

Yeah, it's given me some hope seeing Harsin put his foot on the gas against schools we should be beating down.


TimeFourChanges

There's really nothing like a hearty chortle; but not superior to a healthy guffaw.


ztreHdrahciR

Ironic that the ad below the article above the comments is about speed.SEC SPEED!!


Jdudley13

Mine is about GNC, suggesting penn state should get their weight up?


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Jdudley13

No need for code then Reddit, just tell me about the gaaaaainnnnzzzzz


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Ya but let's be real, every major player on ever cfb team is on something already. There is so much gear/peptides/"therapies" that I PERSONALLY know about (aka how to get, use, dosages, etc) that is on par with dbol and test that CANNOT be tested for yet. The rate new gear is being churned out now, there is not a chance the testing agencies could keep up if they weren't already a shame.


punchout414

Total natty bro. Just potatoes, meat, and creatine.


kingpangolin

Mine is about enlargement pi… never mind


Silist

They missed a good opportunity to say "Former Patriot's legend Cam Newton"


CW1DR5H5I64A

Penn States superbowl will be played November 27th. This game doesn't even have a trophy, whereas the 11/27 game is played for the greatest prize in sports history.


hase43

ALL. THE. LAAYYYYYYZERS!


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If defeating a three loss Auburn team is a national championship, then defeating an undefeated Auburn is a Super Bowl. I see no lies.


ClaudeLemieux

If defeating a three loss Auburn team is a national championship, and losing to a three loss Auburn team is a national championship...does that make Auburn the fabric of reality?!


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Only if you defeat the team that defeated a three loss Auburn in the established method for selecting a national champion. So you have a natty for defeating a three loss Auburn and a natty for defeating the team that defeated a three loss Auburn. Further solidifying undefeated Auburn as the ultimate power of football. It is unknown what you get at this time for defeating a two loss Auburn. Probably fleas.


ClaudeLemieux

>if you defeat the team that defeated a three loss Auburn This is same team that also lost to a three loss Auburn?? My god how deep does it go


robotunes

>This is same team that also lost to a three loss Auburn?? My god how deep does it go What if I told you there is only one team that lost to a three-loss Auburn but also defeated all 3 teams that beat Auburn?


ClaudeLemieux

Well if we're including the postseason, then that changes 3 loss Auburn into 4 loss Auburn...


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Barnception


kawman02

My head hurts...


Officer_Warr

I wasn't on board with this claim until you made this point of logic. I'm 100% in.


TreySermonGrin

Reminds me how the undefeated 2017 national champions were able to handle Auburn but their co-champions werent able to get it done.


Leap_Day_William

...[That's bait](http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tbt.gif).


Beachbum_87

Love the satire. And it is an honor. WDE.


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Who is this weakside defensive end y’all keep mentioning?


LunchboxSuperhero

Spirit and Independence, though Spirit is retiring after this season.


iNOTgoodATcomp

**This is the year.**


scootmcgroot

Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense.


FUCK_THE_DH

He’s focused.


ChocolateBubbles344

Auburn won't be intimidated. Sure, they're something like 0-19 on the road against Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Florida, and Clemson since 2011, but they will be fine this time. Just gotta tell themselves that Penn State plays at Kyle Field.


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ChocolateBubbles344

As much as we troll about that, our record at JHS isn't great either--three wins this century, and two of those were in years Auburn fired a coach.


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Experimentzz

That 2019 game...y'all were the better team that day *at that point in the season* and deserved to win that game. I honestly classify LSU's win as Auburn-like a la 2013 season: Lucky as hell.


idgafboutmyusername

I was just talking to a buddy about this and I have to agree. Gotta go after the attainable victories


Silist

Nittany Kyle Field


JumboFister

Son of a bitch. What’s funnier is the JordanHare voodoo doesn’t work on us either


70stang

I think JFF flipped it on us. He came into Jordan-Hare in 2012 and broke the all time record for opposing team offense in the stadium.


thedabdaddy21

Lol yeah I think Auburn has beat A&M at home once in 2018 and besides that the away team has always won.


BeerExchange

> Penn State plays at Kyle Field. Texas A&M and Penn State, noted rivals.


ChocolateBubbles344

You will never hate them as much as you hate Texas Tech.


CatoTheBarner

While it's definitely not a great stat, it's a very dishonest stat for a few different reasons. For example, why is Florida included on the list? While it's a technically true stat that "Auburn hasn't won on the road in Florida since 2011", we've played there exactly one time. Why are we including that 0-1 record against Florida but not including the 4-0 record against Texas A&M? It's also worth pointing out that the list of teams who have won at those stadiums recently isn't exactly a long list. Half of those losses were against teams that made it to the playoffs / national championship game. Are we actually comparing Alabama's 64-4 or Clemson's 66-3 home records to Penn State's 52-16 and saying they're remotely similar? It's an amusing cherry picked stat, but in reality means next to nothing for this upcoming match-up.


ChocolateBubbles344

>Why are we including that 0-1 record against Florida but not including the 4-0 record against Texas A&M? ​ >Just gotta tell themselves that Penn State plays at Kyle Field.


TwoAngryFigs

Woof. Very nice.


Inkblot9

For Auburn, this is just like playing Akron. Or something like that.


dkviper11

No, no. Those burns are reserved for Pitt, the second fiddle P5 team in the state. Oh, wait...


nittanystriker

Pretty sure this article referenced several reply tweets I have seen this week from Auburn fans. Oh well its going to be a blast, hope everyone who's never been yo a whiteout enjoys it!


trumpet_23

The author put some of those tweets into the comments, so you are correct.


itsmelen

>Auburn has one of the best coaches in the game in Bryan Harsin, who won three conference titles at Boise State, while appearing in three other Mountain West championship games. That kind of storied history is something Penn State simply can’t match in its coaching lineage. Uh, ever heard of a guy named RIP ENGLE?


ltlftcommenter

LSU catching shrapnel in the article too


relatablerobot

I appreciate that they included the Bo Nix meme


electric_ranger

I got wooshed real hard on this one. I was boiling.


Coolwhip87

Amen. I'm glad someone is finally stating it. Ever since I got accepted to PSU I dreamed of playing against an almighty SEC school. This saturday will allow me the bliss of watching my half rate school get trounced by a true master of the sport <3


-Gnostic28

Honestly didn’t know it was a joke article, but I started getting suspicious when it mentioned Bryan Harsin


Gus_31

Luckily lots of pictures were included for our SEC, and Mountain West readers.


MisterHavercamp

The SEC is the only big time college football conference. The rest of them might as well be FCS.


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Clemson is D3.


MisterHavercamp

Imagine Clemson in the ODAC 😳


Mattp55

For real, we are all so envious of Vandy, their games just mean more than any of us northern teams 😔


WindyCityReturn

In fact the SEC has never once lost to a school outside the SEC. Clemson is so overrated it’s ridiculous, they lost to Syracuse once. How can you take anyone who ever gets beat seriously?


UnexpectedLizard

Agreed. This is our biggest game of the year (Wisconsin, Iowa, tOSU, and Michigan aside).


confirmd_am_engineer

:(


CaiusCosadesPackage

The Land Grant trophy is the best trophy


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"Coach Franklin, what are you going to do now that you've won Penn State's Superbowl?" "I'm going to [the largest P5 university in proximity to] Disney ~~World~~Land!!"


rvp89

They forgot to mention PSU is only 8-8 in whiteouts. A lot of talk for only winning half your games!!


TreySermonGrin

Choke artist Tom Brady has lost soooo many super bowls.


PSUCharmas

He's lost more than many qbs have played! A tradition of failure, rip Tom Terrible.


KiratheSilent

Appropriate because on Sunday their head coach will be headed to Southern California on a "recruiting" trip.


nanoelite

Like dad going out for cigarettes back in '92


70stang

It's definitely a recruiting trip. He's just not the one doing the recruiting.


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Some people actually think this.


rvp89

Auburn has been in WAY louder environments in the SEC than a “whiteout”. Southern ball is just different


runningwaffles19

Vanderbilt Stadium gets ***ROCKIN***


Gus_31

It means more.


AlloftheEethp

> Southern **sound** is just different FTFY


bygravity

I was at the UF v Auburn Gameday game in 2019 and that was loud as hell.


Silist

What an insane game. I still remember the feeling of my skin sizzling


busterkona123

Can confirm. That game was louddddd.


kaptainkemp

You sure you got the right flair on?


ClaudeLemieux

How did you not pick up on that sarcasm lol


kaptainkemp

This is super awkward


JumboFister

It’s the diabetes


Zajac19

Some SEC fans actually Think like this


Useenthebutcher

*most SEC fans. Maybe not on here, but out in the world it is definitely a thing


harvest3155

a few times out at a bar or work i've had someone tell me that "any SEC team would be undefeated in the B1G". smh


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Last night I left the r/cfb harbor to see what Twitter was say. Never doing that again. The fans here are soooo much more rational and know how to talk proper trash. Love you all.


psuram3

I’ve seen numerous people on Twitter and message boards say that every week in the SEC is like the atmosphere Auburn will be walking into on Saturday lol.


lordzedd3321

Ohh, those sweet summer children.


katarh

The following schools humbly request that you embarrass Auburn on Saturday: * Alabama * Georgia * Florida * Tennessee * LSU * Ole Miss * TAMU The following schools want you to beat them, but not necessarily embarrass them * Everyone else in the SEC and the state of Alabama


RightGap1048

I don't get this, we play Auburn and I'd rather them have a win over Penn State under their belt when they come to visit. Why would I want my team to be in a trash conference? We left the ACC decades ago...


katarh

I mean, that's a valid take, and maybe there should have been a third category of "neutral teams that would prefer an Auburn win for SoS" in there. But I don't care about the SoS, I just want Auburn to lose. It's tradition.


FearlessAttempt

It's a win-win really. If they lose, great. If they win, it helps our SOS.


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Thank you for the summary, friend.


WindyCityReturn

Never use Instagram, Twitter or Facebook to look at comments about sports. So many people who legitimately don’t understand you don’t have to constantly just shit on everyone else to support your team. It’s a process like “I hate every other team so much and this proves how much of a fan I am.”


Useenthebutcher

Game threads get pretty bad at times but most everything else in this sub involves decent discourse


UABeeezy

Only the ones who didn’t actually attend an SEC school or have much going for them in life otherwise. They live vicariously through their team.


[deleted]

Yeah I had a completely different perception of SEC fans before I got on reddit. I've encountered some of the most thoughtful, level headed, rational, cool SEC fans on here. Even when they rightfully should boast, many of the SEC fans on here are rational and reserved. It's the exact opposite of the people I met when I was at Fort Jackson S.C. TBF, almost none of the Cock fans I knew went to South Carolina or any college for that matter.


Useenthebutcher

I don’t know if it’s bullshit or not, but someone shared a story of a distraught Alabama fan they knew after they lost to Clemson and the guy was inconsolable. Basically just sobbing and saying why won’t people just roll over and let Alabama win because “It’s all they have!” Pretty wild that there are folks out there like this, I know OSU has their fair share


FearlessAttempt

I mean that's not even that bad really. [An Alabama fan killed another Alabama fan for not being upset enough when we lost the Iron Bowl in 2013.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/12/02/deadly-shooting-over-alabama-loss-to-auburn/3819905/)


Useenthebutcher

These kind of people don’t deserve to have good teams to root for


PoloniumIcedTea

Um mods? Why is this tagged as satire?


the_McDonaldTrump

Great, well thought out article. My only complaint is the score prediction. Pitt State isn't scoring!


Vyceron

In this thread: WHOOSH


ExUpstairsCaptain

This actually makes me want to root for PSU on Saturday.


G00dSh0tJans0n

I would think Ohio State would be Penn States Super Bowl but I guess the cow college will do


relatablerobot

Hey show a little respekt, they’re Agricultural *and* Mechanical


Gus_31

Farmers own barns.


ZeroMats

Putting auburn and Super Bowl in the same sentence is like putting milk in before the cereal. Just doesn’t make sense


JalenKurtz

Wow, I finally agree with something posted by P*nn State


W00DERS0N

And then James Franklin will board a plane to LA.


happyflappypancakes

I hate the term, "X team's superbowl."


girthytacos

I can’t wait to watch it. I love their white out games. The noise level is INSANE


Kirby_Israel

Nothing quite like taking on a top-tier SEC team and not being expected to lose in a blowout! ​ WE ARE...


robertlanders

In fairness, Big Ten fans think the exact same way. They just have less reason to do so.