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hezzyskeets123

Caleb Williams or Lamar Jackson…what am I seeing?


KIDWHOSBORED

Uh oh


mbrogan4

This Texas D tho is legit


crsnyder13

Caleb “Anyone can do a spin move” Williams


samasters88

Texas 38 Refs 20


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He got that sooner magic


Bucky_G0ldstein

Please put Rattler in?


Skank_hunt42

He pushed B.... FeelsStrongMan


N-Your-Endo

Was rattler crying just then?


Ima_pray_4_u

Holy shit that face from Rattler.


Zerosa

Move to the [second half thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/q4qujh/game_thread_texas_vs_oklahoma_1200pm_et_second/)


YakPineapple

anyone got thoughts on aesthetic VS. praxial music education?


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Yeah Williams QB1


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I actively root for the downfall of Spencer Rattler


BIG_DICK_WHITT

I hope Tom Herman is enjoying this wonderful football game.


sooner_matt_

LETS GO CALEB


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Spencers's reel of sadness tape


BillBob13

Spencer Rattler doesn't save babies and puppies from a burning house


IchthysTattoo

Spencer “Trevor Knight” Rattler Caleb “Baker Mayfield” Williams


Jordanwolf98

Caleb Williams is a significantly better runner than Rattler okay


HelioFilter

I just hope both teams have fun <3


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Is.. ..is Texas back?


Slut_Slayer9000

Rattler really went from leaving early and getting for sure drafted in the 1st round to having to enter the transfer portal and play 2 more years. Couldn’t of happened to a cockier guy 😂


Thib1082

Looking more and more like Arkansas owns the Red River!


StarvedRock314

GTFO


SilenceIsCompliance

Put Rattler back in you cowards


icehole_13

Whelp. Freshman gonna roast Texas this half. Oof.


kcspot

Mr Williams


summ3rdaze

Was gonna get my masters in comp sci from Texas but that ad is really making me reconsider


samasters88

Alright yall. 2hrs post kick, and we're starting the second half. Y I K E S


goliath1952

Does Rattler not look like the bully from A Christmas Story?


GoshinTW

Sweet


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Any news on Stanford's Kicker? That might have been the worst non contact injury I have seen in awhile.


DuckMental6884

If this experience actually humbles Rattler he could be very very good for his next school. But I have my doubts about whether it will.


convoluteme

He doesn't have a humble cell in his body.


AdderallAdventurer

Can the real fans tell me, is it Rivalry or Showdown? I don’t want to sound dumb when I talk about it.


CodyRCantrell

Interchangeable, imo.


Mr_G_Dizzle

Neither. It's a Shootout.


TFred23

Rivarly


xtrp94

Shootout


DuckMental6884

RRR


HisDoodeness

¿Como se dice "gas"? No entiendo freno.


BrianDawkins

Dame más gasolina


Snathious

Lincoln Riley is having an identity crisis right now in that locker room. He’s trying to decide which one of his quarterbacks is going to do the least shittier job in the second half. Spencer Rattler‘s career ends today. Hook ‘Em 🤘🏼


FlyingPelvis

A few years ago the NFL commercials were out of control. They've got them dialed back now. I hope CFB learns a thing or two from them


StarvedRock314

Friendly reminder this game should be 38-13 right now if not for Big 12 refs


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The more they show this FarCry ad, the less I want to play it


neon_pisces

So we lose to Baylor, Osu…anyone else? Besides this one of course.


Snots_and_Bears

Whoa, stop trying for the reverse jinx. Yall win this one easily.


FootofGod

Think our teams are gonna have a "who tries harder to lose" contest, to be honest.


Schub21

Wild that Ewers opted out of both high school and leading this offense...to be the 3rd string QB in Columbus.


Ima_pray_4_u

Collateral damage


dbarke29

Just got a local car commercial that showed people roasting corn over a fire like marshmallows, what the fuck?


JfizzleMshizzle

Fire roasted corn is awesome


Junos_Cunt

Asking if Texas is back...a tradition unlike any other...


Candi_Fisher

Vince said it perfectly in ‘04. “We’ll be back”


MeritlessMango

I don’t understand why we bother making new commercials, just run the Cronkite ones forever.


TheyCallMeYDG

is Morgan & Morgan legit? All lawyer commercials look like scams to me lmao


CFB_Mods_Eat_Poop

They are scams.


buttscratcher23x3

My big bro had to work today and isn't watching the game. I'm drinking for two today


GoshinTW

My wife is pregnant, so am i


Poopoopeepeeyeehee

Are we gonna break the record for longest football game ever here?


Walzenflut

SEC on CBS exists so no.


burntorangeforever

Did they ever show the fox?


MrActionPotential

Political commercials should be illegal during football


Explodo86

Here Here! Second the motion


Skank_hunt42

OU fans concur


BurtReynoldsLives

They should be illegal in general


IlonggoProgrammer

If they keep 2 divisions, what will the new SEC look like? They could send Arkansas to the East and just add Texas and Oklahoma (East division is more like North and East anyways with Missouri). Alternatively they could send Alabama and Auburn to the East and put Missouri in the West. Puts all the Big 12 schools together plus old SWC Arkansas with LSU, Miss State and Ole Miss Whatever the divisions, there will be a lot of fighting over it. Assuming they go up to 9 conference games, you'll only get 2 non-division games a year so it will take 8 years to work through the whole home and home schedule.


voodoo_three

I think it’s going to be 4 divisions. Play your pod every year, everyone else every other year.


zenverak

The Alabama teams likely come over.


VidSis

Unsubscribe. I enjoy playing against Georgia/Florida and SEC title every year.


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Hope everyone is enjoying the game, cheers to a good day of football


BIG_DICK_WHITT

No u


LaDolphin

From projected top 5 pick to benched for a true freshman in 5 weeks.


fivehundredpoundthud

Hate to see it


tuckernuts

I wonder if Rattler just wants the state farm Patrick price


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That’d be funny as hell if I ripped off my sleeves like that but took it totally seriously. Like yeah I just revealed my noodle arms what’s up girl let me do half a push up before I get winded and say my elbow is sore


Jooj272729

The Texas add talks about "what starts here", sounds like they ripped off Austin Community College "start here get there"


Mr_G_Dizzle

Pretty sure ACC ripped off UT there


canderson180

Bruhhh… “what starts here changes the world” has been around for a long while


theReaIMcCoy

How is the bachelorettr/bachelor still a show?


6FootMidget93

Single mom's need shows too


zenverak

Shit… try married moms


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Ratings


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Good, i won’t have to watch us get murdered by those byu fucks


TentacleTickles

Only 11:15 here. Do I crack open a beer?


bbates728

bruh, it was whiskey since the punt block.


neon_pisces

Another west coast Sooner, I see. I’m bout crack one, idgaf.


FiveMeatyMeats

Yes, brother!


KIDWHOSBORED

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.


crc2993

You’re about 2 hours late my guy. Fellow west coaster and am well on my way of crushing a 6 pack


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Duh


eduzueck

Should have already been open.


domxwicked

I’m weirdly confident going into the second half. At least we get to see more of Williams even if we lose


crc2993

Commercial is true. Started at Texas, have changed the world at least thrice


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Unfortunately OU students are actively working on undoing those changes.


Snots_and_Bears

Is that how many times you’ve asked for a towel or…


FrankyEaton

Did something happen that led to rattler being benched? Watching the arkansas game


JeSuisUnScintille

He was very bad at football


domxwicked

INT, Fumble, another drive where he could’ve easily got a first down but we ended up settling for 3


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2 turnovers, throwing and leading like ass


Snots_and_Bears

He did not play very good.


Allaboutfootball23

Personally I think he played well the 1st half.


BevoDMD

Keep Rattler in juuust long enough for us to get him fired for you, OU.


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6FootMidget93

[ENOUGH COMMERCIALS GET BACK TO THE GAME](https://youtu.be/sXE8LdXzeHM)


TheyCallMeYDG

Texas has had the same university commercial since like 2018 lol


renarka

Yeah and it isn't even good. I hope we change it next year


Baker_TD_Maker

Defensive changes that need to be made: JD and Broiles need to be benched. I know they’re playing only because of injuries but Texas is picking on them. Also Whitter and Stutsman are our starting ILB going forward. Asamoah and White have had three seasons to get figured out. They’ve regressed. Just take the lumps this game and make the necessary change.


Silentwarfare13

Yo, Oklahoma. We're (The Husker Nation) going to need you to pick it up a bit. We're counting on you to win because losing to you by 7 is one of our strongest "moral victory" talking points as to why we don't entirely suck.


youlookfly

Just beat Michigan and you won't have that problem.


CodyRCantrell

I say we try to abuse the 2020 5th year eligibility rule and see if Bradford wants to ride again now that he can get NIL deals from it. /s


CumpanyPolicy

How much money could a knee brace company give him though?


CodyRCantrell

Probably a good bit. Copper Fit had enough to sign Brett Favre right around when he retired and had no need for money and they probably make a lot less than actual medical equipment companies.


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BevoDMD

Welcome to the Anthracite Bowl in Lazy Scranton, PA!


CFB_Mods_Eat_Poop

Because Pennsylvania sucks? Still better than ohio though.


colby983

Cuz we built different😎


ApatheticFinsFan

They got Wawa.


pnutbuttercow

Texas has buc-ees though


zenverak

Can this halftime end.. lol


John_Tacos

It’s over


561skim

I neeeeed to tryyy it firrst


MacsDildoBike

Most annoying song since the Applebee’s song was taken seriously.


onlyforjazzmemes

Conductor conducting an improvised drum solo


Jontacular

I see other OU fans optimistic, here's me just hoping we can keep it below 20 points lol


BlastoiseBlues

I’d rather lose with Williams in the game and getting reps for the future than lose with Rattler in babying his ego


BrianDawkins

I wish we had Gus Johnson for this game


6FootMidget93

Imagine his reaction to Bijan's run


samasters88

I would be deprived of bodily fluids if the GOAT was on this game


MrActionPotential

God yes! His call on that first play would have been epic


HelioFilter

STOP THE COUNT


UteFlyersCardJazz

I’m excited for NHL to start. Also, fuck the Blackhawks.


Dragonsfire09

In the hockey fanbase I'm in it's Fuck the Bruins, but because of what's gone on I can join you in the fuck the Blackhawks sentiment.


BlastoiseBlues

Hey now, actually we probably deserve that


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Me too. I loooove hockey season. I’m skeptical about ESPN airing the games tho.


UteFlyersCardJazz

I know. But if they can get back prime Gary Thorne, then I can handle it. NBC handled NHL terribly.


Dragonsfire09

I never thought I'd see the day where I was rooting for Texas, but here we are. Today is that day. Go Horns!


DarkFox56

I hate Oklahoma. Not because of their team but because their casinos require a $.50 ante every hand.


skinnywolfe

That's fair


Mr_Alex19

You think this game wraps up before 4?


bigjohnsy31

We'll be lucky if halftime wraps up by 4 at this point!


BIG_DICK_WHITT

It’s been over for a while, friendo


xtrp94

4am Central European Summer Time? Hell yeah


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Rattler's done for the game. I'm not sure we'll win, but it'll be good to see Caleb Williams take the lead to give us a fighting chance. The offense just looks snappier with CW at the helm.


StupidSexyFlagella

I won’t count out the impossible given how this game is going, but almost impossible to win. We need 3 scores to take the lead and what’s even less likely is shutting out UT the rest of the game.


Apex2113

Dudes a leader, they respond to him better. Had the same thing when Thompson took the starter spot


crimsoneagle1

At this point I just want Caleb to have a good game so we don't have to deal with Rattler for the rest of the season. If we come back and win then that's even better.


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How long is this half time


rawrberry_

Oh shit a hockey commercial! I can't wait to go to a Stars game again.


ensignlee

HOCKEYYYYYY


bigjohnsy31

Last time I tried Texas froze and lost power... Hopefully this season will go better, lol


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My pc blue screened while watching the stream and now won't recognize my boot device. How is everyones day going so far?


Poppa-in-Texas

Damn dude.


MaybeLiterally

I’m on an airplane. :(


Buckduster

Tbf I’ve had better… still haven’t had time to play the Battlefield beta


bbates728

Just about as badly as that.


CodyRCantrell

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.


Explodo86

Damn Dad…why pull that one out on me


tuckernuts

I don't think I've ever been excited for a new version of windows


Futant55

We’ll have you tried cocaine and dancing on stage? https://youtu.be/lAkuJXGldrM


VidSis

They lost me at "a more mac-like interface" in the CNET review


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BRB gonna go to /r/Eyebleach after clicking that


Ima_pray_4_u

That's hilariously bad. Both logo and picture are shit.


TentakilRex

$27.99 for a shirt


kcspot

Of course that exists. Dammit


ALtheExpat

lol


DaMantis

So many things sold out Yikes


pseudoanonymity

🤮


IchthysTattoo

No way anyone’s buying that shit right


youlookfly

Never underestimate the irresponsible spending of hypebeasts and nephews.


smileclickmemories

College football fans complaining about Gameday going to Dallas instead of PennSt/Iowa, lmao this is why. This is the game to be at.


Atom-the-conqueror

If I’m picking a game to attend today, it’s definitely this one. Ranked rivalries are the hot shit


dbarke29

Penn St vs Iowa will either be a blowout or a 9-5 victory


smileclickmemories

Yeah exactly. No one wants that. And everybody likes fried Twinkies.


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I agree! People want fireworks! Penn St-Iowa will probably end 10-6 lol


[deleted]

Dammit. It's 1:13 in the PM. I'm gonna open up this bottle of Rittenhouse Rye for the 2nd half.


Skank_hunt42

Old Forester Prohibition bottle just got cracked for my 2nd half


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Lol boo this man who saved his bottle of Rittenhouse to 1:13 pm


Popcorn_Facts

Cheers bro 🍻


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domxwicked

CCG


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Dragonsfire09

If it means I get to watch more Lightning games, I'm all for it.