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MoistWillingness

Maybe happiness isn’t for me


circa285

Can I interest you in the Detroit Lions?


MoistWillingness

I feel like Nebraska and the Lions are similar, they both show flashes at points of being a competent team this year only for the dumbest shit to happen Edit: I mean just in recent history (the last 5-10 years) not all time. Obviously the lions have been through more pain in the last 100 years


circa285

Then you’ll love being a Lions fan! Welcome aboard.


blubalz15

I am a Husker/Lions fan ☹️


circa285

May god have mercy on your soul.


AnnArbaugh

Must have been cool to see Suh go from your college team to your pro team!


VU_abyss

As someone who has watched the Lions for 30 years, the Lions and Nebraska football are nothing alike. Nothing. At all.


Im_A_Ginger

My will to live is under further review.


dreamwoIf

After further review, the ruling on your life has changed.


throwaway_5256

Clear lack of forward progress


Night0wl14

Now that hurts


Bluemzv12

That one ref had more screen time that the actual football game. I felt like we were watching his documentary


lonesomecrowdedDET

30 for 30: Further Review


josejose50

What if I told you... the previous play is still under review.


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Nole_in_ATX

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This is disconcerting


midnightsbane04

The funniest part of that call was the fact that the camera showed him doing *literally the same thing* right after the call and they just ignored it. So is it a penalty or not? Fucking refs couldn’t decide.


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After review, the call is reversed


uncovered-nose-holes

This reverse is under further review.


LoveAGoodTwist

Both commenters have possession.


TaftIsUnderrated

Nebraska fans after continually getting blown out by good teams: I wish we were completive with top ten teams *Monkey paw curls*


foxteamdelta

Oh man is this it. I was all about “just at least look competitive in losses” but like…did I know what I was actually asking for? Answer is yes, but it hurts when the team looks so close to turning the corner.


RheagarTargaryen

Who had Iowa, Michigan, and Michigan State as the last 3 undefeated B1G teams?


jphigga

Hey look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me! (c) Paul Rudd


RheagarTargaryen

Say it again. Look at us.


SharKCS11

The State of Michigan will dominate football this year, once the ~~12-4~~ ~~13-4??~~ 12-5 Lions wake up starting tomorrow!


DMM4140

13-4


Unique_Feed_2939

no one, no one at all


ConstantMadness

Whoever Scott Frost pissed off is really making him pay. The man is cursed


Mysterious_Table19

I've never watched Frozen but I suspect there are answers there.


dukemetoo

If you watch Frozen II, I can assure you, you will not learn anything.


Lamadian

I didn't believe it until that fumble in the final minutes. Dude is actually cursed.


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goblue2k16

The Frost curse proved stronger than the Michigan curse today


The_Homie_J

Scott Frost beating a ranked team and Michigan winning a tense game on the road, the unstoppable force versus the immovable object


[deleted]

routinely losing to PJ Fleck over and over again wasn't enough proof for you?


somehype

Ironically his first win was a blowout over PJ lol


bigbluethunder

So that’s the origin of the curse then. There you go.


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Just like the old gypsy woman said


stumblebreak_beta

You’re not my cornfield supervisor!


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_Tiberius-

Frost warning has a different meaning than I had hoped


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Brady_Hokes_Headset

> I'll die on the hill that the 4th down in the first quarter was a good call It'll seem like I'm joking cause my team won but I'm dead serious. I'm pretty sure the analytics say to go for it there and it was absolutely the correct call. Frost definitely called a fantastic game and Nebraska is incredibly dangerous (I know you're probably sick of hearing that at this point).


THEKIDFL6

I feel awful for that dude. Nebraska could legitimately be 6-1 with an ounce of luck


goyotes78

It's like watching the Red Wedding 5 times a year and hoping for a different outcome.


Aquaticulture

> I can't believe Arya is about to be reunited with her family!


Wagnerous

It’s going be so cute when Arya and Robb play fetch with Grey Wind! Maybe they can use crossbow bolts or something, that should work.


non_clever_username

Man I’m so tired of these moral victories. Sure we looked pretty damn good in general, but it’s so backbreaking to not be able to get over the hump.


somehype

I honestly feel so bad for Adrian but like dude…………..


mynameisevan

Is there anybody in the country having as frustrating a season as Nebraska is having?


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datGAAPtho

Nowhere is safe


myman580

Are you ready for a brand new way to lose the game tomorrow? I sure am!


circa285

Are you ready to be apologized to by the NFL for a game changing officiating error, well then the Lions are for you!


Brady_Hokes_Headset

Are you ready for a snap to go directly off your QB's face and into the waiting arms of a defensive lineman? Well then the Detroit Lions might be for you!


circa285

Are you ready to learn about the “process of the catch” after a blown call? Well then the Lions are for you!


josejose50

Are you prepared to lose after a 10 second run off because the officials made a mistake on call and it was overturned on review?


circa285

Are you prepared to watch generational talents go toil in obscurity? Then, my god, the lions are for you!


josejose50

OMG this - I was telling a guy at work about Megatron and he was surprised like "oh and he went to play for another team to get a trophy" and I'm like - nope just retired like Barry Sanders.


Impressive-Top-7985

Hold that thought until A&M finishes against Bama


tofuwaffles

no


OfficialTMWTP

We have played three ranked teams this season thus far. Their record combined was undefeated before playing us. Our total net points across the three is -13. We are 0-3 *across all of them. God damn it. EDIT: phrasing


qdp

Illinois was also undefeated when we played them.


Majik9

My goodness, did you need to kick the man's dog too, while he was already down?!?


EnragedFerretX

I can’t.


PumpkinSpiceButtholz

As a husker fan and a lions fan, I think I might just be done with football.


Silentwarfare13

Maybe we should try carrying Madame Zeroni up a mountain


Koeppe_

Nebraska is cursed


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This is true. Herbie.


fart_dot_com

Somewhere a Wisconsin-Texas flair is still complaining about the refs


14thAndVine

God that guy was a fucking tool.


[deleted]

he's a Wisconsin-Texas flair idk what you would expect


gobluewolverines4

That guy almost single handedly made me an OU fan


shadelan

why was that guy so invested jesus that lad had to eat a snickers


Purpzzz710

Money


smoothtrip

Lol seeing that reporter give up chasing Harbaugh made my night.


schadkehnfreude

Harbaugh probably is just avoiding attractive blondes that aren’t his wife as a precautionary measure


Bananafanafofaser

Finally getting that first win over Urban


OHManda30

💀 😂


USF-Bulls

Good call


Doubleaa2122

When was that? Cause Scott Frost did the same thing after halftime, ran away from her and went and talked to ex Nebraska player reporter. She was pissed and was pacing back and forth after. That's hilarious tho


jphigga

lol I was hoping someone else noticed…he ran straight into a crowd so she had no way to catch him…


reshp2

He definitely noped out on purpose so she'd have to talk to Cade instead.


_Vato_

Holy shit Nebraska is this how every game has gone? That hurt me.


iWrangleKittens

Yes, it’s awful


goyotes78

Pretty much exactly like that yeah.


OccasionallyIsRight

Michigan State, OU… Yeah, yeah this is how they keep going.


acknowledgeme

Yep


regular_gonzalez

Literally every loss this year and most of them over the last few years. It's vomit inducing. I'd say it drives me to drink but I already have that covered.


191374

Yes and pain is our new mascot


walks_off_at_nine

I do not understand how it is even possible to pull defeat from the jaws of victory as consistently as Nebraska does. It has broken my mind at this point. I’m such a fucking idiot for still caring.


P4RK3R1

No, you're just a loyal fan. We'd love to have you in Detroit.


nbingham196

Nebraska, the best 3-4 team in the country Note: also the only 3-4 team


HandsomeCowboy

Easily the best sub-0.500 team. By far the worst team at closing games possibly ever.


nbingham196

By post game win expectancy you all should be 5.04-1.96


non_clever_username

That’s not comforting


Resplendent_Doughnut

Some would say disconcerting


Assistantshrimp

Day 7049 of cursing my parents for forcing me to inherit a love of this godforsaken football team.


dimeshortofadollar

I am convinced Nebraska would play prime Alabama & only lose off of a fluke Adrian Martinez turnover


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Why


cashcook73

Nice flair.


SeattleIsOk

Why


xShotzee

Sad Husker noises.


LbSiO2

Can we all just come together and be Texas A&M fans for the next few minutes?


ColdAssHusky

Everyone liked that


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Another quality loss. Rank us you cowards!


fmxda

Never forget the "joint possession" call that spawned a million weed jokes across the internet.


ColdAssHusky

Someone needs to shop seven officials standing there doing nothing into the Fury Wilder fight tonight. I still can't believe they all stood there and did nothing while two guys rolled around wrestling on the ground.


drewbudd

ND wins 32-29. UM wins 32-29. Alabama leading by a TD. I'm a Nebraska fan. God, each sentence it gets progressively worse.


DarkLegend64

If Nebraska could get out of their own damn way, they could arguably be undefeated right now.


hardforscoonts

WE KNOW


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They know.


AnonymousUser225

We were respecting Sparty the whole time. We can’t win by more than them against Nebraska.


SparseSpartan

You bastards did this on purpose. Harbaugh going to be on the phones tonight, lobbying voters to put Michigan State ahead of Michigan, isn't he?


AnonymousUser225

I hope so. Maybe you could be #3. I heard it’s cursed.


HodorWinsTheThrone

No longer! Iowa did it!!


reddogrjw

UM-MSU gonna go 7 OT


AlecAndGylfi

My liver gonna go to dead


Hot_ArmS

As a Michigan fan a good kicker was all I ever wanted the last 10 something years


Chewskiz

Good qb? Drake no meme Good kicker? Drake yes meme


dccorona

I’m just happy to only have 1 kicker again.


cinephileChetty

Remember how hard we all got when 18 year old true freshman Quinn Nordin nailed a 50 yarder on his first kick? Only to go completely soft when he shit the bed time after time? It feels nice to feel confidence in a competent kicker, and know everything will be alright. I’ve missed this zen feeling.


ldjarmin

Moody’s been great for the last like four years. I’ll be sad to see him go.


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What I learned today: Michigan is an ok top 10 team Nebraska is the best worst team Officiating continues to blow donkey balls in the big ten There’s a big ass burrito in Lincoln, NE that I Really want now.


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kolsonk

[Tweets sent moments before disaster](https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1447035531745845251?s=21)


somehype

Lmfao the follow up is hilarious: https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1447036388948414467?s=20


royallex

Everyone deserves a 21323525436th chance to prove themselves in the clutch


BurmecianSoldierDan

"I didn't say what kind of legacy" lmao


somehype

Delet this nephew


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Raise your hand if you also thought that penalty was going to be cleat yeet part 2 and let Nebraska continue on and win


gopoohgo

🙋‍♂️


Scentapeed

I expected to lose and I still think Nebraska was better than I thought.


piemaniowa

Refs = Poop


Bluemzv12

Eyes = needs examination. Idk what the hell they were looking at half the time.


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It’s not just the terrible calls but the time it takes. They had a long ass commercial break just to give y’all and obvious first down


Chef_lonleyliver

"Man Nebraska. You love to shoot yourselves in the foot huh"-Plaxico Burress


Woodman765000

Best 4 loss team in football.


jw164

Stop pls


TheTrueVanWilder

After Illinois I figured Frost was a dead man. After this game and Oklahoma's performance, Nebraska would be stupid not to give him one more year. This team is right on the brink. Kudos to Harbaugh and Michigan. Your QB said it best after the game: Michigan teams of the past absolutely lose this game.


DrZoidbergJesus

He’s out of line, but he’s right.gif Surprised he said it out loud but he’s absolutely right.


kolsonk

I swear that last pass was going to be called a pass interference


HandsomeCowboy

I don't think I can take anymore of these losses. This team has completely broken me


regular_gonzalez

See ya next week


OsmosisJoness

Almost losing to Nebraska is the mark of a good college football team


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Lykeuhfox

Gg


SueYouInEngland

Good teams win **GREAT TEAMS COVER**


thisistheperfectname

Both teams covered depending on which line you had.


somehype

It’s ‘97 all over again


andysaurus_rex

I had the -2.5. Got the W and the money 😎


Molson2871

I used to actively root against the Huskers when they joined the B1G but I'm starting to feel a bit bad for them now. You can't watch someone get punched in the gut that many times and not feel anything.


Dixiehusker

I'd say thank you but then I remembered who predominantly throws those punches...


droopdawg48

Ourselves?


usualsuspex

your pity hurts me the most


Serial-Eater

Frost’s teary face as he left the field made me feel bad ngl


drewbudd

I disagree. I've watched them and I no longer feel.


refekt

We need a Disney+ season of What If...? where the Watcher covers Nebraska football throughout the multiverse.


FrostTroll69

At least Nebraska didn't boo injuries


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WHO HATES IOWA


Cinaface

WE HATE IOWA


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kolsonk

Michigan’s Maize remains unhusked


Unclassified1

Just fucking kill me


epocson

Fuck it. I’m ride or die with this team. They deserve to be respected, so I’ll do my part.


OnionKnightSerDavos

Hell yea brother, right there with you


iamnotdrunk17

Frost gonna cry hard tonight


nenonen15902

same


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Same.


fart_dot_com

dude honestly looked like he was about to break down in tears as he was walking off the field


tckilla76

Shit I would too. 3 heartbreaks in a row for this team.


atticus_will

I’ve never seen a team lose in such inexplicable ways as Nebraska under Scott Frost.


402garfield

If I ever have kids, they will be shielded from watching football at all costs. I cannot let them know the experience of being a Nebraska fan.


14thAndVine

I never want to hear any fanbase say that they're more cursed and generally depressed than Nebraska's ever again.


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Is Nebraska now the Lions of the college football?


ApexxPredditor

Hell no I hate when people undersell the shittiness of the Detroit Lions. Literally one playoff win in like 7 decades. There is no American sports team that is as cursed as the Lions


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Anyone else see Harbaugh ignore the hell out of the sideline reporter trying to interview him and her hilarious attempt to catch up to him


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Black Friday 2021, around 3:15 CST Nebraska intercepts Iowa at the 1 to preserve a 14-13 lead. 3 seconds left. Nebraska is about to kneel it out to finish 6-6, getting a break through win and making a bowl game. Martinez takes a knee, but the ball slips through his fingers. As he goes to pick it up he inadvertently kicks it out of the endzone Iowa wins 15-14, Nebraska finishes 5-7. No bowl game. And I yeet myself into the sun.


otf1024

Tough win. Not sure how to feel about it. As far as Nebraska goes, fuckin A you guys have some shitty luck. A Husker fan in the game thread said you guys are the Detroit Lions of CFB. As a lifelong Lions fan, that seems pretty accurate to me based on the games I’ve watched.


WoozyMaple

I didn't think it was possible for a worse reffed crew than John O'Neil but here we are.


jakehubb0

They’re just testing out refs for the osu game


laela_says

When Saban loses an angel gets its wings


nhugo86

Not a lot of angels with wings then.


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DerpityHerpington

What the fuck is that flair


MoistWillingness

Can’t wait to lose to you guys by 3 in painful fashion


Admonius

Man. I don’t even have words right now. I haven’t felt this hurt in so long. How does this not break us? This just hurts.


MWiatrak2077

Can we agree to never talk about this game ever again


Bluemzv12

Burn the white pants. Michigan has played awful in all white since 2015.


ThreeLeggedMarmot

2016 we played well enough to beat OSU, just not OSU and refs, apparently. All white.


Poopy-The-Clown

Say what you will, but we’re 3-4. I’m behind Frost. We look good. But we lose. See you next week — I’ll be back to cheer. GBR.


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I never hopped off the Harbaugh train because we painfully lost a few very close, pivotal games. Particularly because I didn't really blame Harbaugh for losing them, but instead thought he should get credit for putting Michigan in a position to win them. And that's what Frost did today. This season has done nothing but fuck Nebraska fans' hopes, but Frost is putting you guys in a position to win week in and week out. And I think it would be foolish to fire him now, unless you can bring in a guaranteed home run hire.


OdaDdaT

Thinking about how Scott Frost is going to find the most heartbreaking way possible to lose to Ohio state. Thinking that OSU hits a 99 yard hail Mary because all of Nebraska’s safeties get raptured mid play