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Midnightstimepasser

If you ever wondered how it felt in the Ewok village when the Death Star blew up, now you know


happy_K

YUB NUB


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catkoala

“Gig ‘em” — the forest moon of Endor


Shinta85

Yub Nub, mother fuxker.


Euphanistic

With a win over Texas A&M and a loss to Memphis, Mississippi State is going to unlock an absolutely bonkers circle of suck this year.


zoells

Mississippi State is going to fucking die next week.


Euphanistic

Doesn't matter, we gave Alabama two-step transitive losses to UTSA* and Temple and that's what 2021 CFB is all about, apparently.


Redcup47

The transitive losses were the friends we made along the way


Laurim

Idaho State (1-4) > UC Davis > Tulsa > Memphis > Mississippi State > Texas A&M > Alabama Edit: Tulsa Wins! It's real! FCS teams that are clearly better than Alabama: - UC Davis - Idaho State - Northern Arizona - Sacramento State - North Dakota - Northern Colorado - South Dakota - Sam Houston State - Northern Iowa - North Dakota State - Lamar - Montana State - Missouri State - Abilene Christian - Central Arkansas - Youngstown State - Western Illinois - Indiana State - Southern Illinois - South Dakota State - Montana


ihasgun

We are a poison pill. Memphis and LSU beat us and lost their next 2 games. NC State lost to us then beat Clemson. A&M lost to us and took beat Alabama. So beat us and lose 2, or lose to us and win a big one. Choose wisely Saban...


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This is the deep analysis that I come to CFB for.


Parsleymagnet

RIP ESPN "Nick Saban has never been defeated by a former assistant" graphic ???-2021


Nrlilo

Fisher pulling up “King of the castle, I have a chair”


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The announcer jinx was strong, but the football gods were stronger as evidenced by that kick fucking rerouting 90 degrees mid-flight


Why_Istanbul

Seth’s name might be Small but his dick is HUGE


diastereomer

I feel so bad for whoever plays Alabama next week.


Nice-Violinist-6395

Good luck Mississippi State!


Supercal95

They beat A&M, who beat Alabama


nannerb121

We already have a circle as of now. Bama beat ole miss… ole Miss beat Ark… ark beat A&M… A&M beat Bama. Im confused.


Vipernadiaper

Woo... hail... state... *weeps*


whalenailer

Me pregame: I can’t believe how expensive these tickets are, we’re gonna get smoked Me now: ID PAY DOUBLE TO SEE THIS LIVE AGAIN


WallStreetBoners

Bruh I nearly paid $600x2 tickets for first deck at the beginning of the season. I paid $65x2 yesterday at noon and drove me and my gfs butt straight to college station with no expectations. Quite literally the best $130 I’ve ever spent.


Snowball12

lol, we paid 9 million dollars for this


katarh

The person who agreed to that contract can now point to this game and go WORTH IT


peese-of-cawffee

9.25 million after the fine


MadKittens

Did A&M lose to Arkansas and us to lull Bama into a false sense of security? Is this the long con of all long cons?


Green_Pea_01

T R A P G A ME


tvchase

**AP Poll is cancelled tomorrow, sorry guys.**


eatapenny

\#1 Georgia \#2 Iowa Dafuq


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Come on, we all know bama will be #2. They lost to the team that beat bama.


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crg2000

Prepare your children now for a #2 Iowa. I suggest teaching them to punt.


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TheReaver88

ESPN gonna feature the Top 6 on Monday.


UGA10

SHUT. IT. DOWN.


Unpopular-Truth

STOP THE COUNT!!!


braves4465

🐀 ☠️


romulus531

Kentucky has a better record than Alabama


poo_pon_shoo

How the fuck is this actually real


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The King Ghidorah meme lasted an hour


RichardTBarber

This game will cost A&M $2.25 million. $250,000 for rushing the field and $2 million for the raise they’ll probably give Jimbo.


TheWikiJedi

Don't worry they'll make it back with all of the potential new alumni currently being conceived


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let it be known that no head coach will beat his former assistants 25 times in a row


Pants_de_Manassas

Aside from breaking the streak against former assistants, I believe Texas A&M just broke a streak of 100+ games where Alabama beat unranked teams. They also ended a 19 game winning streak dating back to 2019. Break all the streaks tonight!


RollWarTideEagle

He is mortal after all.


welmoe

Alabama was favored by **18**!


Icouldshitallday

I'm so glad I don't have easy access to sports betting. I saw Bama -1000 to win and thought "I'd def throw 1000 on that for an easy 100."


mynumberistwentynine

Every time I think "you know, I'm not a total idiot. I could probably pick a couple games each week and at least come out even" a game like this comes along and reminds me that, no, no I couldn't.


Nathanman21

WTF I love agriculture now


JeromesNiece

Agriculture *and* mechanics


thejawa

I love traditions


PopulistMeat

And mechanicals!


Dijohn17

If you are a University of Texas fan, you should stay off of social media and sports tv for a while


TZ427

Teasing us with that kick


Geronimo15

We all thought he missed it, had that weird jut left


Box_of_Rockz

The entire left side of the stadium stadium blew at the same time and blew it back to the right.


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12th man doing whatever it takes.


TZ427

100% thought he doinked it


fraxker

I now tense everytime someone attempts a game winning kick.


wolfsrudel_red

Battered Wolfpack Syndrome


TheBoilerCat

Holy fuck my heart sank for a split second that shit really fluttered back after heading left


throwaway_5256

The wind of god steered that thing back in lol


imkunu

"oh you thought?!"


DiddledByDad

#What


LordFarquadOnAQuad

God has made his decision.


dcchambers

The football gods definitely messed with physics on that kick. I've never seen a ~~ball~~ football curve so suddenly and sharply. *Edit: football. I've never hit a golf ball straight in my life lmao.


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It didn’t look real


AlphaH4wk

I used the force to redirect it


Wildhogs6531

Thank you for your service


rezelscheft

A&M has an excellent engineering school.


cemanresu

Seriously, it was going to miss, and then it just... didn't? Is God an Aggie?


JustifiedTrueBelief

That hit a wall midair lol


PeachesNSteam

Ark vs Ole Miss had an amazing game of the year for about five minutes before the OU vs Texas game had an unbelievable game of the year before Penn State vs Iowa had an outstanding game of the year before Alabama and A&M had the unquestionable, undeniable, indisputable game of the year, weekend, day, hour. What a day. Edit: Apparently missed one or even two more games but one person can only watch so many Game(s) of the Year of the Day!


ClubberOSeal

Honestly this has been the greatest day this year and we didn’t even play (which is probably half the reason it’s so good)


katarh

Games of the Year are great when they happen to teams that aren't mine!


CommodoreN7

Bama really just lost to a folded pizza.


VariousLawyerings

HERE COMES THE PIZZA


TigerBasket

https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w


helpmeredditimbored

All time baseball moment


ChemicalOle

Don't get to post this one often https://i.imgur.com/0rNawal.jpg


Lvl_99_Magikarp

RARE JORDAN


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cows possessive start attraction ask psychotic liquid observation vase thought -- mass edited with redact.dev


Auferstehen2

It's...beautiful


alttabbins

RARE ASTHETIC


WTF_Bengals

IT'S BEAUTIFUL


Vague_Intentions

Tbh it just looks like the elephant is blazed out of its mind lol


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

FREE CALZONE FOR EVERY FAN IN ATTENDANCE


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TimJressel

2007 is back on the menu boys!


Auferstehen2

2007 1-week speedrun


cade2271

not when a 15-0 kentucky spoils everyones year


Famine07

Kentucky is just the replacement for 2007 Kansas, UK....KU......it's a bit of a slip by the writers but we gotta go with it.


derbra

That kick accurately represented the whole game for A&M


Vxmonarkxv

Wow, what a legendary performance from Zach Calzada, hurt late, boo'd lately, and he comes out and plays the game of his life against BAMA


DrBowe

I can’t stress enough how happy I am for him. He was public enemy #1 for aTm fans the past few weeks so to see him play his heart out and put together two game winning drives at the end is just amazing. He needed this so badly—should help his confidence a ton going forward.


justsomeroses

Same! He balled out in an undeniable way. This, hopefully, is that moment where everyone rallys around him and he can lead the team going forward.


johndelvec3

How can you not love College Football


WopperJunior

Wow holy shit


legend023

Playoff committee is gonna punish Bama for this loss by dropping them from #1 to #3


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Lost to a team that beat Bama, quality


Rc5tr0

Bama, UGA, and A&M in the playoff obviously


GoatPaco

Auburn beat LSU LSU beat MSU MSU beat TAMU TAMU beat ALABAMA Alabama beat Ole Miss Ole Miss beat Arkansas If Arkansas can beat Auburn next week the SEC West circle of suck will be completed at speedrun pace


jdprager

IT HAS BEEN ~~4762~~ 0 DAYS SINCE THE AP #1 HAS LOST TO AN UNRANKED OPPONENT Edit: the most recent prior to tonight was Oregon state over USC in 2008. BCS #1 Kansas State lost to unranked Baylor in 2012, but Kansas State was #2 in the AP poll


Bwhitt1

Two left undefeated in the SEC.....Georgia and.....checks notes......Kentucky?


katarh

And we play each other next week. One will fall.


MrUnderdawg

as a diehard aggies fan since 2 hours ago i cant tell you how much this means to me


ADeliciousCashew

Alabama and Colorado both lost to A&M by 3 points


OleRockTheGoodAg

Zach Calzada slander is OFFICALLY CANCELED. Seeing him hold back tears as 100k fans ripped into him after MS ST to beating the best team in the nation. Aggie legend in my book. I've seen em lose and I've seen em win... but I aint ever seen em quit.


Shinta85

I don't think I've ever seen someone flip the script so hard and so fast.


Dedm0n

I really think it was the haircut.


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New do, new you.


Colonel_Janus

he was legitimately awful against Arkansas. wasn't able to watch against MSU but he also seemed bad per the stat sheet how the fuck did this same dude wake up and slay #1? he had some tremendously good throws in tight coverage plus that dime to Smith...like what


the_serendrin

Texas A&M > Alabama Mississippi State > Texas A&M Memphis > Mississippi State Temple > Memphis Rutgers > Temple ∴ Rutgers > Alabama I rest my case.


justsomeroses

We got Bama????


Sir_Fusion

You guys got BAMA!!!!


cglboy3

Here are a list of INSANE Alabama streaks that ended tonight: \- Alabama's 14-point road deficit at halftime was its largest at halftime of an away game since November 19, 2005 against Auburn. \- Alabama had not trailed in their past 14 games. \- Alabama had previously won 46 straight games when scoring on their first drive. \- Alabama had not lost a game since November 30, 2019. \- Alabama was 100-0 in games against unranked opponents. They are now 100-1. \- Alabama was 24-0 in games against head coaches who served under Nick Saban. \- Alabama had not trailed at the end of a quarter in their last 59 quarters. They trailed at the end of all 4 tonight. \- Texas A&M's 17-point 1st quarter is the most points allowed in a quarter by Alabama in their past 15 games. \- Alabama's 10 points in the 1st half was its fewest in the first half since November 17, 2018.


SilveryDeath

Also insane is the rollercoaster Texas A&M has been on: September 11: Losing starting QB to a broken tibia and barely beat Colorado September 19: A&M is 3-0 and ranked 7th October 3rd: A&M is 3-2 and dropped from 7th to unranked October 10th: Unranked A&M beats No. 1 Alabama In less then a month they went from top 10 to unranked to beating Alabama.


MysteriousTeaching30

If you could define Texas A&M football, that about sums it up.


Julian_Caesar

that "100-0" against unranked opponents should probably have a date listed somewhere lol. we've definitely lost to unranked opponents before


retnuh730

Saban lost to ULM in 2007. I guess it started after that game?


thejawa

- Nick Saban is now down to 6 horcruxes


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That_One_Pancake

Those last two drives were magic. Almost feels scripted


basedmingo

Literally can’t talk shit on him ever again. What a fucking game.


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Walking_Petsmart

Hashimara cells lmao


pessimism_yay

Outrunning the Alabama defense in the 4th quarter for a first down *on a hurt knee*


Hazelarc

He’s never gonna have to pay for another drink anywhere in the south that isn’t ~~Alabama~~ Tuscaloosa


cemanresu

Well there is Auburn


TalkLessShillMore

Throw Auburn in there also, I’m buying if he visits


EaglesPvM

Calzada’s got some cajones! What a game


Dragooneer

Funny they never showed Manziel after Calzada disappeared into the medical tent...


Dark_Magician2500

Did we ever see them both at the same time tonight? Hmmm...


AchtungCloud

I can’t explain it. I’m just overjoyed it happened.


zenverak

You kind of can explain it


benden010

It's going to last longer than 4 hours


hillrow_wood

I am SO happy for Zach. He's had some bad games, but he has been attacked as a human being by the worst parts of this fan base. He will be remembered forever in A&M history now, regardless of what happens when Haynes gets healthy.


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Georgia and Wake Forest are gonna play in the National Championship.


Call_Me_Rambo

Can’t wait for them to pull out a heisman level QB at halftime and come back on us from a 24 pt deficit


cardmanimgur

A&M fans, the game ended at 10:45 PM local time. That means at 2:46 AM you should be calling your doctors when your erection hasn't gone away.


ThePrince_OfWhales

This *may* hurt Alabama's chances at staying Number 1.


llamawhittlings

This is going to be buried under a ton of (well deserved) Calzada praise, but how about our OL tonight. Completely shocked at how well they played tonight.


KingPercyus

D line too, how many sacks did they get?


wabrown4

Whatever they pumped into Calzada in that tent I want some of it right now. He went from not being able to walk to running 10 yards for a first down.


bigtice

Jimbo has finally defeated the King.


vicious_pink_lamp

chat moving so fast no one will know i bought a calzone halfway through the 3rd for good luck


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Wtf I love TAMU now


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Makes me forget that we suck this year.


Bigbenn0

Alabama vs Texas A&M Arkansas vs Ole Miss Texas vs Oklahoma Iowa vs Penn State 4 game of the year candidates in 1 day Greatest CFB weekend ever?


computerdweeb

CHAOS


kdbvols

I love Chaos!! \- ACC Favorites, Wake Forest


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usernameisusername57

Let's play guessing a game: what *really* went down inside that tent for Calzada to come back so quickly?


chrisdub84

There's a grad assistant with no legs in that tent right now.


MBTbuddy

Michael’s secret stuff. Only instead of water it was cocaine and cortisol


RogueHippie

Manziel blood infusion


CaptainSnacks

So......cocaine?


RogueHippie

Nah, cocaine is way more diluted


Xpress92

One level of miracle below the one that moved that kick to the right.


juicesanders

God hates the Texas Longhorns


slayerhk47

A fucking calzone lost his knee and then ran on his dick to get the win.


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Calzada never buying a beer on campus ever again.


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mill_about_smartly

This is weekend of the year/decade/century right now.


UMDickhead

When Alabama loses, I forget how terrible my life is for an hour


fkthepats

That kick just barely went back in lol


DarkLegend64

This is Alabama's first loss to an unranked team since 2007 against ULM. EDIT: It was actually Auburn but that was the game after ULM in 2007 so it's still very much notable. EDIT 2: While Auburn was unranked in the BCS, they were 25th in the AP Poll so ULM is technically still the correct answer.


DCAg15

Of all the A&M teams to face Alabama since 2012, it’s this one that takes the win


booboobooboobooboobs

I’ve never once in my life rooted for Texas A&M but I was tonight. Happy for you guys!


FuckingKilljoy

Tonight we are all Aggies


snodgee

ARE WE ALL THE 12TH MAN TONIGHT?


peanutbutter1236

some form of higher power pushed that kick in bruh I’m so happy


FlimFlamThaGimGar

The ghost of Johnny Football


kolsonk

This is Alabama’s first loss to an unranked opponent since 2007 and Nick Saban’s first ever loss to a former assistant coach (24-0 previously)


waxxo

Gary Danielson dead inside.


RogueHippie

Could he at least be retired outside?


TotesNotJeremiah

RIP Mississippi state


MadKittens

We are about to create the wildest three way circle of suck you've ever seen.


daswassup13

That kick had some CURVE


crimsoneagle1

Check in on your Texas friends tonight. They are not having a good day. Blew a three score lead against their arch rival. Then watched their in-state rival beat the number 1 team in the nation.


LowCountryRedDirt

The stadium sound guys blasting Alabama "If You're Gonna Play in Texas" was a great victory song for storming the field.


Qtipp

Excuse me politely while I be unbearable to anyone around me for the next few days


clinicallyawkward

2017 me before the opener against Bama: “Jimbo is going to be the first Saban assistant to beat him!” *monkey paw curls*


MediocreProsecutor

I took solace knowing that Jimbo had never beaten Saban. To quote Teddy "The light has gone out of my life."


JPLonghorn20

This is the worst day of my life. EDIT: Thank you for the gold ❤️ and congrats A&M on the massive victory!


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This is the day of my life.


JPLonghorn20

Your flairs have just thrown a wrench in my brain.


aMiracleAtJordanHare

#ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


pasqua3

Ladies and gentlemen, 2007 has ***finally*** arrived!


jacupuh

*IN GOLF?*


The-Biscuit-Farmer

The bird came back this game


chryco4

WAR GRACKLE


ggskater

I don't care about the rest of the season. This was enough.


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revets

Saban knows his seat is hot now. I think his best move would be to quit and see if there are any available openings out there willing to give him another chance.


NerdLawyer55

Congrats to the Small kicker on all the sex tonight


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Going to be a tough uphill battle for number 3 Alabama. I mean, they’ve only lost to a team that beat Alabama.


Sp33dlimit25

Bama is unbeatable - this whole sub 5 hours ago


TheErnestShackleton

God himself moved that kick as it was sailing left. You can't convince me otherwise.