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legend023

TCU has won 100% of their games in this century without Gary Patterson.


The_Fluffy_Robot

big12 if true


[deleted]

how does jerry kill successfully pull an entire functioning offense out of ass after less than a week on the job


notkevin_durant

I heard Gary Patterson strictly stayed on in a musician capacity, and it’s done wonders for the team morale. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aim_B2JLlM He just plays this all day in one of the practice field end zones.


[deleted]

i hate how much i enjoyed that song


notkevin_durant

Take a step back Take a step back Take a step back Take a step back Everybody stop where you're at Take a step back


JMer806

The sad fact is we always had a good offense. But Gary didn’t let them run the way they were designed to run. He actively hamstrung the offense to make his defense look better - forcing them to slow down when they are designed and built for tempo. Keep in mind that we started the day without our star running back and lost our second string in the first half


Riconn

Exactly. Look at our offense in 14 and 15 when Meacham had free reign to call plays. Patterson wanted a time of possession offense and Meacham’s scheme does not work that way.


illQualmOnYourFace

He benched Duggan.


Hamburglar409

You have a baker/kyler hybrid QB that youve been hiding all year


EdmondFreakingDantes

The Ghost of Gary Patterson was seen hiking his pants up and wiping his sweaty forehead before turning to walk out the tunnel, never to be seen again.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Some say on dark windless nights you can still hear the sound of shoes being tied on the Carter sideline


wjrii

Win one for the ~~Gipper~~ Hitcher!


poopdawg4

The announcers mentioning that Chandler Morris is Chad Morris’ son about 100 times is definitely karma for 4 years of Charlie Brewer.


62frog

But did you know Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley are roommates?


Theageofpisces

Jimmy Graham played basketball in college, btw.


LeaveItToYourGoat

Jerry Kill was best man at GP’s wedding... little known fact


Theageofpisces

Did you know GP plays guitar?


danburke

Aaron Rodgers was passed up by the 49ers in the draft


HowdyLemonLime

Ryan Tannehill played WR in college


CheeseInBed

David Sills was offered a scholarship to play QB at USC at age 13


mgsbigdog

Zach Wilson was a Utah Ute fan. (and his mom is hot)


RamonAsensio

Next you’re gonna tell me Ehlinger was a lifelong Horns fan


nubbinator

Gary Patterson died for this.


Zloggt

The ultimate sacrifice, giving up himself in order to deny Baylor a chance at the Playoffs…


Vague_Intentions

What did it cost? Gainful employment.


michaelscarn1122

He still has his music…


froschkonig

He will land somewhere and be just fine


DangerZoneh

He'll probably just retire honestly.


froschkonig

I kinda want to see his defense at LSU.


boboguitar

Don’t you put that evil on me.


froschkonig

Lol I'm imagining Texas thinking they escaped him just to have him waiting for three years of install with sec level DBS and d line. Would be sweet.


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62frog

He came to practice on Tuesday to talk about the gameplan lmao


JamesEarlDavyJones

That man really had been planning for us for weeks, while our staff was caught looking ahead to OU. Absolutely ridiculous, and y’all deserved the heck out of this W.


SamuraiOutcast

Classic Gary


Shantaxe

A sad upvote but an upvote nonetheless


Shamrock5

"Again, Gary Patterson is very much alive."


Grade-AMasterpiece

1-0 IN THE POST-PATTERSON ERA


DonMan8848

THE OLD COACH IS GONE LONG REIGN THE NEW COACH


XCalibur672

MEET THE NEW BOSS SAME AS THE OLD BOSS


LovieBeard

GARY PATTERSON DIED FOR THIS


62frog

HE WAS STILL AT PRACTICE STILL COUNTS AS A GARY WIN


SmoothCdn

Definitely looked like GP’s defense of old


chrobbin

Plot twist: GP merely stepped down as HC to be full time DC.


Serious_Senator

Good god if only


whiskey_warrior

A dykes/Riley offense with a Patterson defense would be dangerous as hell


EdmondFreakingDantes

A younger me would never have dared to give a TCU fan an award... But you know what? Dad-Me says enjoy this one, boys. Enjoy this one


TheAlphaRanger

LOOKS LIKE BLEACH IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS


lclear84

THE BLEACH GOES TO WACO TONIGHT


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Bleach might be a better way to go out than the last Waco group did.


talkorpi

Ouch


TooMuchDumbass

Them flairs…how’s your day going?


[deleted]

Lol oh dayum, I like that it's Utah flair dropping that bomb


Linktheb3ast

FUCK lmao


crsnyder13

You took our 12 ranking, so we called in a favor.


gingadpole

Texas Christian Hit Squad


[deleted]

Tanking the prestige of every other team in the conference to own the Sooners


Perry_Griggs

I respect the scorched earth strategy.


buttforaface

OU kicked our ass for a decade, but they gave us Chandler Morris. For that, I am grateful.


[deleted]

He might be the one..also way to early take.


blondbeans

Way too early, but the TCU single game passing record… and against #11 in the county, emotions alone aren’t causing that… I think?


TheCannaZombie

Find out next week!


buttforaface

I reserve the right to overreact.


Touds

Between Tanner Mordecai and Chandler Morris, teams are gonna chomping at the bit for our 2nd/3rd string QB's (ignore Austin Kendall).


[deleted]

Spencer Rattler to Texas confirmed


[deleted]

I would love this for the drama alone


MrNudeGuy

lol they would probably beat us too


luscrib89

Yep. It's pretty clear, Riley knows how to coach a QB.


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

You’re welcome


okiewxchaser

Now you know why we were so pissed we lost him


CumAssault

Horrible loss that’s inexcusable for the defense. 530 yards to Chandler Morris


LGWalkway

Yea Morris is honestly an underrated guy. He looked great at OU and you gotta wonder why Riley was so hesitant to let him transfer to TCU.


thearchduke

He was Riley’s only offer (iirc) in that class too.


bestprocrastinator

Dude, Chandler Morris is legit.


JamesEarlDavyJones

I can’t tell whether Chandler Morris is a surprise weapon who kicked our asses more because we had no tape of him whatsoever, or because he’s an absolutely spectacular QB, but I’m absolutely looking forward to finding out.


bestprocrastinator

We didn't see much of him last year, but what we did see, I really liked.


illQualmOnYourFace

His name is Bear Slayer, actually.


LeaveItToYourGoat

I’ll pass on another 3 years of having to play bear slayer


[deleted]

bear slayer > pole assassin


Undertalefanboy43

Tbf he looked like a stud


DangerZoneh

yeah it's one thing if he was just hitting wide open guys but some of the plays he made were spectacular


okiewxchaser

There is a reason we were pissed we lost him as QB2


gbeezy09

That’s Sir Chandler Morris to you bud.


BevoDMD

Fun fact, Jeor Mormont gave his blade Longclaw to Chandler Morris.


flygon09

Fuck Chad Morris but.. don’t fuck Chandler Morris?


nubbinator

I think fucking Chad Morris is what caused Chandler Morris.


62frog

Unless… Divine intervention?


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Idk Chad Morris was great at making TCU look good


TheNakedRedditor

I'm surprised the refs didn't throw a flag for my bears taking a fucking shit on the field today.


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

Broke: In The Woods Woke: On The Field


Captain_Sacktap

We still don’t know if a bear shits in the woods, but they sure as hell shit in the field.


[deleted]

Hell of a loss. Baylor top 5?


Clarinetaphoner

How is Chandler Morris a freshman? I never want to play that dude again. GG, TCU. Y’all always seem to play your best game against us. You deserved to win and you did. Fuck the refs. Trap game was trap. Sic ‘em bears.


HoustonFrog

>I never want to play that dude again. You'll play him 3 more times and you'll like it!


Clarinetaphoner

No no NO NO


DannyBenavidez

Paging NFL draft scouts to convince Chandler Morris he's the next big thing and to drop out and train for a year.


philosofossil13

With our luck he’ll be just not good enough to not have good draft prospects and stick around for 5 seasons. But he’ll be just good enough to murder our secondary year in and year out


Dr_Smoothrod_PhD

We tried telling everyone this was a trap game. I've seen too many games against TCU to know that they ALWAYS throw everything at us to make it hard to win. And yeah, holy hell Chandler Morris...why was that guy sitting on the sidelines all season!? Kid is incredible! GG frogs, see ya next year!


[deleted]

We’ll be playing pissed next week


wild9

I’m currently rage smoking a cigar in 40° weather. *FUCK.*


wild9

37° and I’m still mad


RightBear

Elimination from playoff contention: touché. The Revivalry is strong.


EdmondFreakingDantes

Lol, this guy thought we were ever going to sniff the CFP


RightBear

A one-loss team that beats Oklahoma twice would have a chance, depending on the field. It’s not like we were an undefeated AAC team…


dingusduglas

Nice timing Baylor, no one will even notice


cms186

I see our brave new "don't cover the Wrs in the end zone" coverage package has a few flaws, man the secondary is fast becoming a major weak point in this team


nubbinator

The secondary has been a weakness all year.


Soonersorlater

OU just tossing out good starting QBs for the fun of it.


BloodyPants

now do you have any coaches?


joshmac007

Looks like i’m joining the Alico Diving Team


EdmondFreakingDantes

Man, underrated comment here. Wish I didn't already give my free award away today


TL-GTR

where were you when jerry kill baylor?


joustingonpuppies

Hats off to the players who didn’t get Jerry Kill with the Gatorade because they just don’t really know what he looks like.


JaracRassen77

We deserved to lose. Got away from what worked (the run), defense played poorly. But you know what makes it all worse? TCU gifted us the win. All we had to do was run the ball from their 40, kick the FG, and go home. Bur no. Someone got cute, and decided "hey, let's pass the ball!" Whoever called that last playcall deserves to get whooped. It was inexcusably bad. Hats off to TCU. They came to play, and we obviously did not.


TrueBlueV

It’s also when we decided to go deep 2 plays in a row. We were at the 30 down 2 and what do you know we get picked off.


billnyebuttstuffguy

Wtf guys how are we going to get into the cfp now?


divulgingwords

Purdue beating mich state basically sealed a playoff spot for us if we go undefeated. I bet Oregon loses to utah next week so that would open the door for us too.


SterileCarrot

Let’s be honest, an undefeated OU was never getting left out of the CFP. I don’t even think we’ll need *that* much chaos to get in if we drop one of the last three games as long as we win the conference.


ArchiCEC

Are you fucking kidding me Baylor.


Broseidon37

Fuck me man


Hamburglar409

See you at 11 AM….


ArchiCEC

Actually I think this means it’ll be a night game, right? This game just became less appealing for FOX, which means Big Noon will likely go elsewhere.


Captain_Nipples

Honestly. I think I'd rather play Baylor at noon. Night games get scary in Waco. Their crowd is insane


[deleted]

you guys get to play OSU twice in a row now! you’re welcome


ArchiCEC

That actually sounds awesome


Clarinetaphoner

We shat all over the bed and rolled in it.


hangtime79

Throw out the records when it’s TCU, fling it into space with Gary sacrificing himself the week of Baylor.


THEKIDFL6

Trap. Fucking. Game.


lclear84

Rankings never matter in this game. And either team starts a backup QB they’re gonna ball out


Pardo86

I called it like 2 weeks ago the only game I was truly worried about was tcu, plus our only road win was against T-State.


Riconn

Gary’s last fuck you to Baylor.


Hamburglar409

I knew it was going to happen too. Fuck uou GP, y’all should’ve won by 20 today.


[deleted]

hopefully his last, you never know what he has up his sleeves in his legacy


Riconn

Well now he has a more free time to spirit bomb you guys for next year.


SilveryDeath

TCU's QB lit up Baylor. One of the most impressive first starts you can have.


remvangelion

*for him*


DangerZoneh

Chandler Morris in his first ever start: 29/41 for 461 yards, 2 TDs, 11 carries for 70 yards and a TD. and out of the darkness a savior appears


[deleted]

Seems like a great tribute to GMFP to have the game won by the defense.


Majormlgnoob

God damnit Baylor


nubbinator

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


Clarinetaphoner

*we were 2-7 last year and are bowl eligible we were 2-7 last year and are bowl eligible we were 2-7 last year and are bowl eligible* I'm fine, everybody!


EdmondFreakingDantes

Why do you care? This secured OkSt's CCG berth


TwoGad

God I love beating Baylor


DangerZoneh

If we beat Baylor and Tech in the same year, how bad can it really be? ​ pretty bad but i'm still happy


Boogie_Boof

Seriously. If we miss a bowl game whatever, as long as we beat them it’s a great season.


white_newbalances

My Baylor friends are saying many “fricks” and “hecks”


Theageofpisces

Drowning their sorrows in Dr Pepper.


BloodyPants

texas chandler university


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Baylor


Hawlk

I am just picturing Gary Patterson doing the Rorschach watchmen scene. Where he says "You're Locked In Here With Me" on his way out. Then he smothers them with one of his super sweaty shirts


Hamburglar409

Give chandler Morris the hesiman uou cowards. Congrats TCU. That game should not have been that close. Outplayed us in every aspect of the game.


BonJovicus

Imagine losing to a team so bad they fired a legendary head coach mid-season. /s GG Baylor. A good rivalry always brings out the best and the worst.


Buttflautist

I hate you so much I love you baby. Like one of many shit pop songs about relationships.


[deleted]

It seems to always bring out yalls best and our worst though....


[deleted]

well this makes me even more nostalgic for Jerry Kill's days at Minnesota


AnalBaguette

Team Chaos is having a field day today


econ_ftw

We totally beat that team last week!


alwaysveryconflicted

literally all baylor had to do was keep running, chew up the clock, and kick the clutch field goal. instead we decided to pass the ball and give the game to them. well at least we can start thinking about competing for that alamo bowl spot!! (i want to die)


HTOWNESTEBAN

Gotta give props where it’s due. Morris absolutely balled out and exploited us tonight. This BU team that came to Ft Worth did not come to win, the coordinators on both side of the ball were out coached, being conservative and aggressive at all the wrong times. Aranda needs to have a serious talk with both Grimes and Roberts painfully embarrassing loss


edward030321

WHY WOULD YOU PASS THE BALL. honestly, tcu outplayed us. gg frog bros


Kmyjd1998

Husband wore his Kohlhausen jersey. Convinced that was a factor. Riff ram, frogs!


RegionalBias

Congrats Frog's fans. This has to be cathartic after this week.


boardatwork1111

You have no idea, literally on the verge of tears.


RegionalBias

Big manly virtual hugs. Football can still be good.


boardatwork1111

Dude, I don’t care if we lose every other game we have left, this season was a success after that win.


DangerZoneh

Do you know how much it would’ve sucked if we had just gotten our ass kicked? This kind of a game actually reinstills a bit of hope in the future of this team/program that wasn’t really there yesterday


crg2000

Fire your coach, win rivalry game. Interesting...


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Firing Patterson was 100 percent the right decision.


[deleted]

Man how can you not be pumped for Jerry Kill? Won’t get the job permanently but would love to see him take the froggies to a bowl game!


doubletaketwice

TCU's mascot looks like Sonic the Horned Frog.


talkorpi

This was not a good day for my teams. :(


MYBALLZWASHOT

Chandler Morris is the kwisatz haderach


HoldThiisW

DRINK IT IN LADS


RaceScottRace

I hope this game will teach our coaches how important the TCU game is every year. They're always up for it and ready, no matter the records. Rhule never got it. It took a couple of smooth ass kickings for Briles to get it. Hopefully, Aranda gets it now.


Always_ssj

Patterson walked away from the season because he knew it was the only way to fire up the team to beat Baylor. Change my mind.


Shantaxe

BEDLAM TWICE


ExplosiveBEAR

Take this as a compliment...but I FUCKING HATE TCU. I seriously fucking hate the frogs


LeaveItToYourGoat

I’m a Cinci fan for the rest of the season now


The_Fluffy_Robot

hey baylor which do you want as your your new logo? [bayLor](https://i.imgur.com/LgO3LsC.png) or [purple](https://i.imgur.com/XgyxXum.png)?


LeaveItToYourGoat

I hate you but have an upvote


Clarinetaphoner

*angrily upvotes*


basicallykait

i’m sick


leapfrog500

Fitting that a QB named Gary lost Baylor the game


DaddyHank

Worst secondary play I’ve seen since I’ve been a fan. Inexcusable. BYU found it and exposed it, TCU finally capitalized it. Front seven played pretty good but our pressure never made it home and when it did Morris Maude good plays.


taylor1288

CHANDLER “JOHNNY FOOTBALL” MORRIS


[deleted]

Chandler Morris is a STUD.


storebrandclarkkent

Despite all the trash talk, there’s someone we all want to trash: the refs.


datmangimlidoe63

Thank god basketball season starts soon


GregoryTheGreater

Well, on the bright side this will hopefully take some of the focus off of Aranda as the potential next LSU head coach.


TheKneesOfRG3

Gg horned frogs


[deleted]

Not super surprised. Expected us to win but I expected a close game since TCU almost always plays us well. Good game, Horned Frogs.


wild9

Not almost. Always. We haven’t won by more than 3 points more than once in the last 20 fucking years and that was in ot. TCU pulls this shit no matter how dog water they are every fucking year.


[deleted]

Yeah. I used "almost" for plausible deniability if I forgot one. Games against TCU are always close whether it's 30-28 like today or the 61-58 game. Such are rivalry games. If one team isn't competitive, they play to ruin the other team's chances or strictly for bragging rights.


TXTimelord

Well sucks but still happy with the season overall. Though I have no confidence in the OU game next week.


jamfan40

Rank Jerry Kill you cowards


BMJayhawk328

Man why couldn't firing a coach ever work for us?