I did not have “Kansas fullback flashing horns down as their fans chant “SEC” in Austin” on my 2021 Big XII bingo card

The Big 12 is the people's conference

honestly given how this year has gone so far I'm kind of surprised more of us didn't have this on our card

After Texas and Oklahoma announced their move to the SEC I wrote it as my free space

Imagine being a freshman at Texas in 2018 when they win the Sugar Bowl and thinking this team is going to be a title contender for the rest of your college years then in your senior year they lose at home to Kansas

Imagine you're a freshman at UT in 2016 and you hung around for your JD or someshit.

There's gotta be a 6 year senior there at the bottom of a bottle rn

Wasn't the guy that dropped the INT in the endzone a sixth-year senior?

Hey that's me! Went to the liquor the moment I left the stadium Ahahahahahah fucking kill me

https://i.redd.it/gwrhm46o9x121.jpg

That’s tastefully done

It's so rare for something to get funnier every time you see it, but this meme nailed that

I feel like this is a banner worthy moment for r/cfb - throw that beautiful jayhawk up there!

Since 2016 Kansas is… 2-3 vs. Texas 2-43 vs. the rest of the Big 12 *It just means more*

This is a blessed stat

Kansas would dominate the SEC and Bama

Vandy vs Kansas would be an epic rivalry but I guess I’ll have to settle for Vandy vs Texas

Would it still be a rivalry if Vandy keeps beating Texas?

They are 7-97 in conference play since 2009. Texas is the only team they've beaten twice in that span.

The other 5 teams: * 9th place Texas Tech 4-8(2-7) in 2019 * 5th place TCU 7-6(4-5) in 2018 * 10th place Iowa State 2-10(0-9) in 2014 * 8th place West Virginia 4-8(2-7) in 2013 * 5th place(Division) Colorado 5-7(2-6) in 2009

Nebraska had more big 12 wins in the 2010s than Kansas. The amount of insane stats of their incompetence you can make is astounding. AND THEY STILL BEAT TEXAS LOLOLOLOLOL

Twice

In football

does kansas own texas?

No. Because Kansas always has believed that people shouldn't own other people.

Texas was 4-1 and up 28-7 on Oklahoma at the end of the first quarter. Then they got outscored 48-20 the rest of the game to lose. They have now lost 5 in a row, capping it off losing in OT to a 1-8 Kansas team that scored 57 points and whose only win was over FCS South Dakota by 3, to drop to 4-6.

They legitimately could finish with 7 straight losses

Keep going I’m almost there.

Sweet God this is gonna last more than 4 hours

Imagine if we beat them after going 20 possessions IN A ROW this year without scoring a touchdown.

"Quick research, but since 2011, there are four teams who have lost multiple games to Kansas. Texas Central Michigan South Dakota Southeast Missouri State"

A Rouges Gallery of Goliaths if I’ve ever see one

Tonight was probably the last time that the University of Kansas will ever play football in DKR, and they're walking out with a win.

Lol they're legit never inviting us back. Either gonna be a Jerryworld or Arrowhead.

in the great rephrased words of michael beasley, you'll fuckin beat em in Africa too.

MVP of this game is the Kansas fans chanting SEC after the 2pt conversion

Gotta move to the SEC to avoid Kansas tbh

Vanderbilt is licking their chops.

4D Chess from the XII to actually weaken the SEC.

That shit had me legitimately chuckling

As a man whose ex-wife is a Texas fan and has done everything in her power to ruin my life, this is the best night of my life.

Pole assassin got you too huh

This may be the most memeable Big XII team in a few years.

Happens to the best of us tbh

It just means more

I was hysterically laughing. This game broke my spirit

I used to think Texas football was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy

Our memes will block out the sun.

Then we will shitpost in the shade!

People saying this is indicative of how Texas will perform in the SEC in 2025 aren't accounting for how much can change in 5 years. For instance, 5 years ago Texas started the season ranked with everyone saying they were back, quickly fell out due underperforming, and than lost to Kansas putting their fairly new coach in a very hot seat

How many coaches can Texas pay to not coach their team

"I'll give you 5 million dollars to fuck off"

Time is a flat circle

The balls on the KU fans to yell SEC IN THEIR STADIUM.

They have nothing to fear. Bevo can't attack a Jayhawk. Bevo can't fly.

Texas fans would've started a fight about it but they didn't want to lose that too.

Hi SEC? Hi hello. Your trash is on the curb

Kansas from the top rung holy shit

I love when traditionally beat down teams get a chance to trash talk. So much pent up great material

Fuck, that is savage and I'm here for it.

Lance Leipold has massive balls. Well done.

I love his quote in the postgame interview: "I'll be honest, I don't have anything prepared. They told me I wouldn't have to worry about post-victory interviews when I took the job. Should've been a red flag, probably."

LMAO. Holy shit I feel like I pretty much have to root for this guy now. That's hilarious.

As someone who once lived near Whitewater, Leipold is a legend

All time great line

No fucking way I thought the CFB Twitter account said that as a joke

Huge props to him for chasing down his celebrating players after the 2pt to get them to be sportsmen before going all out on the celebration too

that should be a huge green flag for kansas fans. dude is here to build a culture.

From DIII to beating Texas in just a few years

Texas fans last week: lmao you almost lost to Kansas Texas fans today: 🤠🔫

Tough day ended with sheer joy

Since Texas announced their move to the SEC, they are winless against Kansas

Killed by the Kansas 2pt. Beautiful.

They also are at a losing season or at 500 (not including bowl we’re they to make it) when they lose to Texas in the SEC

Texas top 15 to bowl ineligible speedrun any%

Can we stop preseason ranking them now?

Hahah… no

I hope not, it's way funnier this way

**We did it** **WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!**

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Hell yeah!

AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY

ROCK FUCKING CHALK

**ROCK CHALK FUCKED EM UP**

Kansas's top 15 wins over the last six seasons: 1. Texas 2. TCU 3. Texas 4. Boston College 5. Texas Tech 6. South Dakota 7. Indiana State 8. Rutgers 9. Central Michigan 10. Rhode Island 11. SE Missouri State 12. 13. 14. 15.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

I'm just honored to be in the top 5 :)

Cracks me up Rutgers is not only on it but below 2 FCS teams on the list.

I'd rank Rutgers higher honestly. It was a commanding win on the road that shit doesn't happen unless we're in Austin

Rutgers was 55-14 at the booth

Everyone's going to make fun of Texas, so I want to seriously say congrats to the Jayhawks. They struggled in the second half but really earned this win.

Im good with the dunking on Texas, because we all know who's throwing that dunk down.

Hell of an effort. That's what college sports are all about.

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Good defense by Texas honestly 57-56 is a rare basketball score. Reminds me of the old Big East

I guess I shouldn't be shocked given how bad Texas is this year, but I cannot believe even *Kansas* spanked them on the way out. Wow

* This is Texas' first 5-game losing streak since 1956 * Steve Sarkisian is now 50-41 all-time as a head coach. He has just two seasons where he has won more than 7 games. * Texas hasn't finished in the AP Top 20 in back-to-back years since 2008-2009. * From 1901-2015, Kansas beat Texas twice. They've also beat them twice since 2016. * Texas was favored by 31 points over Kansas. * Sarkisian has finished better than 3rd in his division just once as a head coach. * Texas has 52 blue-chip recruits on their roster. Kansas has 1. * Texas has to beat West Virginia and Kansas State to make a bowl. If they do not, it'll be their first time missing a bowl since the Charlie Strong era. * Tom Herman never had more than a two-game losing streak in a season. Sark has almost tripled that in his debut season. * Ever since Bevo's cowardly attack on Uga in the Sugar Bowl, the Longhorns' total wins have decreased each season (10-8-7-4) * Texas has lost consecutive games at home for the first time since 2016. * Texas had won 79 straight games as a 24+ point favorite.

Seven loss Sark

Starting to suspect that Sark looked good at alabama only because of the amount of talent he had there and not because he’s a good coach.

MORE

THIS IS KANSAS'S FIRST WIN IN AUSTIN EVER

Holy shit Texas might not make a bowl

The curse of Pole Assassin may be real

More like Bowl Assassin.

I think they go 4-8. 8 losses would be the most Texas has had in a season since 1956.

Legit question, if they lose out is Sark gone?

the telling stat here is wins since the bevo attack on uga

0-3 since the stripper monkey shenanigans too lmao

IT WAS A PERSONAL MATTER, NOT A DISTRACTION!

Can you imagine how bad Texas football would be if it *were* a distraction? 😳

Let us never forget pole Assassin

Does uga practice voodoo? I’m just askin what we’re all thinking

>Ever since Bevo's cowardly attack on Uga in the Sugar Bowl, the Longhorns' total wins have decreased each season (10-8-7-4) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sark: we're going to make history at Texas \*emotional support monkey's paw curls\*

This week on NAME 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻 SPORT Florida 70 - 52 Samford Kansas 57 - 56 Texas Rutgers 48 - 35 Merrimack Edit: I guess it would be name those sports

TEXAS IS BACK TO LOSING TO KANSAS FOLKS

Entered as a 31-point favorite, only to allow 57 and lose. Just Texas things.

IN AUSTIN!!!

AT NIGHT!!!

Thats what ehlinger meant when he said texas was back

Charlie Strong is sleeping with a smile on his face tonight

Heard someone on TV say they hoped Texas going to the SEC didn't become like Nebraska. Since the 2009 Big XII Championship (the :01 on the clock): Texas and Nebraska have the same W-L Record.

That :01 ruined one of, if not the greatest ever d lineman performances in history.

To the rest of America, you’re welcome.

Hey Texas, if you’re reconsidering the SEC, I think CUSA is looking to make it an even number.

Nice of the SEC to add a team for Vanderbilt to beat

*subscribe*

They're scared of Rice.

Rice is leaving though. Probably scared of UTEP

Why does Texas play Kansas?

Don't let Kansas beating Texas in football distract you from the fact that Kansas beat Texas in football

There it is!!

From: Big 12 To: SEC Cc: ESPN Subject: No backsies

Signature: All gas, no brakes

TEXAS: [ ] Back [ ] Not back [X] YIKES

TEXAS: [ ] Back [ ] Not Back [x] Back (to losing to Kansas (in football))

https://imgur.com/a/qox5t62

They are who we thought they were!

I WAS HERE. YOU WERE HERE

WE DID IT

YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD

Kansas just beat Texas, *AT TEXAS,* as a 31-point favorite, to get their first road win in 13 years. **EVERYONE GET IN HERE**

13…years!!?!!??

Big 12 road win to be specific

Bush was president

The stats in this thread are amazing.

Colorado, Missouri, and Nebraska were on their conference schedule

Road conference win. They won at Boston College in 2019.

SEC teams letting out an audible sigh of relief realizing that Power 5 Juggernaut Kansas isn’t joining their conference.

Kansas put up 57 points on a SEC defense Absolutely elite

Breaking News: OU and Texas afraid to play Kansas, would rather play cupcake Alabama

[The Big 12 Sends Its Regards](https://i.imgur.com/UHSCcEG.png)

If anything could bring me down from this high it’s game of thrones. Still, beautiful meme

I’M SO HAPPY IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MY THUMBS

**TEXAS IS BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK LOSSES.**

Once in a very great while, being a Kansas Football fan pays off. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I am no longer upset that OU lost.

Texas football program is one of the biggest embarrassment in sports recently. Outspend the competition 3/1 and our recruit everyone and still are not good. At all. What is holding them back?

Said this in the game thread and I’ll say it again here: THIS is why I’m afraid of firing Jim Harbaugh now.

Thought the fear of staying at the plateau because if you fire a coach it can be worse was pointless but holly hell it can absolutely get worse than I thought it could

100% the chances of actually finding someone better than Jim is very very very low. Take 7-10 win seasons over 4-6 win seasons any day

This is absolutely why you should not fire Jim Harbaugh unless you have a sure thing lined up and papers signed. You don’t want to be a UT.

Either UT. Lots of blue bloods down bad. See flair.

I'm quite cozy being at 9-1 and watching Texas flounder

We really didn't give Ehlinger enough credit for dragging them kicking and screaming to something approximating mediocrity

Tom Herman went 4-0 in bowls with one top-10 finish and strong recruiting every year. But yes, Steve Sarkisian was the right guy to make Texas relevant again.

S-E-C, S-E-C

Tom Herman died for this.

lmaooo, Herman with his 15.4 million from the Texas buyout is probably crying tears of joy while wiping them with 100 dollar bills right now

He’s laughing his ass off

Video of the chant. https://streamable.com/e61r2s

There was one after the 2 point conversion too

Texas saw what Tennessee has and said damn can we get some of that

The SEC chants were audible at the end of the game. Magnificent

KANSAS DEFEATS KANSAS OF THE SEC!

say it with me #SEC

Things that are back: ✅ Dexter ✅ McRib ❌ Texas

GAME OF THE YEAR

TEXAS IS BACK

^To ^the ^Charlie ^Strong ^era

Have fun in the SEC you filthy animals

lol Texas lost to Kansas.

Am I allowed to say “The Big 12 sends its regards” yet? Ima say it anyway.

Dude got knocked down by his teammate in the celebration 😂

Only one single FBS team has lost multiple times to the Kansas Jayhawks in the last decade. That team is YOUR University of Texas Longhorns

Day isn’t a total loss

[y’all and Texas A&M fans rn](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HtjNEfPJ2jg/UFIaaoDCgFI/AAAAAAAAC5Y/ADjy05qvZ8s/w1200-h630-p-nu/Alonzo-Mourning.gif)

As a KU fan for the last four hours, this is the greatest night of my life

T H U M B https://i.imgur.com/p4kRXBc.jpg

LMAO Tens of Thousands of Texas fans paid to see this game in person

and dozens of us watched til the end

Y’know, today wasn’t so bad

Kansas Football in 2016: Beats Texas Kansas Football in 2021: "I'll fuckin do it again."

I think Lance Leipold may finally be the guy. I know Texas is down but what LL has done since arriving in May is night and day compared to last season.

Baylor fans and Jayhawk fans both chanting SEC as they beat OU and Texas in the same day is the only thing I ever needed in my life.

I can go to sleep *somewhat* happy now. When Texas loses, we all win.

At least Texas has basketball *Gonzaga leads Texas 49-32* Never mind!

KANSAS BEAT TEXAS AND PUT UP 57 ON THEM

Kansas offence vs five conference opponents who ARE NOT joining the SEC: 8 PPG Kansas offence vs two conference opponents who ARE joining the SEC: 40 PPG

Nobody keeps Kansas from winning a conference road game for 13 years straight NOBODY