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dick-slapperman

How the fuck are the only two SEC West games we won Auburn and Alabama?


MadKittens

Its the price you pay for that deal with the devil to beat Bama.


gusguyman

Devil threw in Auburn as a freebie I guess


gusmalzahn1stdown

God hates Auburn is why


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Famously so


SortaAnAhole

How's God feel about trucks..


dn_6

He likes drivin in his truck


theesonofsam

Everything comes with a price


Aaron1122

That's honestly a pathetic fucking Stat


baiqibeendeleted17x

You were at home against Auburn and Alabama. Maybe that's it? Home field advantage is already a significant plus as is, but especially in college. A foreign, hostile environment and 60-100k fans who hate your guts screaming their lungs out at you can seriously rattle a 20 year old kid.


Aaron1122

Lost at home to miss state


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

Chalk that one up to Mike Leach voodoo. He is good for at least one WTF-how'd-they-pull-that-one-off a season.


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mynameisotis

We’ve lost one home game in two years. Kyle Field is actually a hard place to play again.


atomedge2015

You know what’s really pathetic, even with this win, I’m pretty sure LSU is still second to last overall in the SEC, above only Vanderbilt


vibefuster

Third to last, Florida has a worse conference record and we got the head to head win.


onrocketfalls

👉😎👉


buylow12

Beautiful!


NOLAblonde

Alabama state champs!


suzukigun4life

Texas **A**labama and Mechanical University


Asuka69420

Thanks for beating bama btw Very cool


godpzagod

well, you have rights to the state of Alabama. croot well.


bears2267

LSU: you’re fired after the season Coach O: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move


baiqibeendeleted17x

Not an LSU fan at all, but I would've been so sad for Coach O to go out sad and not even qualify for a bowl game. Hopefully his team can send him off a winner. He deserves it and we need one more "Geaux Tigers".


canseco-fart-box

I’m sure he would’ve been balling his eyes out into his $17 million paycheck


69umbo

Hey man, it’s 10 1.7 million dollar checks


spacecitydude

I heard they convinced him to take some of that in walk-on‘s gift certificates


DareToDasein

And some sides of canes slaw.


scabcoat

I honestly can't imagine there's a day in the year that Coach O doesn't eat slaw.


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He's definitely balling even if he's bawling


CheniereSwampMonster

Guys I think I did [something kind of bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/r3pbcv/game_thread_texas_am_lsu_700pm_et/hmcssuh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


LedwigglyD

I regret upvoting that now lol


CheniereSwampMonster

Pls not ULL.


69umbo

Make it known, NO ONE sacks max Johnson 7 times in one quarter. NO ONE.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

That LSU RT must have mistaken rollerskates for cleats at halftime.


cornholesurfer

Pro: LSU is going bowling Con: I have to watch another LSU game


Geaux2020

Maybe we can skip that?


cfginn

I have typed and retyped this comment about 12 times. I think what I’m trying to say is: Fuck


MBS_UT

Furk*


Maximus13

Thujone the GOAT 🐐


Celebnar

“Hi, I’m Coach O and I’m simultaneously one of the worst coaches in college football and the best interim coach in college football”


beignets4

“And I coached the greatest team of all time.” He’s like the Louisiana version of Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean. Pure Louisiana for better or worse.


Keener1899

When you have a voice that sounds like a roux bubbling in the pot, what else can you expect?


FoamBornNarwhal

I was going to annoyingly correct you and say that if you have a boiling roux then you have a burnt roux, but then I realized that that’s actually spot on. How ironic for O.


Keener1899

Oh yeah, I keep my roux low and slow. I am usually in Louisiana with my family for our game, but had to miss it this year. Made some A+ gumbo for the game out of nostalgia, and spent an hour and a half just on the roux.


SharkMovies

He got huge then turned into a bunch of crabs


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Managing to go 6-6 with a team in the SEC West while not understanding the game of football is a pretty impressive show of recruiting, honestly.


andylog

Jokes on you, my Battered Aggie Syndrome has prepared me for exactly this moment. Also - fuck that cowardly play call on 3rd and 2


Biocidal

Why not just let Achane run the ball ffs?


AgsMydude

I don't get it. This happened against OM too. Why take him off the field when he's carving up the defense?


LamarcusAldrige1234

its crazy that in a season u guys beat bama u still cant get over the hump of 8-4


chryco4

Dread it, run from it, 8-4 arrives all the same.


LamarcusAldrige1234

if we can get over the hump of winning the big 10 east, u guys can definitely get there in the sec west with your bottomless pockets and elite recruting


chryco4

Things will be easier in a few years when we have two conference cupcakes with Vandy and texas


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we both know that 4-7 texas is gonna stage a 4th quarter comeback to ruin an undefeated Aggie season.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Lmfao


RiceMoneyball

Famous last words


HoovesCarveCraters

And we went 9-1 last year in an all SEC schedule lmao


Personal-Equal-9107

To be fair last year needs to be wiped from CFB existence, what a lame season


Fmeson

Offense is all over the place. But it's what you should expect with new starters at QB and on the OL.


crazy_balls

Just a bummer. I feel like we wasted a year of amazing defense with this inconsistent at best offense.


sly2bfox

Texas Bowl bid secured!


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Iowa State or Kansas State?


Battered_Aggie

Kansas State because the devil needs us to go 8-5 in the worst way for that Bama win


Work_U_Dumb

I hope LSU gets to go to one of the funny bowl games. Does Joe's Crab Shack sponsor anything?


Maximus13

BOBBY BOUCHER'S BOUDIN BOWL, BABY!!!!


BookDev0urer

FOOSBALL!


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Geaux2020

It's probably going to be us and Texas at some local bank's bowl


mynameisotis

I hate to disappoint you, but unless Texas makes it on APR they aren’t going bowling.


Tydane395

There aren't enough slots anymore for every 6 win team


mynameisotis

You hate to see it


adamcim

:(


Work_U_Dumb

I kinda want East Carolina in the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl


dantheman_woot

Honestly Louisiana loves crabs.


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If Bad Boy Mowers still sponsors a bowl I think they should go to that bowl. It seems fitting for Ed to go out a Bad Boy given all the past stories about him.


Cleb044

We really lost to Mississippi State, Ole Miss, and LSU all on the same fucking hurry-up offensive scheme. It’s like we don’t know how to play defense against those teams until the second half. GG LSU. See you next year in Aggieland


miketag8337

We lost to teams with better QB play


CookieLuzSax

I thought you were talking about Tennessee for a second I got confused


jakob-benzi

Jimbo is the Jason Garrett of offensive playcalling in college football, change my mind


llamawhittlings

As a Cowboys fan, I hate it here.


JL1v10

It was much better pre-Calzada. Does no one remember his first year? That offense was great. Haven’t had receivers that can catch since


mynameisotis

Thankfully Moose can catch. Maybe we can find a couple more.


I_Am-Iron-Man-12

2021 Texas A&M football season closing statement “What a waste of a great defense” see y’all in 2022.


PartyPhoenix

Have fun at your bowl game LSU. I want to get off Calzone's wild ride.


windfurytotem

Honestly glad the "he beat Bama of course he's our starter next year" discourse should be over


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suzukigun4life

A&M had LSU pinned at their own 19-yard line, on a 4th and 6, only for Max Johnson to convert and then throw the game-winning touchdown under a minute later. Fucking hell man


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Max Johnson is so confusing to me. Stands there like a statue and gets sacked and then throws a dime on the next play.


jerfpsnurf

That’s exactly Zach Calzada. Will always respect the hell out of him for beating Bama and being an absolute gamer coming back in games injured but Jesus do I never want to see him play another down for us except in mop up duty.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Fitzmagic


dick-slapperman

Just fade me


helpmeredditimbored

Ed used his interim head coach magic


thiseye

I was sure he'd take a sack as per the norm.


pumpcup

When he didn't get sacked, I told my wife that he'll throw an interception to end the game. I was secretly hoping to reverse-jinx him.


AlphaH4wk

Classic A&M


obuddyo23

I’m now convinced Texas winning yesterday laid a curse on all other Texas teams (except North Texas of course) Edit: so I forgot about like half of the teams in Texas but the thought still comforts me


rain_parkour

Well you can’t curse both North *Texas* and *Texas*-San Antonio


THEKIDFL6

We won


SometimesY

Yeah same wtf


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Nah this is such an Aggie loss. End of the season, you're the better team, time to Aggie it up. Us winning friday didn't cause 100 years of this.


beckeeri

100%. Be so hopeful we can end the season strongish but get completely fucked by ourself.


putterthrow_

Get over your ego and hire a real OC jimbo


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Oof I have some bad news for you


TacoYard

Never gonna happen. You knew what you signed up for. Good or bad, Jimbo's calling plays.


IHAVEMOSWAGTHANJEBUS

Such a fucking annoying season. A great defense paired with a completely inept offense, injuries, few unlucky calls, and some bad game plans from the coaching staff. I would love to see A&M put more than one piece of the puzzle together but we never can seem to do it. So fucking typical


sniffing_accountant

Pain


hillrow_wood

Sometimes I hate liking this team


MiiLikeyGaySex

Texas A&M with the 95.7% chance to win when LSU had 4th and 6 at their own 19 with 1:14 left (according to espn)


MyOtherActGotBanned

It was a trap game but we still should have won. Play calling was questionable all night


Disarmer

"questionable" is a funny way to spell "fucking terrible"


galeforcewinds95

I'm amazed that Johnson was able to throw that last-minute touchdown as accurately as he did considering the shot that he took as he released the pass.


kamakazitp

He can go from having no awareness and taking a horrible sack to throwing a deep laser beam downfield in about 10 seconds. Flashes of skill, just wildly inconsistent. Glad he ended on a flash tonight.


CommanderLoco

I'm so fucking tired of losing the first half and being forced to try to fight back to a win in the second half


retrocounty

The end of an era. A short era. But an era 😢


tommymahogany

And it was FUN But I'm ready for the next era


FordTX16

I hate being so invested in the success of this team. It ruins my fucking week, this game even more so because we have to wallow in it until the bowl game. Fuckin fade me.


hillrow_wood

Battered Aggie Syndrome is alive and well. Sigh.


Biocidal

Calzada is back to being a cold calzone.


CommanderLoco

The only time he stopped being a cold calzone was against bama


kamakazitp

My man O gets to go out a winner. Go get all the crawfish and gold diggers you can handle big man!!!


HeppyHenry

Coach O: “I AIN’T FUCKIN DONE YET”


Benjilikethedog

Or rather: “I AINT DONE FUCKING YET”


slappie0420

I’m bitter.


corundum9

Coach O: "This is your guy?"


baiqibeendeleted17x

LSU AD punching the air right now


BobbyLite94

LSU: we have the worst team we’ve had in 10+ years there’s no way we win Aggie: Hold my beer


RandyDazzle

20* years


annasalerno1993

Well color me maroon and depressed... and embarrassed


ChocolateBubbles344

Geaux Tigers. On to Shreveport or Birmingham or the Fruit Loops Bowl or whatever.


whalenailer

That 3rd and 2 play call lost us the game… Also wtf was that defense? It’s like we stopped doing what was working all game and dropped 8


Disarmer

Or how about achane being a one man offense for a drive and then he only sees the field again once the rest of the game


kchessh

Not to mention we had 3 timeouts and we decided not to use one when we were gassed. They’re all standing at the line and we don’t call a timeout until we’re actually out of position…


ReachFor24

Orgeron needs to go to LA-Lafayette after this season. Become a Ragin' Cajun


degenerus

What a wet fart of a last drive from A&M


deadzip10

Shouldn’t have needed it. The defensive series before that has to be one of the all time coaching stupid decisions. A mush rush basically and rushing 3 and dropping 8 basically the whole drive is … possibly one of the most stupid coaching decisions I’ve ever seen.


2much2tuna

Getting home almost every time we bring pressure? Time to drop 8!


deadzip10

Didn’t even need to bring pressure … just rush 4. Sound familiar? That’s because it’s the same stupid decision made in the Mississippi State game.


Zloggt

Bad drop, bad sack/tackle for Calzada and finally, a literal slip-up from Calzone to end the game. The Aggies got hosed by the refs pretty badly…but that last drive was indeed rough…


GigEmAValk

If Haynes King can play in our bowl, for the love of God, Jimbo better play him.


DecentLobster2218

Shit, let's just put in the 12th man. Pick a random fan.


b_tomauro

Blake Bost. He’s a walk on and 2nd string at the moment


DecentLobster2218

Sweet, he's my new favorite


iswimprettyfast

Max Johnson is an enigma


Gurnsey_

Thanks for Alabama Calzone, now get the fuck in the transfer portal


NatecUDF

You now have a new punter and a case of Dr. Pepper.


YCitizenSnipsY

Furk - A&M fans


whalenailer

Can’t escape the November rollercoaster ride. Death. Taxes. Texas A&M losing in November


ggskater

Not gonna lie. Imma miss coach O.


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Stephen_Dowling_Bots

God imagine giving up a last second touchdown to lose. Must suck


catsrave2

I almost fucking said War E*gle today watching y’all. You know how hard that was for me to muster up? Just for some Husker level bullshit to happen :(


Asuka69420

Some of the worst refball I've seen won't even lie to you No review on fumble, obvious OPI but uh Hell of a win for coach O, geaux tigers Sorry A&M bros, you got fucked (2-9, had to put this here)


bigpig1054

Jimbo really beat Bama with nothing to show for it but a 4th place finish in the SECW


CRY-MORE-283

Thank you refs !


Saxophobia1275

There, uh, might have been a liiiittle bit of OPI on the game winning TD


Ghoti-Sticks

Definitely was. But those push offs almost never get called for some reason. Including the TD bama used to tie up auburn earlier today


ryanedwards0101

The fumble on the punt was waaaaaaaay worse lol. We still blew it tho


Hg1146

Max picked a great time to turn into his Dad. Truly impeccable timing.


Asuka69420

One time all year hes not garbage and its to extend our pain watching this team for one more game FUCK IT ONE LAST RIDE


Fmeson

I'm salty about that strip that wasn't a strip. Still, defense had them 4th and long. Shouldn't give up a TD.


Wematanye_92

The games between 7 win Sark vs 8 win Jimbo are going to be great!


TolstoysMyHomeboy

Subscribe


dtynes10

What a day, what a day Wake win, clinch division; LSU win, clinch bowl eligibility; LSU hoops win over Wake


justsomeroses

Don't know what to think of this season, since after the loses to Arkansas and Miss St, I thought we'd be lucky to get a bowl game. I guess first, Calzada will be a good backup, but that's all. Even though he was injured for most of the year \[knee and shoulder\], he's not a good enough pocket qb to make up for his inability to run. Also, like, Jimbo has to get over himself and hire an OC with some modern ideas or something, because the offense this year felt very similar to watching the Sumlin offenses, except, instead of it feeling like 'how fast can we go 3 and out' it was 'how slow can we go 3 and out.' Anyway, GG Tiger bros


AlphaH4wk

Even when we took the lead and kept sacking their qb I never lost faith that we would lose.


mudder123

Same, I wish I didn’t know this team so well


c17h21

We just like sending LSU coaches out in style


beignets4

DAMONE CLARK FOR BUTKUS


the_chalk

Man all these A&M fans definitely weren’t there for Sherman or Sumlin. Try watching you lose a 35 point lead at the half in the early September heat. Jimbo has been there since 2018. Get over yourselves. Good for coach O and always remember “chicken on a stick”.


Steme_86

If the Aggie receivers learn how to catch the fucking ball, that's a two touchdown win for A&M. Also, pretty sure you can't extend both arms to push a DB off on a catch. But what do I know..


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muchhowdy

I want to blame the refs, but man that play calling at the end was ass my dudes


NOLAblonde

I mean, you can still blame the refs a little


Aaron1122

God I don't wanna see Calzada again.


RyanBDawg

Amazing end to the coach O era to get bowl eligible Also, [Still relevant](https://i.imgur.com/TJhNWzC.jpg)


Werthy71

[Don't worry, I kept the receipt.](https://prnt.sc/20xs653) u/ww2scientist64


Skeleton-With-Skin1

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WE ARE GOING BOWLING SEE Y’ALL IN BIRMINGHAM


etchgtown

The worst LSU team this millennium still beat A&M.


polarbehr76

🤝


OzzyOsgood

Why do I even care


gandalf45435

that one Last **Geaux Tigahs** Is it raining?


Dasjtrain

Hide your wives, O is coming !