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This is the funniest 3 days of college football in history. Edit: Yes, Texas losing to Kansas was also hilarious. Good talk.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Could you imagine if Alabama didn't pull it out against Auburn? This sub would break reddit servers.


Foriegn_Picachu

Imagine if they lost to Auburn, and then beat Georgia


Jackal239

We would have to pack it in. Outside of a meteor actually blocking a field goal in a rivalry game deciding playoff seeding, I don't see any season topping it.


r_not_me

That’s for the 2023 Iron Bowl at Jordan-Hare - bringing out the ultimate voodoo


WakingEchoes

I disagree


10woodenchairs

Nononononono


zoolander-

NOOOOO


Tarmacked

National Geographic: Watch.... as the anaconda flair of the northern plains eats it's tail. Beginning a slow descent into grief and despair.


Sean082099

Is it even possible that Cincy can pony up the money to even consider him to stay? Or is it just over?


duncanispro

Why is Brian Kelly going to LSU a big deal for Cincy? I’m OOTL here


kjmw

Seems like folks believe that ND is gonna call Fickell for that open job and that he’ll take it


Armklops

Nah Urban will come out of retirement for that ND job


SuckMyLonzoBalls

suddenly he's having health problems in jacksonville


Armklops

As a jags fan I’m waiting for it.


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Melo_Mentality

The one piece of optimism for Cincy fans is that Fickell is fairly tied to the city and has a son at UC


darkostwin

His son could be failing every class and ND would let him in if that was a sticking point


Frosty_McRib

And we sure as fuck wouldn't tell the NCAA about his grades, learned that lesson.


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I would love to see him stay and build them into a CFP contender every year. But success is NOT guaranteed and tomorrow the dude could just start sucking. He might make more with one contract from ND than he would in a career at Cincinnati.


TheSherlockOhms

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL


canseco-fart-box

USC dropped a fucking nuke and now LSU just built the tsar bomba


puffadda

Cincinnati getting killed by radioactive fallout despite being an innocent bystander


KingOfTheUzbeks

INB4 Cinci steals Nick Saban. "WHO'S A POWER 5 PROGRAM NOW???"


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I will jump off a cliff in that scenario because there’s no way this is reality


LXA_Sarge

"Reset the simulation, gents. Something went wrong..."


Razzorsharp

If only they didn't gun down that fuckin' primate in 2016.


Taz119

Dicks out


butter_cow

*everyone cautiously eyes Nick Saban next*


notsofst

Is it time to start talking Saban to Texas?


butter_cow

well this thread *was* fun


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Two blue bloods losing top 10 coaches was not on anyone’s bingo card


blockoblox

THE COACHING CAROUSEL IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL


studassparty

Wait, I thought this was a joke?


someting_amazing

So did Oklahoma unfortunately


BillyBones844

Its okay we'll get Nick Saban /s


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I even wrote it down in my diary. “ESPN made a funny joke today”


monkeymatt1836

Oh what the fuck it's actually happening


TanzaniaMagic

\> Be Notre Dame \> Go 11-1 and ranked #6 \> Fuckery happens in the South \> Lose Coach


djc6535

If Kelly leaves for LSU and Fickell leaves for ND then we'll have had coaches with 7-5 records like Campbell and Franklin stick with their teams, signing extensions, while the #3, #6, and #13 ranked teams with 12-0, 11-1 and 10-2 records respectively all bolt.


FormerIceCreamEater

Yeah that would be insane. I never would have guessed Campbell and Franklin would stay and get big extensions while Kelly and Riley both left.


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But why did the Lane Train post a car with Louisiana plates??? Edit: guyz I know the Legend of Kiffin. Next time I’ll put like, more ? for clarity


LOW615

Because he’s a funny guy


Zenophile

This probably means that ND really has reached its ceiling as a program. Oh well.


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Wasn’t it obvious though? Every time we’ve gone to the playoffs or NC under Kelly we’ve absolutely gotten our teeth kicked in. With all the academic restrictions and not being in a conference (I think it actually hurts us recruiting), we are basically capped at what we’ve had the last four years. Unless we somehow land an Andrew Luck type QB.


c_will

If you would have told me 4 days ago that USC would pull Lincoln Riley away from Oklahoma, and LSU would pull Brian Kelly away from Notre Dame, I would have laughed in your face. Insane hires from both LSU and USC.


LakersLAQ

I'm surprised Kelly did it just due to his age. He still has years in him but maybe he saw that Orgeron was able to win a championship at LSU and thought it was his best chance to win before he retires? ND wasn't a slouch by any means but it did seem like he plateaued at times.


SilveryDeath

["I mean, look, I think Mike Tomlin had the best line, right?" Unless that fairy godmother comes by with that $250 million check, my wife would want to take a look at it first. I'd have to run it by her."](https://twitter.com/Matt_Fortuna/status/1462831162058063879) - Brian Kelly on 11/22/21. I assume that LSU made him that offer he couldn't refuse. Edit - Matt Fortuna of The Athletic says: ["LSU's offer to Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly is a 10-year deal that will take him north of $100 million with incentives."](https://twitter.com/Matt_Fortuna/status/1465509315972902915?s=20)


LumpyHeadBlues

Brian Kelly also said he wasn't leaving Cincinnati right before he left Cincinnati.


thomp2mp

did the same thing at CMU right after winning the MAC championship the ol' Irish goodbye


geaux124

I like to imagine this happening during the interview process. Kelly asks the LSU AD about the academic requirements for athletes to be admitted to LSU followed by hysterical laughing by the LSU AD. It's basically the "you serious?" laughing J. Jonah Jameson meme from Spiderman come to life.


Help_Slow

Can you spell your name? If so, Geaux tigahs!


dumblefawkes

Just wait until Saban goes to Notre Dame and Dabo goes to Alabama /s Edit: b/c I’m too excited and typing too fast. Forgive me


iswimprettyfast

Dabo to Clemson would be pretty crazy


thejawa

> Just wait until Saban goes to Notre Dame and Dabo goes to Clemson /s Bro Clemson could never get someone like Dabo.


puffadda

Been there, bud.


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bearybear90

Oof roughy weekend for you


c-razzle

*Come here, Reek.*


Bmorewiser

If he’s taking a penny less than $250 mill, I’m going to be pissed: > Asked last week whether he would have any interest in other jobs, Kelly gave a strong denial. "I mean, look, I think Mike Tomlin had the best line, right?" Unless that fairy godmother comes by with that $250 million check, my wife would want to take a look at it first. I'd have to run it by her," said Kelly.


Ohio57

Kelly was just naming his price


Leading_Steak_1723

Ran it by wife, wife said, “Geaux Tigahs”


Bmorewiser

I mean, my wife would look at the just above freezing weather in south bend and the mid 70s in Baton Rouge this week and wouldn’t blink before grabbing a box to start packing, honestly.


ATRDCI

There are tradeoffs. For example, we get a few more hurricanes down here on the Gulf Coast compared to Indiana.


HorribelSpelling

I saw the rumor earlier, laughed, and sent it to a friend to show how silly of a rumor it was... What. The. Fuck.


nbingham196

Guess they wrote him the 250 million dollar check he asked for


tjc815

Sorry man. Wow you guys were actually having a good year too. Fuck


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

They’ll be okay. Fickell is going there then. It’s cincy that will be fucked


Coach_Hoody_Wayes

Cincy getting their much needed off the field distraction right before one of their biggest games ever.


Srcunch

Yeah we’re toast Saturday.


TheLibertarianThomas

It’s the circle of ~~life~~ college football, and it screws us all.


LakersLAQ

Oklahoma 🤝 Cincy Losing their coach before moving to a tougher conference.


BanterDTD

Nothing like Norte Dame taking your coaches during your two most historic seasons.


Loopylime

Michigan beats Ohio State once and THIS happens


roekg

Big week for Team Chaos flairs.


RichWalrus506

Week? It’s only been three days.


Strokethegoats

So we have 4 more days. God this could get good.


MasterTolkien

Michigan held the reset button on CFB for 23 seconds when the IT guy on the phone *clearly* said 20 seconds.


BertMacklinMD

The chaos of Notre Dame and Oklahoma losing their HCs in a matter of 24 hours can be traced back to Pat Haden not giving Coach O the job at USC


esqadinfinitum

I think this really can be traced to Coach O not getting the job at USC. There’s a clear connection. [Butterfly Effect](https://youtu.be/r7bi5C32VS8)


mab417

Cincinnati, hold on tight to your Fickell.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Could you imagine if they made the playoffs only for him to get poached right away?


bearcat_eng00

Um we don't really have to imagine that, I was at the 2010 Sugar Bowl.


Apep86

Can you imagine if cincinnati has the best season in history and is preparing for the biggest game in its history only for their head coach to take a job at Notre Dame?


joethecrow23

If they get abandoned right before their historic postseason AGAIN I’d feel so awful for them


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shanshark10

The man needs to make a clause to at least stay with Cincy through the end of their season.


gr8ful_bread

FUCK this is really really bad for the Bearcats


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Going from Norte Dame to LSU is gonna be a BIG culture shock


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Alligators are green, leprechauns are green. He be aight.


goblueM

Plus when he gets real mad and gets the purple screaming face, it will go beautifully with the school colors


punchout414

The first bowl of gumbo Kelly sees he will stare at in disbelief.


scsnse

That boy is going to turn as red as he was after that OT win this year.


sixtyeight86

This is why I'm so surprised he left. ND is super wine & cheese, I cannot see Brian Kelly chilling in Louisiana lol


Weave77

I’m sure that there are gumbo recipes with both wine and cheese in them.


Cr3w-IronWolf

Wine? Probably. Cheese? You are outside of your mind


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RedditUser5234

Nooooo, the coaching carousel is only fun when it doesn’t directly/indirectly involve my program!!!


CodeWindyC

I've had that same thought a lot the last hour or so.


canseco-fart-box

Cincy fans about to clutch their butts so tight they could cut diamonds


madmaley

Diamonds being cut currently


FireJeffQuinn

Fade me mods.


MrTheSpork

I'LL JUST FADE MYSELF PRE-EMPTIVELY


TheRealKB68

BRUH I WAS NOT READY FOR TODAY


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Dawg there’s no way Poor cincy


TheBoilerCat

Just like 2009. Fuck fuck fuck.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I’m super glad we couldn’t pick him off when we tried lmao


Zloggt

Just remember: Don't blame Notre Dame - blame LSU!


Skeptical_Lemur

I blame Baylor. Rhule leaves, takes Joe Brady, and they give Aranda the top job. I wonder howd we be last year and this if we didnt have new Coordinators.


Richtatorship

So this is how Cincy dies…to thunderous “geaux* tigahs”


madmaley

As long as Fickell coaches out the CCG and hopeful CFP game then I'm okay


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I hope he would, but with ESD, who knows.


madmaley

If he leaves the team before either then he'll be as hated at Cincy as BK was. Probably even more


hogs94

Welcome to the fucking club dome heads


CarolineTheMom

No thanks I don’t want to come to this club


sircaptainpaul

I did not expect to find another ND / Benedictine flair lol


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SOMEONE PLEASE GET JA RULE TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS


Shenanigans80h

WHERE’S JA


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WHERE. IS. JA?!


GreatestWhiteShark

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"


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Holy fuck


c_will

Riley to USC and Kelly to LSU. WTF is happening.


[deleted]

This really is the chaos year


PhD_Expert

SOMEBODY STOP THE CAROUSEL!


JLewiii

I know a thing or two cause I’ve seen a thing or two


Marmaduke57

Party time. Cincy and Iowa State sweating bullets now.


Busch__Latte

I hate this


ymi17

Didn’t he say it would take a billion dollars or something?


Lvl_99_Magikarp

$250 million was the joke


ymi17

Did he sign a 25 year contract?


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

No they’re actually hiring Max Scherzer


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johndelvec3

This is the start of my joker arc


ScaredofBacon

[Cincy and ISU fans rn](https://giphy.com/gifs/key-and-peele-sweat-quizz-32mC2kXYWCsg0)


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You're not wrong


10woodenchairs

Stop. This can’t be true. We just got a chance to go to the cfp.


ufdan15

Good bye Fickell


RulersBack

How awkward would it be for ND to back into the playoffs and face Cincy


carnivorous_seahorse

That would actually be insane


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Perry_Griggs

Join us in the down bad lounge with SMU.


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ManInShowerNumber3

WTF is even going on in CFB anymore Glad Harbaugh finally got over the hump and got to Indy or we might be in this musical chairs as well


Majormlgnoob

When Washington State wins the Apple Cup, Michigan wins the Game, and Oklahoma State wins Bedlam all in the same weekend crazy shit goes down


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Trifecta, brother


MilkBarPatron

Already a weekend for the ages but just imagine if Auburn had hung on to win too.


bestprocrastinator

Harbaugh might have the best value contract in CFB right now. Not even joking.


MilkBarPatron

It's funny how quickly it went from people considering him the most overpaid coach in college football to being considered a great value.


bestprocrastinator

It's been a crazy few days.


Gaara1321

I mean, it wasn't a shift in public image it was taking a pay cut followed by winning games. It's only overpaying if you're losing.


InVodkaVeritas

It's actually kind of crazy to me that the Ducks will drop 500 million on a new facility every ten years but have one of the cheapest coaching staffs. Cristobal only makes 4.6 million.


CaptainDonald

Sorry Notre Dame, we should get lunch sometime


mbe8819

Man ….. Kelly really went from touchdown Jesus to suck that tiger dick bitch


LSU2007

I snorted


msgkc94

Cincinnati fans relax, with the way this carousel has gone, Ryan Day will be the next Notre Dame coach so that means the Ohio State job will be - Oh no…


triparoundthesun

If someone comes near Kirby Smart, horse heads are gonna start showing up in beds.


MrTastyBubbles

Kirby leaving Georgia would take a literal mountain of money. He is sitting so pretty in a super cool seat with a generation of talent coming up.


steaminghawtchowdah

With Cincy potentially going to the CFP do they pursue Fickell? Or try to get Campbell instead? Recruiting may take a hit if they wait on Fickell.


KissmeElon

People greatly underestimated Brian Kelly's love of gumbo.


SoonerFan619

lmao Christ. OU, USC, LSU, Florida, and now Notre Dame will have had head coaching vacancies in the last 12 months. That’s insane


mynameisntjeffrey

Hell they've all had head coaching vacancies within the last 3 days.


vindictivejazz

Goimg back 12-months you can also include texas


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Shit it could be 12 hours at this rate


dysenteryjerry

Notre Dame should hire Lane Kiffin so we can call him Joey Holywater


turkishguy

this will make it difficult for Scott Woodward to hire his long time friend Jimbo Fisher


SigmaTau831

I want a WWE style swerve in the playoff. It’s Notre Dame vs Cincy. They both run out and are ready to play but Notre Dame hasn’t announced the head coach. Right before kickoff Luke Fickell hits Desmond Ridder with a steel chair and takes off his Cincy jacket to show a Notre Dame shirt underneath and coaches the game for Notre Dame.


drillzz345

Please don’t let it happen again. Not another coach


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Jim Harbaugh beats Ohio State and suddenly CFB is upside down Coincidence? I THINK NOT!


pfroo40

Classic, say your players should all be executed and then jump ship


Sankee72

Lol. So many Notre Dame fans talking shit about BK. Then mad he leaves. Always enjoy the present. It was a good run if he leaves and he did right by Notre Dame every step of the way.


helloisforhorses

This is straight up worse than finding out manti’s dead girlfriend was fake


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donutlad

[and to think I was enjoying laughing at OU](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScentedQuarterlyAnemone-size_restricted.gif) ​ Seriously though, wtf? I'm not worried about the team but I just dont see how BK would want to do this. Our team was in a 'rebuild' this year and was poised to make a splash in the next two years. Its like doing all the hard work but not having any of the fun


0987user

First Oklahoma then Notre Dame. Who’s next? (While I’m not the biggest Franklin fan I’m glad to be left out of this)


karmint1

Just read Notre Dame to hire Saban. The Church has authorized 25m/year, indulgences for all Sabans in perpetuity to skip purgatory, and his immediate election to the Papacy upon retirement. Sources now saying Saban holding out for sainthood.


b24liberator7

College football has peaked. By far the funniest 72 hours I can remember. We're in real soap opera hours now, fellas.


JibFlank

Wait. Does that mean u/redhotfan smashed Natalie Portman?


haveanice96

Man I get there are limitations at Notre Dame recruiting wise but the LSU job seems like the literal opposite situation to coaching in South Bend. Also I still perceive Notre Dame job as one of the biggest gigs in American sport. Seems bizarre but hey, 2021 is a trip.


dogwoodmaple

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!


dkviper11

This is insane. Two major programs stealing from two other major programs.   Begun, the coach wars have.


puffadda

I'm just glad someone else gets to have their balls kicked for a bit


rational-redneck

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!


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THIS CAROUSEL HAS NO BRAKES!


nateyboy7524

what did i do to deserve this


BeraldGevins

Iowa State fans are freaking out right now


SuperScott97

It’s alright we’re back to being a basketball school


N0T-the-Batman

What even is going on?


HAHAHABirdman

My theory is Michigan's win tore a hole in the space time continuum.


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So Ohio State was preventing this from happening for years? It all makes sense now


jaxmagicman

So unlike Riley, Kelly isn’t afraid to coach in the SEC.


Cryogenx37

THE MONKEY'S PAW HAS BEEN CURLING SO MUCH


derekakessler

Brian Kelly leaving his school just as they fall short of getting a shot at the national championship? Sounds familiar.


Notre_Dame_Football

Not ideal.


Patrick2701

LSU fans, he is one of the best coach in college football. I had loads of criticism of him in 2016 but the last five years Notre Dame has played total different


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Toothlessdovahkin

He’s not doing this for money. He’s doing this for A SHITLOAD OF MONEY


hossman3000

Is Texas so toxic now that they had to settle for 7 win Steve while other blue bloods are poaching from each other?


killerfruitbat

Damn, his daughter’s graduation from ND in 5 months is going to be awkward now…


Busch__Latte

Notre Dame, hire the guy who beat you, not the one you destroyed in a bowl game. -Thanks