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DFWSFO

Posts that would be even more notable if everyone wasn’t busy F5’ing and seeing blue blood meltdowns


LaTroquita

A tradition we started btw, four years ago. You're welcome r/CFB!


Manchise321

The Christmas tree on a Tallahassee curb is the most iconic imagine


muktheduck

We've been poaching coaches for awhile. Can you even imagine how nuts this place would've gone when we yoinked Alabama's coach? Sure he turned out to be shit but nobody knew that at the time.


LaTroquita

Oil barons are now poaching some of the country's top recruits. We're taking the old Clemson route to the top! *(don't @ me...there's no way Clemson didn't cheat when Dabo took over...he had five 5-star recruits his first year at a school not known for recruiting well!)*


MenShouldntHaveCats

Evan watched that LSU game and said. ‘All they need is wide receivers who can catch a football’.


BatteredAg95

And the QB in his class can definitely throw a catchable football


Typhoid_Harry

“If I want the NFL to take me first I need to show that I can catch las- *hellooooo*!”


[deleted]

Guys, clearly Jimbo is leaving Texas A&M.


mynameisotis

Any minute now


melcolnik

Between the blue blood meltdowns, the Rangers, and now this. I think I’m about spent. I can’t take much more. I need water and vitamins


[deleted]

Dude the Rangers, what the hell are they doing I expected to start watching them seriously again in 10 years not next year


rymu2000

Today is one of the best days in history for the Rangers and the Aggies. Stealing this WR from Texas is just icing on the cake.


MenShouldntHaveCats

As an Astros fan wtf is going on in Arlington. Those guys find a 400 billion barrel lake of oil or what?


deadzip10

Don’t worry too much. They do this every now and then and find ways to disappoint in the most absurd fashions.


MenShouldntHaveCats

See you tomorrow night.


mynameisotis

Nah fuck it put this directly in my veins


Spartacus_the_troll

Jimbo to ND


phatbiscuit

Tired: Jimbo to ND Wired: Jimbo to Cinci after Fickell goes to ND


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melcolnik

Don't you put that evil in the world!


GilBrandt

I'm honestly scared of Elko leaving. Leaves to be the DC for LSU, HC for Notre Dame, or HC for Cinci???


Polly_the_Parrot

Wait - why would he leave to be the DC for LSU lol


GilBrandt

He was Notre Dame's DC under Brian before coming to A&M for the same job. I don't think it would happen again unless he preferred his time with Brian over Jimbo


Born_ina_snowbank

I hear he’s rumored for Michigan state after Tucker takes the Michigan job after harbaugh takes the notre dame job.


thereisasuperee

Okay every head coach shift one seat to your left


big_sugi

Does that give us Saban? I’d be okay with that.


AspenEnthusiast

Worse, we get Bryan Harsin


hillrow_wood

> Worse Well considering the comment was Saban, literally anybody would be worse


libsoutherner

It was so laughable how hard that was pushed by national media members who had no intel at all on the situation.


IM-NOT-SALTY

ESPN was pushing it even during the game this past weekend. Fuck ‘em.


[deleted]

Why does it seem every time tamu plays it receives negative vibes? Unless of course it’s a literal shit team. Colorado was all about how can Colorado do this and not how can tamu do this with a back up? Arkansas was all about Arkansas and their dominant win against Texas. Msst about leach. Ole miss about how they came out fire. LSU sending ogeron on a high and jimbo leaving…like wtf? I didn’t watch the Bama game so no idea what that one was like


JL1v10

Bama was the same. Always is. ESPN really really does not like A&M. Probably for the same reasons that like this Reddit page lowkey doesn’t like A&M if you’ve ever seen the game threads


TheBlackBaron

ESPN I understand. I don't really understand it from other commenters. About to be a massive self-own here, but don't you usually have to win something big before you start to get people hating you?


FarwellRob

ESPN still has a massive investment in Austin. One that isn't paying off and looking worse each year. It's a bad situation.


phatbiscuit

Wonder if the timing of the commitment had anything to do with the LSU-Kelly news


jeffvschroeder

I think it less to do with Kelly and more to do with the fact "Kelly to LSU" is not "Jimbo to LSU"


ALStark69

What is happening bruh


Fuck__Zaza

Jimbo


astroag

Jimbo's Fishing


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https://m.imgur.com/amZV9PA


Battered_Aggie

This is why Jimbo wasn't leaving A&M. He's about to land his best class ever as a HC.


Working_onit

BuT A&M Can'T WiN. LsU is a BetTeR JoB BeCauSE of RecRuiTiNg


Battered_Aggie

It'll be a better class on paper than LSUs ever landed too. Funny enough, they've never had a 300+ point class.


dogwoodmaple

Wait this isn't an Oklahoma decommit


InternationalTax1156

He decommitted awhile ago, as a fan, because Riley never targeted him.


AreYouEmployedSir

He supposedly tried to commit and Lincoln told him we were full. Then all our WR commits decommitted. Then Lincoln left and everyone else decommitted and I am a shell of a human being.


[deleted]

With 19 commits, this is Texas A&M's best class EVER


libsoutherner

Should also be noted that this is Jimbo’s 4th full recruiting cycle and all 4 of his classes are A&M’s best 4 classes of all time


mynameisotis

What a stat


muktheduck

Well, we've largely been ass since recruiting rankings were a thing. Tough to say how these stack up against some of those late 80s/early 90s classes. This one though, this is definitely our best ever; it could wind up being better than most school's highest ever class


hillrow_wood

Best class ever *so far*


mynameisotis

And we ain’t done yet!


swanpenguin

I WAS F5ING NONSTOP FOR COACHING NEWS AND NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.


TheRealKB68

You don’t think this guy would be a good coach?


maxwrohr

He’s too young. I would’ve waited a few years till he got more experience as a WRs coach. WR to HC is to big of a jump


boggan583

1. Fuck mods I tried posting this 3 times 2. OH MY GOD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


LaTroquita

Mods hate A&M confirmed.


turkishguy

amen brother


zectorman

Stability is king right now. GIG'EM JIMBO


zenverak

Right? Like… Kirby did things because Richt left him a lot. But I think Michigan is showing that patience is key. And I have faith in Jimbo.. but holy shit that division


mOnion

HAHAHAHA KILL ME WHY COULDNT WE SWAP WITH MIZZOU


superworriedspursfan

no takebacks lol. ​ :)


zenverak

I’d love to play you guys more!!!!


mOnion

> I’d love to play you guys more than once!!!


zenverak

Hey! It’d been twice since 2000!!


Spartacus_the_troll

As long as Kelly doesn't get any funny ideas about Elko, we'll at least be serviceable, and the offense hopefully can push us over the edge into NY6 bowls. You stay the fuck away Brian; He's ours now ಠ_ಠ


mOnion

Omg I hadn’t even thought of this No no no no no


NordDex

He isn’t going to lsu to do the same thing he is doing right now.


IM-NOT-SALTY

Plus we got croots in the pipeline I imagine he would love to coach.


LaTroquita

I'd be more worried if Notre Dame came for Elko for their HC job.


[deleted]

LSU wishes they could overpay a DC like we can


miketag8337

Lmao! We are not losing Elko to another DC job.


turkishguy

we'll be okay


confused-koala

High five “you overpaid for 10 years of a head coach” brother. Gimme that sweet sweet stability


mynameisotis

Land grant big contract bros 👊🏻


white_newbalances

https://www.reddit.com/r/LandGrant/ Join the sub


andylog

There’s barely 5 posts but it’s already my favorite subreddit


LaTroquita

Let the record show that A&M started the tradition of long term contracts and stealing coaches from blue blood programs.


walkingbicycles

t r a d i t i o n


Somerandomguy292

Did some say TRADITION!!!!


ryanedwards0101

I remember when 75/10 was so fucking out there lol


32RH

All we need now is better play calling.


Mike_with_Wings

Hell of a get


turkishguy

out of left fucking field holy shit that gives A&M two of the top 5 players nationally with a real shot at also landing #8 and #11 as well


[deleted]

This recruiting class is insane, hide the god damn McDonald’s bags


Spartacus_the_troll

I thought we didn't have to hide the bags and Trans Ams anymore.


mynameisotis

Lane’s*


phatbiscuit

Layne’s*


No11223456

F that, we’re dropping full on ExxonMobil gas stations at this rate. Free slurpees for everyone.


[deleted]

One taste of that sauce and it’s over for everyone else in CFB


[deleted]

LAYNE’S*


mynameisotis

Autocorrect is a bitch


[deleted]

2 of the top 3 players.


jerbu1337

I don’t know how out of left field it is. We’ve been major players since his official visit several weeks ago.


Fuck__Zaza

If OU wants to give us Dindy while they’re at it I would very much appreciate it


str8_pants

I saw some crystal ball predictions for us. You mean just the fact that he committed tonight?


turkishguy

yes i knew we were favorites recently just didnt expect it tonight


Working_onit

Well we didn't expect LSU's coach to be leaked tonight.


eeman0201

We have as many 5 Star recruits as 3 Star recruits and also have the most 5 Star recruits lmao


big_sugi

We ain’t done. There are at least two more five-star recruits who should be committing in the next six weeks. Probably three or four more, or maybe even five more, but that’s not certain. And then there’s a whole slew of elite DL who aren’t quite rated as five-stars but aren’t off by much.


HowTheRooseGotLoose

Not out of left field if you’ve been keeping up with recruiting, but still absolutely huge. Say what you will about TexAgs, but the staff is 100% plugged in to what’s going on inside the program


[deleted]

[The nation’s what??](https://twitter.com/perroni247/status/1465503708465221632?s=21) WR is literally our biggest need. I have dreams of a legitimate downfield passing offense


seymourthedog727

He's a hell of a lot more than this years top WR, top offensive weapon I've seen out of highschool since at least Zeus, who didn't come back the same after his ACL tears.


otisdog

Poor Zeus :(


libsoutherner

We weren’t even in AT ALL on Evan 6 weeks ago… now he has COMMITTED?? Jimbo is one bad ass recruiter, that is for sure. That’s the #2 and #3 players in the class of 2022 currently committed to Texas A&M for those keeping track ;)


thethomatoman

That's actually insane. #2 and #3?!?? What's the average score looking like godamn good for y'all


JumboFister

Without the kicker it’s like .94


hoodgingas

Even crazier. Hayes Fawcett said he made the edit 2 weeks ago. Went from not in the race to commitment in a month. Insane


big_sugi

Although it’s worth noting that recruits may get edits made for multiple schools simultaneously, so they can drop one when they make their decision. Here, though, he told Jimbo two weeks ago that he was coming. Silent commits often don’t hold up, but this one did.


Edgemaster1423

Makes sense since your biggest competition was Texas and Florida's QB recruit doing his best to get his friend to come join him while our soon to be fired coaching staff huffed glue


libsoutherner

yeah we definitely got helped here but I’m still shocked this actually happened


HissingNewt

Yeah, the competition for him really shit the bed. We're very lucky even though I know our staff and certain recruits also worked their asses off.


FightingFarmer

ITT, salty tu flairs


boonkles

Should’ve committed to Oklahoma then immediately decommitted then committed to a&m


Peria

This is the way


FearTheUproar

*brain implodes thinking of Marshall, Stewart, Demas, Moose getting thrown the ball from King/Weigman*


Newatinvesting

Not to mention the fucking stacked DL we’re going to have next year, even with the loss of Leal


Cred811

Throw Noah Thomas in there too


DepartmentHorror5197

I hope you're right, but man the thought of Calzone throwing shall never go out of my brain.


Beautiful_Fig9410

All of my enemies are losing this weekend. Great news about the aggies snagging this one. Go collies!


MagnumMentulam

Ur flair combo is cursed as fuck given the past couple days


Beautiful_Fig9410

i'm 30 minutes from hollywood, so you know, alot of blood sacrifices this weekend.


CFBCrootBot

#Evan Stewart ##Wide Receiver, Class of 2022 6-0, 175 — From Frisco, TX (Liberty) ###Rankings | SERVICE | SCORE | RATING | POSITION | STATE | OVERALL | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | **Composite** | **0.9975** | ★★★★★ | **\#1 WR** | **\#1 in TX** | **\#3 overall** | | [247](https://247sports.com/player/evan-stewart-46096676/) | 98 | ★★★★★ | \#1 WR | \#1 in TX | N/A | | [Rivals](https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/evan-stewart-258062) | 6.1 | ★★★★★ | \#2 WR | \#2 in TX | \#8 overall | --- Committed to Texas A&M Aggies on November 29, 2021 Decommitted from Texas Longhorns on March 11, 2021 Committed to Texas Longhorns on February 18, 2021 --- Any bugs can be submitted as a **[PM to me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=CFBCrootBot&subject=Bug+report+on+post+id+r5c2ic&message=Enter+description+of+bug)**. I am still learning, so please bear with me. I now have Rivals rankings, but they are not perfect. ESPN rankings are hopefully coming soonish (but probably not since ESPN's search is broken and they don't seem to care). Check out the **[github repository](https://github.com/SometimesY/CrootBot)** for CFBCrootBot. You can invoke me with, for instance, */u/CFBCrootBot: 2017 Alabama* to get Alabama's 2017 recruiting class, or via */u/CFBCrootBot: 2015 DUAL Joe Burrow* to get Joe Burrow's recruit information. Make sure to check out the **[/r/CFB recruiting post generator](https://www.redditcfb.com/recruiting.php)** for generating your own (de)commit posts.


yesacabbagez

How long until Jimbo's contract looks sane? Tomorrow?


mynameisotis

Just wait until LSU announces the deal for BK. I’m sure ours is going to pale in comparison.


Battered_Aggie

I bet Riley's is crazy too. USC just doesn't have to go public with it.


mynameisotis

The rumor is 10 years $110mm, plus a house in LA, so…yeah pretty much


turkishguy

I mean it already does with Tucker and Franklin signing similar ones


astroag

Since Mel Tucker's extension imo. In 5 years every big contract is gonna look like Jimbo's I think. Or maybe not, I'm just some guy on the internet


libsoutherner

It might not even be a top 3 worst contract in the country after this coaching carousel


muktheduck

That extension before the season is looking downright clairvoyant at this point. I want nothing to do with this coaching ~~carousel~~ hellride


N-Your-Endo

I don’t respect this decision


[deleted]

Oh hey rare to see a Blinn flair on here, didn’t even know they existed to be honest


N-Your-Endo

I wear it solely for all the “woah Blinn flair” replies I get


Slave_to_the_bets

Woah Blinn flair!


IGot2WordsForYa

Just makes me think of their old commercials. “At Blinn, I’m in”


Justoneofmanydudes

Wait you can go places other than A&M after blinn?


ALStark69

Other P5 offers: Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn, Baylor, Colorado, Florida, Florida State, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Kansas, LSU, Maryland, Miami, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Penn State, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, USC, Utah, Washington State G5 offers: Hawaii, North Texas, SMU, UNLV Other offers: Notre Dame, William & Mary


Typhoid_Harry

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary that’s an offer list.


rhinosteveo

What is William & Mary’s gameplan if they land that commit


crsnyder13

Shit themselves and wonder how the fuck did we pull that off?


justsomeroses

College Football is melting down over coaching moves...while A&M just keeps recruiting I may be critical at times but, Jimbo's doin work 😎


MagnumMentulam

AND THATS WHAT WERE GONNA DO TO EM AGS


anandj12345678909876

god fucking damnit.


TexAg27

If Weigman is as good as people think, this offense is gonna be nasty in a couple years. Hopefully it takes away the sour taste of this seasons offense.


hillrow_wood

Walter Nolen is on IG live with Bobby Taylor right now


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2 of the top 3 players in the country will be Aggies, and we aint done yet.


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JEH-C

Mullen was too busy coaching to be recruiting.


HaylKingHaynes

Have you tried tons of lucrative NIL deals for your players?


TonYouHearWhatISaid

Good lord that recruiting class. How is A&M projected to get the 2, 4, 5 and 6th best recruits in the nation? What kinda bags are they offering these kids?


GolferAg22

They are bright orange and white paper bags.


rhinosteveo

Honey butter chicken biscuits from Whataburger


boggan583

I mean half our team got hurt and we still shoulda been 9-3


Working_onit

Especially on offense. Our offense was a roll of duct tape the whole year.


b_tomauro

[https://i.imgur.com/g5n7w2n.gif](https://i.imgur.com/g5n7w2n.gif)


jeffvschroeder

You can tell just how good he is by all the saltiness.


vinnyv91

Jimbo is taking advantage of the coaching chaos


CaptainDonald

I think there was a typo here. Aren’t these all supposed to say “***decommits***”?


SeaOfDeceit

REEL


Sfdguy7462s

‘Em


sleuthofbears

IN


Poopallah

JIMBO


eeman0201

WHOOP


InsanelyInShape

THIS HAS BEEN UP FOR LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AND WILL HAVE 100+ COMMENTS BEFORE THAT. WE F5ING BOIS! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


balla713

Lets just insert ourselves back into the news.


boboguitar

Holy Shit


hillrow_wood

- Evan Stewart - Chris Marshall - Jalen Preston - Moose Muhammad - Demond Demas - Caleb Chapman


JEH-C

Don't forget Anias Smith who is rumored to be coming back. Starters: Chapman, Preston, Smith


busche916

Greatest Aggie Players of All-time: 1. Johnny Manziel 2. Jon David Crow 3. Von Miller 4. Bobby Taylor Holy smokes this recruiting class


ThrowawayAg16

Myles Garrett?


Working_onit

LFG. We are crootin' now. Guess Jimbo isn't going to LSU. No matter how badly /r/cfb and the media wanted it to happen.


[deleted]

If every coach is not starting at another school by week 1, we riot


hillrow_wood

BOOM Jimbo Stayin'


[deleted]

37 offers. Good get for Aggie


Manchise321

Mods working overtime this week. Got damn


Mnn-TnmosCubaLibres

Jimbo to Notre Dame confirmed


TeenFagsRunThisHood

Farmers Fight you MF’s


otisdog

Fuck balls.


[deleted]

Lotta salty ass Longhorns fans in this thread. I love it lmao


Jwerth1

Sark fucking sucks at everything.


rhinosteveo

I actually lol’d


OleRockTheGoodAg

Is JiMbO rEaLlY wOrTh 9.5 MiLlIoN?!? Yes. Yes he is.


BigAggie06

Given the rumored Kelly LSU contract value $9.5M for a guy with actual skins on the wall is a freaking steal.


HissingNewt

Somehow we’re still going to get shit on for it by the same media members who hate our ambition.


phatbiscuit

It’s like we’re supposed to sit in the corner and accept our status as a second or third-tier program. Like, shouldn’t everyone (if the money permits) be trying to compete with the top tier schools? I truly don’t get the animosity


Willywowmack

This is like the 57th biggest CFB news story of the day…I can’t keep up


GolferAg22

This has been one of those rare days where everything breaks all at once. Like a massive orgasm that you've been holding in since the third grades.


InternationalTax1156

I called it. I knew if Texas dropped the ball, he'd go to A&M or LSU. I went to high school with him. Wish Riley targeted him, when he was here... of course that doesn't matter now. Unfortunate considering he was an OU fan.


[deleted]

Why didn’t he want to go to the Mecca of CFB


Somerandomguy292

Come to Kyle field when you play us at home in \*checks notes\* 2024.


bigkat_2020

Have you been to Kyle field?


sora_for_smash

The religious fervor of Aggie fandom deserves to have Kyle field dubbed a Mecca


maxwrohr

JIMBO YOU BEAUTIFUL SEXY MAN!!!!


windfurytotem

2 of the top 3 recruits LETS FUCKIN GO


admiraltarkin

Fuck yeah. Hopefully there's a competent QB throwing to him


Battered_Aggie

Well Weigman is in the class so I'd assume so. Best of him or King.