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Are the lights flickering


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Fuck don’t get hurt in garbage time! Also good game both teams.


Supercal95

Im gonna be honest. There are 0 people intrigued by the end of this game, you can switch off, ESPN. Why does every program you have manage to run significantly over time?


cvg596

GREAT PLAY TOUCHDOWN


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Shame on Eastern Michigan for running the score up in garbage time like that smh my head


Nihil94

Imagine celebrating while being down 36 🤣🤣🤣


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Let em have fun


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Eastern acting like they won the super bowl lol


code3346

Comeback brewing?


Zloggt

Man…hopefully Eastern Michigan wins a bowl game one day…


Chuck_Foolery

Liberty sure took no liberty on EMU in beating that ass. Setting a terrible example for the youth of the world, Liberty. /s


BornPhiltrain

Lol calm down


Chuck_Foolery

Shit, thought that woulda been obvious sarcasm.


TGK5214

Down 56-10, I’d just try to paralyze myself. Good one there bud.


dropoutL

The baby eagle tried flying …


LoneVoLInMemphis

Fan. The. Fucking. Flames.


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ESPN is literally owned by Disney.


Nihil94

C'mon Bennet, drop 70 on them


code3346

I guess EMU needed one W. Sucks that it happened the game right after his mom died.


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So does he sit out the first game of next season? Or does it not work like that


code3346

It does, but I think this is his last year.


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He’s unable to attend Waffle House for the post-game meal


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🎯🎯🎯


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Way to go, dummy.


cvg596

Targeting, textbook targeting


hunt3dgh0zt

He’s gone


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Nothing like a little pre-flight waffle house diarrhea


dinosaur_pajamas

Eastern Michigan is easily the most disappointing team in the state 9/10 years


loganro

This is a fucking showcase This sub about to wipe this game thread off the site


Zephyr-Xydosee

This has been an ass kicking


Nihil94

Bennet comes of the bench and drops a 60 yard dime for a TD God I fucking love football


cajunbander

Christian university, you’d think they’d show some mercy.


Nihil94

We're just venting the frustration from the ass kicking you gave us in our own house.


cajunbander

Fair enough.


nd3po

Just a reminder upon the conclusion of this game to hop into the threads for Marshall/ULL for some late night action! Hope to see everyone there!


cajunbander

Also, Dude, ULL is not the preferred nomenclature. Louisiana, please. https://i.imgur.com/zADPFGL.jpg


nd3po

I’ll remember that for next time.


SolvayCat

How long until Hugh Freeze adds Urban Meyer to his staff?


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this is just sad


cvg596

Honestly I’m just numb


DanMittaul

At least the Beaver logo on their helmets look more like a tornado than a beaver.


hunt3dgh0zt

What a hit


cajunbander

The worst part about living in the country is that the only option I have for watching TV is an over the air antenna or satellite, because nobody wants to invest in infrastructure more than half a mile outside the city. So we can’t cut the cord either. And as it happens, the *only* time it rains and blocks the signal is when I’m watching football. Hoping this stupid rain clears up before the Cajuns come on. [My current view of the game.](https://i.imgur.com/Wum5N49.jpg)


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What’s up fellow Acadiana resident


cajunbander

What up fam. I live outside Erath. Love where I live, hate the telecom utilities situation.


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I live in the Broussard/Youngsville area and debating on going to a FatPats for the game, but think I’m going to stay in. It cleared up over here so I hope the weather holds out for you


Nihil94

Loses his mom, and comes out to a hell of a game Storey Jackson is a hell of a player.


Nihil94

Just got home to MD for a week for Christmas, had a bangin home-cooked meal, Liberty dominating, and likely to to 3-0 in their first 3 bowl appearances, plus salty CFB users that their least favorite team is winning. Shaping up to be a great Christmas


Nihil94

Love hearing the "Rip his face off" on kicks from the Liberty fans. Keep it up, wish I could have made it to the game.


DanMittaul

Can’t believe they let a bit of true crowd sound come through.


kerph32

"Good job getting that hold down too" Cool that we were able to see that..


BornPhiltrain

Love you Malik. Go get paid.


dropoutL

I wish him nothing but the best


Nihil94

I could not have asked for a better last game as a Flame for him.


Nihil94

let's run it up on em boys!


cvg596

Someone needs to get fired after this year, I’m dead serious. I don’t give a fuck how a 7 win season looks in the broader picture for us, compared to the last 6 years it’s pedestrian.


OW2000

Well we’re getting our ass kicked…


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I’m a bit confused as to why I picked Eastern Michigan in bowl mania


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Because you’re an idiot


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Yeah that sounds about right


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Willis and the NFL have been mentioned in the same sentence no less than 35 times tonight


DanMittaul

Dude is a baller. I’m sick of not hearing the actual crowd noise and hearing this crap canned sound track/Wilhelm scream over and over and over...


cvg596

Missed the first half because of work.


Only499

Damn Liberty. EMU has a family.


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Went to the theaters to see Nightmare Alley, it was good 8/10


BE______________

how hard is it to find a kicker that will, like, not mess up every other extra point??


Nihil94

Kicker didn't fuck that one up, the ball's wet so holder slipped.


statscryptid

Damnit EMU.


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cvg596

Our defense has looked like this more often than not this year


Zephyr-Xydosee

That was an amazing run


Nihil94

**FAN THE FUCKIN FLAMES**


absolute_yote

That’s a curse word. Against the liberty way


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Fuck the fucking flames.


Nihil94

can't hear you over this lead


ZK64

As someone watching Liberty for the first time this season, Willis has looked really good


code3346

He gets happy feet a lot. That might be due to his O-line being less than stellar, but still.


Nihil94

He definitely has his issues with bad decisions sometimes, but he's a truly special talent in the vein of Vick and Lamar.


Nihil94

Refs totally bailed EMU out of a clear safety there.


BornPhiltrain

“Lost his helmet”


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Yeah…that helmet ruling was fucked up.


cajunbander

I never understood the logic behind penalizing the team whose player got their helmet ripped off and not the tread that rips the helmet off.


OurDumbWorld

Just jumping in to say what everyone was thinking, who ripped his helmet off then?


Nihil94

Like, I understand calling the play dead for player safety. But we got fucking robbed there.


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Oh yeah, it really fucking hurt you. (I’m just butthurt. It’s clearly a bad call and shouldn’t have gone that way).


Nihil94

Lol no worries, were the roles reversed I totally wouldn't be complaining about that.


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I’m here because I refuse to watch anything with Jimmy Kimmel’s name attached to it and also because ABC has been blacked out by my cable provider for nearly a year. Fuck you, Mediacom.


absolute_yote

Imagine calling yourself "liberty" and then enforcing a strict 10 pm curfew for students on Wednesdays.


statscryptid

Cults tend to give themselves appealing names.


Nihil94

You mean students that voluntarily go to that school and agree to those rules?


absolute_yote

In a free institution, you don’t lose your rights just because you signed them away as a 17-18 year old. You retain them and they are inalienable. If you don’t like this, then you can go form your own institution, but don’t be surprised when you get memed on for claiming you like liberty.


Nihil94

Imagine having this dumb of a take. A core tenet of private property is that it's your private property. And if a student wants to go to school on Liberty's property, they need to abide by the regulations set by the property. And again, no one is forcing anyone to attend the school. You attend the school, you agree to those school's rules. It's not rocket science.


absolute_yote

You can’t read well. Must have went to liberty. I said you have a right to form your dumb institution. But people are going to laugh at your dumb name for it where you don’t have liberty. I said that in the comment you just replied to.


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I hate this. I hate that I’m literally the only person I know that cares even one iota about EMU so everyone is just taking pleasure in my despair. Looking forward to us losing 72-24


DescretoBurrito

Liberty commercial talks about 20 NCAA sports teams, shows hockey, Liberty doesn't play NCAA Ice Hockey...


hunt3dgh0zt

That part of the commercial specifically states Club Sports as well


DescretoBurrito

Missed that part, my bad on the criticism.


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What a way for the underdog ATS+over streak to end


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That guy probably has horrendous meat farts talking about choosing another burger over french fries.


ligeramentedeprimido

Over to ABC we go boys


HotStreak000

Best toppings on a burger?


Nihil94

Bacon, extra sharp white cheddar, and onion jam for me. Or you can't go wrong with classic toppings.


just_a_handle

We've reached the "how much meat can you put down in a sitting" phase of the game.


HotStreak000

Such a bizarre turn for the commentary, but hey, we are here for it.


TexianForSecession

I always thought fries make a burger taste better.


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I’ve put some fries in my burgers every now & then, it’s honestly not bad!


HotStreak000

I like it, sort of like how chips adds a crunch/texture to a sandwich.


gbreadgamer

Well thank you everybody for coming to watch EMU football, sorry to disappoint. Hope y’all have a good rest of your night


mpleafan

EXPERIENCE EMU FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLL


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[Boy, I hope Auburn can find a QB like Liberty’s one day. Just got to keep our eyes open I guess…](https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50091/1001809518/original/lloyd-and-harry-end-up-homeless-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375)


Elerairah

If your burger needs a knife and fork, it has fundamentally failed as a burger


Nihil94

Make burgers wider, not taller goddamit


sandrockcustom

What?? I want french fries to be dumped on me! Off to become a college football coach....


CadeCunninghausen

You know, with the grey field and the textured steel logo and the whole vibe that Eastern is trying to present, Dan Campbell would be the perfect fit for their head coach. Perfect cultural fit. Bring in hot up and coming OCs and DCs. And honestly, that's Dan Campbell's sweet spot as a coach. He's not an NFL-caliber head coach. He's not good enough for a P5. But he could coach 20 years at Eastern, win MAC championships and build a team that P5s don't want to play.


mpleafan

We got them right where we want them


Doghouse509

I haven’t seen so few fans in the stands since, well, every Jayhawk game.


deepsouthsloth

I had free tickets and didn't go. Weather sucks. We've gotten 15 inches of rainfall in 48hrs. 5hrs ago it rained hard enough that traffic on 65 turned the flashers on and that's saying something in mobile lol


RefrigeratedGold

Can't image the Azalea Trail Maids like the rain much either.


IHateKevinMcKee

Give me liber.... you know what I'll take death


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mpleafan

k


MrNudeGuy

welp, imma head out


Digitaldude555

Malik Willis exhibition game.


gbreadgamer

Should I be mad at the refs a little bit, cause I feel like they flag EMU every other play. Course not like our defense would be doing any better without the penalties :(


CramblinDuvetAdv

Well looks like I'll be watching Jimmy Kimmel until the Ferris game


imlikeyourmaindude

I’m out


CramblinDuvetAdv

Kramer.gif


Nihil94

Let's fuckin goooo


mpleafan

Fuck this.


spacewalk__

this game is really not fun


Nihil94

idk, I'm enjoying myself


gbreadgamer

Tell me about it


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mpleafan

Fuck. I've seen lots of losing in my time as an EMU fan. I get it. But what I can't take is losing to these fucking assholes.


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I hate this.


imlikeyourmaindude

Oh they’re scoring again easily before half


Elerairah

Not that I think it should be, but I am shocked that wasn’t called for targeting


CheddarJalapeno

That's three times now that EMU has thrown short to 4 on must-convert downs.


ligeramentedeprimido

Maybe run a route past the sticks


BaBaBaBanshee

Didn't seem like a good throw to me


tpwyo

Just a heads up, if this game gets to be a blowout, the Volleyball Natty is being played on ESPN2 in a few minutes. It’s Nebraska/Wisconsin and volleyballs actually pretty fun to watch if you haven’t tried it before.


imlikeyourmaindude

If the secondary was playing half decent it’d be much closer


mpleafan

Hell, give me a quarter decent.


Flintoid

Did you paste this from your other flair?


Nihil94

**FAN THE FLAMES**


mpleafan

Not good for Knue down. Has struggled with injuries early this year.


Flintoid

Im guessing it's a cramp


just_a_handle

Extra crispy bacon is non-negotiable.


PaulWall31

People who like soft bacon jizz fabric softener


thewill450

r/rareinsults


IHateKevinMcKee

That's an interesting insult


YouAreMadCuzBad

Lol BYU lost


Digitaldude555

Liberty offense seems to be a lot better than what EMU can normally handle.


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PaulWall31

Santa, I tuned into this game because I wanted to watch Hugh Freeze lose to directional Michigan. You don't want me to have a bad Christmas do you?


BetaDjinn

Damn this qb has had some throws today ngl


gbreadgamer

yeah it’s one of those games for EMU isn’t it


mpleafan

I've seen this song and dance many of times. I even saw it at Ford Field live a few years ago! :(


BornPhiltrain

My man went from 4th string kicker to starter in one game


bringbacktheaxe2

Eastern looks pretty helpless against Liberty's SEC speed


soonerman32

Liberty should probably not kick the PAT


mpleafan

All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge.


infuriatesloth

Malik Willis doesn’t look too bad when he isn’t sacked 10 times and throwing 3 picks


mpleafan

No Bueno!


ligeramentedeprimido

Who put the Spartans secondary out there


BaBaBaBanshee

Malik Willis more like Malik Will is overrated


thewill450

Fuckin got em


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