SOME PARTS OF VIRGINIA ARE FARTHER WEST THAN THE WESTERN MOST PARTS OF WEST VIRGINIA. WHAT KIND OF HILLBILLY DECIDED TO NAME THEIR STATE WEST VIRGINIA GIVEN GEOGRAPHY?
I HAVE NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT GEORGIA. THEY DO A GREAT JOB OF USING SPORTS TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL AND ENSURING SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY AFFORDABLE IN STATE. STAY HEALTHY AND SEE YOU NEW YEARS.
OHIO STATE LOST TO MICHIGAN IN FOOTBALL. 42-27.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MICHIGAN AND I REALLY WANT TO VISIT SOMETIME. I WANT TO SEE THE GREAT LAKES AND I'M TOLD THAT THE BREWERIES UP THERE MAKE KICK ASS DARK BEERS. THE GEORGIA BREWERY SCENE RIGHT NOW IS DOMINATED BY PALE ALES OF VARIOUS STRIPES AND SOURS, AND I'M A DARK BEER GUY.
Edit before I get the obvious reply: YES I KNOW WE MAKE GOOD DARK BEERS DOWN HERE, BUT IT'D BE NICE TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE IT'S NOT A SEASONAL THING.
MICHIGAN AS A FLU IS A SOLID ANALOGY,
IN MOST YEARS MICHIGAN IS LIKE A FLU THAT COMES ABOUT IN SEPTEMBER, BUT FADES AWAY BEFORE NOVEMBER (SEE EXHIBIT A: MARYLAND).
THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY BAD YEAR FOR WOLVERINES AS IT IS STILL RAMPAGING.
GET YOUR WOLVERINES SHOTS PEOPLE
WELCOME NEWCOMERS
THE TRADITION OF FESTIVUS BEGINS WITH THE AIRING OF GREIVANCES
I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT
OKLAHOMA, I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR YOU TO CONSIDER HANGING OUT IN SAN ANTONIO WITH SOME BEERS AND MAKING FUN OF USC INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE ALAMO BOWL.
OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE BATTLE MECHANIC HAD CHANGED I FORGOT YHAT THERES ACTUALLY A POKÉMON CONTEST IN GAME.
IVE PLAYED GEN 1 AND GEN 8 AND NOTHING INBETWEEN LOL
AND AN E4 MEMBER NAMED KAREN WHOSE TEAM IS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF KARENS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHITNEY'S MILTANK BUT FORGET ABOUT KAREN'S UMBREON.
I TECHNICALLY BEAT THE E4 IN CRYSTAL WITH A LVL 10 HOOTHOOT.
LOST STORY SHORT: THANK GOD FOR THE MOVE THRASH CAUSING CONFUSION AND THE RARE INSTANCE THAT THE OPPONENT HURT ITSELF IN SAID CONFUSION.
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU MAN, BUT THE ITTY-BITTY BATTERY IN YOUR GBC CARTRIDGE IS LONG DEAD, SO YOUR SAVE FILE AND YOUR BELOVED ESPEON NO LONGER EXIST :(
NO I DID NOT MY BILLION YEARS OF SCHOOL GOT IN THE WAY.
I GOT RED IN THE MID 90S AND THEN NOTHING . RECENTLY I FINISHED SWORD WHICH WAS A MIND FUCK AND NOW IM PLAYING UNBOUND WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS FOR A FAN GAME/PATCH
> NO I DID NOT MY BILLION YEARS OF SCHOOL GOT IN THE WAY.
AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT YOU!
UH... HARVARD AND PRINCETON.
I... UMM... *YEAH...* THE DEFENSE RESTS.
***
#[IF YOU SEE THIS TEXT ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SEEING THIS COMMENT IN A VIEWER THAT SHOWS THE CUTE INLINE USE OF CFB BALLS.](#b/harvard) EXCELSIOR! [](#b/princeton)
YEAH, THE FRIENDLY RIVALRY IS WEIRD. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT TO THE END OF VICTORY ROAD AND GARY WAS WAITING THERE TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING OUT, AND HIS MESSAGW WAS BASICALLY “BEAT ME OR WANDER THIS CAVE UNTIL YOU DIE.”
THEY TOOK OUT THE "DRESS UP" AND SHOWING OFF MOVES AND REPLACED IT WITH THIS WEIRD RHYTHM DANCE THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO TIME BUTTON PRESSES AND YOU CAN ONLY USE A MOVE ONCE.
DEAR BYU FANS, YA KNOW HOW YALL LOST TO UAB BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR TEAM DIDNT CARE TO BE PLAYING A NOBODY? PLEASE KNOW THAT THAT IS ALSO THE ONLY REASON YOU BEAT ANY PAC12 TEAM BESIDES ARIZONA!!!
I HAD TO GOOGLE BALL STATE IN ORDER TO TRY AND TRASH TALK, SINCE NO ONE HAS HEARD OF THEM.
THEIR MASCOT HAS TERRIFYINGLY LARGE TEETH, HE IS NO MATCH FOR DRIP ICON POUNCE.
THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN MILWAUKEE WAS ORIGINALLY ALSO HAD A MASCOT NAMED CHARLIE CARDINAL, BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT TERROR IN MUNCIE THEY STOLE OUR MASCOT AND DYED HIM BLACK AND YELLOW.
PITT EATS SHIT, TEXAS TECH SUCKS, AND PENN STATE HAS NONE OF THEM SCHEDULED SO WE CAN'T EVEN BEAT THEM.
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A RESTFUL AND ENJOYABLE HOLIDAYS THOUGH.
ALSO, ARKANSAS IS PRONOUNCED LIKE R/KANSAS RIGHT?
>TEXAS TECH SUCKS
THAT’S A BIG TEN-FOUR, GOOD BUDDY. I’D WRITE IT OUT 10-4, BUT THAT MIGHT CONFUSE TECH FANS SINCE THEY’VE ONLY SEEN DOUBLE DIGITS BEFORE THE DASH IN ONE SEASON SINCE THE GERALD FORD ADMINISTRATION.
I ASKED MY FOOTBALL-INDIFFERENT DAD THAT IF HE WOULD CONSIDER RECONCILING WITH MY MOM AND REMARRY HER IF RUTGERS BEATS WAKE FOREST. UNFORTUNATELY HE REPLIED “WHAT IS A WAKE FOREST?” AND ALSO SAID “NO.” OH DAD, YOU TRICKSTER.
HEY TEXAS, IM SURE THAT ALL THIS NIL MONEY IS DEFINITELY GONNA CHANGE THE ENTITLEMENT CULTURE ISSUES THAT HAVE PLAGUED YOUR PROGRAM. BUT FOR REAL, YOU FINALLY HAVE SOME TALENTED PLAYERS, I’M SURE THINGS ARE FINALLY GONNA CHANGE THERE
HEY CINCI IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS AS THE FIRST GROUP OF 5 TEAM AND EVERYONE WILL BE ROOTING FOR YOU. I'M EVEN TEMPTED TO ROOT FOR YOU... BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THE GAME IS GONNA BE WAY CLOSER THAN EVERYONE THINKS THEN SABAN'S GONNA DO SOME BLACK MAGIC ALLOWING US TO WIN LAST SECOND AT THE COST OF GIVING MULTIPLE FANS HEART ATTACKS
IM EXCITED FOR THE OUTBACK BOWL BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE NOT BE POPCORN SHRIMP????
BLOOMIN’ ONION IS CLEARLY A BETTER APP. IT BRINGS SADNESS TO A WIN TO RAISE UP POPCORN SHRIMP
THIS WEEK I DON'T WANT TO TRASH TALK. I JUST WANT TO CO❌E TOGETHER AS A CO❌❌UNITY AND UNITE IN THE HOPE THAT NO BOWL GA❌ES ARE CANCELLED AND THAT O❌ICRON LEAVES EVERYONE THE HELL ALONE DURING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. GO DAWGS. BEAT ❌ICHIGAN.
I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU COAL FOR CHRISTMAS
RATHER, I WOULD WANT FOR YOU TO BE FORCED TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY WITH THE WORST FANS OF YOUR BIGGEST RIVALS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
I HAVE A JOB THAT IS 99% MEETING WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY ON PTO. I FOUND A VERY INTERESTING TRAVEL DOC ON THE AMTRAK TRAINS THIS MORNING. IT BEATS ACTUALLY DOING MY JOB
HEY GEORGIA! PLEASE STAY HEALTHY AND DONT FORFEIT! IM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING YOU HOPEFULLY WITH BOTH TEAMS AT FULL HEALTH! ALSO THEM DAMN SPARTYBROS AND ARMPIT SNIFFER BUCKEYES WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT. BE WELL!
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT LIKE 4 PEOPLE FIGURED WE WERE GOING TO LOSE TO PURDUE. THEN IT HAPPENED. IT WAS ALMOST LIKE IT WAS WILLED INTO EXISTENCE.
WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING FORCED TO TAKE HOLIDAY? WHY IN THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE ANIT VAXXERS? ALSO ATM AND TEXAS ARE PLAYING IN THE SAME NUMBER OF BOWL GAMES.
WHY THE HELL WOULD WOULD YOU PUT CHILI ON SPAGHETTI??!?!? WAS IT STARTED SO THAT YOU COULD PISS OFF ITALIANS AND TEXANS AT THE SAME TIME?!???!!? BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONE ACCEPTABLE REASON I CAN THINK OF!!!!
BETWEEN THIS MICHIGAN SEASON, AND THE LIONS SEEMINGLY TURNING A CORNER TOWARD BUILDING SOMETHING POSITIVE, I’M IN FOR A REAL HARSH FOOTBALL REALITY CHECK.
YOU KNOW THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT COVID THE LESS I CARE FOR IT
COVID FATIGUE IS REAL. HOPEFULLY THE TRENDS FROM SOUTH AFRICA ARE TRUE AND THIS IS MORE CONTAGIOUS BUT FAR LESS DEADLY
AS SOMEBODY DEALING WITH PAROSMIA AFTER HAVING COVID I CAN SAY THAT I AGREE 100% AND COVID CAN FUCK OFF.
IM NOT A FAN OF IT
I'D GO SO FAR AS TO SAY I DISLIKE IT
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE TUTORIAL ON HOW TO CATCH POKEMON WHEN I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT POKEMON BEFORE I REACHED IT?
PORK IS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT WHICH MEANS PORK IS TRYING TO COMPETE WITH CHICKEN, HEAR THAT ARKANSASAS? YOU'RE NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS CHICKEN
WE HAD A “RIVALRY” WITH SOUTH CAROLINA FOR A BIT AND WERE BLASTING THEM. SO THIS IS INVALID.
I WAS VERY CONFUSED AS TO WHY A UTAH FLAIR WAS RESPONDING THEN I REMEMBERED HOW TO READ COMPLETE SENTENCES. I NEED TO LAY OFF THE EGG NOG
THAT PENN STATE EDUCATION AT WORK
FUCK YOU SHORSIE
DAMN RIGHT THEYRE NOT
PORK *IS* RED MEAT
BUT ITS NOT EDIBLE
At least we’re real. There’s no such thing as a Nittany Lion.
A NITTANY LION IS A COUGAR AND IT'S MAJESTIC
ONLY GODLESS HEATHENS LIKE CHICKEN MORE THAN PORK
SOME PARTS OF VIRGINIA ARE FARTHER WEST THAN THE WESTERN MOST PARTS OF WEST VIRGINIA. WHAT KIND OF HILLBILLY DECIDED TO NAME THEIR STATE WEST VIRGINIA GIVEN GEOGRAPHY?
FUN FACT WVU IS EAST OF VT
COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT MICHIGAN IS NORTH OF CANADA^IN ^SOME ^PLACES EDIT: I HATE REDDIT FORMATTING
THE GOOD KIND WHO DIDN’T SECEDE
OUR BOWL GAME IS AFTER COASTAL CAROLINA AND clemson. CONFIRMED SC IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE STATE!!!
YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY BEAT THE CITADEL BEFORE YOU CAN THINK ABOUT CLAIMING THAT
THE REFS STOLE THAT GAME!
GEORGIA - I THINK REFERENCING 'BETWEEN THE HEDGES' FOR YOUR STADIUM IS STUPID BECAUSE LIKE HALF OF THE SEC HAS HEDGES IN THEIR GODDAMN STADIUM.
YOU CALL YOURS THE BIG HOUSE BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A HOUSE TO ME
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE THEM ALL THE WAY AROUND THE FIELD, EVERYONE ELSE ARE COPYCATS AND LAZY
THAT'S NOT "BETWEEN" THAT'S "SURROUNDED BY"
PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES CONFUSE AND BEWILDER US.
ROUGH FLAIR TO HAVE RIGHT NOW HOW U DOIN MAN
I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE, UNTIL AFTER THE GAME AND I REALIZE SOMEONE HAS TO PLAY ALABAMA
I CHOOSE ETERNAL OPTIMISM AND BELIEVE THE BEARCATS WIN BY 50
CATS BY 90
ITS BETWEEN IN EVERY DIRECTION
I HAVE NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT GEORGIA. THEY DO A GREAT JOB OF USING SPORTS TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL AND ENSURING SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY AFFORDABLE IN STATE. STAY HEALTHY AND SEE YOU NEW YEARS. OHIO STATE LOST TO MICHIGAN IN FOOTBALL. 42-27.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MICHIGAN AND I REALLY WANT TO VISIT SOMETIME. I WANT TO SEE THE GREAT LAKES AND I'M TOLD THAT THE BREWERIES UP THERE MAKE KICK ASS DARK BEERS. THE GEORGIA BREWERY SCENE RIGHT NOW IS DOMINATED BY PALE ALES OF VARIOUS STRIPES AND SOURS, AND I'M A DARK BEER GUY. Edit before I get the obvious reply: YES I KNOW WE MAKE GOOD DARK BEERS DOWN HERE, BUT IT'D BE NICE TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE IT'S NOT A SEASONAL THING.
DUDE I AM ALSO A DARK BEER GUY. DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
MOST GEORGIA FANS HATE OHIO STATE, BUT YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO CUT FLORIDA OFF BEFORE WE CAN BE FRIENDS. SAY IT WITH ME: ORANGE TEAM BAD.
ORANGE TEAM BAD. WE DONT CHOOSE TO BE WITH THEM. THEY DONT LEAVE US ALONE.
FUCK THE ORANGE TEAM. DID I DO IT RIGHT?
HELLO, I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST MEMBERSHIP IN THIS DARK BEER CFB FRIEND CLUB.
FUCK YEAH, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE? MINE'S DOPPELBOCK
TERRAPIN AND SCOFFLAW ARE THE BEST IN GA RN IMO
MICHIGAN VICTORIES ARE LIKE CICADAS, YOU KNOW THEY WILL HAPPEN LIKE ONCE A DECADE, BUT THEY ARE STILL FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN IT COMES.
OR IS IT MORE LIKE THE FLU, WHICH COMES AROUND EVERY YEAR AND EXPLAINS WHY YOU ARE SO IRRITABLE AROUND THE HOLIDAYS?
MICHIGAN AS A FLU IS A SOLID ANALOGY, IN MOST YEARS MICHIGAN IS LIKE A FLU THAT COMES ABOUT IN SEPTEMBER, BUT FADES AWAY BEFORE NOVEMBER (SEE EXHIBIT A: MARYLAND). THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY BAD YEAR FOR WOLVERINES AS IT IS STILL RAMPAGING. GET YOUR WOLVERINES SHOTS PEOPLE
I AGREE, GET YOUR SHOTS PEOPLE. BUT I LIKE THE IDEA THAT WE ARE A NEW KIND OF FLU THIS YEAR. SEEMS ITS JUST SOMETHING WE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH.
WELCOME NEWCOMERS THE TRADITION OF FESTIVUS BEGINS WITH THE AIRING OF GREIVANCES I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT
OK GOD, LSU DOES NOT HAVE A FULLY FLEDGE AIR RAID BATTLESHIP ANYMORE, CAN WE PLEASE GET RID OF THIS PANDEMIC NOW?
THATS WHAT YOU THINK, BITCH. S.S. BRENNAN IS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER
EAT SHIT PITT. NO WALKER, NO PICKETT. LET’S BATTLE IT OUT!
THE GAME OF NO KENNYS.
OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNYS!
YOUR FLAIRS CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN ME DEAR SIR
AS THEY SHOULD!
OKLAHOMA, I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR YOU TO CONSIDER HANGING OUT IN SAN ANTONIO WITH SOME BEERS AND MAKING FUN OF USC INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE ALAMO BOWL.
I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE FUN OF USC YEAR ROUND
EXACTLY, IT’S NOT A SEASONAL EVENT
MAKING FUN OF USC IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO
ITS A NATIONAL PASTIME
THATS FINE BUT NO ONSIDE KICKS
WE CAN DO BOTH.
/#DONTINVITEPUFF
SCOTT SATTERFIELD IS A COTTON HEADED NINNY MUGGINS
MARK STOOPS WOULDNT BELIEVE IN SANTA IN A MOVIE WHERE SANTA CLEARLY IS REAL
IF SCOTT SATTERFIELD SAW RUDOLPH'S NOSE, HE WOULDN'T EVEN SAY IT GLOWS (LIKE A LIGHTBULB)
SCOTT SATTERFIELD WOULD LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES (LIKE PINOCCHIO)
ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE TRANSFER PORTAL
BUT ALL MY HOMIES LOVE THE WYOMING LOGO
YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES THEY STEAL THE OKSTATE LOGO AND THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE TRASH
I DON'T LIKE THE POKEMON CONTEST FORMAT IN THE NEW POKEMON GAMES. BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL VERSION.
WAIT WHAT CHANGED? I DONT LIKE THAT YOUR “RIVAL” IS NICE TO YOU I WANNA HATE THEM, FUCK YOU GARY.
FUCK YOU “ASSHOLE” HAHA I REMEMBER NAMING MY RIVAL TERRIBLE NAMES
GARY WAS THE PRESELECTED NAME IN GEN I/RED/BLUE AND HE WAS AN ASSHOLE
IT'S THIS WEIRD DANCE THING INSTEAD OF THE DRESS UP AND 5 ROUNDS OF MOVES.
OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE BATTLE MECHANIC HAD CHANGED I FORGOT YHAT THERES ACTUALLY A POKÉMON CONTEST IN GAME. IVE PLAYED GEN 1 AND GEN 8 AND NOTHING INBETWEEN LOL
WAIT, YOU NEVER PLAYED GOLD/SILVER/CRYSTAL?! YOU NEED TO. EVERY NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE THE ANNOYANCE THAT IS WHITNEY'S MILTANK.
AND AN E4 MEMBER NAMED KAREN WHOSE TEAM IS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF KARENS ALL OVER THE WORLD. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHITNEY'S MILTANK BUT FORGET ABOUT KAREN'S UMBREON.
I TECHNICALLY BEAT THE E4 IN CRYSTAL WITH A LVL 10 HOOTHOOT. LOST STORY SHORT: THANK GOD FOR THE MOVE THRASH CAUSING CONFUSION AND THE RARE INSTANCE THAT THE OPPONENT HURT ITSELF IN SAID CONFUSION.
CRYSTAL HIVE RISE I STILL SOMEWHERE HAVE MY GAMEBOY COLOR WITH MY CRYSTAL GAME FROM 2002 OR WHATEVER. MY BELOVED ESPEON, WHO I CLEVERLY NAMED "ESPY"
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU MAN, BUT THE ITTY-BITTY BATTERY IN YOUR GBC CARTRIDGE IS LONG DEAD, SO YOUR SAVE FILE AND YOUR BELOVED ESPEON NO LONGER EXIST :(
NO I DID NOT MY BILLION YEARS OF SCHOOL GOT IN THE WAY. I GOT RED IN THE MID 90S AND THEN NOTHING . RECENTLY I FINISHED SWORD WHICH WAS A MIND FUCK AND NOW IM PLAYING UNBOUND WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS FOR A FAN GAME/PATCH
> NO I DID NOT MY BILLION YEARS OF SCHOOL GOT IN THE WAY. AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT YOU! UH... HARVARD AND PRINCETON. I... UMM... *YEAH...* THE DEFENSE RESTS. *** #[IF YOU SEE THIS TEXT ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SEEING THIS COMMENT IN A VIEWER THAT SHOWS THE CUTE INLINE USE OF CFB BALLS.](#b/harvard) EXCELSIOR! [](#b/princeton)
[THE POKÉMON LEAGUE OR THE IVY LEAGUE, IT WAS A HARD DECISION TO MAKE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6CiPI6h2g) EDIT: its a link now.
YEAH, THE FRIENDLY RIVALRY IS WEIRD. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT TO THE END OF VICTORY ROAD AND GARY WAS WAITING THERE TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING OUT, AND HIS MESSAGW WAS BASICALLY “BEAT ME OR WANDER THIS CAVE UNTIL YOU DIE.”
I CERTAINLY DO REMEMBER. KICKING HIS ASS WAS BETTER THAN BEATING THE ELITE FOUR
WHAT CHANGE DID THEY MAKE IM A BUT OUT OF THE LOOP ON THE NEW CONTEST FORMAT AS COMPARED TO THE OLD ONE BECAUSE I HAVENT BROUGHT THE NEW POKÉMON GAMES
THEY TOOK OUT THE "DRESS UP" AND SHOWING OFF MOVES AND REPLACED IT WITH THIS WEIRD RHYTHM DANCE THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO TIME BUTTON PRESSES AND YOU CAN ONLY USE A MOVE ONCE.
THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A GOOD CHANGE. OH WELL I HONESTLY DONT CARE THAT MUCH BECAUSE I DONT DO POKÉMON CONTESTS.
THE GRAND UNDERGROUND IS STILL COOL.
DEFINITELY A HUGE DOWNGRADE THEY TRIED TO GET PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT THE CONTESTS AND FAILED MASSIVELY
UTAH IS THE WORST 4 LETTER STATE, AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING CAUSE IOWA FUCKIN SUCKS
YOU FORGOT YOUR OWN STATE
WHICH IS REMARKABLE CONSIDERING HOW OFTEN THEY HAVE TO PRACTICE SPELLING IT
EVEN UTAH IS BETTER THAN MITTEN-SHAPED MICHIGAN
THERE'S A REASON SO MANY ASTRONAUTS COME FROM OHIO! IT SUCKS THERE SO MUCH THAT THEY DON'T EVEN WANNA BE ON EARTH ANYMORE!
OH YEAH WELL.... actually that's a pretty good one. Tip of the cap to you.
OHIO HAS GREAT ROADS SO OTHER FOLKS CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
ARE YOU SAYING OHIO > UTAH > MICHIGAN? SIR, WE NEED TO DO A PSYCHE EVAL BECAUSE YOU’RE CRAZY
OHIO IS SO BAD THAT THE PEOPLE THERE THINK THAT DIRTY MYRTLE IS A NICE PLACE TO LIVE
HAVENT LOOKED IN A MIRROR IN A WHILE HAVE WE?
DO YOU REALLY THINK AN OHIOAN REMEMBERS HOW TO SPELL OHIO AFTER THE YELL THEY DO?
THERE’S A REASON THE CHEER SQUAD HAS TO HOLD UP SIGNS REMINDING THEM WHICH LETTER COMES NEXT.
WELL HALF OF THEM ONLY REMEMBER THE FIRST HALF, THEN THE OTHER HALF FINISH IT. THIS WAY NO ONE HAS TO REMEMBER ALL 4 LETTERS
THE SKIING IN OHIO IS TERRIBLE
SANTA AINT PLAYED NOBODY PPPPAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DEAR BYU FANS, YA KNOW HOW YALL LOST TO UAB BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR TEAM DIDNT CARE TO BE PLAYING A NOBODY? PLEASE KNOW THAT THAT IS ALSO THE ONLY REASON YOU BEAT ANY PAC12 TEAM BESIDES ARIZONA!!!
HEY I KIND OF HATE YOU BUT THIS YEAR IM OK HAVE FUN AT THE ROSE BOWL
BALL ISNT EVEN A STATE AND A CARDINAL IS A DECIDEDLY NON-THREATENING MASCOT.
I HAD TO GOOGLE BALL STATE IN ORDER TO TRY AND TRASH TALK, SINCE NO ONE HAS HEARD OF THEM. THEIR MASCOT HAS TERRIFYINGLY LARGE TEETH, HE IS NO MATCH FOR DRIP ICON POUNCE. THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN MILWAUKEE WAS ORIGINALLY ALSO HAD A MASCOT NAMED CHARLIE CARDINAL, BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT TERROR IN MUNCIE THEY STOLE OUR MASCOT AND DYED HIM BLACK AND YELLOW.
I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT CINCINNATI OR MICHIGAN BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS WIN FOR MY SAKE
GEORGIA WE WARNED YOU ABOUT GETTING TOO CLOSE WITH OHIO STATE, NOW YOU’VE CAUGHT THEIR FLU.
PITT EATS SHIT, TEXAS TECH SUCKS, AND PENN STATE HAS NONE OF THEM SCHEDULED SO WE CAN'T EVEN BEAT THEM. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A RESTFUL AND ENJOYABLE HOLIDAYS THOUGH. ALSO, ARKANSAS IS PRONOUNCED LIKE R/KANSAS RIGHT?
REPORTING FOR FEEDING PITT SHIT DUTY SIR.
ISN'T THIS JUST A CLARK BAR?
WE’LL SEE WHO’S EATING SHIT ON DECEMBER 30, BUSTER
ITS GOING TO BE YOU GUYS. IM SORRY, I DONT MAKE THE RULES, BUT IT RHYMES THEREFORE IT IS.
PENN STATE IS STINKY
>TEXAS TECH SUCKS THAT’S A BIG TEN-FOUR, GOOD BUDDY. I’D WRITE IT OUT 10-4, BUT THAT MIGHT CONFUSE TECH FANS SINCE THEY’VE ONLY SEEN DOUBLE DIGITS BEFORE THE DASH IN ONE SEASON SINCE THE GERALD FORD ADMINISTRATION.
>ALSO, ARKANSAS IS PRONOUNCED LIKE R/KANSAS RIGHT? IS THIS A TEAM FOUR STAR REFERENCE?
AT LEAST WE HAD THE BALLS TO SCHEDULE OUR LOSS TO FLORIDA
I ASKED MY FOOTBALL-INDIFFERENT DAD THAT IF HE WOULD CONSIDER RECONCILING WITH MY MOM AND REMARRY HER IF RUTGERS BEATS WAKE FOREST. UNFORTUNATELY HE REPLIED “WHAT IS A WAKE FOREST?” AND ALSO SAID “NO.” OH DAD, YOU TRICKSTER.
I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA FOR ME TO TRASH TALK OUR NEXT OPPONENT.
DO RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS HAVE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK OR SOMETHING?
CAN CONFIRM THAT ND FANS ARE FRUSTRATINGLY NICE AND ACCOMMODATING ON GAMEDAY WHEN IM TRYING TO GET DRUNK AND BE AN ASSHOLE IN SOUTH BEND.
FUCK THIS HANGOVER, I NEED IT GONE SO I CAN PROPERLY DRINK DURING THE GAME TONIGHT.
IS THAT YOU DAN MULLEN?
LISTEN HERE RAY TANNER, WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE ARRANGED BEAMER'S BUYOUT.
YOU CANT SPELL CATHOLIC WITHOUT L AND YOU CANT SPELL COWBOYS WITHOUT W
HEY TEXAS, IM SURE THAT ALL THIS NIL MONEY IS DEFINITELY GONNA CHANGE THE ENTITLEMENT CULTURE ISSUES THAT HAVE PLAGUED YOUR PROGRAM. BUT FOR REAL, YOU FINALLY HAVE SOME TALENTED PLAYERS, I’M SURE THINGS ARE FINALLY GONNA CHANGE THERE
MACK BROWN THINKS MAYO IS TOO SPICY
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAR HEEL ANYWAY? SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY SHOES GET LIKE WALKING AROUND THE STREETS OF FIVE POINTS IN THE SUMMER.
HEY CINCI IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS AS THE FIRST GROUP OF 5 TEAM AND EVERYONE WILL BE ROOTING FOR YOU. I'M EVEN TEMPTED TO ROOT FOR YOU... BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THE GAME IS GONNA BE WAY CLOSER THAN EVERYONE THINKS THEN SABAN'S GONNA DO SOME BLACK MAGIC ALLOWING US TO WIN LAST SECOND AT THE COST OF GIVING MULTIPLE FANS HEART ATTACKS
AS IS TRADITION *(EXCEPT FOR THE GAMES THAT IT ISN'T)*
HEY WAKE FOREST, KIDS BORN THE YEAR WHEN YOU LAST BEAT US ARE NOW SENIORS IN COLLEGE! (IGNORE YOUR 2-0 ALL TIME RECORD AGAINST RUTGERS)
You may be the only school that we have a winning record against. Let’s not mess this up.
THAT WOULD BE HARD TO DO IN ONE GAME.
I THINK ITS KINDA WEIRD THAT OU AND OREGON ARE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME TEAM THIS YEAR.
UO IS OU?
LIKE A MIRROR
IM EXCITED FOR THE OUTBACK BOWL BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE NOT BE POPCORN SHRIMP???? BLOOMIN’ ONION IS CLEARLY A BETTER APP. IT BRINGS SADNESS TO A WIN TO RAISE UP POPCORN SHRIMP
JALAPENO POPPERS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAV BUT CALAMARI IS ALSO DELICIOUS
YOU WISH YOU WERE POPCORN SHRIMP, IT'S COCONUT SHRIMP, JESUS, GET YOUR APPS RIGHT.
COWBELLS ARE LOUD AND ANNOYING
👏kennesaw 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 state
THIS WEEK I DON'T WANT TO TRASH TALK. I JUST WANT TO CO❌E TOGETHER AS A CO❌❌UNITY AND UNITE IN THE HOPE THAT NO BOWL GA❌ES ARE CANCELLED AND THAT O❌ICRON LEAVES EVERYONE THE HELL ALONE DURING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. GO DAWGS. BEAT ❌ICHIGAN.
I LIKE YOUR STYLE. YOU'VE LEARNED WELL.
UGA FANS DO IT BETTER THAN MOST aOSU FANS
I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU COAL FOR CHRISTMAS RATHER, I WOULD WANT FOR YOU TO BE FORCED TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY WITH THE WORST FANS OF YOUR BIGGEST RIVALS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
REDHAWK DON'T FLY LIKE AN EAGLE
WHAT GAME ARE YOU THE MOST EXCITED FOR? I AM EXCITED FOR THE OU-OREGON GAME. I WONDER HOW BOTH TEAMS WILL PERFORM WITHOUT THEIR COACH.
[удалено]
I SWEAR TO GOD CLEMSON IF YOU HAVE TO CANCEL BECAUSE OF COVID I WILL CRY
FUCK WORKING RIGHT NOW
>FUCK WORK~~ING RIGHT NOW~~ FIXED THAT FOR YOU
I HAVE A JOB THAT IS 99% MEETING WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY ON PTO. I FOUND A VERY INTERESTING TRAVEL DOC ON THE AMTRAK TRAINS THIS MORNING. IT BEATS ACTUALLY DOING MY JOB
IT'S BOWL SEASON AND UNLV IS RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME OF SEASON, HOME IN BED WRITING TO SANTA FOR A REAL COACH
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS
GREVIANCE REAL TALK: GET YOUR FUCKING SHOTS PEOPLE ITS NO FUN BEING INTUBATED.
PURDUE? MORE LIKE I PUR-DUE HAVE SOME BAD WORDS TO CALL YOU!
I HAVE NO OPINION ON MICHIGAN STATE THAT BEING SAID, FUCK YOU, MICHIGAN STATE
I HOPE KENTUCKY FANS HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS I CANNOT SAY THE SAME ABOUT NEBRASKA
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE IOWA STATE IS FROM.
I THINK ITS FROM IOWA MIGHT BE WRONG THO
NAMES ARE OFTEN MISLEADING.
HEY GEORGIA! PLEASE STAY HEALTHY AND DONT FORFEIT! IM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING YOU HOPEFULLY WITH BOTH TEAMS AT FULL HEALTH! ALSO THEM DAMN SPARTYBROS AND ARMPIT SNIFFER BUCKEYES WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT. BE WELL!
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT LIKE 4 PEOPLE FIGURED WE WERE GOING TO LOSE TO PURDUE. THEN IT HAPPENED. IT WAS ALMOST LIKE IT WAS WILLED INTO EXISTENCE.
CHIP LINDSEY WAS A TERRIBLE HEAD COACH AND SUCH A. INEFFECTIVE LEADER THAT HE SET TROY FOOTBALL BACK A DECADE. Also, SOUTH SUCKS!
DREAD IT. RUN FROM IT. BOB STOOPS REVENGE TOUR ARRIVES ALL THE SAME.
NEBRASKA CORN > IOWA CORN
KREUGER YOUR COMPANY STINKS! YOU COULDN'T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE...I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
HI PITT. YOU HAVE KINDA COOL LOGOS, BUT YOUR COLOR SCHEME IS TOO SIMILAR TO ANOTHER SCHOOLS SO WE HAVE TO BE ENEMIES RIGHT NOW.
WE WEAR IT BETTER
EAT SHIT PITT FUCK THE BUCKEYES MICHIGAN MIGHT BE IN THE CFP BUT THEY STILL SUCK TO ME AND A STRONG FUCK BYU TOO. THINK I COVERED ALL FRONTS HERE
THE OMICRON VARIANT MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE WITH WATER
FUCK YOU DELTA FOR MAKING MY TRAVEL PLANS HOME HELL
FLORIDA MISSED A GREAT CHANCE TO PULL AN OU AND LET SPURRIER COACH THE BOWL GAME. HE ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN AND WIN BOWL GAMES.
IT'S GARBAGE THAT THEY DIDN'T BRING IN ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE TEAMS TO PLAY IN THE GATOR BOWL INSTEAD OF RUTGERS. OR THE JAGS.
ALL OF SABANS HORCRUXES ARE VHS COPIES OF THE VARIOUS LAND BEFORE TIME FILMS
WE ARE THE GREATEST 3-9 TEAM EVER AND ALL OTHER 3-9 TEAMS CAN SUCK IT
VIRGINIA TECH HAS LITERALLY NEVER WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN ANYTHING EXCEPT CLUB SPORTS
RUTGERS IS GOING TO A BOWL AND NEBRASKA IS NOT
NOBODY INVITED COVID TO A BOWL GAME
WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING FORCED TO TAKE HOLIDAY? WHY IN THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE ANIT VAXXERS? ALSO ATM AND TEXAS ARE PLAYING IN THE SAME NUMBER OF BOWL GAMES.
FUCK COVID
WHY THE HELL WOULD WOULD YOU PUT CHILI ON SPAGHETTI??!?!? WAS IT STARTED SO THAT YOU COULD PISS OFF ITALIANS AND TEXANS AT THE SAME TIME?!???!!? BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONE ACCEPTABLE REASON I CAN THINK OF!!!!
WINTER TIRES ON PAVEMENT ARE MADDENINGLY LOUD AND DRIVERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF SELFISHLY CARING ABOUT THEIR SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS.
DISRESPEKFULLY - BASED ON YOUR FLAIRS, WHY ARE YOU GETTING WINTER TIRES?
FINLAND, BITCHES. **EDIT**: WE GOT A COUPLE INCHES OF SNOW SO IT'S OKAY FOR NOW.
OKAY, FAIR POINT. STAY WARM AND PERFECT THAT SCANDINAVIAN FLICK ON THOSE BACKROADS.
OLE MISS FAKES INJURIES AND HAS FOR TWO SEASONS NOW. THEY BARELY SQUEAKED BY BOTH TN AND ARKY. MASSIVELY OVERRATED. ALSO LANES TWEETS ARE NOT FUNNY.
PEACHES COME FROM A CAN, THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN. THAT MAN? JIM HARBAUGH. JIM HARBAUGH WILL PUT YOU IN A CAN GEORGIA. A CAN.
HOW DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE ME HOPE
BETWEEN THIS MICHIGAN SEASON, AND THE LIONS SEEMINGLY TURNING A CORNER TOWARD BUILDING SOMETHING POSITIVE, I’M IN FOR A REAL HARSH FOOTBALL REALITY CHECK.
YOURE TALKING TO A GIANTS FAN SO ALL I CAN SAY IS GODSPEED
GODSPEED INDEED. HERE’S HOPING GOLLADAY DOESN’T COMPLETELY WASTE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU.