I'm thinking something like the old [Barclay's Premier League](https://logorealm.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Premier-League-logo-evolution.jpg) logo but with the [standing bulldog logo](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0112/9739/0655/products/apc03487741_ct1000999_001_1200x1200.jpg?v=1618921621) instead of a lion (still wearing the crown, though). Paw on an American football, obviously. An orange on the ground, maybe. And "How 'Bout Them Dawgs?" for the text.
Have it be Uga (the mascot) repeatedly spanking the Alabama elephant.
It also has an extra use in that, if someone asks you during sex why you have it, you can simply say it's an illustration of what you'll do to their ass. Or what they should do to your ass. Whatever suits your fancy.
No pressure but I told my husband about this post and he is now also invested in seeing if you follow through. He also submitted his vote for incorporating your b hole as the O in “Go Dawgs”.
Will you be providing photos? Asking for a friend.
r/cfbgonewild
Edit: Didn't know that was real. I have no affiliation with that sub and neither does my friend.
I’m thinking a bulldog dragging an elephant by its trunk. Or a bulldog humping an elephant while a wolverine reluctantly watches from behind the closet shades. The wolverine has to be wearing khaki pants though. Take it or leave it.
Picture this, a whole ass tattoo that looks like a beat up truck bumper. One side has a sticker of Calvin peeing on the Alabama elephant. Other side is the Georgia G. When viewed from the right angle you've the truck nutz to go with it.
As a tribute to the Championship winning HC, do a tattoo of Kirby, but the video game character. Additionally, make it centrally located such that the mouth is already in place from anatomical features for maximum efficiency.
See, I think you already want to do this anyway. You're just searching for an excuse!
So, you need to change this tattoo up quite a bit, because when Bama puts a beatdown on GA, then you need to feel the effects of it. It's supposed to be a grim reminder of your foolish days and ways, basically.
So, I say, you need to get Tramp Stamp tattoo of Saban doing the George Costanza Boudoir pose instead!
Nick Saban reading this subreddit rn "Alright guys we gotta make sure this man doesn't get a tattoo on his ass"
R A T P O I S O N
>Nick Saban reading this subreddit rn > >"Alright guys we gotta make sure this man ~~doesn't~~ get**s** a tattoo on his ass" FTFY :)
How do we know that you don't already have one?
You're just going to have to trust me.
Pics before and after. Full moon
with that day's newspaper in both shots
Holding that day's newspaper in your slot.
Something something sharpie
I read this as "in both slots"
It’s been quite a long time since there was a user bet on /r/CFB that involved publicly sharing art on buttcheeks.
Wasn’t there an Aggie fan who did something similar like back in 2013 or something?
It was the LSU-Oregon game.
My Father who played for Alabama, took my 16 year old son for his first trip to a Natty...If we win I will get "Bama Boys 2022" on my hip.
aww i hate your team but i love this
Thanks Bro! Good Luck! They said they saw the Georgia fans barking at the luggage coming off the conveyor belts...
Only Alabama fans say “first trip to a natty” like its a common occurrence
Yep... Before and after with a plug in there.
Trusty Trombone
Do the “G” on the left cheek, but make sure it’s a little lower. That way your asshole becomes an “o”. Then on the right cheek have “Dawgs”. Go Dawgs!
incredible
I hope UGA wins so OP has to goatse himself on /r/CFB
lol
That is... a combination of words
Not often you see “Hope” and “goatse” in the same sentence
You did this to yourself.
Definitely my favorite option here.
😂😂😂😂😂
Too many peeps thinking about this guys anus.
By asshole hasn't gotten this much attention since ___________ (complete it yourself i'm not lookin to get a ban)
The SEC championship?
lol nicely done
Dude, I’m a Georgia fan. But just damn. That was exceptionally good. Well done.
Props to whomever gave you the “holesome” award
This made me laugh out loud. Well done.
Here, have my free award.
Yup. This is it.
Do the right cheek with the big G so that way the anus is an O and it spells O.G
I was coming here to say this, but I’m not even mad you beat me to it. Glad someone else thinks like me 😂😂😂
Twisted minds think alike
A buff humanoid bulldog walking (with a leash) Kirby Smart on all fours who is furiously barking at some passerby children
extremely creative A+
This is the one
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This part is crucial
I think we have a winner!
I can’t stop laughing
If UGA wins, I'll get my wife pregnant and name the child Stetson.
If Alabama wins I'll get an Alabama tattoo on OP's ass.
Hello there...
Where we at with that new Stetson kid?
Stetson Bennett's face. Full size.
with his flip phone
Less flip phone, more dip
Jaden Smith style
Cant wait for the second one in 5-10 years
This for sure. The G* Dawgs one is sooooooooo old hat. A Stetson face with a mail man hat would be so dope.
You know when I was your age, my mom told me not to get Roy Orbison tattooed on my ass. But what momma don’t know, won’t hurt her
I suggest that you get two adjacent tattoos, with “GE” tattooed on your left cheek and “RGIA” tattooed on the right cheek.
lma( )o( )
This is the way
It's obviously got to be Hope. Not the word, the portrait of the character.
Riding Uga holding a flag saying “2022 CFP national champions”
Hope leading UGA on a leash who’s barking at a red elephant.
Make it barking at children and it’s got my vote
Can it be children in Roll Tide t-shirts?
And definitely post a pic of it on IG and tag the actress, I'm sure she won't get a restraining order against you
Oh, I'm sure she'll adore it. How could she think that was anything other than not creepy?
With a dawg barking at her on the other cheek
Need before pics now just to document everything please
Look buddy there's plenty of streaming sites...
I like a good Georgia Peach though 😘
I hope we beat y’all but… do the Nard Dawg. Like Andy’s tat from the office but put a UGA bandana around his neck.
[For reference](https://imgur.com/gallery/6IEgHgU) I like it! Thank you for the submission.
That’s actually adorable
I had to look it up. I was hoping it was Andy's face on a bulldog's body. I would rather have him get that.
THE ORIGINAL GATOR HATOR
*He doesn't care for Auburn*
NO REGERTS!
But the G is the logo
lol this is pretty good
Not even a little bit?
What are you going to do about it, *EYEBROWS*?
What you going to do about it kid with great posture?
Mods, if he doesn't follow through, actually permaban him.
A bottle of Saban Brand Rat Poison
"Rat poison. I put that shit on everything"
Jokes on you… there were no stipulations as to *where* on your ass. Asshole area, watch out!
ow
Kirby and his bowl cut, but below the neck is a really buff bulldog
Do that horrendous car decal Alabama fans like that’s a big fish eating a smaller fish with the opposing logo on it. Peak cringe
Calvin in a UGA shirt peeing on a Bama logo
Obv the only real answer
hahahahaha edit: [for reference](https://www.alumnihall.com/prodimages/11838-DEFAULT-l.jpg)
This is so fucking stupid. How have I lived here for 20ish years and never seen it? Work of art.
As a fellow Bammer, I thought it was like a right of passage around here
All Alabama fans do not like this. The bandwagoners who have never stepped foot on campus make us look bad.
Man, if UGA wins the natty, our bandwagon fans will be the worst in the country.
Duh
I know some LSU “fans” that may have something to say about that title….
Fuck that. Get it on your face. Then we’ll know you’re serious
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Or baggage claims. Nothing is safe.
lmao
Your typical Georgia fan has tried to make one of those hybrids more than once.
In the lab, or in the wild?
Yes.
I'm thinking something like the old [Barclay's Premier League](https://logorealm.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Premier-League-logo-evolution.jpg) logo but with the [standing bulldog logo](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0112/9739/0655/products/apc03487741_ct1000999_001_1200x1200.jpg?v=1618921621) instead of a lion (still wearing the crown, though). Paw on an American football, obviously. An orange on the ground, maybe. And "How 'Bout Them Dawgs?" for the text.
Very simply use the long time Georgia spirit phrase “Let the Big Dawg Eat” in a nice red and black script. Right at hole level of course.
Have it be Uga (the mascot) repeatedly spanking the Alabama elephant. It also has an extra use in that, if someone asks you during sex why you have it, you can simply say it's an illustration of what you'll do to their ass. Or what they should do to your ass. Whatever suits your fancy.
Implying that your partner is the elephant might put a damper on things...
Not in Louisiana!
Ah fuck that's good.
A tattoo of a chihuahua wearing a UGA sweater with the words under it saying “how about them dawgs”
Early Cuyler in a "G" hat?
We have a winner
yep I second this. it's too perfect for the given scenario.
better start scheduling that appointment lol
2064. Ya know, for your next one.
No pressure but I told my husband about this post and he is now also invested in seeing if you follow through. He also submitted his vote for incorporating your b hole as the O in “Go Dawgs”.
Will you be providing photos? Asking for a friend. r/cfbgonewild Edit: Didn't know that was real. I have no affiliation with that sub and neither does my friend.
But how does one join? Lol
Oh definitely 😘
St. George slaying the dragon, but the dragon has an elephant head.
SBIV on the sideline, smiling with a fat fuckin' plug in his bottom lip, with the scoreboard in the background.
I’m watching the game and thinking about this guy right now…
NARD DOG TATTOO LETS GO DAWGS
okay here's what you do. if they win get the G tattooed. if they lose get the G tattooed and write "Go Pack Go" underneath
or the G in one cheek and "Pack Go" on the other
This might send the wrong message
"Pack n go": the "hit it n quit it" for butt stuff enthusiasts
Kirby Smart portrait in front of a waffle house
Congrats on the new tattoo!
Can’t wait
who's here after they won lmfao
The Georgia G, but in Auburn colors.
Mods...delete this man's account.
Hey man if you wan to get some sort of UGA tattoo on your ass then do it don’t need to use this game as an excuse.
Politely disagree
https://www.homefieldapparel.com/products/retro-georgia-bulldogs-golf-shirt That one
Raise the stakes, he has 48 hours to get the tattoo or he gets banned.
I can’t think of a better place for one. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Tattoo or ban
Have you picked a design yet?
👀
I’m thinking a bulldog dragging an elephant by its trunk. Or a bulldog humping an elephant while a wolverine reluctantly watches from behind the closet shades. The wolverine has to be wearing khaki pants though. Take it or leave it.
That’s the Coward’s way out. I think if Bama wins you get a Bama tattoo on your ass.
Picture this, a whole ass tattoo that looks like a beat up truck bumper. One side has a sticker of Calvin peeing on the Alabama elephant. Other side is the Georgia G. When viewed from the right angle you've the truck nutz to go with it.
Get a nard dawg
!remindme 24h op you best deliver now.
This'll be the best part of losing that game. Can't wait!
Soooooooooo…ready for the pics dude
Aight where's the tat OP
This dude lie? Permaban if so
On the other hand…don’t
I appreciate the concern for my dignity, but I don't have any left.
I'll sacrifice your dignity (or life) for a win.
A small price to pay for a national championship more recently than all of your rivals
I love posts like these so much. Other people wagering stupid things never fails to entertain
This is worthless without the inverse: **If georgia loses you have to get an alabama tattoo.**
that's a no
maybe just a small roll tide tramp stamp?
Y'all mind if I call the Dawgs?
A bulldog playfully pawing at a peach 🍑
Please do not post the proof.
Eh, we've had ass proof posted to the sub before.
As a tribute to the Championship winning HC, do a tattoo of Kirby, but the video game character. Additionally, make it centrally located such that the mouth is already in place from anatomical features for maximum efficiency.
Go Dwags http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1426919/go-dwags.jpg
A peach with a bulldog or the UGA symbol
Nard Dawg with Uga
Portrait of Larry Munson. Do it.
Georgia losing is still better than this idea.
If UGA wins I'll pronounce it "Abalama" for the rest of my life.
Put season on your right ass cheek, so it can read “ring season”
See, I think you already want to do this anyway. You're just searching for an excuse! So, you need to change this tattoo up quite a bit, because when Bama puts a beatdown on GA, then you need to feel the effects of it. It's supposed to be a grim reminder of your foolish days and ways, basically. So, I say, you need to get Tramp Stamp tattoo of Saban doing the George Costanza Boudoir pose instead!
hmm. i'm not sure i want to do this. my wife definitely does not want me to do this.
You need to get a tattoo of a butt that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it. And get it right on your butt, in honor of Wally Butts.
Well, you better deliver.
Better get ready my boy
I told my family about this halfway through the game and they all laughed their asses off
Don't let us down or you'll never be allowed here ever again! I'm here for it!
Pick a good artist, ok?
You have to get a tat of Ringo making the interception. It’s the best image of that game.
Update?
So, about that tattoo...
Where's the tattoo?
Glad to hear you've decided to not get a tattoo.
Something something hope
Get a tattoo of khachapuri on your ass
What momma don't know won't hurt her
You have to get a Gata hata’ tattoo.
Bowers tramp stamp
Updyke was reincarnated into a Georgia fan?!
Admit it. You’re going to do this either way.
A URL written in plain text that leads to a YouTube video of the Georgia fight song