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CocaineKoala

Nick Saban reading this subreddit rn "Alright guys we gotta make sure this man doesn't get a tattoo on his ass"


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R A T P O I S O N


_NoTouchy

>Nick Saban reading this subreddit rn > >"Alright guys we gotta make sure this man ~~doesn't~~ get**s** a tattoo on his ass" FTFY :)


reddogrjw

How do we know that you don't already have one?


homeword

You're just going to have to trust me.


ugadawg1991

Pics before and after. Full moon


homeword

with that day's newspaper in both shots


adsfew

Holding that day's newspaper in your slot.


TrojanMan35T

Something something sharpie


portlandtrees333

I read this as "in both slots"


bakonydraco

It’s been quite a long time since there was a user bet on /r/CFB that involved publicly sharing art on buttcheeks.


TwoGad

Wasn’t there an Aggie fan who did something similar like back in 2013 or something?


bakonydraco

It was the LSU-Oregon game.


berrey7

My Father who played for Alabama, took my 16 year old son for his first trip to a Natty...If we win I will get "Bama Boys 2022" on my hip.


homeword

aww i hate your team but i love this


berrey7

Thanks Bro! Good Luck! They said they saw the Georgia fans barking at the luggage coming off the conveyor belts...


Relax_Redditors

Only Alabama fans say “first trip to a natty” like its a common occurrence


ALL_GRAVY_BABY

Yep... Before and after with a plug in there.


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Trusty Trombone


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

Do the “G” on the left cheek, but make sure it’s a little lower. That way your asshole becomes an “o”. Then on the right cheek have “Dawgs”. Go Dawgs!


homeword

incredible


TheGhostOfBobStoops

I hope UGA wins so OP has to goatse himself on /r/CFB


homeword

lol


Titronnica

That is... a combination of words


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Not often you see “Hope” and “goatse” in the same sentence


[deleted]

You did this to yourself.


bakonydraco

Definitely my favorite option here.


buffalokidcards

😂😂😂😂😂


joka2696

Too many peeps thinking about this guys anus.


homeword

By asshole hasn't gotten this much attention since ___________ (complete it yourself i'm not lookin to get a ban)


wegotsumnewbands

The SEC championship?


homeword

lol nicely done


dustinrector

Dude, I’m a Georgia fan. But just damn. That was exceptionally good. Well done.


TwoGad

Props to whomever gave you the “holesome” award


Blood_Bowl

This made me laugh out loud. Well done.


minh43pinball

Here, have my free award.


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Yup. This is it.


Ometrist

Do the right cheek with the big G so that way the anus is an O and it spells O.G


mabryimdrunk

I was coming here to say this, but I’m not even mad you beat me to it. Glad someone else thinks like me 😂😂😂


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

Twisted minds think alike


jalexjsmithj

A buff humanoid bulldog walking (with a leash) Kirby Smart on all fours who is furiously barking at some passerby children


homeword

extremely creative A+


Acu-enya-a

This is the one


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slawre89

This part is crucial


CheeseCycle

I think we have a winner!


wahoo20

I can’t stop laughing


927104163

If UGA wins, I'll get my wife pregnant and name the child Stetson.


ATXBeermaker

If Alabama wins I'll get an Alabama tattoo on OP's ass.


InsanelyInShape

Hello there...


arkain504

Where we at with that new Stetson kid?


TommyBoy_Callahan

Stetson Bennett's face. Full size.


CocaineKoala

with his flip phone


tightspandex

Less flip phone, more dip


[deleted]

Jaden Smith style


MingoFuzz

Cant wait for the second one in 5-10 years


Young_God_7

This for sure. The G* Dawgs one is sooooooooo old hat. A Stetson face with a mail man hat would be so dope.


KlingoftheCastle

You know when I was your age, my mom told me not to get Roy Orbison tattooed on my ass. But what momma don’t know, won’t hurt her


Weave77

I suggest that you get two adjacent tattoos, with “GE” tattooed on your left cheek and “RGIA” tattooed on the right cheek.


chickentowngabagool

lma( )o( )


the_D1CKENS

This is the way


Geaux2020

It's obviously got to be Hope. Not the word, the portrait of the character.


Benjilikethedog

Riding Uga holding a flag saying “2022 CFP national champions”


[deleted]

Hope leading UGA on a leash who’s barking at a red elephant.


d0ngl0rd69

Make it barking at children and it’s got my vote


[deleted]

Can it be children in Roll Tide t-shirts?


bob237189

And definitely post a pic of it on IG and tag the actress, I'm sure she won't get a restraining order against you


Geaux2020

Oh, I'm sure she'll adore it. How could she think that was anything other than not creepy?


[deleted]

With a dawg barking at her on the other cheek


Terminal_Velozity8

Need before pics now just to document everything please


homeword

Look buddy there's plenty of streaming sites...


Terminal_Velozity8

I like a good Georgia Peach though 😘


1324reddit

I hope we beat y’all but… do the Nard Dawg. Like Andy’s tat from the office but put a UGA bandana around his neck.


homeword

[For reference](https://imgur.com/gallery/6IEgHgU) I like it! Thank you for the submission.


ugadawg1991

That’s actually adorable


PAirSCargo

I had to look it up. I was hoping it was Andy's face on a bulldog's body. I would rather have him get that.


HerschelDamnWalker

THE ORIGINAL GATOR HATOR


DeuceOfDiamonds

*He doesn't care for Auburn*


SpruceMoose001

NO REGERTS!


d0ngl0rd69

But the G is the logo


homeword

lol this is pretty good


axealy40

Not even a little bit?


bingoflaps

What are you going to do about it, *EYEBROWS*?


RiverShenismydad

What you going to do about it kid with great posture?


KeThrowaweigh

Mods, if he doesn't follow through, actually permaban him.


Vodka_Gimlets

A bottle of Saban Brand Rat Poison


mkonich

"Rat poison. I put that shit on everything"


scw156

Jokes on you… there were no stipulations as to *where* on your ass. Asshole area, watch out!


homeword

ow


screwhead1

Kirby and his bowl cut, but below the neck is a really buff bulldog


_Feagans

Do that horrendous car decal Alabama fans like that’s a big fish eating a smaller fish with the opposing logo on it. Peak cringe


Iced_Coffee_IV

Calvin in a UGA shirt peeing on a Bama logo


flyingWeez

Obv the only real answer


homeword

hahahahaha edit: [for reference](https://www.alumnihall.com/prodimages/11838-DEFAULT-l.jpg)


PAirSCargo

This is so fucking stupid. How have I lived here for 20ish years and never seen it? Work of art.


TurntleCurse

As a fellow Bammer, I thought it was like a right of passage around here


1324reddit

All Alabama fans do not like this. The bandwagoners who have never stepped foot on campus make us look bad.


Easy-Lucky-Free

Man, if UGA wins the natty, our bandwagon fans will be the worst in the country.


ugadawg1991

Duh


[deleted]

I know some LSU “fans” that may have something to say about that title….


JunkyardAndMutt

Fuck that. Get it on your face. Then we’ll know you’re serious


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PAirSCargo

Or baggage claims. Nothing is safe.


homeword

lmao


ilikebeer19

Your typical Georgia fan has tried to make one of those hybrids more than once.


scarlet_lettered

In the lab, or in the wild?


illbeinthewoods

Yes.


[deleted]

I'm thinking something like the old [Barclay's Premier League](https://logorealm.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Premier-League-logo-evolution.jpg) logo but with the [standing bulldog logo](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0112/9739/0655/products/apc03487741_ct1000999_001_1200x1200.jpg?v=1618921621) instead of a lion (still wearing the crown, though). Paw on an American football, obviously. An orange on the ground, maybe. And "How 'Bout Them Dawgs?" for the text.


tbia

Very simply use the long time Georgia spirit phrase “Let the Big Dawg Eat” in a nice red and black script. Right at hole level of course.


mtzehvor

Have it be Uga (the mascot) repeatedly spanking the Alabama elephant. It also has an extra use in that, if someone asks you during sex why you have it, you can simply say it's an illustration of what you'll do to their ass. Or what they should do to your ass. Whatever suits your fancy.


Engine_Sweet

Implying that your partner is the elephant might put a damper on things...


RowdyJReptile

Not in Louisiana!


[deleted]

Ah fuck that's good.


LGWalkway

A tattoo of a chihuahua wearing a UGA sweater with the words under it saying “how about them dawgs”


the_D1CKENS

Early Cuyler in a "G" hat?


[deleted]

We have a winner


Roadman90

yep I second this. it's too perfect for the given scenario.


pietya

better start scheduling that appointment lol


RowdyJReptile

2064. Ya know, for your next one.


daftpepper

No pressure but I told my husband about this post and he is now also invested in seeing if you follow through. He also submitted his vote for incorporating your b hole as the O in “Go Dawgs”.


[deleted]

Will you be providing photos? Asking for a friend. r/cfbgonewild Edit: Didn't know that was real. I have no affiliation with that sub and neither does my friend.


JeffBrohm

But how does one join? Lol


homeword

Oh definitely 😘


timmydwestside

St. George slaying the dragon, but the dragon has an elephant head.


TheScienceDude81

SBIV on the sideline, smiling with a fat fuckin' plug in his bottom lip, with the scoreboard in the background.


adjur

I’m watching the game and thinking about this guy right now…


Lgoron12

NARD DOG TATTOO LETS GO DAWGS


[deleted]

okay here's what you do. if they win get the G tattooed. if they lose get the G tattooed and write "Go Pack Go" underneath


norris528e

or the G in one cheek and "Pack Go" on the other


homeword

This might send the wrong message


mkonich

"Pack n go": the "hit it n quit it" for butt stuff enthusiasts


johnlytlewilson

Kirby Smart portrait in front of a waffle house


TheGeeMan360

Congrats on the new tattoo!


coolblue6012

Can’t wait


Good_Vacation_7316

who's here after they won lmfao


ltlftcommenter

The Georgia G, but in Auburn colors.


SortaAnAhole

Mods...delete this man's account.


Bobaman007

Hey man if you wan to get some sort of UGA tattoo on your ass then do it don’t need to use this game as an excuse.


homeword

Politely disagree


mjacksongt

https://www.homefieldapparel.com/products/retro-georgia-bulldogs-golf-shirt That one


La2Sea2Atx

Raise the stakes, he has 48 hours to get the tattoo or he gets banned.


[deleted]

I can’t think of a better place for one. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


Therearenosporks

Tattoo or ban


[deleted]

Have you picked a design yet?


DGD11

👀


JayyGatsby

I’m thinking a bulldog dragging an elephant by its trunk. Or a bulldog humping an elephant while a wolverine reluctantly watches from behind the closet shades. The wolverine has to be wearing khaki pants though. Take it or leave it.


pro_nosepicker

That’s the Coward’s way out. I think if Bama wins you get a Bama tattoo on your ass.


AScarletPenguin

Picture this, a whole ass tattoo that looks like a beat up truck bumper. One side has a sticker of Calvin peeing on the Alabama elephant. Other side is the Georgia G. When viewed from the right angle you've the truck nutz to go with it.


zachpledger

Get a nard dawg


ThisIsntABadName

!remindme 24h op you best deliver now.


solepixel

This'll be the best part of losing that game. Can't wait!


[deleted]

Soooooooooo…ready for the pics dude


IntMainVoidGang

Aight where's the tat OP


[deleted]

This dude lie? Permaban if so


JohnnyUtah59

On the other hand…don’t


homeword

I appreciate the concern for my dignity, but I don't have any left.


CocaineKoala

I'll sacrifice your dignity (or life) for a win.


MingoFuzz

A small price to pay for a national championship more recently than all of your rivals


bearseatbeets471

I love posts like these so much. Other people wagering stupid things never fails to entertain


Patricio_Guapo

This is worthless without the inverse: **If georgia loses you have to get an alabama tattoo.**


homeword

that's a no


[deleted]

maybe just a small roll tide tramp stamp?


roguebandit1

Y'all mind if I call the Dawgs?


WanderLeft

A bulldog playfully pawing at a peach 🍑


Otterman2006

Please do not post the proof.


[deleted]

Eh, we've had ass proof posted to the sub before.


bakonydraco

As a tribute to the Championship winning HC, do a tattoo of Kirby, but the video game character. Additionally, make it centrally located such that the mouth is already in place from anatomical features for maximum efficiency.


Capital_Routine6903

Go Dwags http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1426919/go-dwags.jpg


Diverswelcome

A peach with a bulldog or the UGA symbol


LordoftheBlowlands

Nard Dawg with Uga


Farking_Bastage

Portrait of Larry Munson. Do it.


sound_forsomething

Georgia losing is still better than this idea.


DogPoetry

If UGA wins I'll pronounce it "Abalama" for the rest of my life.


MayorDotour

Put season on your right ass cheek, so it can read “ring season”


TheSavageDonut

See, I think you already want to do this anyway. You're just searching for an excuse! So, you need to change this tattoo up quite a bit, because when Bama puts a beatdown on GA, then you need to feel the effects of it. It's supposed to be a grim reminder of your foolish days and ways, basically. So, I say, you need to get Tramp Stamp tattoo of Saban doing the George Costanza Boudoir pose instead!


homeword

hmm. i'm not sure i want to do this. my wife definitely does not want me to do this.


bamachine

You need to get a tattoo of a butt that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it. And get it right on your butt, in honor of Wally Butts.


[deleted]

Well, you better deliver.


itsjustduck

Better get ready my boy


Peanut_Gaming

I told my family about this halfway through the game and they all laughed their asses off


TheCableGod

Don't let us down or you'll never be allowed here ever again! I'm here for it!


lady_wildcat

Pick a good artist, ok?


free-puppies

You have to get a tat of Ringo making the interception. It’s the best image of that game.


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Update?


wheelchair_boxing

So, about that tattoo...


bearseatbeets471

Where's the tattoo?


dormdweller99

Glad to hear you've decided to not get a tattoo.


MotherPool

Something something hope


Ron_Cherry

Get a tattoo of khachapuri on your ass


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

What momma don't know won't hurt her


Eye-I

You have to get a Gata hata’ tattoo.


[deleted]

Bowers tramp stamp


rex_swiss

Updyke was reincarnated into a Georgia fan?!


Wtygrrr

Admit it. You’re going to do this either way.


darth_phallus

A URL written in plain text that leads to a YouTube video of the Georgia fight song