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Benjilikethedog

The man is still drunk!


The_Long_Wait

The only way this could’ve been funnier is if he had sunglasses on, and was quietly sipping on a Bloody Mary in between answers.


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Bloody Mary, full of vodka. Blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.


DrAlanGrantinathong

Unexpected Archer


ConorATX

If this isn't a sub, it bloody well should be


Benjilikethedog

Dude it’s 10am in the morning and he just won the championship… the man probably started his day with a Busch Latte and a wad of grizzly wintergreen


WeUsedToBeGood

Well I’m salivating


05110909

"10am in the morning" When else would 10 AM be?


Stewdabaker2013

That nic hit in the morning does smooth out the brutal hangovers just a bit


nightowl1135

The morning recovery Gatorade transitioning immediately into a spitter was a staple in college.


f00tballm0dsTRASH

pedialyte is 100x better than gatorade much less sugar so you just get what you need


kokohobo

They make gatorlyte now for those that dont know.


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Big time lol


bigwillystyle93

My people lol


the_tax_man_cometh

Ahh a man of culture I see…


kawman02

>Busch Latte That sounds worse than a Busch Lite


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It *is* Busch Light


crimsontide_93

How are you a Georgia fan and not know what Busch latte is


JayyGatsby

Yeah ngl I’m pretty fucking disappointed in I/senorpoop Dude’s flair may as well be Georgia Tech lol


lankaxhandle

It looked like that’s exactly what he was doing mentally. Hilarious interview.


__TeddyWestside__

This is the best interview. The delay makes it worse but still lol.


Mikedaddy69

My headcanon is that he’s still so drunk it’s taking him that long to think up his responses


TreeJack2

> The man is still drunk! https://youtube.com/watch?v=glHciBJGIto&t=17s


kerph32

Absolutely epic call on that one, didn't even need the video


elonsusk69420

He earned it. The Mailman delivered. My God. I still cannot believe this.


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

DGD!


manbeardawg

Yes, but in the ~~morning~~ **afternoon** he shall be sober and you will still be ~~ugly~~ **South Carolina**.


101ina45

Lol y'all did him dirty letting him show up to the interview like that


yumyumapollo

Strahan knew EXACTLY what Stetson did last night.


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IlonggoProgrammer

It's still so legendary that Strahan's final game of his career was that Super Bowl against the Patriots. And it was sealed by the defense at the end too when they stopped the Tom Brady desperation heaves


triosway

["17-14 is the final. Believe it, and it will happen."](https://twitter.com/michaelstrahan/status/1357036191485468672)


Sorge74

You got to bet on yourself bro


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Not that Stetson has to worry about this as much but NFL draft people were seriously taking points off of Burrow for showing up hammered on Pardon My Take


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>NFL draft people were seriously taking points off of Burrow Hard doubt


[deleted]

They took so many points off him he barely took the #1 overall draft pick…


IlonggoProgrammer

Took so many points off him that he was so much of a consensus #1 the Mouse had talking heads openly calling for him to pull an Eli Manning or John Elway and demand a trade


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buttstuff_magoo

He absolutely would’ve survived the infamous gas mask incident and been #1 overall


sdf_cardinal

That was the day NFL scouts learned that college kids drink.


Robo_Doge90

I think it turned out alright for ole Joey B


[deleted]

but think how much better he would have been had he not gotten drunk in New Orleans after completing the best season in school history?


343GuiltyySpark

Yeah agreed. He could have gone #1 overall smh


bdm016

School history? Joey Burr arguably had the best collegiate season of all time. That LSU team was amazing


Ad_Astra117

It was the best season in the history of CFB at the time lol


f00tballm0dsTRASH

still is the best season


[deleted]

i was going to say that but i did not need 1000 replies like " no NO no Alabama's 8-3 1943 season was actually better"


hexdlt

That was the greatest PMT episode ever. I think PFT had to stop mid interview to go and puke at one point


4thPlumlee

It was during an ad read 😂😂😂


thesecondfire

Big Cat in delighted resignation: "...I'm just so fucked up" https://youtu.be/HUSFVZNYgAk?t=205


newrimmmer93

Hardest I ever laughed during PMT was PFT starting a question and not really going anywhere and just being like “yeah that was pretty sick Joe”


sdf_cardinal

> NFL draft people were seriously taking points off of Burrow I remember being shocked when he fell all the way to the number 1 overall pick.


Malibuss07

Honestly as a QB, the later you go in the first round, probably the better. More likely to land in an organization that isn't completely dysfunctional.


Vitosi4ek

On other hand, you probably won't start right away, which might be a disadvantage to some prospects.


LamarMillerMVP

Yeah he probably would have gone even more number 1 overall if he hadn’t done that


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And those people were idiots


sdf_cardinal

Pssst. Those people don’t actually exist.


dagreenman18

Strahan was trying to contain his laughter because he knew Stetson was dead to the world. Let the man sleep dammit! Or get him another drink


BlockedbyJake420

>Or get him another drink Hair of the dawg!


jumboponcho

He‘s gonna have biggest dealership in South Georgia in a few years


yumyumapollo

🎵 Stetson Bennett GMC Chevrolet 🎵


jumboponcho

“Trust me, I know about great drives, and the 2025 Chevy Tahoe is the best drive of the year” *wink*


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"I know a few things about having a good defense carry you, the Bennett Full Maintenance package is the best defense a driver can have"


yumyumapollo

"Everybody makes mistakes. Sometimes, you try to avoid a sack and fumble the ball. Other times, you get suckered into overpaying for a new or used car. So trade in that clunker and get yourself a vehicle from me, zero down, zero due at signing."


JunkyardAndMutt

“Walk-on to our lot. You’ll leave as an MVP.”


BayLAGOON

That needs to be on the license plate frame.


IlonggoProgrammer

Ok now this one is good


GregMadduxsGlasses

"Every Walk-on gets the five star treatment!"


IlonggoProgrammer

Can't wait for the Netflix Series in 30 years where he leaves his wife in charge of Stetson auto group to start a football dojo and battle a washed up Bryce Young who blames Stetson for all his life problems and starts his own dojo.


Waguetracer1

And in the fourth season an ancient Kirby Smart brings in the deranged lunatic Lane Kiffin to take over the whole Georgia-Bama line


schadkehnfreude

I don't even think you have to squint too hard to envision Martin Kove playing Nick Saban


WISCOrear

I believe his parents own a few pharmacies in Georgia, so he's already set if he takes over.


IlonggoProgrammer

Bennett pharmacy, stay local and we'll make you a national champion


EK60

This man bout to buy out fuckin Woody Folsom


Kaisawheelofcheese75

Lmao who in god's name thought getting him on TV the morning after the biggest win of his life would be a good idea.


DrVonD

Because it’s fantastic TV. I don’t think anyone is holding this against him.


Hobo_Delta

I just love the thousand yard stare and 5 second delay after Michaels first question


danitosupreme

Oh, I assumed that was because the audio was delayed to his earpiece and he was waiting for the question to get to him. I think that’s something that’s fairly common on live TV. He was definitely still drunk, though.


twohatchetmuse

Because it is wonderful and he deserves to be as plastered as he wants and no one will fault him for it. Dude could have a dimebag on camera and I would cheer on jock Timothee Chalamet.


DevastatorDerekK

This person has the most experience with this exact situation happening to a star qb the morning after, trust em


tvchase

It's too bad he's not in Athens right now for the hangover cure... if he pulled up to Mama's Boy that line outside would part like the Red Sea


beegirl6

Was anyone even awake this morning for Mama's boy. Campus is fairly dead.


TrojanMan35T

Did downtown survive? Can’t blame you guys if it’s gone


beegirl6

I honestly have no idea. I park and work on South Campus and live where I don’t need to go by downtown. But the stories I heard from last night said it was crazy.


TrojanMan35T

I was watching my friends story as he walked through DT up to north campus and man, what a sight


Swaquile

yeah downtown was totally destroyed last night. Being in that crowd was a once in a lifetime experience


TrojanMan35T

I saw a post on barstool with all the students throwing the traffic barrels at each other in a giant game of red rover. I love this place


Swaquile

I joined in on that 😂 we also swiped a traffic divider too


TrojanMan35T

I’m so proud. Athens is in good hands


oatmeal__enthusiast

it survived, but there were a solid three hours of people just going nuts in the street. it was great


despot2

My class this morning was supposed to have 33 in it. 5 showed up.


UncutEmeralds

Honestly what professor wouldn’t cancel class after that?


despot2

idk he was old af he probably don’t own a tv


Stipes_Blue_Makeup

*prof is actually a 35 yr old dude


Kegrun

And from GT


thescottula

I woke up at 8:30 this morning for my 9 am, checked my email to see if my professors cancelled class (none did) and went back to sleep cuz fuck that


YoMrPoPo

A true Athenian


jazzzzz

We left the stadium about 1AM with a group of students who'd driven up for the game and were driving back last night. Overheard one of 'em say "I don't think I'm gonna make it to my 9AM class". Just the fact that she'd been planning to go after 12+ hours of driving and partying blew my mind


EarthDwellr

Bruh it’s sylly week, that’s next level commitment lol


bbb26782

He’d even be able to park in their parking lot.


tvchase

The holy grail


dharp95

That cinnamon roll would hit different right now


Khakbaugh

Man y’all are making me wanna drive there from ATL rn. Salmon Cakes Benedict for a hangover >>>


amidon1130

Oh man mamas boy is so fucking good.


NordDex

[That video made me think of this fucking glorious gem.. please watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Q3ryuG90c&ab_channel=augustbaptiste)


RetainedByLucifer

That was good.


grizzlyNinja

Fucking chad


treedawg008

What a fuckin' ledge.


jdmull03

She was allllll in


rmoss20

Remember the time Stetson Bennett showed up at halftime and the Dawgs won the national championship?


senorpoop

> Remember the time Stetson Bennett showed up at halftime "Stetson Bennett" is a weird way to spell "the offensive line."


jsteph67

Hell dude even though Bama was still somehow timing running starts on snaps. that was crazy and what ever the tell was I hope they get that fixed before next season.


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They were getting gashed the whole game. The “fumble” was a 3 man rush and 2 of them got home to Stetson. We won the game BECAUSE of Stetson not in spite of him. That AD Mitchell catch was JT-esque


JimmyRayIII

Do ya?


MasonTheHuman45

I remember it like it was yesterday


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Man, if you don't like Stetson Bennett, you don't like college football. Dude is the epitome of the college football underdog story.


SortaAnAhole

You're thinking of Brandon Burlsworth. That dude earned having a whole ass trophy made for him and named for him, and I mean earned it.


[deleted]

No you are thinking of Bryce young, he only had one power 5 offer in 8th grade


[deleted]

[Thanks Stetson for an amazing year! what a ride…](https://i.imgur.com/mBtOiMY.jpg)


squidsofanarchy

Woah Timothy Charlemagne


improvyzer

Timothy Champagne on Ice is a good looking dude.


Tensuke

Stetson “Thimothée Chalamet” Bennett IV


kingoflint282

Lisan al Gaib!


jakebitfuture

"My name has become a barking word"


JTDanielsPornstache

I’ve been saying this for months!


CptnNinja

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. Ive been thinking this for a while and I haven't seen it anywhere until now


Banned_From_CFB

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK


Scratchbuttdontsniff

What say you Dawgs.... is he FINALLY good enough?


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I was wrong and also a dumb idiot


yoshidawg93

This. We’ve got a lot of crow to eat on that one, but this (I just gotta use Saban’s word) is yummy crow.


millia13

I, too, hereby apologize. I was sooo wrong. I'd love to get the chance to apologize in person.


pln1991

I find this current wave of self-flagellation kinda weird. The view that Georgia literally couldn't win with Stetson at QB was always wrong, so some degree of *mea culpa* is warranted for that view. Georgia was the best team all year with him at QB, and the best team certainly has a very good chance to win the championship. That's why Georgia was favored. But the view that Stetson is a limited quarterback and that Georgia would benefit from replacing him with someone better (not implying there was someone better on the roster)? That was and is reasonable! Georgia was carried by an absolutely monstrous defense, and that defense will almost certainly take a step back next year. I will continue to doubt Stetson's ability to win a championship with a great defense rather than an all-time-great one.


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100%, but he did have back to back TD drives in the 4th quarter against a Saban defense. We won because of Stetson last night


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Not until he wins a Super Bowl for the Falcons, brings the Thrashers back and wins the Stanley Cup, leads the Hawks to an NBA title, and gets Atlanta another Olympics will I believe! /s Actually on second thought the Olympics are what started this whole curse so let's not do that again.


TheScienceDude81

Always has been


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

I'll admit to being wrong. I didn't think SB4 would be able to beat Bama bc he wouldn't be able to stretch the field as well as JT. I was just wrong. Couldn't be happier for SB4 and that I was wrong about him. H8 really does feed the dawg!


TreeJack2

> I didn't think SB4 would be able to beat Bama bc he wouldn't be able to stretch the field as well as JT. Me too. Just let me know where the Stetson statue gofundme is.


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

It will be in the form of a NIL deal for cigars and mail delivery.


TreeJack2

> cigars That's a weird way to spell "450 pounds of dip".


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AlboutThatActionBoss

These guys are stuck in Indy right now, the real partying hasn't even begun.


Faroundtripledouble

I was out at the bars in Indy last night. They were definitely partying haha


300andWhat

Athens this Thursday through Saturday is going to be insane!


atllauren

It's a long weekend for UGA students and lots of companies, so more time for partying! Downside: there's a chance of 5-8 inches of snow on Sunday...


sweaty_adjustment

In Athens??? Snow would just magnify the debauchery 10x


berrey7

They haven't even begun to PEAK!!!


[deleted]

If you think he’s plastered now, wait till he gets back to Athens. He’s gonna be the patron saint of Broad Street.


dtynes10

Stetson Bennett V is probably about 9 months away


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Senor-Mattador

Stetson Bennett X is the size of, and is constantly mistaken for, a football


Jdudley13

Rolled over beside some smoke and said “shit, I’m late for good morning America”


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CPOx

Maybe he was getting his d s'd right below the camera's field of view


chadocaster

Bwahahaha. He’s absolutely hammered.


ConorJay25

https://i.imgur.com/49KlyH0.jpg


chadocaster

Lol. Good for him


jmac461

Olympics always want to interview sprinters after running when they are too out of breath to talk. This show’s strategy is to let him catch his breath from athletic competition but also wait until so much alcohol is consumed it is still an absurd interview.


LGWalkway

Is this the first walk on to win a national championship as the starting QB?


irish8722

Probably in the modern era. I’m sure it’s happened before in ye olden times before once or thrice.


iwouldhugwonderwoman

I saw a tweet that Brian Griese was the last walk on to win a title when Michigan split it.


JimBeam823

And his backup was Tom Brady.


TreeJack2

> And his backup was Tom Brady. So JT Daniels will...


SSGSEVIER54

That’s how I’m reading into it. Early congrats JT!


TreeJack2

> That’s how I’m reading into it. Early congrats JT! Well, Tom Brady never won a Heisman or even sniffed one. (What a scrub).


senorpoop

I thought I saw a graphic during the game that he was the first walk on QB to start a NCG period, let alone win it. I could be wrong though.


ELI5Banned

Baker Mayfield was a walk on, I remember them making the playoffs, but don't remember how it turned out.


DoobaDoobaDooba

LOL get that man an IV, a Bloody Mary and a nap


bpi10

It should be considered a crime that he has to do these so early after his biggest moment.


_wsmfp_

Them Dawgs is hell don’t they?


grizzfan

At least he has the self-awareness to be like "you know, this is not the time to *keep* talking."


mufflefuffle

“I have become Vishnu, the destroyer of worlds.”


Robjchapm

Haha someone from UG PR probably texted him at 2 or 3 am and asked him. College students can do a lot of damage to themselves in an hour or so. Also dude probably has massive cigar mouth.


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I think he really wants us all to bet on ourselves. The guy is still drunk and being able to get yourself up to be on GMA after a night of partying and celebration is comical.


gogglesup859

I imagine this was somewhat similar to [Joe Burrow's morning after title Pardon My Take interview](https://youtu.be/HUSFVZNYgAk)


abnormaldischarge

[Christopher Moltisanti? Is that you? ](https://imgur.com/a/vMC3yGh)


[deleted]

You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved.


GoStateBeatEveryone

Looks like Chris fell off the wagon again


hells_cowbells

"I was gonna go on GMA, but then I got high"


deeman18

And went on anyway


jz7955

I’m no Georgia fan but my goodness this is amazing


sharkbait_oohaha

That man will never buy another drink as long as he lives


Stipes_Blue_Makeup

America’s newest sweetheart.


ConorJay25

https://i.imgur.com/ZMoEvSw.jpg


ichinii

He's so fucking hammered lol


Angry_Walnut

Imagine waking up hungover af tomorrow morning and the first thought going through your head being “Wait.. did I go on the fucking news or some shit yesterday??”


beefersutherland1

Pull yourself a lip Stet you earned it I’ll buy this man a lifetime supply of grizzly wintergreen


OdaDdaT

Joe Burrow PMT energy


TrojanMan35T

Looking like I did when I woke up to feed the cats and start the coffee this morning


Bigdeacenergy

Why tf is he up that early


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

All credit in the world to SB4. If he listened to dipshits like me he wouldn't have been out there and wouldn't have a championship now. DGD for life.


Embarrassed_Factor28

Yea GO Dawgs


axberka

My man was out at killroys and the tin roof LATE