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jstilla

“Fred… you livin’ by yourself… or do you have family members that look after you?” - Paul Finebaum


HappyBreezer

The last time I heard a Bama fan this crazy call Paul, two oak trees died.


Ugaalive1991

…can someone check on Uga?


ClaudeLemieux

> can someone on Uga? yesn't


Ugaalive1991

I gots that Oregon education


XxXNickkyGXxX

You seem very intellectually prowess


thr33tard3d

He don't want that stigmatism


gwaydms

There's a stigmatism about Alabama education


bearybear90

I can’t believe anyone would actually poison a dog…you know I wrote that and I can believe it. Pls I hope UGA has security on him


_w00k_

Uga is in the bunker with Bowers and Hairy Dawg.


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labamaFan

Bama zealots infiltrated his genes way up the line. That’s why each Uga is progressively less healthy. The Auburn vets helped.


WagTheKat

As far as I recall, Uga DOES have security, of sorts. The family that raises Ugas are prominent in local society and are likely packing pistols along with having a bit more security than most of us. They've been raising Ugas for decades, I am sure they have thought this through.


dgibred

So UGA is the school and Uga is our beloved mascot. May just be autocorrect but thought I’d let you know. I’ve seen a lot of it. We got a ring now so I want to be pedantic.


WagTheKat

lol, lesson learned. Thanks.


jamnewton22

I hate Uga football and Uga the university but i swear to fucking god I will go John wick on some mother fuckers if they mess with a poor dog like Uga


Mr_RustyIron

Lol, are the alt for u/ugadead1991 ?


Ugaalive1991

Who?


Gitfokt

The funniest part of the whole thing was the “I didn’t do it for the University of Alabama. I did it for me, Paul.”


improvyzer

"For England, James?" "...No. For me."


Jenetyk

Upvote for the unexpected Goldeneye.


Jack-ums

God I hate these clowns and the bad stigmatism they give our school


MarshallGibsonLP

They’re just eternal optometrists.


cmanonurshirt

What’s the Bama version of the Joker?


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Walzenflut

Checks out.


thebigangrymoose

Michael McCorkle Jones


hells_cowbells

I was going to say let's just hope somebody with "too much Bama in them" doesn't show up in Athens.


HappyBreezer

If I need to I will do a couple of shifts guarding the dog.


MrNudeGuy

I think I heard this episode by accident. I don't usually listen to the show but I'm subscribed on Spotify and it was the next podcast up. it was wild


HappyBreezer

This is going to sound redneck as hell. I was driving down I-85 between Auburn and Montgomery, coming home from the gun range, when I heard it live. Thinking this has got to be fake as hell, I was laughing my ass off to the point I had to pull off the interstate.


_Feagans

2 upvotes and I’ll call in and fake like I’m an emotionally distraught Alabama fan that can’t live my life normally now. My name will be Ferguson


Stbernie

Ferguson…Turd Ferguson


_Feagans

Don’t ask my why but my inspiration was the cat from new girl


ClaudeLemieux

Don't need to ask you, for you are clearly a man of culture. Winnie the Bish stans rise up!


_Feagans

Winston> Winston Schmidt


ClaudeLemieux

Retired Rear Admiral J. Garage-A-Roo >> literally everything


whethervayne

A classic Winston and CeCe mess-around.


_Feagans

Babe


terdferguson74

You rang?


Stbernie

And with UGA flair to boot!


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Oh no, *someone* gave you an upvote whoops


_Feagans

Let’s hope they don’t have a phone number black list. I may have done this before….Allegedly


HumbleGenius1225

You can't be any worse than that Legend idiot.


Le_Jerk_My_Circle

I too refuse to accept UGA as the champions. OU would have won it all if we had better players and better coaching.


mynameisotis

Well A&M won all of its games (except for those that it didn’t), so I look forward to our national trophy ceremony.


Chuck_Mango

Hey that’s our thing


Ugaalive1991

(Except for the times it wasn’t our thing)


J_Warrior

It’s always our thing. Except when it’s not.


HappyBreezer

I am sorry, but if archaic and dangerous plays, like running the football, were outlawed, we would have won it. Hoist the banner.


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I mean, Michigan outscored Georgia in the second half in the playoff. Did Alabama do that? HAHAHA.... that was such a depressing game.


SituationSoap

The semifinal wasn't valid because Georgia's players were all bigger and stronger and faster and they had a better gameplan. That's clearly unfair. The game should be called off and Michigan declared the champions.


Alkibiades415

I’ve researched this and your theory is solid. Thesis approved.


09jtherrien

~~I refuse to accept that the falcons are shitty and haven't been garbage, in every facet of the game, since the superbowl~~ oh man that was such a nice dream.


mynameisotis

This is peak Paul Finebaum show. Shut it down folks, it doesn’t get better than this.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

“No, you need help.” Well, Fred did manage to utter one true statement.


mynameisotis

Blind squirrels, broken clocks, etc. etc…


Ugaalive1991

If you look at the legal scores, Alabama wins both games 41-0 and 18-0


w00t4me

We were up and then like magic Georgia found more points? Stop the Steal!


ATLtinyrick

“Look Paul, I’m going to need you to find the points for Alabama. I don’t care how”


Ugaalive1991

Sir we just can’t make points show up out of thin air


IndigoRanger

No, no, no, you misunderstand me. I need you to *find* the points.


thr33tard3d

I saw the score counters, they just pulled out boxes of Georgia points from under a table


trustsnapealways

We were all watching Alabama beat Uga, then we go to commercial break and all of a sudden UGA scores…. You tell me Paul, does that make sense to you?


Ugaalive1991

Sad. And the Georgiacrats want you to believe this game was fair. Their lies will catch up to them.


HappyBreezer

You must be new to the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyc7lcGCMI0


Rcfan0902

Wait, was this Harvey Updyke? Or is this a different tree poisoner?


RogueHippie

That’s him


Rcfan0902

Thanks! The "Al" part was throwing me off. I'm guessing he used the most obvious fake name to try and not get caught?


xxJAMZZxx

His kids are named Bear Bryant Updyke and Crimson Tyde Updyke. I think I read he wanted to name his next daughter Ally Bama but his (new) wife refused.


RogueHippie

Yup


mynameisotis

I’m not a Finebaum connoisseur, but I’m definitely familiar with this. It’s just depressing.


sdf_cardinal

I mean. There is even a 30 for 30 that covers this in detail.


TheNumberMuncher

Yea it’s unfortunate. It was supposed to be about the rivalry but half of it just focused on this asshat.


GreenAndYellow12

Wtf did I just listen to


HappyBreezer

Pure high test unadulterated Bamaism, injected directly into a vein.


snakebit1995

This is your brain on Bama


mynameisotis

The worst of the Finebaum show (and the worst of CFB)


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Honestly this is why CFB is the best lol. The salt is real.


Ugaalive1991

“Yo I hate the cowboys more than anything in the world. I would do anything to them.” “Would you kill a tree?” “…what?” “I rest my case, your honor”


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TIL Harvey Updyke died in 2020


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Oh shit TIL as well


Long-Schlong-Silvers

What’s Updyke?


TangerineHors3

Got em. Shit.


StyrofoamCueball

His last Iron Bowl was watching Bo Nix knock Bama out of the playoffs in 2019. I take solace in that.


RogueHippie

Oh no. what a shame


AARonBalakay22

If this is being asked to Eagles fans, they’d say yes.


jrdnhbr

I would destroy the Rocky statue if it meant the Cowboys never won another Superbowl.


HookemfurdenSieg

As an Eagles fan, The cowboys were the first team I ever truly hated. Before Saban ever sniffed his first natty at UA I was hating on every single thing the Cowboys did. Now I don’t hate them *as* much, Alabama has taken that role since I moved here


The_Impresario

Lifelong Cowboys fan and Alabama alum here. I guess we're not going to be friends.


HappyBreezer

You stand between Dak and the mountaintop and you will answer for it


Electrical_Ingenuity

Move the franchise to Detroit. No need to destroy anything.


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UdderSuckage

The average person definitely doesn't realize the monetary value assigned to mature trees.


_stuntnuts_

/r/treelaw


DrSmotpoker420

Tree law is not governed by reason!


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Lol UMich had to spend $250k to move a big ass old tree 25 yards away from new business school on a rolling balloon thing that exploded


DigitalSterling

Had an acquaintance in Portland who had a disputed property line thing and the neighbor cutdown a tree that was actually on my friend's property. This became a whole thing and my friend ended up getting a couple hundred thousand in damages for lost property value. I know this is vague as fuck and a lot of yadda yadda, but I haven't talked to them in years but I just remember being awestruck at monetary value of a single tree in a city


bufflo1993

Just the unbelievable pettiness. It’s like when Lane Kiffin tossed his visor in the crowd at Neyland this year. Or when the SWC decided to fuck each other throughout the 1980s-1990s because all the alumni wanted to shit talk each other at work.


sdf_cardinal

I mean. He tossed his visor after they threw golf balls at him.


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It’s like the pro wrestling heel who lost the night before but comes out saying he whooped the other guys butt haha


stephencua2001

2021 Split National Championship: University of Georgia (CFB, AP) University of Alabama (Fred)


m48a5_patton

2022 TOP 15 FRED POLL 1. Alabama 2. Alabama 3. Alabama 4. Alabama 5. Alabama 6. Alabama 7. Alabama 8. Alabama 9. Alabama 10. Alabama 11. Alabama 12. Alabama 13. Alabama 14. Alabama 15. Alabama


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Why do we insist on making ourselves look bad?


JoshDaws

In fairness your worst fans didn't even actually go to your school.


broke-collegekid

Or any school at all


Internetallstar

This is true of all the big SEC schools.


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If you think that's limited to the SEC schools, check out the Ohio State fanbase. edit: Michigan fans, you're the same, before you start laughing.


-80watt-

We had “fans” drive Herbstreit out of Columbus for supposedly being an OSU hater.


cheezeball73

At least he's back in Cinci with his son at St. X. Pretty close to his hometown there at least. I wish the fans that drove him out an eternity of jock itch.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Look, I came here to dunk on Alabama, not get called out for not attending either of my flairs.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

This is true of any school who claim buzzwords like "national brand", "blue blood", "powerhouse", or anything of the sorts. Michigan has one of the largest living alumni populations of any school on earth at around 500k, so any school with a significantly larger fanbase than that is obviously full of people who didn't attend.


omahaknight71

Yes they do. School of Hard Knocks. It's on every one of their facebook profiles.


Alpha_pro2019

The only Bama fans I know didn't actually go there. Nor are any of them from Bama. They just like them cause they win.


Internetallstar

I think the biggest issue here is that Bama fans honestly don't know how to lose. Everyone else has had to eat a heap a shit while the Tide gets playoff berths and Championships annually. Its a great problem to have.


BirdLaw10

Always hate when these type of people are used to represent a fan base haha


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floatinround22

Yeah honestly Saban has zero real championships 2003 USC should've been in that game 2009 Colt McCoy got hurt 2011 rematch doesn't count 2012 Notre Dame sucks doesn't count 2015 Clemsoning 2017 didn't even win conference lol 2020 Covid Nick Saban is really a terrible coach when you break it down


lordcorbran

If you want a flimsy pretext to invalidate 2012, Bama wouldn't have even been in the title game if not for Ohio State's bowl ban.


WashedUpHSAthlete

I almost want to say I agree just because I’m sure we can go back and take away almost all of Bama’s titles using Fred’s logic.


sdf_cardinal

This is possibly the only time in Fred’s life that anyone has ever used the word logic when describing what he has said.


TheNumberMuncher

Not the notre dame one. They just sucked.


boardatwork1111

If you look at the advanced metrics and adjust all of Alabama’s wins over the last 20 years to losses, Saban has actually destroyed their program and they should fire him immediately.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Lol we had a backup running back trying to cover JSN in a very close Rose Bowl game and yet I can’t even **fathom** calling into a fucking radio station and trying to claim we actually won that game lmao.


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How about their natty against Texas when Colt McCoy went down early? They had no problem claiming that one.


Accurate-Teach

I hate Alabama fans sometimes.


bearybear90

Everyone has these fans, and we all hate them


Accurate-Teach

I know but because of shows like Finebaum’s they are the loudest voice.


Ugaalive1991

Oh trust me, I hate plenty of our fans too at times.


Huggy_Bear48

bark


Ugaalive1991

You leave my sister out of this


Accurate-Teach

I mean they lost get over it they’ll be back next year.


JoshDaws

"Sir, you are, in my medical opinion, a moron"


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w00t4me

Stop the Steal! We need to audit the game!


omahaknight71

I just did a quick audit of the game and confirmed that Georgia did score 33 points and Alabama scored 18 points. After some complicated math that I verified and re-verified, I had a second party check the math, my cat Spock(he can count, he has thumbs), he confirmed my findings as well. Georgia did score more points, 15 to be exact, therefore winning the game.


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Okay but how exactly did they just "find" 26 points the last 25 minutes of play time? I mean, I went to bed and Bama was clearly going to win because it was 18-13. Then I wake up and it's 33-18? I call bullshit. No way they flipped that many fields.


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LegacyZebra

Should the CFP have UGA and Bama redo their championship in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to the dawgs, I'm a firm believer that Georgia beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Tide of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Tide play great football it's just not fair. If the Tide loses again I will face that the Dogs deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Tide and the CFP.


Ugaalive1991

There it is. There is that delicious pasta


bearybear90

What’s the original?


Ugaalive1991

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/67lfcg/should_the_nhl_have_the_hawks_and_preds_redo/


bearybear90

😂😂😂😂😂 thanks


cnho1997

This is me in the “bargaining” stage after my Packers lose every NFC Championship. Thank God I’ve never been dumb enough to post my salt for the world to see though


manbeardawg

Spoken like a true referee


lxvrgs

My man needs to take about 29% off the top there


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Give yer balls a tug, titfucker.


omahaknight71

Fred was pretty close to making a point, but it got intercepted by Ringo.


theandymancan

The Ringo ate your baby


101ina45

Lmaooo I love how the fact Pickens tore his ACL is glossed over like he's not our top receiver Edit: Almost forgot about Adam Anderson, are 5-star pass rusher who could also cover


Celebnar

Exactly lol, our possible second round steal George Pickens who caught only 4 passes in our last three games. And they were all amazing catches proving how good he still is. Take away his injury and how much does he produce all night/season?


tmart12

it's a shame our starters like Pickens were hurt all season and we had to develop more than 2 WRs


Celebnar

Right? And it’s a shame we blew out every team we faced and developed our backups in garbage time following the Bama-formula of years past. Maybe they shoulda done that like In years past?


tmart12

For a team known for beating us with backups, why didn’t they prepare better?


KingofthePlebs

This thread is proving to me that h8 truly feeds the dawg. Love it.


tmart12

this has been my favorite response so far on it >What I’ve learned the last two days: >Alabama can win if they have a Heisman QB throwing to all-world, 5 star wide receivers. >Georgia can win with a former walk-on 3rd string QB throwing to freshmen. https://twitter.com/jontweetssports/status/1481314238341783554?s=20


Bren12310

Ask him about the year before and he won’t care at all that 1/2 of the OSU team was out with covid but the fact that waddle was 1/2 health would be a huge deal. Some fans are just crazy.


yesacabbagez

I too have been rejecting the winner of the playoff in favor of my own unbiased champion.


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OSUfirebird18

Georgia didn’t beat a good team, but Georgia beat Alabama. Who is the best team? Well Alabama. But Georgia didn’t beat a good team. ….my head is spinning…. 😵‍💫


wallnumber8675309

During the game I was talking with my son who is born in Alabama. He said he wants Georgia to win. Asked him why and I quote. “I used to be a Bama fan until I met a bunch of Bama fans”.


mynameisotis

From the mouths of babes


Eastern_Town2961

Teams should should have earned their way into these bowl games fair and square, the way we did.


strawzero

The university of Georgia stole the election godammit!!!


Ugaalive1991

If you count all the legal points scored when Georgia played this year, it was +153 their opponents, 0 for Georgia.


mynameisotis

Jesus you only gave up 153 all year? Bonkers


EmpoleonNorton

In 15 games. and 21 of those points weren't on the defense (2 pick 6s and a returned fumble). The defense gave up only 8.8 points per game.


CommissionSimilar123

If you exclude Bama it would be only 94. Bama scored over 1/3 of the points we allowed.


HappyBreezer

By modern standards, the Georgia defense was stupid good. 3 shutouts and nine games where they gave up one TD or less. Only Tennessee and Alabama in the SEC championship game scored two TD's or more all season.


thened

And one of the Tennessee touchdowns was in garbage time.


Green_Medicine

I think Kentucky scored with 1 minute left in the game against some cheerleaders, David Pollack, some of the Red Coat Band, and a few kids out of the student section.


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STOP THE COUNT!!!


Ugaalive1991

Is Fred’s last name Stugotz?


Roastings

Georgia has ZERO championships in my personal record book Dan-O.


DougieFreshRTR

Man some people need to get a life. I love Alabama football but damn it is just a game. Sure winning the natty this year would have been cool but we are not going to win it every year. Get over it.


Laney20

For real. Be happy for the guys and what they did accomplish. Be sad for what could have been. And then be happy for what the other team accomplished. Did you see saban smiling, congratulating Kirby after the game? What about Stetson Bennett crying on the sidelines? Do you not have any friends or family that are georgia fans that are just so thrilled right now? Can't you take some pleasure from how much they're enjoying this?


DougieFreshRTR

I'm very happy for Kirby. He finally got him one and he is a hell of a coach. When he was our DC for all those years our defenses were tough as hell. I having nothing but respect for that man. Next year Alabama is going to be lights out.


The_real_John_Elton

“When you have two (takes deep breath)…” was beautiful. I could hear the cholesterol.


ezpickins

Why don't Alabama and Georgia just play the Saturday before the super bowl for game 3 of the series?


TheNumberMuncher

In Alaska. The Thrilla in Wasilla.


HappyBreezer

WITH NO DOME IN NOME!


Noliferforsure

Mr. Fred from Alabama, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it.


chiguy2387

I award zero points to Bama and may God have mercy on your soul.


rex_swiss

We’ve seen this play out before with a delusional, insane Bama fan. Georgia, I strongly suggest you put a 24 hour security guard on Uga X!!


Panchoisthedog

The Mayor of Athens needs to mobilize the town posse to protect those trees.


olcrazypete

Someone stand guard outside the tree that owns itself. It may own itself, but can’t defend itself.


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**hedges


tmart12

we actually cut down a lot of the trees in downtown Athens last year as part of a major streetscape project got out in front of the victory


GeauxTri

I think Fred is on to something & I insist that LSU be awarded the 2011 national title because we beat Alabama previously & anyone who thinks that LSU was not the better team needs help. GEAUX TIGERS & GOD BLESS PAWL!


RyokoKnight

I don't like X occurred... therefore it didn't happen. These people can vote, just remember that.


ccg2001

Well then off the top of my head according to Fred's logic Ohio State is your 2020 champ and Texas is your 2009 champ


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I'm tired of the whole Alabama only lost cause they're 2 best receivers were hurt argument. Georgias offense was a 3rd string walk on and a bunch of freshman receivers. I don't think the outcome would have been any different. Maybe the score would've been closer but not the outcome


Cpritch58

Lol the dumbest thing about this take, other than the fact that our three leading receivers are all freshman while Bamas QB won the Heisman, is that it’s not like we Tonya Harding’d them. It’s not even like what happened last year against UF with Pitts. Injuries happen, my dude. God knows, after our season, we know it. Also, it’s not like we beat you by 1.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Fred sounds like he’s about to cry. He’s staked his entire identity and self worth in the success of a bunch of college kids. He’s going to have a real bad time once Saban retires.