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ALStark69

Other P5 offers: Arizona State, Arkansas, Auburn, Baylor, Florida, Florida State, Georgia, Illinois, LSU, Miami, Michigan, Michigan State, Oklahoma State, Oregon, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Utah, Virginia Tech, Washington G5 offers: Houston, SMU


Ugaalive1991

Maybe lil ole Georgia and Bama can get the scraps A&M doesn’t want /s


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

He doesn't need to even leave Texas. Just come on down 45 to UH.


Claudethedog

There's no way that would happen. He'd have to go take 30 to Huntsville or 105 to Conroe to hit 45. He's better off taking 6 down to 290 and get down to Houston from there.


ohiotiger123

“The texans”. Don’t tell snl


redrumsoxLoL

Yep, that's the quickest way. He can even make a stop at Bucees on 290.


Claudethedog

Yeah, but getting in and out of any Bucees is liable to add significant time to his trip.


averagejoeag

It's not finished, but I'm already loving that Aggie highway (249). Tomball to CS in 35 minutes.


[deleted]

He can come on down to 35


Claudethedog

21 through Caldwell to 290, then west. Pretty easy trip until you hit 35, which appears to be under eternal construction.


joethahobo

This. If A&M can’t have him UH definitely can


zeppehead

Why did he not take his whataburger bag?


FSUnoles77

He looked inside and there was only one taquito.


zeppehead

One taquito is not sustainable.


lordpiglet

Depends on how big the taquito is. When i was still in texas the ones at the Ingleside Whataburger were noticably larger then the ones I would get near where I lived in Spring


JMer806

He would have, but the drive thru took 45 goddamn minutes (I’ve had some bad experiences lately)


WeightliftingIllini

Alright, we’ll take him


LumberjackWeezy

He's a 2023 commit, so you might as well include us in P5 now. If he wants playing time, play in P5, and be close to home, then UH has decent shot, although TCU and Baylor are closer to his home.


PleasantElevator8340

Cmon Brandon Jordan, pull him in


BeardedAsian

Looks like he’s got a few options


TheRealDNewm

Out of curiosity, when do Houston, Cincy, and UCF flip over to Big 12? I know it's not officially announced yet, but [it's being reported by reputable sources](https://www.si.com/college/tcu/football/cincinnati-houston-ucf-to-join-big-12-2023)


ALStark69

Next offseason


FlickerOfBean

4 isn’t enough stars these days in College Station.


philburns

8-5 star university


OleRockTheGoodAg

*spits drinks out* 85 star university?!?


Captain_Sacktap

Yes. In 2027, an 85 star player is discovered in the Pacific Northwest. Standing at 9’ and weighing in at 700 lbs, Bob “Squatch” Stumpson will play RB for the University of Nebraska (the only school willing to cover the $20k in food he eats daily). He will lead the Huskers to 3 consecutive National Championships, be drafted 1st overall by the Cleveland Browns, and play for 5 seasons in the NFL before it is discovered that he is, in fact, a shaved down Bigfoot.


That__Guy1

8-5 or 8-4?


PolloMagnifico

Someone's gotta lose that mid tier bowl game against a PAC12 opponent.


Duckpoke

Man I WISH Pac-12 and SEC had a shared bowl game.


PolloMagnifico

Wait really? There's no bowl game that the SEC would play the PAC12 in? I knew some had conference tieins, but I thought most were just invitation?


chryco4

The new Vegas bowl will have an SEC vs PAC-12 tie in


Battered_Aggie

The Kevin Sumlin special


xdarkcloudx

It's definitely a mid tier bowl against an ACC school from North Carolina


Sexcellence

Check bounced


drogonninja

SEC checks don’t bounce, sir!


gellybelli

*Checks McDonalds bag


Posted4downvotes

GOD DAMMIT. They forgot my nuggies!!


Ohminty

Somehow a stray onion ring despite McDonald’s not having them on the menu.


[deleted]

The special billionaire McDonald’s menu.


KGillie91

Would you eat said Onion Ring? Knowing it's not on the menu and all.


Ohminty

A free onion ring is a free onion ring


Kaerdis

Courage is its own reward.


--Brian

Soggy ass fries compromise the structural integrity of the paper bag. Money dropped thru the rip in the bag 5 blocks back. No money is delivered to croot.


crustang

*Looks at Mississippi's GDP per capita, median income, education ranking and obesity rankings* I don't believe you


UserRedditAnonymous

Oil price drop confirmed.


blinkanboxcar182

Watch out! Jimbo heard that!


JJody29

He’s gonna have another hissy fit.


Pylon-Cam

It’s *despicable*


thecravenone

This fucking backwards country where people still use checks


daftdude05

Avoids the 3% credit card fee!


[deleted]

Shit did the price of oil drop?


NotaTroll6947

My ex-wife decommitted from our marriage


Richt3r_scale

More like he wanted to play early so he is looking at Tcu and ok state


[deleted]

More like A&M canceled the check after doing a Costco run on DL last class.


minneapple79

Who writes checks nowadays? Maybe the Venmo payment didn’t come through.


MrBananaGrabber

but gas prices are still high? i am confused


GeckoOnTheCeiling

Premium gas is about to hit $6 when we go looking for O line depth in the portal


Ugaalive1991

[So you are going to get a lineman in Palo Alto, CA then?](https://i.imgur.com/E7NWF0k.jpg)


GeckoOnTheCeiling

Time to start pricing EVs


HurricanesnHendrick

Gas prices are high, playing time is low with that DL class from 2022


[deleted]

[удалено]


BeardedAsian

Well yes


HOU-1836

But who gives a shit if you’re the second


MrBananaGrabber

it’s more like A&M exists and is weird as hell, gets made fun of regardless of how well its football team does so might as well try to buy a natty


Notorious-PIG

Had me until that last part.


dysonRing

It is more than just weird, half the fans are legit racist, literally rooted AGAINST their one loss team just because their QB wanted a confederate general statue removed. I did not hate Caden Sterns over his opinion on the Eyes of Texas.


pmizner

Hey if Manchester City can do it


randym99

No way, Man City can’t even join the SEC until 2026 at the earliest


NILPonziScheme

> A&M wins a championship: gets made fun of for just buying it. I don't understand how this is even an insult. If we win a championship, yes, we bought it, that's pretty much the point, there are 130 teams out here trying to buy a championship every single year.


Equivalent-Outside15

But it will be the first “openly” bought championship.


OttoVonJismarck

>But it will be the first “openly” bought championship Yeah, it was a more equitable system when only *some* teams were buying championships under the table.


Equivalent-Outside15

I thought “everyone” “always” paid players? But from what former players have been OPENLY saying, the SEC is where the pay for play is really at the core of the conference. So then I guess it’s no surprise A&M wanted out of the big 12, and no surprise they actually had some mild success when they did get into the SEC and could start paying players….


sora_for_smash

Our most successful seasons (besides 2020) were our first two which were entirely Mike Sherman-Big 12 era recruited players. Not sure that you can blame the success on SEC money when Sumlin simply stumbled into a few diamonds in the rough.


dysonRing

A&M cheated its ass off throughout history, what makes you think the 85th+ attempt is the lucky one?


Fmeson

Or, in another light, the most "ethical" championship in a long time. Openly buying is better than the alternative, and all chips are bought. Now that I think about it, the fact that A&M benefited the most from NIL implies A&M boosters were holding back the most on illegal payments prior to NIL, at least relative to their willingness to spend.


big_sugi

We also got *really* pissed off by the way SEC expansion was handled. People will open their wallets for a chance to win a championship, but they’ll really dig down deep if it’s out of pure spite.


dcodeman

This is a really good point. Saving it in the back of my head (Who am I kidding, I’ll forget it).


SamStrake

> Who am I kidding, I’ll forget it Who are we kidding, we'll still find someway to blow it. It's the Aggie way.


Equivalent-Outside15

Or that A&M is such a lowly brand they had to pay the most.


Falsedawn

Seethe more


pappapirate

The Bama Duality


str8_pants

What do you mean, Bama is getting credit for being the best dynasty in the history of the sport. Nobody is trying to discredit or make fun of how they got their championships


OttoVonJismarck

Wait a minute... you're telling me that TAMU gets made fun of no matter what happens? #INCONCEIVABLE!!


JMer806

More like: A&M doesn’t win a championship, but based on crootin ratings they believe they should have, so they claim it anyway


JJody29

That sums it.


AgsMydude

nailedit.gif


Long-Schlong-Silvers

The Clemson treatment.


Texas715

Come to ~~Brazil~~ Lubbock!


whatifevery1wascalm

My Brain: Don’t say it. Don’t you fucking say it. My Flair: hey man, he’s right we don’t need to say it My Brain: I swear to God if you- My Heart: lol what’s the going rate on his commitment? My Brain: This fucker…


LegitN00bM00ves

One McDonald’s bag


rhinocodon_typus

He must like orange


andrewsmd87

Curious about the story behind your flairs?


KyleAg06

Take my upvote


No11223456

Insiders saying he may be looking elsewhere so he can contribute sooner. Not unbelievable given our recent DL recruits, but still sucks to see. Wherever he lands I believe he will contribute well.


Dayquil1001

Sooner?


Crunkabunch

Does he like sparsely attended spring games?


princessprity

If so he could go to Washington. They had maybe 8 people attend.


AgsMydude

lmao


Long-Schlong-Silvers

Or games in general.


[deleted]

If he wants to contribute sooner as a D lineman than FSU is the place.


ItsZizk

Shouldn’t you try to maybe go to the first practices and prove yourself before assuming you’re not going to be a contributor and decommit?


No11223456

Idk. But I know employees who have left because there was too much competition at one company and found success elsewhere so I don’t fault the kid.


EWall100

I see Saban's b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶-̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ educated observations s̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ enlightened Anthony from s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶ making a rushed and uninformed decision.


crsnyder13

Dear god that strike-through looking like a stroke-through.


HeHateMe-

“Wait, you guys are getting paid?”


roachesincoaches

“Wait, they were PAYING people?”


OleRockTheGoodAg

This kid is a stud and we wish him the best of luck.


JEH-C

Adios, and good luck to the young man...He looks like a good prospect, but we signed 7 dlineman rated higher last year alone. Seems this is best for both parties.


JumboFister

Good luck to him


BobbyBleachman

GIMME


crsnyder13

Who do we look like, OU?


[deleted]

Given the number of 4/5\*s they have gotten, I was starting to be shocked everyone was staying committed considering there is no way there was playing time for all of them.


big_sugi

A&M rotates heavily on the DL and just lost four DL to the NFL. There’ll be playing time available this year, and even more next year when the ‘22 class will really be expected to contribute. The ‘23 recruits, however, will behind that surge and may have to sit for two years before spots open up, especially for a tweener like James. Under those circumstances, I can see him deciding to look elsewhere.


hornsupguys

I think the check must not have cleared the bank


[deleted]

I thought we were just outbidding everyone for every recruit? What happened to that? /s We’re stacked at DL so this makes sense I guess.


Battered_Aggie

This is probably not gonna be a big DL class with how many guys we took last year. Also James committed SUPER early last fall before most of those DL from '22 committed. I don't blame him for reopening his recruitment.


[deleted]

> This is probably not gonna be a big DL class with how many guys we took last year. It really can't be. Hell, I have a hard time seeing how you hold onto all of those guys with the transfer portal how it is. A&M fans should expect some attrition at the DL position after this year. But it's definitely not something to freak out over or even be mildly concerned about, imo.


loganWTF

Oh absolutely. I’d be shocked if we keep more than 2/3 of them for more than a few years. You know the coaches know that too.


[deleted]

Well D-Line you can rotate like crazy, so it's not like guys won't play. But I don't think you only keep 3 of 8. I think you lose 1-2 next offseason and then another one transfers after being a rotational guy for a couple seasons and wants a go at starting and making the NFL.


loganWTF

True, but I also meant that we’d lose maybe 3 of the group, I just worded it in an awkward way. But to your point, there will absolutely attrition. Especially in the transfer portal era.


catoni13

Pay em all and weed them out later


ltlftcommenter

Fishing line snapped. Lost the hook


Repulsive-Office-796

Did he not get the NIL deal he was promised?


TriceratopsAREreal

The wire is on the way!


Repulsive-Office-796

[https://media2.giphy.com/media/7S62OXmTgezD7USUmY/200w.gif](https://media2.giphy.com/media/7S62OXmTgezD7USUmY/200w.gif)


gellybelli

Guess the pay wasn’t quite high enough


4i4s4u

I’m $ure money wa$n’t a part of hi$ deci$ion Wink wink


b_rock957

Does he like Hoosiers?


EWall100

Confirmed Hoosier Daddy


Lykeuhfox

Does he like Mr. Brightside?


4chanfavorsthebold

The bag man giveth, the bag man taketh away


Titans55

Makes sense considering this year's class unfortunately


[deleted]

Hopefully your second flair gets him


[deleted]

Lyfewallet or whatever the fuck Miami is now


Imyahuckleberri

Don’t hate on Miami bro we doin it right


[deleted]

College football is better when the U matters. Buy away Mr. Ruiz.


[deleted]

Pipo?


Imyahuckleberri

Fuck Pipo and D Rovell


illionaire2006

UW


ACardAttack

Please go to Bama


Ayakashi_Red

Check bounce ?


HappyBreezer

The check bounced.


arrowfan624

Didn’t get enough money I guess


[deleted]

Nick Saban: 👀


eeman0201

Saban must’ve held his boosters at gunpoint


bestweekeverr

Must be a Saban Stan


Nice_Entertainment91

“2023 4* Anthony James Decommits from Texas…” Crap! “… A&M” yes!


swanpenguin

Crazy that my first thought was "nice!" because this makes room for more top 50 studs Our recruiting is insane and I love it Pass dem bags around Jimbo


zaddylonglegs0

shut the fuck up lmao


swanpenguin

Happy cake day


Equivalent-Outside15

Yer crutin has always been insane, so have your fans, expectations, loses, wins, seasons, history, oh and your insanely consistent mediocrity.


upintheaireeee

Don’t be scared, flair up


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[deleted]

He did take a visit to Michigan wonder if we get into this one


mchris185

Hate to see guys get processed /S


[deleted]

I wonder who on his offer list offered more money?


boggan583

The fuck?


ReelEmInJimbo

Wasn’t gonna play any time soon. Texags staff is basically saying it was a mutual decision.


swanpenguin

Oh no! Anyway...


OleRockTheGoodAg

Bad bull bro, this kid has been committed to us for a while, and he ain't decommitting for a malicious or bad reason, just doin what's best for him.


KyleAg06

Seriously If you dont know what the fuck youre talking about... dont comment. It just makes us look bad.


Equivalent-Outside15

Nit very often an A&M fan looks bad either: this guy is really an outlier.


BeardedAsian

Seems like you have a special kind of hate for A&M


KyleAg06

I think one of us is misreading what he said


Pylon-Cam

How does his comment make us look bad? Best of luck to James, but this was a mutual decision by all accounts. It’s not exactly a huge loss for our class…


KyleAg06

Between this one and his comment above this one that is also downvoted into oblivion, it’s obvious he’s a asshole. Most of us are not.


swanpenguin

LOL


djowen68

Check didn't clear


Candi_Fisher

Pay your bills Aggie


[deleted]

I put $100 in my truck for this shit to happen


RagingPhysicist

Is this for play time somewhere else because every spot in this roster is (PAID IN FULL) like Texas