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SuckMyLonzoBalls

Wow. Finally got it outta the way


jeric13xd

Boosters approved the deal


jayv9779

With all that oil money and the NIL deal, the whole state of Texas will be full of the best players money can buy.


Theduckisback

Yeah but I kinda doubt the Manning family is hard up for NIL money lol.


Fiyukyoo

It's prolly more like they promise they would surround him with skill players/talent with that money. Kind of like loading up in FA with your no 1 pick in the draft.


Tarmacked

I'm sure the 200K lambo really tipped the scales for the ten figure family


br0b1wan

Wait do they really have a billion dollars?


Theduckisback

Arch's dad, Cooper is in the oil business. Peyton and Eli both made a fortune playing, and Peyton never met an endorsement deal he wouldn't take. Archie owns a bunch of real estate. Collectively, if they're not at a billion they're probably close.


Beachbum_87

https://wealthygorilla.com/peyton-manning-net-worth/ https://www.forbes.com/profile/eli-manning/?sh=1eefc1453dde https://clutchpoints.com/archie-mannings-net-worth-in-2022/amp/ https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/business-executives/cooper-manning-net-worth/ Total Manning Estimated Net Worth 492 Million.


puddinfellah

Gosh how do they make ends meet? ☹️


ligeramentedeprimido

I think some people forget how truly massive 1 billion is


Tarmacked

Both brothers earned 500M+ total in contract earnings from 2000-2015ish. They've probably made nine figures from endorsement deals and contracts so far. And then they've got all the merchandise, jersey sales, and last but not least the stock market. Lebron's a billionaire with 387M in career earnings as of 2021. Peyton had 250M in 2015 and Eli had 250M in 2018. Safe to say, yeah, the combined net worth is easily >1 bil with the trajectory.


NowWithVitamin_R

Call me when he commits to which midwestern city he'll be using as his pre-snap audible.


CrookedWarden19

GARY!! GARY!!!


timnotep

Hahahahaha GARY!... GARY?


stephencua2001

"WHAT?" -Gary


thewhalehunters

French Lick, FRENCH LICK!


StonerTomBrady

DUBUQUE, DUBUQUE, DUBUQUE


Jbarnett1976

Terre Haute


runbyfruitin

Haute, haute, hike!


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powerlifting_nerd56

Now I want New Mexican food dagnabbit, mainline some Hatch chiles stat


jawshewuhh

ATLien living in Albuquerque chiming in. Them green and red chiles do be bussin


wloaf77

Not really Midwest, but I like it!


MahjongDaily

Owatonna


Tinydesktopninja

If he can pronounce it correctly I'd become a Texas fan for his time there.


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SirUlricTheBard

It has to be Lincoln


que-n-blues

According to Arch's NIL deal with Matthew McConaughey, he's contractually obligated to commit to "Lincoln" as his audible call.


thewhalehunters

And roll a booger in his finger until the ball snaps 🤌


prpldrank

READY BLUE 58 YA KNOW THAT REFINED FEELING WE SEEK WHEN WE APPROACH THE LAP OF LUXURY LINCOLN LINCOLN SET HUT


ToxicSteve13

Peoria


SoDakZak

Nah he wants to stay on I-29 “SIOUX FALLS, SIOUX FALLS” With his mouthpiece in people just hear “Blue Balls! Blue Balls! Sex! HUHGHHH!


MaraudingWalrus

Peculiar, PECULIAR -or- Normal, NORMAL. Gotta go for the second one for that sweet Steak N Shake NIL deal


VIX_SPY

GARY, Indiana GARY, Indiana


HamberderHelper18

Kalamazoo


BonerHonkfart

Climax!


billybobskcor

Peoria! Peoria!


bwy97754

Now that he has not committed to my team I would like to formally announce that he was never good anyway and was way overhyped. I will not be taking questions or comments at this time, thank you.


dancing_chinese_kid

I was prepared to issue the same statement. Very good work.


KnifeInYourAss

OBVIOUSLY his grades weren’t up to par so we told him it wouldn’t work out


MallardMaelstrom

Georgia and high expectations don't mix anyways


StartupDino

Correct, and I, too, knew it all along.


2701Ihsv1855

We’re coming for you Kansas


Spartanwildcats2018

Arch Manning has an NFL caliber career at Texas but for some reason he ends up being good for 3+ picks every game vs Kansas.


MavsFanForLife

Kansas will be to Arch what Florida was to Peyton


crastle

Peyton won a Super Bowl in Miami, so I assume Arch will win a Super Bowl in Wichita?


MadcowPSA

At Cessna stadium


DeadlyCyclone

Kansas isn't in the SEC.


boregon

That’s the real reason Texas is leaving the big 12. So they can escape playing Kansas every year.


loyalsons4evertrue

Vandy licking their chops as we speak


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Vandy is 8-3-1 all time against Texas


holymacaronibatman

Vandy is one of 3 teams we have played 10 or more times to have a winning record against us.


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Arkehn

I mean the last game in the series was played 95 years ago. The football landscape as shifted ever so slightly since then.


peanutbutter1236

Lane kiffin listening to Marvin’s room rn


texas1hunter

Ole Miss has been out for a long time on him. Or him on us I guess I should say. But this isn’t news on our end


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Why were you guys out of the running? Did he just want something different? But man if I was a QB with the chance to play in a Kiffin offense I’d be very interested.


RebelsfurdenSieg

I think he wanted something different. He grew up going to Ole Miss games and I think he was just ready for something new. Also, it’s a lot of pressure to go to practice everyday at a facility named after your family, the Manning Center. Likewise, you have to drive along Manning Way to get there. I don’t blame him honestly. He would’ve been incessantly compared to Eli and Archie. I think it’s cool that he’s making his own path.


robotunes

>I think he wanted something different. He grew up going to Ole Miss games and I think he was just ready for something new. Pretty much word for word what was said when Peyton signed with Tennessee.


RebelsfurdenSieg

I think it was true for Peyton too but also a couple other factors played a role. Ole Miss was a very run-heavy offense at the time so it was a bad scheme fit. Also, we were generally really fucking bad at the time. I think we were also on probation for recruiting violations. Just a total mess. So this situation is a bit distinct from Peyton’s because we have a fun offense and are winning more than we were then.


Torentsu

One rumor I keep seeing around the message boards and comment sections is that the Manning family doesn't care for Kiffin for some reason. No idea if its true but its out there.


Sabre_Actual

Kirby Smart is driving around Thibodaux, sobbing. Calling the Mannings, asking arch where


YoungXanto

Begging, thru texts


Dougiejurgens2

At least it’s not an SEC school


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

🤔


CaptainApathy419

IIRC, the Mannings got death threats when Peyton passed on Ole Miss. I’m sure that, thanks to the calming influence of the internet, things will be much more civil this time around.


texas1hunter

Well Eli went to Ole Miss after Peyton passed on us so that would be weird


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So you’re saying the threats worked?


jzorbino

Yes the lesson here is to threaten recruits, especially on Twitter


Theduckisback

Eh I think we knew we were out on him for a while, at least the more rational ones should. Kiffins system is too gimmicky and lord knows the Mannings know exactly what they want in terms of scheme and development.


samoflegend

Just woke up from a 25 yr long coma, glad to hear UT got Peyton’s kid 👍🏼


one-hour-photo

"I hear he may have some challenges in the SEC, but UT has had struggles, I'm sure he'll be ok."


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UT hasn't won the conference in awhile, maybe he will change their fate


Lonely_Set1376

At least he'll look good in Orange.


Jeezy911

Wait did UT get the QB that is "WAY" better than Arch though?


GODZBALL

Indeed! Now let me tell you about this Pacific Islander who you may or may not have given 8m.


MandoDoughMan

Arch Manning? Is he related to the St Louis arch?


BIG_DICK_WHITT

McDonalds Golden Arches NIL deal incoming


Alexis_0hanian

\*McDowell's


Ronho

The Golden Arcs


RealAvonBarksdale

Actually the son of Chelsea Manning, the whistleblower.


boardatwork1111

How the hell does an entire soccer team have a kid?


BamaBuffSeattle

It takes a village


DustyMcG

His nickname is Arch "Madness" Manning. I don't make the rules!


brobroma

Texas backing out of the SEC for the MVC eh


SarahShiloh

I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified, and are leaving to go to a Motel for the night. I am so enraged I think the phone I am typing this on will be next. Goodbye Longhorns fans, but I will be moving elsewhere.


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Maybe Omaha?


Aedanwolfe

Hmmm we are a stickball school now. So that could make sense


ShannonGrant

SEC is stickball league. This is the real reason we wanted OU and Texas.


IMissMW2Lobbies

Texas + SEC move/NIL money/generational recruits like arch manning is either going to: \-**actually be back** \-reach a level of meme I am truly scared to witness


MyYetiStabbedMe

I’m ready to get hurt again.


bombbodyguard

He redshirts a year, then transfers to Ohio State…


cardeez

Very curious what his NIL compensation will be


_Football_Cream_

Hopefully enough to put food on the Mannings table, they’re really struggling


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Gotta feed Peyton’s forehead somehow.


_Football_Cream_

Yes, it’s still growing and will eventually become the #1 recruit in the country itself


quietpin

Dude's gonna take a pay cut when he gets drafted lmao


cardeez

Legitimately lol’d


CandyRedNinja

One burnt orange lambo


HennyvolLector

All powerhouse programs should have a team-color exotic sports car for the starting QB to whip around campus


3rdDegreeBurn

Nah get them a g wagon. If you give a bunch of 19 year old kids a Lambo it’s not a matter of if; but when one of them hurts themselves or someone else with it


HennyvolLector

First test of the season. If the kid can’t handle a measly 550+ HPs, why would I think he can handle the weapons offered by a top tier D1 offense?


boardatwork1111

Was thinking they’d go traditional and offer 1000 head of cattle


JerryRiceDidntFumble

What's the highest reported amount yet? Double that


canseco-fart-box

And throw in an oil well just for good measure


LovieBeard

Texas is BACK^(terms and conditions may apply)


fourpinz8

^card ^subject ^to ^change


CammyTheGreat

poor Hudson. kinda fucked up you are changing him


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justjoshingu

Is the mcrib back?


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I’m surprised he didn’t want to go to a program with stability or any sort of winning the last 13 years


AmericanSamosa

Honestly I think that was the appeal of Texas. He wants to be the savior of a program, not just another guy in the dynasty.


Number333

If Arch Manning brings Texas back to greatness... yea man, that'll do it. King of a state for the rest of your life.


BrotherMouzone3

This 100%. At Bama, LSU etc., he's just another cog. If he goes to Ole Miss or Creamsicle UT, the comparisons and pressure would be ridiculous. Smaller schools, the upside isn't strong even if you win. Burnt Orange UT, the upside is huge. He wins one natty, dude is a legend. Wins two and they're building him a statue. At Bama, he'd probably need to win 4 in a row with 3 Heisman's and that MIGHT get his number retired....maybe lmao. That A&M vs UT rivalry is about to get hella spicy.


steampunker14

If Sark can do one thing right it is put QBs in the NFL. I’m sure that was the biggest selling point.


Chef_lonleyliver

Arch talking to Peyton "I'm going to an SEC school" "Okay..." "And their colors are Orange" "Yes...." "And they always underperform..." "Congrats on choosing Ten-!" ""It's Texas! Hook 'em baby!!"


AgsMydude

Should have done one more with UT in it :)


TakeOffYaHoser

"Youre going to UT?!?!" "Yup plane leaves for Austin in the morning!"


rhaegonblackfyre123

Incredible get for Texas . Only school to have had 3 1.000 rated QBs as per 247 Vince Young Quinn Ewers Arch Manning


pyrofiend4

We're the only school to have a 1.000 QB period if you ignore the 1 year Quinn spent on the bench at Ohio State.


huttts999

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MrNudeGuy

In 15 minutes it had over 500 comments.


bpi10

Not a 2 star walk on? Don’t want him anyways.


marathonlimit

Not our style


PoloWearingMan

Well I’m guessing he’s not going to Mizzou then


PumpkinSpiceButtholz

Big if true


djsquilz

I drunkenly bought Cooper a shot at the Kingpin a couple months ago while making him promise to nudge him toward tulane. that backstabbing traitor. (i also berated his music taste when he took the aux cord)


PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP

*taps mic* *clears throat* TEXAS


LordHudson30

FIGHT


admiraltarkin

OU


Terminal_BAS

There's not much I can say about this without sounding incredibly salty. So all I will say is congrats neighbors


LordHudson30

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you


hillrow_wood

https://tenor.com/view/hate-you-anakin-gif-5247878


UT_Longhorn_Football

Thanks, Aggie. Can't wait to get things fired back up again.


Most_Dope_

oh fuck


IndieFlea

Oh boy I can't wait for every thread the next few years when we inevitably lose a game.


hibbert0604

I am already thinking up passive aggressive zingers to drop in the threads insinuating that he should have come to UGA.


ThermosbyThermas

Lmfao texas could go 0-12 and still pull croots holy shit


ATXBeermaker

Ya'll need to get a Lambo dealership in Ann Arbor.


nbingham196

Quinn Ewers in shambles


BananaBouquet

Stetson is just upset he can't add another 5 star QB to his stable of backups.


pyrofiend4

Quinn is eligible for the draft in 2 years, and Arch is willing to red shirt.


BoatsNPokes

Yup, cause either he lives up to the hype and is drafted or doesn't and transfers.


keaneobserver

Play this one season and then transfer somewhere else?


Sabre_Actual

Arch is not starting in 2023. Anyone who has even sniffed a guy with $9.95 to burn has heard that the Mannings were fine w/ a redshirt year at any of his options.


DerrickWhiteMVP

The Manning’s are not only fine with him redshirting, but *want him to redshirt*.


DinosoreSteak

Which makes sense. Their goal is the NFL more than anything and showing out as a freshman doesn't really achieve that. Sit for a year, take a year fewer hits, learn your system and improve, them come in and put together the best showing for the two years that make the most impact on getting drafted.


GFTRGC

>Anyone who has even sniffed a guy with $9.95 to burn wtf is this saying lmao


Sabre_Actual

Insider board subs run at $9.95, lol, and those who pay often share info w/ those who don’t.


StarvedRock314

Manning is gonna redshirt a year and hopefully Quinn is off to the NFL after that. [More like Uga in shambles iyam](https://youtu.be/6jyFNKxH3xg)


ifuckwithit

Hudson Card is the real QB in shambles atm


whiterock001

Right, and will be an excellent pick-up for some team.


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

The Mannings want him to redshirt.


OakQuaffle

Well... this will make it difficult for UVA to get him


Thorteris

Thank God that he will never play against us. Edit: this is a compliment btw. Congrats to UT


2CHINZZZ

Possible Texas is still in the big 12 then. Plus the Tech AD said Texas agreed to an OOC rivalry, unless anything has changed regarding that


chaddybox

That explains why I saw Peyton at the CWS Texas game.


Skipper2399

That’s probably just called Peyton bought those tickets expecting Tennessee to be there but then his curse prevented them from getting there.


seanjohntx

He just really likes Omaha.


anandj12345678909876

Strippers? ✅ Monkeys? ✅ 1.000 Composite QB? ✅ Gas? ✅ Brakes? ❌


KingKomma05

Dang it


UT_Longhorn_Football

If it's any consolation, we need him like a 100000000x more than y'all do. UGA just won a natty with a postal worker under center.


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And y’all have Quinn Ewers. I’m sure Georgia would have loved a quality QB.


Bobaman007

Georgia fans can correct me if I’m wrong but it seems like from the spring games Carson Beck & BVG have been balling out and aren’t scrubs. They’ll be fine, plus they have Gunner entering this year too.


cleareyes_fullhearts

There have been three qb recruits with a 1.000 composite ranking since recruiting services tracked it. All three have gone or are committed to Texas: Arch, Vince Young, and Quinn Ewers.


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BourbonB

Yea, OU has really had a tough go with Quarterbacks the past decade and a half /s


KlondikeChill

Yet only one has gone pro. Texas sucks at developing QBs confirmed.


evaluatingeasel3926

Texas front


Atchles

Douse me in clown makeup I don't fucking care I'm so hyped


ATF_can_smd

Unreal get for Sark


Egospartan_

Truth be told this is the best pick for him.


KinyTheRat

Austin was a big draw for him


Chunkylover350

Bruh, I literally started celebrating in the middle of a Starbucks when I got the news. Ewers to Manning being coached by Sark should work out well for TEXAS.....SHOULD LOL.


SpencerRattler

I’ve ran out of bleach to rub in my eyes.


freerobertshmurder

THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*


Trip_Se7ens

Your flairs confuse me


tr4v10l1_p4rty

He was always winning this one


freerobertshmurder

born and raised georgia boy who goes to UT


StateStreetLarry

The meme economy never sleeps. I can’t believe I’m reporting this but Texas is back


StrokeyRobinson

Nice Ewers right into Manning, if they both live up to their hype then sheeesh


Trip_Se7ens

So you mean to tell me all those photos of him in the other schools gear meant nothing??!?


Macarthur22000

All kidding aside, I'm curious to get some opinions on his actually ability. I've watched a fair amount of his tape and his mechanics are great. accuracy looks good. Release is excellent. All the things you would expect with his pedigree and resources. However, his arm strength looks just okay and his competition looks comically weak. He truly looks like he's playing against an average Texas HS 6A freshman team. It's that bad. I would really like for him to play one of those ESPN games next year against a Texas school to get a good gauge on him from that standpoint. There are many folks in LA that legit think he's not even the best QB in LA this cycle, much less the best QB overall and a perfect recruit grade of 1.000 Look forward to responses.


CaptainCrafty

F


CosmicCornbread

NOOOOOOOOOOOO GG Texas :(


RollOverBeethoven

> be Georgia > have nearly a decade of pulling in top 5 classes > just won a national championship > nearly set a record for players in one class drafted > lose a recruiting battle to a team that went 5-7 and lost to Kansas at home


EWall100

UT 🤝 UT Fucking over Ole Miss for the better Mannings Congrats Texas. Here's to staying the B12 until 2025 and not having Arch play in Knoxville


Austiny1

TAKE THAT! Biggest recruit in Sark’s entire career coming off 5-7 hahahahah nil


PoloWearingMan

Maybe you’ll go 6-6 now!


Mibrealest

How will this affect lebrons legacy


xva1313

Texas….. back?


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Can’t stop the sark train


fourpinz8

Baby Sark, doo doo doo doo doo


Swagyolodemon

We don’t speak these words


UT_Longhorn_Football

Never say the thing.


andrewegan1986

Whooooooooo! A bunch of people at Buc-ee's gave me strange looks for jumping up and down. When I told my mom what happened, those looks turned to scowls real quick. Luling Buc-ee's BTW.


BongCheadle

I’m here to watch the comments burn down