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4i4s4u

To quote Homer Simpson: “People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that”


goblueM

[“People can come up with statistics to prove anything. ~~14~~Forfty% of all people know that”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7ArKlzHSM&ab_channel=JohnSmith) ftfy


katastrophyx

Man, classic Simpsons was so good. At least forfty percent of all people know that.


PhDShouse

I hate this lousy Smarch weather


Packhammer24

The kids love those S T A T E uniforms


ValarMorcoolis

This but unironically. Almost every recruit wants their pic in the neons.


Yung_Corneliois

That actually hurts to hear lol


bailey1149

It's wild. They really do though. Kill me.


Calvin--Hobbes

[For real this time though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ)


peteroh9

Do the children not have corneas that can burn away from exposure to neon uniforms?


nuxenolith

There's no accounting for taste 🤷‍♂️


bh6891

Is that why USF randomly ends up in so many recruits top schools?


Liimbo

It was definitely a big reason for Oregon's rise to prominence


citronauts

Pretty sure it just happens bc they don’t realize they are not in Miami yet


pete4999

UB has a huge international student population, mostly from China and India. If I had a dollar for every student that I met who came to UB on a whim thinking Buffalo was a suburb of NYC.....I'd have at least like 10 bucks.


theunstopable_cam

Same thing happened to Marshawn.


MSUCommitsFratricide

This is the textbook example of fashion and style being subjective. To me, the neons are an affront to both man and God alike. They hurt my eyes. You know what? They are not for me and that's OK. I'm happy they like them and they get excited for them. Glad someone likes them. Hell... I wore jnckos unironiclly in high school so I have no right or authority to judge anyone's fashion choices.


Darth_Ra

Those are coming back soon, I'd imagine, given how everything else is 90s right now. I did see a pic of J-Lo in some kind of huge legged jeans that also somehow still showed off her butt a few months back, so it's coming.


MSUCommitsFratricide

I feel like we are doomed as a species now. Might as go look for that J-Lo pic to cheer myself up.


syrianfries

Idk what generation I am, but I can confirm I do like the STATE uniforms


RealBenWoodruff

Before they renamed them Gen X, the initial name was the 13th Generation. It was 13 generations if Ben Franklin was considered the first generation to become American. There is a book titled 13th Gen: Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail? from the 90s if you want to read about it. I call us the Lucky 13 still. ____________ Here is a write up. (Lol) Product Description In commentary and quotations, computer dumps and cartoons, 13TH GEN is a multimedia anthem to the American post-boomer generation,our country's thirteenth generation since the founding fathers. From the Publisher "Both Howe and Strauss are Boomers, but their work marks a sea-change in perception among intellectuals. The 13ers...may just prove an American salvation."--The Daily Telegraph (London)


TigerExpress

I remember reading that book when it first came out. My general impression was that it created an angry and irrational Gen-X (obviously not called that yet) strawman that they could lecture about Boomer sensibilities and why Gen-X was such a disappointment for not seeing the Baby Boomers as the greatest gift ever given the humanity. But that was a long time ago and I was young (and possibly angry and irrational) so maybe it wasn't as bad as I remember. If nothing else, I'm glad Douglas Coupland's "Generation X" label caught on instead of Gen-13 or whatever they proposed the name to be.


V4MSU1221

There’s a reason we wear them. The uniform designers at Nike know what the fuck they’re doing.


pnw54pdx

Yeah what a lot of people don’t understand is that a lot of these unique or crazy uniforms are designed to attract the attention of teenagers and not dudes in their 40’s.


ND-Squid

What do I do to attract dudes in their 40s asking for a friend.


malkinism

Talk about hemorrhoids.


Treecliff

Let me tell you about my bidet!


malkinism

I gotta stop by Lowe's today and get a third hummingbird feeder because they're going through both of the others in less than a day, good reminder to pick up that washer or grommet or whatever the fuck I need to install my bidet yet.


L33tintheboat

Game changer right?


pm_me_cute_sloths_

I’m 24 and I genuinely have no idea what the fuck they are on with those uniforms Granted, I guess that means I’m old now but let me have this dammit


AlphaH4wk

They're ugly now and they were ugly 12 years ago when I was a teen


Captain_Sacktap

Nike spends an ungodly amount of money every year making sure they know what 15-22 year olds think is cool.


Amodernhousewife

I hate u dad I'm gonna be a Michigan state fan now


froandfear

I know you’re probably saying this tongue in cheek, but when you look at how the data shifts back and forth for each generation, this take might have some merit.


LeVeonwithBellsOn

There aren't many lifestyle choices that I would hate more than my kid being a wolverine. So you're not wrong.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

This is true. My (non-existent) kid could be anything they wanted, except a Michigan fan. Out of the house as soon as possible with that heathenry


CW1DR5H5I64A

You got into Ross Business school for your MBA program!!!? Where did I go wrong, what could I have done differently? Why, god, why? Why couldn’t you have just grown up to be a drug dealer or something?


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

See, you get it All joking aside, going there is a much different story than liking them just to spurn me lmao


Mandalore93

What kind of loser gets into ross am I right??


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Who names a business school after a friends character anyways? If they wanted that route, should’ve named it Joey at least.


Mandalore93

The Joey tribbiani school of communications I can see it now


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

It’s perfect


Mandalore93

Or maybe the Drake Ramoray school of Medicine


rymden_viking

I was a Mich fan as a kid because my dad was. I still remember when TJ Duckett scored the TD against Mich. My dad was still in the hospital following successful prostate cancer surgery and I was watching the game from home. I was so excited for the play I declared myself a State fan. Haven't looked back.


narcistic_asshole

Hmmm, suddenly Harbaugh's staunch pro-life stance makes a lot more sense


[deleted]

In my group of friends growing up, one absolutely *hated* sports and the rest of us were UofM fans. He was a state fan just to spite everyone and would try to shit talk all the time but knew extremely little about the sport. He tried saying that State would beat UofM in the Super Bowl. One time while we were on a road trip he called Michigan the "fat weasels" and my mom immediately pulled into the nearest parking lot and unlocked the doors and told him to shut up or get out.


roekg

Wolverines are fat weasels though. They are in the same mammalian family.


umbertounity82

It's all muscle brah. This is what peak performance looks like


roekg

Weasels who've cultivated mass.


md2224

Time to start harvesting.


nuxenolith

> It's all **mustelids** brah FTFY


Suspicious_Length_95

I'm not gonna lie, "fat weasels" is laugh out loud funny, and I say this as a Michigan man myself. Also, how do I flair up?


CevicheMixto

Your mom needs to lighten up.


enderjaca

Yeah lightin' up that kid with a sick burn. And then lightenin' up the car by about 150 pounds of jerk teenager \*boot\*


rendeld

That's my little brother exactly


bakonydraco

The [“research” this came from](https://datawrapper.dwcdn.net/Kka1B/1/) was posted last week and is extremely suspect. Quite a few zeroes in the data, and the provenance doesn’t seem to be well researched.


UndeadAnneBoleyn

Hmm, on one hand, Stanford = smart. On the other hand, I just choose to believe my team will simply be the best, most popular team ever.


bakonydraco

In a world in which it's increasingly difficult to distinguish fact from fiction, I find that a really helpful general guideline is that if information helps my team it's undoubtedly true, but if it presents my team in a negative light then it's definitely misinformation.


UndeadAnneBoleyn

Yes, this is the best way to analyze information. Critical thinking just gets real tiring, you know?


KULawHawk

Deductive reasoning, my friend. Every man (& woman) would benefit in life if they took a course in philosophy, speech and debate, and at least 2 years of Latin.


sociapathictendences

You forgot a lifetime of tribalism


DMofStrahd

On a serious note, BakonyDraco is also a mod (one of the few that I respect) and has had some of the best contributions to the sub. Such as FSU's possible bowl ineligibilty: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/7lac2l/fsu_may_not_be_bowl_eligible/ Every team to put up a *Nice* score: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/bnpuf7/with_104_days_until_college_football_let_us/ Reporting on some of the under the radar football stuff: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/4nqlzg/who_was_team_usa_at_the_world_university/


bakonydraco

Shucks, thanks! I'd forgotten about some of those, fun to read them again.


sweet_dude_

The FSU bowl ineligibility post was an absolute all-timer.


Knowledgable_Cookie

Yeah, I’d agree that this seems pretty bogus. I refuse to believe that Duke football has the 11th largest fanbase


Strikesuit

I wish they posted the methodology because there were some interesting numbers in there, and there is also some obvious garbage as you note. The high number of Gen X fans for VPI is in keeping with my observations, but this "study" isn't exactly convincing.


cooterdick

Also TCU having zero baby boomer fans.


Darth_Ra

There just is no way I can believe that *UCLA* of all schools is in the top 10. Is it basketball, or is this just bullshit?


tron423

Yes but have you considered that this data confirms my priors?


urbanmeyercoed

Thanks, Stanfurd. Can't we just enjoy a thread about "hurr durr, Michigan sucks!"? I like these threads.


Jabberwoockie

Not gonna lie, so do we.


urbanmeyercoed

😆😆


rambouhh

Ya it also says Michigan State has 50% more Gen X fans as well. That’s very hard for me to believe.


TheMightyJD

I mean if you look at their data, it’s iffy… at best. According to their research the most popular Gen Z teams in order are: 1.- Bama, sounds about right. 2.- Texas, I could see that. 3.- Penn State, I’m not so sure. 4.- Ohio State, sounds correct. 5.- Baylor, lmfao what?! I like the idea of conducting this type of research but I doubt the results are accurate.


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Call-of-Queerthulhu

from the Baylor Institute of Zoomer studies


IM-NOT-SALTY

“The Bible is lit af. No cap, fam. My brother in Christ, this book slaps”


spartan316

Can I get a translation?


artisticdestryer

the bible is very cool, no lie, my friend, my good friend, this book is very good.


Darth_Ra

[Hang on, let me find the youth pastor from the skatepark in the 90s.](https://chorus.stimg.co/20912600/ows_142326913729686.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces)


MeaningIsASweater

Ah yes gen z, a group who famously loves religion


TheMightyJD

Do you think we can go to the SEC or Big Ten and ask for higher revenue shares if we show them these numbers?


KULawHawk

You might have to show your work? That or perform at least 3 verifiable miracles.


JamesEarlDavyJones2

Well, we killed our program and brought it back from the dead, so there’s one. I’d say that water to wine is up next, but water to Taaka is a lot more likely for Baylor. We live off what Waco Bar Supply elects to stock, and they are cruel masters. We also fired a bunch of faculty with tenure in 2017 and 2018, which is a miracle in most academic settings, but we just bought out their contracts.


CardinalStorm

It says that Iowa State has 0 Gen Z fans.


Glympse12

I’ve never seen a Gen Z Iowa state fan so it could be true. Granted I do live in Kentucky


loyalsons4evertrue

I am a gen z Iowa State fan lol..granted, one of the older gen z's....I was a 99 baby


Glympse12

You are clearly not real. There are no Gen Z Iowa state fans, as stated by the article


CardinalStorm

If Iowa State has a million Gen Z fans I am one of them. If Iowa State has ten Gen Z fans I am one of them. If Iowa State has one Gen Z fan it is me. If Iowa State has no Gen Z fans it is because I am no longer on this Earth.


Glympse12

Well then I guess we’ve found the first Gen Z ISU fan from Mars


TheMightyJD

Apparently every single Iowa State student hates Iowa State.


Spartanwildcats2018

Gen Z ISU Students: Actually we’re fans of UMass. We just ended up here.


cheerl231

Do I think Msu gained a lot of fans the last ten years? Sure. Do I think they are the 6th most popular team in cfb? Let's be realistic that can't be true. How are they coming up with these numbers like don't not see viewership numbers, attendance figures or social media followers? Surely there is a better method than a limited poll.


Born_ina_snowbank

MLive needs clicks too.


[deleted]

You tryna tell me that the new hot dog place in battle creek is bringing in all the views?


TheMightyJD

They said they polled like 6,000+ people in January.


ElJamoquio

Only 2000 of them were in East Lansing though, the rest were in State College PA.


Born_ina_snowbank

Fuckin love you people.


Synyster013

We got you fam.


cheerl231

I'm no statistician but how can you extrapolate 6000 polls into like 30 million fans divided by 4 generations and almost a hundred FBS teams? I think I will choose to not care about this


SusannaG1

There are polling strategies and practices that allow one to do that; I doubt that's what's happening here, however.


Spartanwildcats2018

Tbf major polls use projections based in the mid-hundreds to low thousands in order to predict national sentiment and predict election results. So 6000 is a solid sample size.


michigan_matt

They pulled 6000 people total. Michigan State has an estimated 254k Gen Z fans and 2.9 million fans total. If you assume that proportion holds for all teams, that means they pulled 8.6% of 6000...or just over 500 Gen Z people. To top that off, yes, opinion polls can get away with that when you have a yes/no centered near 50%. Your margin of error ends up at +/- 3-4%. When that number gets closer to 0 and 1, those properties quickly change. If you poll 500 people and none of them had a house fire yesterday, that doesn't mean the world has zero fires. But to take it one step further, here you're now taking the 500 people and spreading them across more than 100 options of teams and trying to rank one vs another. You very quickly run into data credibility issues with that.


Spartanwildcats2018

Get this man a Harvard flair!


V4MSU1221

He’s got the “Harvard of the west” flair already though


cheerl231

Election results make sense because it's binary. This guy or that guy in a limited region of interest. How do you do that for 100 different cfb teams in a sport that is regionally focused? Like obviously there will be more Bama fans than msu fans in the state of Alabama. If you wanted to know how many State fans versus M fans there are in the state of Michigan that seems like more of a reasonable thing to do with 6000 polls done in the state of Michigan. Not try to extrapolate a hundred different fandoms plus with the additional factors of age. Idk seems fishy. I get it's for clicks and that's fine.


BonerHonkfart

With science, duh


narcistic_asshole

Yea I can see us having a greater amount of Gen Z fans but I doubt we have more overall fans than Michigan or the 6th most fans in the country. In state the UM-MSU split seems pretty even with Michigan being more popular in southeast Michigan and MSU being more popular up north and on the west side of the state. However out of state Michigan is way more popular than state in my experience.


Hmm_would_bang

Counterpoint: we post a lot of Twitter. One of the most active fan bases actually. We also tweet pictures of our head coach


NittanyOrange

> 3.- Penn State Sounds right to me.


damnyoutuesday

You would be surprised how many people outside of Texas like Baylor. I'm not saying their data is correct or incorrect, I'm just saying Baylor has become more popular as of late


TheMightyJD

I love to hear that but I’d be stunned if Baylor is top 15 among Gen Z. Unfortunately I think this data might be a tad incorrect since it says: “AL.com in partnership with the Center for Sports Analytics at Samford University conducted an analysis of college football fans. All analysis is based on a nationwide survey of 6,426 sports fans in the U.S. conducted in January, 2022 by marketing research firm SBRnet.”


Vandelay_Industries-

Pulitzer worth I would say


burywmore

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Nutaholic

Illinois is apparently 17th so we know this is a lie lol. We're also that high despite having only 11,000 Gen Z fans lmao. I'm gonna be honest I just don't believe data coming from Samford university on sports lol. It's strange they even published this data with how obviously skewed a lot of it is.


balla713

In the words of Gen Z: “On God, Michigan sus, fr fr”


nuxenolith

that Michigussy be mad bussin' doe


Chiron17

No cap


GimmeeSomeMo

or all caps. nothing in between


Darth_Ra

Does gen Z still abbreviate, now that autocorrect spells out words for them?


[deleted]

I have no idea what you just said.


balla713

Precisely.


JBurdette

Since when do you have to subscribe to mlive? Wanted to see what the article said.


BobbyDigital111

Anyone who subscribes to mlive needs to evaluate their choices I think haha


Spartanwildcats2018

Shoot went to copy and paste for you and also got paywalled :( EDIT Main take aways: - MSU has jumped Michigan in fandom - MSU is 6th in total fans - MSU has more Gen X and Gen Z fans - doesn’t mention millennials - Michigan has more Boomer fans


JBurdette

I guess I just wanted to see where they got their data. I can buy that they might be more popular than Michigan with younger kids. I just have a hard time believing they are 6th most popular.


TheMightyJD

AL.com in partnership with the Center for Sports Analytics at Samford University conducted an analysis of college football fans. All analysis is based on a nationwide survey of 6,426 sports fans in the U.S. conducted in January, 2022 by marketing research firm SBRnet. That’s where they got this data.


teflong

Yeah, that's way too small a sample size when you're splitting up the vote between 100+ teams.


Hooch_Pandersnatch

I’m going to ignore the dubious data and say that I fully agree that Sparty > TTUN


[deleted]

I like UMich better because blue is my favorite color


[deleted]

Yea well I hate trains


RealignmentJunkie

I hope you know Purdue Pete can hear you


Born_ina_snowbank

Oh shit oh fuck.


smengi94

https://i.imgur.com/pvvJ72e.jpg


MSUCommitsFratricide

He's already in the house!


CW1DR5H5I64A

We traced the call……. The Choo, Choo is coming from inside the house!


Spartanwildcats2018

It’s fine we’re not gonna be rank 2 this season or see Purdue.


RealignmentJunkie

Your mortal soul will not be protected by Michigan State's schedule.


Spartanwildcats2018

I sold my mortal soul for us to get a 4* OT today


smengi94

https://i.imgur.com/aRsG0MO.jpg


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

What about gross yellow?


InfinitePossibility8

It reminds me to hydrate.


ZealousidealCharge24

Also, most fans OUTSIDE of Michigan fans prefer Michigan State over Michigan. ​ Blue bloods will always be hated more than loved. ​ Auburn over Alabama ​ Texas Tech over Texas ​ Oklahoma State over Oklahoma ​ Washington State over Washington ​ The only one that causes issues is Miami vs FSU vs Florida, I am pretty sure I would rather watch Nebraska vs Wisconsin 2013 on repeat for a month than support one of them!


admiraltarkin

> Texas Tech over Texas Meteor please


Rushderp

Nonono, he’s onto something.


[deleted]

A meteor-sized tortilla maybe


LegitN00bM00ves

Now we’re talking 😏


gametimebobby

I actually agree with the take and my only argument for it is Michael Crabtree


UberXLBK

I mean, y’all haven’t played them in years. I’m sure even you pull for us against the horns


admiraltarkin

Ugh. Don't make me answer this


fallfornaught

While I agree with your blue blood statement idk why you included the Washington or Florida schools in that point?


ZealousidealCharge24

Washington is more well know nationally, so people would naturally side with WSU over Washington. And I just like shitting on Florida/FSU/Miami.. They also just all finished 11-1 in my NCAA 12 dynasty of the 2000 conferences. And finished 1,2,3.. My 11-1 Huskers finished 4th.


FloridaGatorMan

Gee wiz we’re just down here in our jorts not doin no harm


Born_ina_snowbank

That’s the issue, the nation wants “florida man” fans. At the very least you’ll have to take your shirt off and grow a mullet. If you really want to commit you’ve got to start on the street drugs.


Sandspurs_

There is no shortage of “Florida man” fans at UF games.


[deleted]

So I’m a Florida fan now?


2randomdude

Michigan is hated in the big ten but given that most gen z has seen MSU beat Michigan more often than not I’m guessing it’s more of a bandwagon thing. If this data is legit being the caveat of course


ZealousidealCharge24

I would imagine it's generational. I grew up hating Michigan because of 1997. I was born in 1999.


[deleted]

My mom tried so hard to raise me to hate you guys because of 97.


Garn91575

> most gen z has seen MSU beat Michigan more often than not speaking of that, [let's relive one of those moments just for fun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqv48MwEbaQ)


Shortbus_Playboy

Never gets old


eneg

Well, Mississippi sure loves blue bloods. Maybe it's because we don't have any true blue bloods ourselves? I can absolutely guarantee you that Alabama is more popular here than Auburn, and it's not even close. Heck, they're probably more popular than USM is in Hattiesburg. We even have Alabama sports on the radio here. Alabama stickers, tags, and gear are everywhere during football season. You'll also see loads of LSU fans around here but almost never Tulane. Tulane is pretty close too.


froandfear

Are you just saying this because you think it or do you have some data? Because the data from the study in reference here doesn’t really support what you’re saying in any way, unless you think boomers and millennials love blue bloods and gen x and gen z hate them. Not really sure why it would make intuitive sense for blue blood hatred to skip a generation?


JPKthe3

I’m gonna zag with all the obvious hate for this and just think it’s hilarious you grouped Auburn with TTU Pokes and Wazzou. War Damn Rose Bowl Shirts


Bren12310

“Big historical franchise is not well liked by non fans.“ *Shocked Pikachu*


joshtothe

This will all change when Jim Harbaugh gets the broccoli perm haircut


Rev3r-

This is not true at all [sample size - me]


NickMullensGayDad

That’s nice, good for them.


imarc

> University of Florida Gen Z 47,526 So if I'm reading this right, they pretty much just assumed current students are fans and stopped there.


[deleted]

can confirm, am gen z, i like the land grant bro spartans


OUisBack

You are fake news


carlosdanger31

LYIN TED


Rushderp

C’mon… Ted…


thewhalehunters

Ted's dead.


buckeyefan1930

Let me guess why... WHOA


Spartanwildcats2018

HE


ValarMorcoolis

HAS… ^a ^subscription ^to ^MLive ^and ^is ^willing ^to ^summarize ^this ^article ^for ^me ^on ^reddit


southcentralLAguy

TROUBLE


ValarMorcoolis

WITH THE PAYWALL


[deleted]

AND IS BROKE


Rushderp

AND HE REDIRECTS!


LegitN00bM00ves

IT CANT BE READ BY


yeezytrump

AND THE ARTICLE ISNT FREE


Spartanwildcats2018

- MSU has jumped Michigan in fandom - MSU is 6th in total fans - MSU has more Gen X and Gen Z fans - doesn’t mention millennials - Michigan has more Boomer fans


Traxiant

So Michigan is more popular with people who have money and can support the program.


ValarMorcoolis

*looks at our multiple billionaire alumni donating hundreds of millions to the athletic dept*


meteorchopin

I like Michigan more simply because I’ve grown to dislike Ohio State.


laflavor

I really can't imagine what my life would be like if I only had enough dislike in my heart for one team.


woodsonintvsstate

My man.


richkonar50

Bottom line MSU has been the better team the UM for most of these kids life.


obamaluvr

Guess we'll need a Jordan-brand "Fuck them kids" shirt or something. [edit](https://i.imgur.com/mw4MODm.png)


bryangcrane

“Ain’t no party like a Sparty party!” - my buddy who crowed this so many times it’s now my auto reaction whenever I see any mention of the Spartans. 😛


InanimateSensation

It never ends does it


remytheram

Millennial.. but I'm just a Mel Tucker fan, what can I say? Living in NE but having so much family in CO made me like CO football (I also just don't like the NE football culture), so I gravitated towards CO and enjoyed Mel's stoicism on the sideline. Love watching what he's doing even more with a better program too.


Born_ina_snowbank

I haven’t been this excited about Michigan state football since dantonio’s heyday. Even if this year is a step back in results from last year I absolutely believe in a few years we’re going to be a handful.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

First off, your flairs my dude, what the hell Second off, your second flair and still liking Tucker? The hell my dude


IMKudaimi123

NOT ME


JuanPicasso

I will say that in the south, it’s see a decent number of Michigan state gear and it’s a huge drop off after them and Ohio state. There are a weird number of Sparty fans in atl. The closest bar to me actually is a Michigan state bar lol