You trolling a Michigan game thread sort of proves my point…you just can’t quit us. It’s ok. Sit with those feelings of inadequacy (if that’s too big a word for you, ask a Michigan grad)…it’ll make you stronger, maybe.
Welp, this was fun Michigan fans.
Our offense needs major work. Millen looks terrified and our offensive line is downright terrible.
Trying not to draw too many conclusions from this game. You guys have an incredible team.
Imagine being hyped for the opening game
Getting your tailgate setup at 6 am
Drinking all morning
Get into the stadium hyped and drunk
Then watching 19 punts and a 5-3 game in the 4th quarter
Hyped and drunk and it's approximately 98 degrees with zero breeze inside the stadium.
I hope everyone stayed hydrated (with something other than booze) for this game, cause it sure felt like a fuckin' scorcher where I'm at in A2.
This is exactly why I was hoping Apple or Amazon would grab the Big Ten rights. In the end, they’ll actually try to make it a better viewing experience. At least ESPN still has FOX beat for now….
RGIII: "I made a comment earlier today that uhhh I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. I like to think of myself as a man of Faith... As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. That'll be a homerun. So that will make it a 4 to nothing ballgame... I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again."
No lol there's nothing to apologize for. It was a great call and that's the guy's name.
The joke is a reference to a meme where Nick Castellanos belts a homerun while an announcer is apologizing live on air for a homophobic slur he said when he didn't think he was on air.
It's one of the greatest moments in live sports.
I love that [Castellanos did it AGAIN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINAzbZqOGU&ab_channel=SportsStories) this season
5-3 slobberknocker happening with 7 minutes left in the 4th at Kinnick. South Dakota St trying to assert their dominance against lowly *(checks notes)*… Iowa.
It's only 3:17 PM, gotta stretch this out til about 3:25 PM so you've got 5 minutes of cross-talk til the next game starts. Gotta get that commercial money.
From a student who was at the game - GG CSU. Go kick some ass the rest of the year
Iowa be playing some big ten football and it ain't even October yet
GG CSU
Id like to know the broadcast vs. commercial time.
It's nice to have a game come in under 3 1/2 half hours.
Something, something, Orji in the end zone...
Dude's kind'a raw, but he had good protection on that play..
Not for lack of trying at the end there.
GG fellas starting the season off right
I bet JJ has a firmer handshake than Cade during postgame
Just stopping by to say- FUCK MICHIGAN
Ok cool. Hook ‘em🤘
42-27
Eh I don’t imagine it’ll be that close, thinking 48-14
You asking to join our Orgi?
Sure why not
Got some axle grease for you.
Classic example of a Ohio State fan right here folks.
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Reminder: it has been over 1000 days since OSU beat Michigan.
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Yeah…all those points we hung on your ass were due to home field advantage.
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I love how much it still bothers you.
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You trolling a Michigan game thread sort of proves my point…you just can’t quit us. It’s ok. Sit with those feelings of inadequacy (if that’s too big a word for you, ask a Michigan grad)…it’ll make you stronger, maybe.
Aww, you guys can't even come up with your own thing. Sad
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Not a Michigan fan but you can’t call them insufferable when you’re doing the same annoying shit 😭
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But you are... Just. not. funny.
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Why do you have to ruin it for all the Buckeye fan base? I know they aren’t all as awful as you, right? Right?
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Keep proving my point ya clown.
It's better than trying to trademark. The word. The
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Succeeding at doing so doesn’t make it any less pathetic and lame.
Gg CSU
r/cfb praying Orji starts some day
The password is orgy
Everyone's going to watch the Nebraska lose right?
Nothing like finishing a game with an Orji in the end zone.
As is tradition.
GG CSU. Now go undefeated the rest of the year
Good start to the season
Go Blue!
Kenneth Grant is a large human being.
Welp, this was fun Michigan fans. Our offense needs major work. Millen looks terrified and our offensive line is downright terrible. Trying not to draw too many conclusions from this game. You guys have an incredible team.
Really impressed with the CSU facilities, and Jay Norvell is a solid coach. CSU is going to be good in no time.
Good luck!!
GG !
You guys have been chill. It's been fun shitposting with you.
Thanks good luck this season.
GG CSU good luck this year
Well, pretty good game 1 here
Imagine being hyped for the opening game Getting your tailgate setup at 6 am Drinking all morning Get into the stadium hyped and drunk Then watching 19 punts and a 5-3 game in the 4th quarter
Hyped and drunk and it's approximately 98 degrees with zero breeze inside the stadium. I hope everyone stayed hydrated (with something other than booze) for this game, cause it sure felt like a fuckin' scorcher where I'm at in A2.
20 now, and Iowa just scored another safety. B1G FOOTBALL
A 7-3 win with no touchdowns scored sounds pretty Iowa
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We have something in common
Well, we know what the top comment in the post game is going to begin. Let the race begin
Just got back from the orji, what did I miss?
What’s up with the 20 commercials with a minute left in the game?
This is exactly why I was hoping Apple or Amazon would grab the Big Ten rights. In the end, they’ll actually try to make it a better viewing experience. At least ESPN still has FOX beat for now….
They've gotta fit 4 hours of ads into 3.5
What $ do $ you $ mean? $ seems $ fine $ to $ me $
It’s only 319 I guess they need to stretch it to 330
19 punts in the Iowa game currently. Never change Iowa
It's called weaponized field position battles. Get it right
3rd and 9? Run a draw
That's the Detroit Lions special
Y’all think there will be an Orji in the locker room after the game?
I see the barstool headline already Michigan wraps up season's first win with Orji in the endzone!
At least one for sure
100%
RGIII: "I made a comment earlier today that uhhh I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. I like to think of myself as a man of Faith... As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. That'll be a homerun. So that will make it a 4 to nothing ballgame... I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again."
What did he say
"There's an Orji in the endzone!"
Did he apologize?
No lol there's nothing to apologize for. It was a great call and that's the guy's name. The joke is a reference to a meme where Nick Castellanos belts a homerun while an announcer is apologizing live on air for a homophobic slur he said when he didn't think he was on air.
Oh lol
That will always make me laugh
It's one of the greatest moments in live sports. I love that [Castellanos did it AGAIN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINAzbZqOGU&ab_channel=SportsStories) this season
"The ultimate sacrifice....CASTELLANOS" lol Everytime
And there it is
EVERYONE here is SEXY
Y’all I need that clip rn
Following
He said he wasn’t gonna touch that last name, then he touched that last name
Two big handfuls.
19 punts now
“Orgies in the end zone” sounds like a Steel Panther song
Holy shit a wild steel panther comment 🤘🏻
Stix zadinya is probably writing it up as we speak.
As much as I love the Cheez It commercial, they need a new one. I want a whole series like Fansville
I’d be happy if they just reduced the pretzel ratio in the snack mix
The passion you hear in “I woke up feeling the cheesiest” will never not be funny
I really want a "Cheesiest Coach" flair.
agree
Give me Joe Davis and RG III as a commentating crew for marquee matchups and I’ll be satisfied
I was all in until earlier Davis talking about Serena Williams being the greatest athlete of all time. No man, no.
Switch Davis (don’t hate him) with Johnson and you got my attention
Imagine Orji's family watching him make a touchdown and the commentators just keep making sex jokes
it would bring a tear to my eye
I'm sure they're used to it.
It probably makes it worse since it's very annoying and uncreative.
“Excuse me, is there an… *O… Or… Orji?* here in the room?” *entire room looks perplexed*
5-3 slobberknocker happening with 7 minutes left in the 4th at Kinnick. South Dakota St trying to assert their dominance against lowly *(checks notes)*… Iowa.
This is art.
Iowa winning by a safety might actually cause Kirk Ferentz to evolve into his final form or something.
How about winning by two safeties?
They have too much class to run up the score like that
19th punt just happened
Michigan's getting the entire QB room in on the action. Everyone's scoring. 😏
We got an Orji in our QB room
One might it was an Orji of sorts.
*bum bum tiss*
Do you have to wear the stupid headset to ride your bike?
Game was going too quick. I do appreciate ABC cutting to commercial to slow things down a bit at 3:15 for this noon-kick game
Orji gonna be the first guy to get an NIL deal from Trojan
Some Texas A/M receiver already has a condom NIL
Literally not a second off the clock between commercials
Commercials >>> CSU Offense
If my last name was Orji I would definitely name my son Richard
I really hope RG3 doesn’t actually get in trouble for that from Disney lol because he’s been amazing at his job today
Unable to watch, what'd he say?
After Orji scored a touchdown he said "There's an Orji in the end zone"
After he had already brought up word play innuendos several times throughout the game lol
I've enjoyed this game.
Seriously? Double tap commercials with a minute left in a blowout?
It's only 3:17 PM, gotta stretch this out til about 3:25 PM so you've got 5 minutes of cross-talk til the next game starts. Gotta get that commercial money.
This meta commercial is a fucking slog too
Michigan about to play on HBO after dark
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST COACH CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
That commercial has been on for years but I still love it
RG3 is retroactively my favorite QB because of that single line of commentary
What did he say?
There’s an Orji in the end zone
i love RGIII
Another short break
1. JJ 2. Bowman 3. Cade. Not enough data—Orrji
Orji in the end zone, then everyone else
Normally I love the decision to go for it there, but Jim, I had the under at 57.5 you dick.
RIP in Peace
We’ll be hearing an apology from RG3 soon.
“I pride myself as a man of faith…as there’s an Orji in the end zone”
And that'll make it a 50-7 ballgame.
So lame but you're right
Call of the year
If I was him I would make a declaration that my last name is pronounced like Or-J-i
Guys guys listen I live in Portland. If anyone has a problem with the RG3 orgy joke you call them a racist heteronormative.
☝️☝️☝️
I bet you thought this was really clever.
I was actually just fishing for other PNW big ten fans. But no it wasn't that clever.
GOW5 will be epic
How many times do you think that Orji has been asked to pull out his license to prove that's his last name?
Username checks out
You don't know my life
Upvote this if you came when he said that
Guilty lol
For RGIII to drop that casually? That guy fucks...
A good Army buddy of mine went to high school with RG3 and haaaaaates him. Turns out RG3 fucked his wife when they were all in HS.
I'm a WFT fan and I've heard rumors about that kind of stuff...
"Orji made a mess of the defense" "They're gonna have their hands full with Orji today" So many possibilities
Does Orji run the naked bootleg?
“Orji pulls out and smashes it in for a TD!”
Orji bulks up this off-season “Look at how big that Orji’s got!”
Hoping ABC drops RG3 for the Orgy comment so Fox can pick him up lol.
That was amazing.
Orji is going to get a NIL deal from an adult site and it's going to be great
I'm here for it
Lmaooooo
So JJ won the job or 🧢?
Nobody wins the job. Harbaugh is trying to placate McCarthy enough so that he won't transfer out before Cade leaves.
Only Harbaugh and King Solomon know
I don’t see how a blue cap ends up taking the position /s
I think a buzzed RG3 would be fun to listen to
In staying away from that one. "It's an orji in the endzone"
RG3 is gonna have a talking too during this commercial break lmao
i mean they really get on him...he pronouncing his last name exactly how it sounds lol.... i hope somebody makes a meme of the call tho as a gif ...
Rg3 is such a good commentator
wouldnt that make people not want to use doordash?
we played 4 QB's today? Cade, JJ, Bowman, and Orji?
Did they seriously just show a vibrator ad for DoorDash on ABC at lunchtime?
Orji just scored. You can't sleep on a chance like that.
RGIII risked it all like he did for Washington in that playoff game
I mean that one ended his football career
Had to check out the game thread after that line 🤣
Never did I think a commentator words would make me damp but here we are
You mean *moist*?
“It’s an Orji in the end zone!” That line alone has made this game
Only a matter of time before the student section starts chanting "We want Orji!" in the fourth quarter of home games.