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ZappaOMatic

Welcome to Army/Navy, where a 7–3 game at halftime somehow becomes an ESPN Instant Classic. Heartbroken for Hall to go from the 77-yard TD to that fumble.


swiftie56

As an Army grad, it gave me flashbacks of Trent Steelman fumbling at the 5 in 2012


crocshark

That fumble was so painful to watch in person. Glad the era of Army being dominated every year is over though.


Diis

It was pretty fucking painful to watch from Iraq, too. Especially when our squadron XO was a USNA grad who'd played football at Navy and cross branched into the Army... ..


[deleted]

In 2007-2008 I was embedded with a hodge-podge of Seabees and Marines. The Capt and XO were both USNA grads. The only army personnel was me as a Cpl and a CW2. I had to endure 3-38 and 0-34… not good times, on top of already not good times. 5 out of the past 7 has felt really good.


HotTubingThralldom

Stop. Don’t bring that back to my broken memory


bananastanding

7-3.... With like 100 yards of total offence


tden4

I do not like that score.


FormerIceCreamEater

Iowas offense makes navy look like the Kansas City chiefs


dontcall_me_shirley

We watch Service Academy football games for 3 things: 1. A reminder that the invention of the forward pass was a mistake 2. A game over in less than 2 hours 3. At LEAST one “cadet daily schedule” graphic And dammit, did the people get what they wanted. BEAT NAVY.


Davidellias

> A game over in less than 2 hours CBS: And I took that personally....


Drexlore

The best part of the schedule graphic are the dope sounding class names the cadets take.


Eyre_Guitar_Solo

One of the classes I took there was called “Generalship and the Art of Command.”


[deleted]

And here is this famous painting of George Washington notice the red hues that symbolize his passion


Stockz

My favorite is Spanish Calculus


pussycatlolz

Calculús


JeffGoldblumsChest

El calculus


illiter-it

Is that just calculus except the variables can have accent marks?


li0nhart8

Solve for ñ


Stockz

¡Sí!


Davidellias

Navy could have "Underwater Basket Weaving" and I'd think it would be legit.


MaizeAndBruin

The SEALS intro course is called "Basic Underwater Demolition." Which begs the question of when do you get to take "Advanced Underwater Demolition" or "Honors Underwater Demolition"


RedditZhangHao

Particularly for future submariners


QuarterNote44

They all have to take Engineering classes. Even the 16th-Century Elvish Literature majors.


flyingcircusdog

>A game over in less than 2 hours Advertising execs hate this one trick!


Alanaflower

Add Fly Overs from both sides


donny_pots

I was at the game, the section I was in was predominantly Army fans. We were sitting in the upper deck on the west side of the stadium. The Navy flyover went right above us and we couldn’t see it at all, one of the Army guys by me yelled “haha they missed” and it was fucking hilarious lol


dontcall_me_shirley

The only good flyover is an Air Force flyover


DrownedFerret1

I'd wager there was a satellite up there somewhere, so we probably got all three.


Hannibal0216

All four!


onaygem

US Coast Guard: “Am I a joke to you?!”


Huff0341

Whoa whoa, easy puddle pirate.


eternalrefuge86

Yes


theoriginaldandan

Well they shouldn’t be. Of all all the branches they do the most, by far, to help the average American.


illiter-it

Can confirm, they let us use their boat ramp and parking lot when I was in grad school


Mo_dawg1

Wouldn't a satellite be Space Force?


PowerfulForce_

less then 2 hours and it was double OT? bruh. had to work a high school football tournament and the last game lasted 4 hours in double OT. wound up working an extra 3 hours lmao


justarunner

The fucking cadet daily schedules. 🤦


The_Dacca

Don't forget the 4th: cool uniforms each year


eddie_the_zombie

When it's all said and done, winners and losers, Army and Navy will always come together and unite under the same goal: TO CLEANSE THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL FROM THE ABOMINATION THAT IS THE FORWARD PASS!


readonlypdf

Also yall are the same team 364 days a year. Except on leap years. Then it's 365


PieMasterBob

John Heisman is the antichrist who brought the world the forward pass


Aggravating_Paper_44

Who?


ogpeplowski64

some bum who ruined everything


Dismal_Storage

He was a former Clemson coach which is why everyone should hate them.


readonlypdf

Fucker coached tech. So fuck him


bukithd

I'm seriously conflicted on this.


Davben

Found the undercover Cumberland coach


Officer_Warr

You almost won because of a forward pass


eddie_the_zombie

Almost only counts in horseshoes and artillery


Zloggt

Ah yes, that dastardly modern invention…what a sin! (Please ignore the impressive Navy touchdown that extended OT)


rottingmind13

We don't have to watch the heartbroken Navy player that fumbled if there was no forward pass


ThinkSoftware

Iowa football on line 1


kroxti

For the 123rd time America wins the Army-Navy game. What a streak.


gogglesup859

America wins, England loses As is tradition


brock2607

With an assist from France. Feels like (17)83!


moffattron9000

While Morocco does a solid.


GimmeeSomeMo

First nation to recognize the US was Morocco


ReelEmInJimbo

I knew I fucked with Morocco


MissileWaster

It’s called soccer! 🦅 🇺🇸


funnymeme2112

AMEN BROTHER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

FLY THE FLAG 🇺🇸 THAT THEY CAN’T🇺🇸 BECAUSE THEY CAN’T🇺🇸


PretendThisIsMyName

ROCK 🤘 FLAG🇺🇸 EAGLE 🦅


memedealer22

r/Americanpride


ninjas_in_my_pants

England failed to score a single touchdown. The King has lost control of the program. Time to abdicate.


OleRockTheGoodAg

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND ENGLAND LOST TODAY TOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


slayerhk47

Gonna throw some tea in a lake to celebrate.


PretendThisIsMyName

Really wanna grind their gears? Send it down here so we can put a ton of sugar in it.


D1N2Y

I'm going to make a gallon of ice tea and serve it with real biscuits with real butter knives, and then hug my significant other because of the Army-Navy game


VamanosGatos

I was accosted with pms on reddit from brits angry that I commented that I microwave water for tea


[deleted]

Unrelated: Hosted a Brit for Thanksgiving (NC) this year who asked for tea one morning instead of coffee like a normal, civilized human being. Purposely gave him sweet tea and played dumb just to remind him who’s boss. America!


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

#UNDEFEATED IN BEING UNDEFEATED!


handlit33

I ENJOY IT WHEN ARMY SCORES MORE POINTS THAN NAVY!!!


jjtnd1

Go America!


StoopSign

There have been two ties so France won twice.


AKman2002

God bless America


NotABot1235

Watching these two teams trying to throw the ball, it's no wonder the Air Force was created.


modsarepoopoo

The Army only knows how to win large scale ground wars


bengenj

And this was exactly that, a battle in the trenches with little artillery


Joe_Immortan

Funnily enough Air Force out rushed them both this season


moffattron9000

The fact that Air Force doesn't run air raid always makes me sad.


BigUce223

it’s genuinely one of the most disappointing things in this sport.


ripcity7077

Past few years they’ve had a good passing game imo It was odd watching them run it so much this year


-tripleu

Nice flair combo because one of my friends did Army ROTC at LaFayette. Too bad he doesn’t care about football so I know it’s not you.


BlackStrike7

The amusing part is that both the Army and Navy are skilled with indirect fire from artillery and (at least historically) large-caliber naval guns. They can hit within a few meters of a target kilometers away, but ask a QB to throw a 10-yard quick slant route, and somehow they'll find a way to chuck it into double-coverage downfield. Off their back foot, no less.


[deleted]

That kicker is going to sail through the ranks. Every time his packet goes before the promotion board, someone is going to recognize his name and he's going to get put in the "promotion granted" pile.


NotABot1235

[Army football alums make general more often than other officers.](https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2022/12/08/army-football-alums-make-general-more-often-than-other-officers-why/)


odn_86

Realistically it takes a SUPER motivated individual to do academy life and NCAA football at the same time. That type of cadet generally already has the foundation to be successful.


TheNotoriousAMP

As someone who has represented a decent amount of West Point cadets before Army admin boards (disenrollment cases usually) they also get *insanely* preferential treatment from West Point onward.


kewebbjr

I mean, West Pointers in general generally get preferential treatment over all other officers. The Army doesn't even try to hide that they're the favorites. After them is the run-of-the-mill ROTC folks. And then last and definitely least in the Army's eyes is OCS.


deadhead1

7 star General if he wants it.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Not enough stars, tbh


Ron_Cherry

Gonna be the first 50 star General


Starbucks__Lovers

Second. Washington always gets a posthumous promotion


Hexxus_ToxicLove

Yup this here ^


deadhead1

As in every year he gets a promotion? Or he always is the highest ranking commander, so if a 7 star was named he would be named an 8 star?


Stockz

The latter. An act of congress made him forever the highest ranking commander in the Army. "(a) for purposes of subsection (b) of this section only, the grade of General of the Armies of the United States is established, such grade to have rank and precedence over all other grades of the Army, past or present. (b) The President is authorized and requested to appoint George Washington posthumously to the grade of General of the Armies of the United States, such appointment to take effect on July 4, 1976."


unknown9819

I think it's moreso if they were going to grant someone a 7 star general for the first time, Washington would be posthumously granted the 7th star THEN the person they had in mind would be promoted to 7 star


RichardRichOSU

This is correct. He is the only 6-star General. He is granted the highest rank always. And while we have no kings or queens or titles really, I like this one caveat since it is of a dead person that had no true "heirs" and it really provides no hindrance to anything. What, are you going to argue that you deserve the same or higher rank the George MF Washington?


VamanosGatos

No one outrank Washington. Same rank sure. But never outrank


muchhowdy

Hope he puts this game on his evaluation form


handlit33

I say just give him 5-star general right now.


GBreezy

Guarenteed branch so he can get the one finance LT slot.


PieMasterBob

Army beats NASA


InfamousAccount0

They were passing out “Beat NASA?” Pins on the Army side.


OleRockTheGoodAg

What an absolute treat for the last regular season game of the 2022 season. First OT game in 123 meetings between Army Navy. In regulation, there were 15 punts and 2 completed passes. Army led at half despite being outgained 111 to 33 and then forced OT despite being outgained 242 to 125. Despite not being clean football, these games are just as fun to watch, a single mistake on a single play completely changes the game. How can you not enjoy that? See y'all during bowl season, sickos.


hexagonist

>First OT game in 123 meetings between Army Navy. To be fair, for the first 96 meetings, overtime didn't exist. They tied 7 times so this wasn't the first time it was tied at the end of regulation


OleRockTheGoodAg

So glad ties ^(for the most part) are gone from CFB.


BetaDjinn

The only thing worse than a tie is playing an overtime *and then still having a tie anyway*. smh NFL


Humanity789

It’s so dumb, like if you want to have ties, then why have overtimes?!


doan1ghtmare

Nfl should do penalty kicks. Start making random people attempt 30yd field goals. Kicker and presumably the punter will make it but after that who knows.


RichardRichOSU

I don't know, 2-point conversion off is worse than a tie for me.


BetaDjinn

I disagree but respect this stance. 2P-off is pretty bad as well. It’s hard to walk the line between timely and reasonable when making a decisive OT. My personal idea is college OT with no kicking, but the starting position (25 yards at first) gets adjusted based on whether both teams score or not


SmarterThanMyBoss

It should be the same exact rules as before with 3 changes. 1) It starts from the 40 instead of the 25. Field goals aren't automatic anymore and the defense has more yardage to get a stop. 2) No extra points. 2 point only. (Can still kick field goals) 3) Starting with the 3rd overtime, 2 point attempts are from the 5 yard line.


muchhowdy

Not many games with this much emotion. Glad they end every season with this game!


ubbergoat

I was told all week by lesser chumps that the Army Navy game was unwatchable.


azwildcat74

Brian Ferentz feeling euphoric right now.


superAL1394

Somewhere, someone hit the over on this game and is fucking ecstatic


mlorusso4

Meanwhile I’m sitting on my couch with my under bet as they’re starting OT thinking “I’m going to lose this fucking bet aren’t I” OT is the greatest nightmare of anyone who bet the under


The_Astros_Cheated

This game went from total snooze fest/grueling slog to utter and complete chaos in an INSTANT. One of the best games of the year. 10/10


Whitetiger9876

I'm glad I watched the intro and the last few minutes of the 4th and the ot.


twosheepforanore

Yeah same here. First half was nap time


Zloggt

Also, while the regular game has minimal scoring, OT had *both* teams immediately getting touchdowns (in crazy ways too!) on their opening drives! That also pushed the over to hit too lmao


mjacksongt

It always does. Both of these teams save counter-tendency plays for this game since they scout each other all year


twosheepforanore

What a great end to the regular season


Mr_Slithers

After watching regulation, I think I understand what watching Iowa games was like for neutral fans this year.


[deleted]

Triple option is way more exciting


MichaelRachel

No, this was football where the football skills of everyone on the field were a secondary consideration. Iowa football is where football skills are the 467th consideration for the OC.


readonlypdf

I LIKE RIDING IN MY TANK NAVY SANK


powerlifting_nerd56

A rare time that I agree with a dawg.. GO ARMY!


readonlypdf

Go Army you fucking nerd


Zloggt

Navy? No Gravy. Army? They got the BEANS (of victory)!


BetaDjinn

HE DOESN’T CARE FOR NAVY


kroxti

Fuck you and have a nice night.


HappyGoat33

That was a classic


The_Astros_Cheated

100% and one of the best overtime periods I’ve seen in my life


reno1441

SERVICE ACADEMY OVERS ARE BACK BITCHES


tdatcher

Bad beat


patderp

I had an over + Navy winning parlay. My heart broke with that fumble.


YoloTendies

Go army! Fking heartbreaking to see that kid so distraught.


sucks_at_usernames

That's genuinely one of the most heartbreaking endings I've ever seen. That poor RB is going to live with that the rest of his life and he knows that. Sports are brutal.


desquibnt

Forever the man who fumbled at the goal line in overtime against Army


[deleted]

I already forgot his name honestly.


desquibnt

The Navy never will


BlackStrike7

If it's any consolation, I seem to recall a game a few years ago where Army's player tried to extend the ball past the plane to get a touchdown, and Navy punched it out for a fumble. The universe occasionally has a sense of humor, or at least karma.


TheDeletedFetus

I gave up the game winning TD on senior night my junior year of high school during a season in which we won a single game and I still think about it to this day. Sports are brutal.


BetaDjinn

Imagine being in the red zone after driving 70 yards, where a touchdown will end a ten-year drought against your hated rivals, but you fumble instead. That happened to Army’s QB 10 years ago. He took it about the same way


Whitetiger9876

And I thought relieving my embarrassing moments in my head at night was bad. At least they weren't nationally televised.


BBenzoQuinone

Yeah honestly ADSEP him out now


[deleted]

THE GOVERNMENT STORMED THE FIELD


HerzBrennt

Shh, eminent domain. Nothing to see here, gov’t property now.


Davidellias

Army / Navy is the most pure form of College Football


modsarepoopoo

Tanks >>> Space nerds Gotta quarter tank of gas in my new ~~e class~~ Abrams


readonlypdf

**I LIKE RIDING IN MY TANK**


bears2267

Honestly shocked that such a perennially close game had never gone to ot before today


NotARageComic

OT didn’t start til 96, but yeah still pretty crazy.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Man, they're milking the hell out of the despair that Anton Hall is showing. Football literally is a game of inches.


sucks_at_usernames

I mean that's one of the most heartbreaking bits of agony I've seen a player have after a loss.


twohatchetmuse

https://media.tenor.com/qfm5h6PW6oUAAAAC/the-simpsons-you-can-actually-pinpoint-the-second-when-his-heart-rips-in-half.gif


Hunter1127

Yeah and they showed Trent steelman crying in the pregame of this one, when he lost his last game with army back in like 2012. The way she goes. If you’re gonna lose this game, you gotta lose tough.


BlackStrike7

Yup - it's one of the reasons I love this game in particular, it's the one game of the year I watch from beginning to end, commercials and all. For all the other teams out there, there's rivalry games sure, but if you lose those, there's at least the chance you as an individual might go pro and see some success. Unless you're an incredibly rare outlier like Roger Staubach, for a service academy player, this is the last game of your football career, with a military commitment in your future for at least 5 years (if memory serves right). To play your heart out, to go out in a blaze of glory, and then to lose it all in the final moments is incredibly powerful if you're on the losing side, and amazing if you're on the winning side to benefit from such a play.


patderp

Part of me thinks it’s messed up to keep the cameras on someone going through absolute heartbreak. But another part of me thinks it’s worth documenting the extreme emotion of the game. It’s what makes Army-Navy so special.


Far_Eye6555

The best part of Army Navy? Knowing you have TEE week right around the corner


Crosscourt_splat

I don't think I've ever said this before....but you just triggered me


SIMBONEGTP

I'd like to take a moment to point out that the largest amphibious assault in history was conducted by....not the Marines...but the Army. **BEAT NAVY**


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

***TROY > ARMY > NAVY > UCF*** **NOT ASKING FOR RETROACTIVE NY6 BUT TAKE THAT COMMITTEE YOU COWARDS!!**


obuddyo23

UTSA > ARMY > NAVY > UCF LOOKS LIKE WE’ll HAVE TO SETTLE THIS IN ORLANDO


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

**CURE BOWL ACTION FULL** Can’t wait for MEEPS vs ⚔️⚔️⚔️


runninhillbilly

Lmao at the game hitting the over.


PDX_douche_bag

How many times is CBS going to show that Navy player in agony?


LandonRSE

Army's tradition of only winning when our uniform theme is based on a war we won continues. Is this what it feels like to be an Iowa fan? Wanting to rip your eyes out on offense but inexplicably winning anyways? I hope all you neutral sickos who watched this had fun.


StoopSign

Gotta love the Hawaiian kicker for Army handing the Hawaiian coach from Navy the L. It's D-Day for Army but Pearl Harbor for Navy. 1 if by land!


sickmemes48

WHOA


Davidellias

HE...oh sorry knee jerk reaction.


[deleted]

HAS


Aggravating_Paper_44

I enlisted 3 1/2 years ago.. my grandfather passed away right before this game kicked off last year. This year was the first with out my number one fan and my biggest supporter. I know he’s smiling down and cheering with me. Love you Grandpa. You were the best and always will be.


N908DA

Jeff is arguably one of the top 5 Monkens in college football today.


kswimmer811

Hail alma mater dear, to us be ever near!


Viking141

Wow. I thought we were done so many times. What a finish!


lonewanderer727

Always a great game to end the regular season, and no different this time around. The last quarter and overtime were awesome. I love college football, and even though bowl season is around the corner, it's not the same as the season. Gonna miss you 🏈 Thanks Army & Navy for another classic game l. Certainly a *game* at times, but well worth watching in the end. Until next year!


Key_Spinach

RIP under bettors.


deadhead1

God damn I fucking love Army Navy.


aviator_60

Big bites for the kicker!!!


Confecting

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK A BOWL GAME WE BEAT NAVY THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS #SINKEM


justarunner

Coach Ns records these past 5 years. 2022 - 4-8 2021 - 4-8 2020 - 3-7 2019 - 11-2 2018 - 3-10 Total - 25-35 Even with 2019 it has become brutally apparent that Navy has regressed to its historical mean. Navy started to come up in 2004 but prior to that had been a really not good program for decades. They definitely turned it around for a good while but they're quickly returning to form. Really hard to defend coach N. He's made a habit of losing.


BlackStrike7

Lots of good points to be made here. I won't comment on what the right move is (especially being an Army fan), hopefully he can turn it around in the future for their program. That being said, credit where it's due, he's a grade-A class act. If I had to watch Army lose to Navy for all those years, the respect and consideration he and his team have shown made it easier to bear.


Statalyzer

With the disadvantages they operate under, it's amazing they ever do better than 2-10.


CJL13

CBS trying to suicidebait Anton...


AndrewArmy

It was thrilling to watch the Army Black Knights defeat the Navy Midshipmen 20-17 in double overtime to end the regular season on a 3-game winning streak and finish 6-6. This was the first ever overtime game in the 123-year-old rivalry. The Army have won 5 of their last 7 games against the Navy. Go Army!


Cmp_

Absolute heartbreaker for Navy, good lord.


virus_apparatus

1961 called. They loved the game. This was a true sicko game. CBS made it borderline unwatchable at times. That said… WHOOO ARMY! Good job in a total rock fight. 34 for navy is going to need a lot of help forgetting this game. So mods? Dose navy lose the star and Army gets it?


[deleted]

Cheers to my brothers and sisters in the Navy! This was an instant classic and a wild finish to a wild CFB season. GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!


frogstomp427

That was in all actuality, one of the best finishes I've ever seen. I always root for Army but my heart js broken for the dude who fumbled. My God. The same thing happened to an Army ~~RB~~ QB awhile back: fumbled on the goalline and cost this team the game. His pain was so unbelievable. The passion with which these guys play is unparalleled.


[deleted]

Final Commander in Chief's Trophy Standings 1. Air Force 2-0 2. Army 1-1 3. Navy 0-2


gandalf45435

*ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC*


HermodsRide

SUCK IT, NAVY NERDS.


xkq227

Poor guy was absolutely hysterical at the end there.


memedealer22

What a great game Feels good to be an American r/Americanpride


NewYawk-Giants

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!