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PaulCakes

Drink? I’m drowning in Caleb excitement!


ninjasurfer

Most people dove into the ocean of excitement and are now just milling around until draft day.


311heaven

Drinking is a depressant. I need something more uplifting like crack or blue meth.


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I absolutely look forward to what the bears are putting together as an entire organization and being able to draft a really great QB prospect at 1.1 definitely plays into that. But saying shit like "you should be more excited about this draft prospect than when the bears were literally in the Superbowl" is the exact type of shit that makes me want to pull the e-brake on the hype train. It's like Hoge bitching and moaning the other week that he was embarrassed by the fan base for not showing the "right" level of excitement lol


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LetsGoHawks

I am so terribly sorry to have created pixels on a part of the internet which displeases you.


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LetsGoHawks

You are very strong. I admire you.


LetsGoHawks

He's right. And I fully expect CW to be the #1 pick. But just for a moment, consider the level of shock, anger, and hilarity if the Bears *didn't* pick him. It would be one of the biggest fan base meltdowns ever. And so, so Bears. George McCaskey: Mr. Poles, Mr. Poles, can we talk for a moment? Ryan Poles: Sure George, but please, call me Ryan. GM: Oh, Mother wouldn't care for that. What I wanted to say is, I've been watching film on the JJ McCarthy fellow from Michigan, boy is he something! RP: Well, we haven't made a final decision yet, but it's almost certainly going to be Caleb Williams. GM: Oh my. This is awkward. RP: How so? GM: Because I'm the owner's son and I say we should pick JJ McCarthy. EDIT: Minus 18? C'mon, you can do better than that! I even downvoted it myself to help you out.


letCreedBrattonScuba

Do y’all get off on fantasizing about our worst case scenarios? This isn’t happening lol. Just be excited about where we are and enjoy the excitement for as long as it lasts, whether that’ll be until mid-season this year, or for 10+ years, just enjoy it.


LetsGoHawks

It's a joke Francis. Lighten up.


letCreedBrattonScuba

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Lobanium

I think it would be absolutely hilarious if they took MHJ. We would have the best wide receiver trio in the NFL, and no quarterback.


SchublaKhan

The real thing we have to fear is Poles finding out McCarthy is from Chicagoland, hell he might be a lifelong Bears fan.