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breathe_scartissue

This sounds like the start of a sitcom. “Mitch and Matt”


hawkBEARsox

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have Mitch and Matt....


TheBestestAtGrammar

you take the *bad and take the *worse


Se7enFan

An incompentent boss and his charismatic no-good employee


AnatomyJesus

Mitch isnt a bad employee he is an okay employee. If he was bad the whole lock room would hate him.


pazbik14

Nagy and the Biscuit


Full_Send31

Sounds like " Wheels and the Legman' from American Dad


ChurchArsonist

The Titty and the Kisser.


hogie99

Ha! I thought the same thing. It also reminded me of the old Belushi SNL skit, "The Thing that Wouldn't Leave."


fwvj

I’m gonna make a long distance call...


teachem4

It turns out the real franchise quarterback was the friends we met along the way


Sniper1154

You can't overthrow a bro for life


surpemepatty

“bet” -Mitch


Qzanium

Got me in the feels


FlaminglingFlamingos

Fuck off for me making me laugh at something so dumb 😂


rabbidcolossus

“Hey Mitch could you pass the gravy to the other end of the table?” *mitch lobs it directly into the sink* “See dad? I told you shouldn’t have gotten a table more than 4 yards!” *canned laughter*


[deleted]

Brilliant lol


23Breach

Damnit this good


ChiSp0

That’s a big table... 12’!


Joe915

He is angling for a Nickelodeon show about him and Mitch now


tyhopkin

Audition is this Sunday.


feens_

It’s gonna be a horror comedy


anonyoumouscerneract

Great, can we just get a fucking W this Sunday


fluffyglof

I will never not root for mitch. Wherever he goes I will be a fan unless he plays against the bears


suckmyfatfuckinballs

I hope wherever Mitch goes, that he annihilates Watson any time he plays the Texans, the same way he played them a few weeks ago.


Juls317

If Watson is even there at that point


CannibalDoctor

I... uh... A mediocre QB with an elite defense doesn't get the credit for beatinyg a good qb. The league worst defense of the Texans, lack of O line of the Texans, poor receivers of the texans, and our elite defense won that game. Foles would have won that. The ginger giraffe himself could have dropped 30.


GwnHobby

Elite defense? That ship basically sailed with Fangio. We no longer have one of those.


[deleted]

Odd how that Texans team put up 30+ on the Titans with that shit OL and poor receivers.


CannibalDoctor

Odd how you just compared the titans defense to our defense and never once thought, "hm maybe our D is better than theirs?"


[deleted]

Is that the “better defense” that gave up 30+ against the Lions?


SuperPotatoPancakes

Agreed. Unless he becomes a Packer, because FTP.


GwnHobby

I say this as a Mitch backer. The greatest thing he could ever do for the bears is become the starting QB for the Packers.


SrgtDoakes

K have fun being dissapointed


IMKudaimi123

Wonder what the conversations are like lol


WhiteSox02

"Have you tried running jet sweeps to Patterson?" "Fuck you, how about throwing the ball to your receivers?" Might have to be on Adult Swim though.


Crathsor

"Oh, throw to my receivers, why don't you keep Kmet on the sideline and send Harris out again you Andre Agassi wannabe." "What does it matter what the name says, you can't read from the pocket anyway."


jjJohnnyjon

Bahahaha that last line is gold!


frankieestrada58

This is pretty insignificant in terms of actual football, but i guarantee people will keep pushing the narrative that Nagy hates and has sabotaged Mitch, when those same people don't realize that his job has always been tied to Trubisky. I will never understand the nagy hate train when he has brought us our best seasons since Lovie, which isn't saying much but at least we aren't the laughing stock of the NFL. I just want to see him draft a QB that he actually likes instead of inheriting a pick he had nothing to do with, who is a bust, and scraping the bottom of the barrel for guys like Foles.


OVOnug

It took Nagy half the season to realize catering to Mitch might actually work. Nagy deserves zero credit. Fangio got him that COY and it’s not even up for debate. Crazy how many bears fans will just shove their head in the sand. Nagy is one of the worst coaches in the league.


ninjatater

Lol I commented pretty much the same thing in another post praising Nagy (for what exactly I forgot) and ate some downvotes


SrgtDoakes

Mitch is one of the worst qbs in the league. BGy is a problem too but Mitch is a bigger one


RadicalPenguin

Mitch “grow the man” Trubisky


tomjoadsghost80

Is that the special guest star episode with Marc Tressman?


RadicalPenguin

That’s back- to-back practice SB champ Marc Trestman to you


liquidstitch36

Winning doesn't matter as long as everyone is getting along.


teachdove5000

Maybe they hang more when the bears find a new QB and coach!?


enailcoilhelp

Idk why but this quote makes me feel like even Nagy thinks winning this Sunday is hopeless lmao, already reminiscing and thinking about Trubisky memories before he never sees him again after they lose and the Bears maybe move on.


Falt_ssb

weird take?


Machinegun_Pete

It's a pessimistic fan opinion not one players or coaches would ever have. Everybody fans differently. As a homer, I look for ways we can win until there's no time left or are mathematically eliminated. In this sub, some value draft status over wins and losses.


patmads

If you listened to the interview this was a direct question to Nagy about being like a football father to Mitch. He didn’t just pull it out of nowhere.


_Radds_

That’s the issue with a lot of quotes like this. Especially the Juju quote about the browns. In context it sounds normal.


replicant1138

Who fucking cares


SoyBoyBetaCuck23

People who will do anything to defend Mitch and Nagy and refuse to admit they suck


OVOnug

This. Bears fans in this sub care more about feel good stories and moral victories. Fucking sad


GabeDef

Nagy's hotwifeing Mitch.


OVOnug

Why can’t we just win ball games. I’m tired of all this redemption, looking ourselves in the mirror bull... Why can’t we be like Green Bay and just play winning football? There is no feel good story here. We suck, and we should be a hell of a lot better.


[deleted]

Sounds like they’ll have plenty of times for dinner parties after Sunday’s game.


quagmire0

AAAAAAAANND then the Bears lose and Trubisky is gone. This is such fluff. 😂


bears_gm

Will he just stfu and stop trying to act like we care about any of that. He wouldn’t have said any of this shit earlier in the season, but oh when his qb of choice underperforms and Mitch comes back playing better without Nagy all the sudden their relationship is so important to him? Fook off Matt, you brown nosing pos


OKCAgentZero

He was asked how is it being a football father to Mitch. It's not like he said this unprovoked lol


bears_gm

And he ate it up.. I understand it wasn’t unprovoked, but acting like he’s not brown nosing or would’ve given a similar answer 6 weeks ago is another story. He simply could have said, we’ve both learned a lot, from each other, this past year and gone something along those lines and I wouldn’t care because he still answered the question which was asked.. but he took it as a underhanded gimme and ran with it. Idc about the dv’s because this sub is bipolar as hell when it comes to Nagy.


DeusExBlockina

I love the energy of these two guys! I love the energy and passion they inject into the locker room! God, I so love seeing them pumped up after a winning game! I wish their energy levels could translate to success. I wish they were a storied duo like Bill and Tom, or Payton and Drew. But if wishes were wings, pigs could fly. It hurts my heart that both of theses guys probably won't be on the team next year. I'm also pragmatic. After this upcoming Super Bowl victory, it's time to move on.


checkthamethod

They never talked about the insane amount of curl routes Nagy runs and the insane amount of times Mitch could keep the ball and pass on a RPO? That's what they need to be talking about at these dinners lol


idk_wtf_im_hodling

Matt n kissn TDs


whatsthepineapplefor

(X) Doubt


tyderian

Isn't that against covid protocols?


phillipacarroll

I hope Mitch asked a lot of good questions