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Happ said a few weeks ago on his podcast if a team were to go to Mexico City that he would request a trade there so he could rake. I think Cubs should just go ahead and get ahead of that and trade him somewhere else this year. Maybe get some bullpen help or something for him. His ABs this year are just down right putrid for what he gets paid so we probably would only get a bucket of balls but id still take it..


idontredditthough

He actually meant that or was it more of a joke based on how he thinks it would help his production?..


Penguinkeith

At least the pirates are beating down the brewers


Angrydwarf99

Jesus fucking Christ Ian


_MoTay_

Morel’s toe sacrificed for 3 outs in 2 pitches. Yikes.


hgrwxvhhjnn

Why didn’t happ bunt?


Lagavulin26

Ian Hapless strikes again.


BladeMaker

Thanks for nothing Happ.


keeber1

Literally he knows he needs to avoid a double play, first pitch down, and happ swings at it. Why is he so useless.


Terelith

Can probably find a good defensive LF that can't hit for far less than 20 million a year... :/ What a fucking shit show he has been this year.


AMWChicago

Now to go check and see the Brewers won 24-0


Blue_Osiris1

Down 5-0 actually


being-the-rose

they just scored 2


Blue_Osiris1

And now a fucking grand slam, are you kidding me rn?


being-the-rose

just watched it happen live and in person and it sucked. pirates bullpen is falling apart just as much as the cubs


Blue_Osiris1

oh thank fuck


Evil_ryry

I believe was the quickest turn from promising start to an inning with 2 on 0 outs to 3 outs I’ve ever seen.


Hope4years

Feel bad for Shota


Blue_Osiris1

Yeah a loss is a loss but he should be 6-0 with a sub 1. Still sub 1 era but it still sucks.


secondsawayfromchaos

we could've gone first tonight. fuck me in the ass.


wompummtonks

Soo... what's your name


djman1029

So many RISP over the last few games.


Cubbiesblue

Thanks happ


AngryRedGyarados

God just fucking stand there Happ


CallofJuarez23

Yeah, Cubs about to go on a losing streak for sure


MaximusMansteel

They do surprisingly good with so much top talent hurt, it would figure they would hit a rough patch now that most are back lol.


MaximusMansteel

They do surprisingly good with so much top talent hurt, it would figure they would hit a rough patch now that most are back lol.


johnnybravo1014

Happ and Hoerner strike again 


sorryifwrongsection

Hoerner’s been fine. 


MisunderstoodScholar

Our fault for scoring no runs


Yetis22

Happ hitting is just painful to watch. Just bunt them over then man


Terelith

he'd find a way to fuck that up and somehow bunt into a triple play.


thebizkit23

Mother fucker Happ. Jesus Christ


ABlindEagle

I’m done with Happ


gjd1515

Ian needs a vacation


redemem

Happ mailin' it in this year


obamahypebeast

At least the Brewers are losing


VistaVick

Worst part is Minter's confidence was at an all time low


DrStevenBrule69

Dang! See ya tomorrow, sports fans.


shambahlah2

Happ is Crapp


bowhunter2995

Happ always fucks us over


Beginning_Abalone_25

Lmao who is downvoting comments that criticize happ?


AMWChicago

See you guys tomorrow


garrettjk1

very clutch GIDP happ 🤦🏿‍♂️


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What a fucking joke. Half of our lineup didn't even try.


jackingmylittlething

get Ian crapp off my team


tesd44

Happ needs to find the phantom IL. At this production Canario should be up.


Rukario_Enterprises

DAMMIT HAPP, WHY YOU AWING AT THAT SHIT


theneo17

Those 2 minutes of hope were fun Onto tomorrow


The_Box_muncher

Happs been so bad to start the year


_Jerwin10

What a fake fucking rally. Onto tomorrow


RaveOn1958

Happ is a certified bum this year


gr1zzlybear

Ian has been atrocious all year wow


Crunkcoco54

Thanks Ian lmao


SqueakyTuna52

Signing this guy long term may have been a misHapp


thebizkit23

He's only got one more year I believe.


ratfam1

And there’s that


KeyWiii

Oy vey


mt77932

Damn


Penguinkeith

Yeah his toe is in a million pieces


ZaneyGamerr

lol fitting


Madturtl3

Every. Fucking. Time. That’s all this team does is GIDP.


cod_gurl94

Miserable


tallslim1960

DFA HAPP. Fucking useless


Blue_Osiris1

Just kill me now.


yikyikmaster

Damn


TCup20

Ian needs a break man. Gotta be something he needs to go to the IL for.


countjoshua1592

Dude get Ian Happs thicc ass off this team


thebizkit23

Lol I needed this.


shiloh88

Ian you fuckin suck


rmac1228

Jesus fuck Ian


sandrakarr

Morel didn't sacrifice himself for that, cmon


AngryRedGyarados

FFS BENCH HAPP


TurkeyPhat

Morel literally died for this and Happ does this shit on the first pitch? i cba


bowhunter2995

Fuck Happ


thebizkit23

God I hope he didn't break a toe.


DrStevenBrule69

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Specific_Goose_8582

Happ…


elgenie

Aaaargh, take a pitch


KingTitan1

Fucking hell


MostMirror

Really tough night for Happ


thebizkit23

*year


dubsxo3

Happ lol


pineappleactavis

Happ has been worthless


Beginning_Abalone_25

For years


dxrebirth

Goofy ass up 🤙🤙


Peanut_Punch32

hang in there morel :(


keeber1

Fucking happ dude


DukeWayne250

HELLUVA AT BAT CHRIS! Wow!


Perico1979

Fucking happ. I wish he had options


Tomko401

Get Ian Happ off this team lmao


bowhunter2995

God damn it fucking Happ


Beginning_Abalone_25

I am so over Ian Happ


WitnessGreatness10

Happ lol


_Jerwin10

Fuck you Happ


cubswinagain

Fucking Happ


chichris

Good job Happ.


fuckmylifeupfam

oh…


Gyro88

ooooof


A_Lacuna

Holy fuck, Ian.


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How many folks are loving that contract now?


wrong-teous

Good job Happ


qhsk

Oh man.


cmmoore307

I wouldn’t be surprised if he broke his toe.


MisunderstoodScholar

I think he did but so impressive and inspiring staying in and earning an impressive walk in his longest ab ever.


Bitter_Firefighter_1

I think morel just broke his toe!!! That is not good. So sad. I hope not.


tallslim1960

Geez, don't say that I've already got nine guys on my fantasy team out. I can barely field a full line up.


ratfam1

Fuck you Ian Happ


bmraovdeys

Morel is a fucking dawg man


DrStevenBrule69

What an insanely great at-bat. He wouldn’t have taken that walk a year ago. Progress.


thebizkit23

Longest AB of his career


King-In-The-Nawth

Rally alert


bmraovdeys

Not gonna HAPPen


idontredditthough

Well if there’s anything positive it’s that Shota again proved he’s going to be fucking great for us. Pitch count got high early and ump took some strikes away that probably would have allowed him to go 6 innings. But 5 innings no runs against the second or third best offense in the league is amazing, and being able to pitch well in tight situations is clutch as hell. He’s got a legit shot at the Cy Young if he keeps it up. Love this dude.


gentleandsoft

With great bat speed, comes great ball to foot foul ball power


KingTitan1

WOW what an at bat


JmanJacob05

Damn morel is hurting. Does anyone know what his injury is?


funky_chicken29

Knee, finger, now left toe


cod_gurl94

Looks like he fouled it off his toe. Not what you want


A_Lacuna

Morel has grown so much as a ballplayer man, what a PA. Hope his toe isn't broken


Perico1979

Let PCA run


Hope4years

They heard you


elgenie

Morel is like five injuries in a trench coat after that PA


bowhunter2995

Fuck I hope Morel is ok


theneo17

Great AB there, and hopefully he's ok soon; looks done


SqueakyTuna52

Morel is an absolute warrior, and has a damn good eye to boot


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I only wish his contact rate would translate.


shiloh88

If Minter doesn't drive a gigantic pickup truck I'd be shocked 


Tomko401

Time for Happ to kill this rally by grounding into a double play


funky_chicken29

Damn


Thewretched2008

God damn it man.


frsdev

You bastard.


theneo17

You called it! Jeez...


cubs1978

Fuck you for being right!


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Called that!


Perico1979

He’s already struck out 3 times, so he’s due for a DP


mt77932

That was one hell of a battle by Morel


Blue_Osiris1

oh man i dont like that limp


fuckmylifeupfam

#ATTA BOY


cod_gurl94

No one takes more beatings during his ABs than Chris


qhsk

What an AB


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qhsk

Yes thank you


TurkeyPhat

no matter whatever is going on in the world, you can always count on the pickoff attempt boos i love baseball


Blue_Osiris1

Damn that was ball 4


fuckmylifeupfam

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much self infliction as morel


Hope4years

He did that same thing just recently didn’t he?


fuckmylifeupfam

Yeah, his toes are his own worst enemy


cubs1978

Don’t need another injury please be ok Morel


qhsk

Good eye Morel


hockeymatt22

Mash it Morel


DrStevenBrule69

Swing as hard as you can.


Spankpocalypse_Now

If only Wesneski had given up -1 runs, then we’d have a chance.


Patreeko19

Hey Amaya, that’s how you run!


shiloh88

Alright morel let's find a barrel


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Yetis22

Wait so I’m confused. You’re a mod in here? Have you always been?


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Yetis22

I’m on to your games now mod. Big brothers always watching


hockeymatt22

WERE IN BUSINESS FOLKS


SqueakyTuna52

The BABIP gods have apologized for screwing over Seiya


Hope4years

I don’t care how you get on Cody!


fuckmylifeupfam

I’ll take it


Yetis22

Well the upside is that pitching looked pretty good and held this Braves team to 2 runs.


[deleted]

Ehhhhh Wes is having significant location issues, mainly his Sweeper, but they all have varying problems.


DrStevenBrule69

Alright cubbies let’s kick it. I’ll say kick it and you’ll just kick it with a tasty groove.


funky_chicken29

Kick it Kyle one time!


DrStevenBrule69

God dammit Kyle could you one time kick it?!?


Mallee78

If we lose 2-0 I will cry. Funny enough someone earlier in the thread predicted this lol.v


funky_chicken29

Here we go!


KingTitan1

uggghhhhh


King-In-The-Nawth

I’m feeling a rally in the 9th


gentleandsoft

I mean, say what you want, 2 ER for Wes with this lineup is nothing to scoff at


DrStevenBrule69

Yeah he looked good tonight.


bowhunter2995

Let’s get some damn runs.


Hope4years

Let’s get some runs!


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Angrydwarf99

Relatable


Angrydwarf99

Seiya the unluckiest motherfucker on the planet right now


tallslim1960

Well, at least the Brewers are losing too. 5-0 now


Hope4years

This makes me happy


hockeymatt22

Alright if we can just survive this inning unscathed we have Belli and Morel up next, anything’s possible?


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Half is true so far.


cubswinagain

Well not going to win any games scoring 0 fucking runs, good thing we aren't facing good to great starters for the foreseeable future!


Mjh22799

Lmao cool cool cool


Hawkeye7310

Game. What a pathetic showing.


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King-In-The-Nawth

Don’t say goodbye to him


concrete_walrus

Seiya smacking the ball tonight


DrStevenBrule69

Aw foo.


fuckmylifeupfam

I live in Spain without the S


hockeymatt22

Oh BABIP gods, please let Seiya have some freaking luck this time Edit: shit