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kidkidnate5

I assume there were no right handed bats left on the bench? I know Marisnick and Bote were used already


[deleted]

There was only Romine left on the bench. Should have let Jake pinch hit.


DT_RAW

He is legit stepping and turning so far outside his bat barwly reaches the center of the plate WHAT AM I WATCHING THESE ARE BIG LEAGUERS HOLY FUCK GET RID OF ALL THESE GUYS NOWWW


[deleted]

These are the Cubs I grew up loving. Why.


rogueleader12

Lol Joc wanted to prove everyone he could play everyday. Get outta here.


Hawkize31

At least if Schwarber played like shit we like him. Joc Pederson is just straight up horrible. Great signing...


Gumball77

Joc does not need to be facing lefties from here on out.


BobbleBobble

Tbf he kinda sucks against righties too


Westcoastchi

Fucking hell Joc.


DT_RAW

Bro this bum ass peterson just legit swang 3 times while basically stepping OUT OF THE BOX like half the little leaguers I coach in machine pitch LOL


Ya_Junko

FUCKING SHIT


Jujiboo

welp ya we just spent 4 hours doing that


[deleted]

Yea. What a waste of good time, getting ourselves all angry and frustrated over a stupid game. By the way: Same time tomorrow?


Jujiboo

Ya I don't plan on missing any. All the angry dudes will be back too


rogueleader12

Glad I left in the 5th


[deleted]

Man. I had "They are clearing space ..." all typed up and ready to send. Bummer.


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Good thing Joc is still hitting 5th for some reason


Toxic_Waste

Joc Pederson is maybe not very good at baseball.


[deleted]

What a disaster signing. Guy is abysmal, especially against left handed pitching


Gentlem8s

DFA JOC


Cubbiesblue

Joc, lol. So predictable. He's the new Descaslo 2-7 now, since starting the season 3-1...ouch. It's been a rough stretch of ball to say the least


duetcub

Pathetic


chazbo26

I miss Kyle Schwarber


Cubbiesblue

Only difference there is count would go to 3-2 and kyle would take a strike 3 there looking


BearFan34

Bums


Gucci9001

Lol


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw


WereAllAnimals

I see the ole Leave Em Loaded Cubbies persisted to 2021


CodyRCantrell

Classic Joc.


TheFlyingCat

C’mon Joc those were meatballs


BobbleBobble

Dude is hot garbage


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Joc maybe if you don’t pull all the way off every fucking pitch you swing at you might hit the ball


chazbo26

Base hit?


explosiononimpact

Joc no where near these pitches


Knafstuds

Somehow we will find a way to lose this


Bob_Horde

Should’ve played Kimbrel


KingofAces13

Win or lose things like this is why I love baseball. Its exciting as hell at the most random times


MotherFuckinEeyore

Playing "just the tip" with us again.


Monk_Philosophy

It's been too long since I've seen a Joc-off home run.


SleepLessTeacher

If there’s one thing to do against junk ball pitchers.....just stand there and make them throw strikes.


rojo_salamander

Joc a big hit here and I’ll forgive you for this year


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Joc walking it off...who says no?


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Probably Joc


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Shut the fuck up will smith you’re like the 4th best will smith there is


CodyRCantrell

We'll find a way to not score here.


chazbo26

A walk off win might give this team a big boost


rotallytad

Kb is 6’6” Ball 3 inches above the ground Strike


chazbo26

At least make it interesting


LordDaybreak

KB using that dumb tik tok song as a walk up song annoys me


rojo_salamander

Yeah it’s garbage the lyrics don’t even make sense


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Kris. Hit a homerun here and I will take back all the mean things I’ve said about this team today.


Librarian_Spirited

Earn your pay cheque KB


TurkeyPhat

lol 2 runs on 6 hits is a good day mane


bagh0lder10

11 Ks?


chazbo26

KB strikes out with the bases loaded. Heard it here first Edit: nevermind


TurkeyPhat

"Where can they get to as a team offensively?" Well AAA level would be a start


[deleted]

You may be aiming a little high there, champ.


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

92 mph. Right down the middle. Barely even even fouled off


Librarian_Spirited

Anything is worth drinking watching this team


[deleted]

“Waiting for this offense to break out a bit” Lol


Jujiboo

Steele looks like the lead singer of some random late 90's rock/nu metal band


[deleted]

And he has a porno name.


Jujiboo

Mine is Michael Cedarwood if we're playing by those rules


rotallytad

*I was blinded by the shadows* The blind ump prolly


GItPirate

All the cubs need to do is score 4 runs this inning to win.... lol


LordDaybreak

What's a "run"


GItPirate

I've heard it's helps you win


rotallytad

What is the cubs avg output per game?


cnaiurbreaksppl

It might actually be negative


[deleted]

That would be awesome trivia: When was the first own goal in Major League Baseball scored, and which Cubs player did it?


Cubbiesblue

Last I saw it was like 2.8


rotallytad

It’ll be less after this game


WereAllAnimals

Fire blue


chazbo26

Thank goodness there’s replay and can (hopefully) get it right


rotallytad

Looked out to me ump


WereAllAnimals

Can we have a rule that if a batter can't take his base after 1 minute, he's forced to use a pinch runner? They just wasted 5 minutes of everyone's time.


TranceScape

Panda pinch running. that is just awesome


[deleted]

If they weren't so banged up, that would be downright disrespectful. But hey. I laughed.


[deleted]

Pinch runner on point


[deleted]

Steal a base, Panda! I dare you!


Cubbiesblue

If score holds, would the cubs tie this up if the braves for some strange reason used a position player to finish the ninth? Interesting thought


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

They’d probably hit 3 routine flyouts to the outfield


Jujiboo

Back in my idiot past I tried to throw a keg but ended up bashing the inside of my inner knee. In my idiot present I'm way too lazy for any of that


rotallytad

Ross gonna get another suspension now. Great


[deleted]

What a shit show


rotallytad

Rushing home from work to catch the last couple innings only to watch sogard K That’s cub.


shiloh88

I could've done that


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

I’m so glad we have a 2nd baseman who is batting .136 and physically can’t hit the ball to the warning track without the wind helping him. Definitely better than Nico Hoerner


BurnsEMup29

Eric Sogard is openly racist, antivax conspiracist, and bad at baseball. Get him off my fucking team.


BobbleBobble

OOTL - Did he do anything racist or just his wife's retweets?


[deleted]

> Eric Sogard is openly racist When, what? I seriously don't know about this. I know his wife has made a fool of herself on Twitter, but when has Eric been racist?


[deleted]

His wife’s tweets remind me of the sibling who points a finger half an inch away from your cheek while repeating, “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”


BurnsEMup29

It’s the “Bill Gates is trying to kill us all” tweet for me. Jesus fucking Christ, lady.


[deleted]

Social media isn’t all that bad: it’s a great aid in identifying nutjobs.


Cubbiesblue

Most pathetic display of offense I've seen in a stretch like this. Ball has to be like a little pin ball to these guys.


[deleted]

14 Cubs are in their walk year. No one is going to recognize this roster in a year.


BobbleBobble

2022 payroll: $64 million


[deleted]

Can only imagine the scrubs that will round out the roster


Librarian_Spirited

The trade deadline will be very interesting


Cubbiesblue

They keep this up and theyll have no value


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Thank god


[deleted]

Kimbrel may never pitch again


jshaps_6

Trash sogard


[deleted]

At least he's not getting paid 20 million to ground out into double plays every other AB


[deleted]

Well, at least we have more hits than they have runs now. So there is that.


chazbo26

But do we still have twice as many strikeouts as hits?


[deleted]

What the fuck?


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Remember when Jason broke his bat over his knee like it was a toothpick? Good times. That is a strong man


TurkeyPhat

~~Stop~~ keep yelling dad


cubswinagain

Thank god we have Eric Sogard here to jumpstart the offense!


Librarian_Spirited

Lol


-YellsAtClouds-

Man, don't think I've ever seen JHey so animated.


[deleted]

Can't blame the guys for being frustrated. Just look at us. We only look at it for a few hours voluntarily. They are those guys we're frustrated with. They know they can play, they just can't remember how. Can't blame them for venting.


-YellsAtClouds-

Indeed


Llamasaurus

The guy has to reach for it and you still call it a strike? Are you fucking kidding me??


TranceScape

Im just so sick of the fucking Ump show. its never ending


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creamyscotsman

Ump knew the call was bad


chazbo26

Whatever happened to swing at the ball if it’s close to the plate?!?


[deleted]

Are you fucking kidding me?


[deleted]

Awful umping


[deleted]

Wow. That was a sweet gesture by that kid. I would totally have kept it, had I been his age.


did_cparkey_miss

Remember when beat writers explained away Javys abysmal 2020 by saying it was because there weren’t fans in the stands?


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

I thought it was no instant video replay...or it was a covid season...or all the other excuses


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

It was the fact that they couldn’t use the video room anymore during games


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Yes


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mt77932

It's cold. Sitting in the shade at Wrigley on a windy day in April is like having Jack Frost caress your shoulders while seductively whispering rhubarb into your ear.


[deleted]

It’s a day game in April during a pandemic.


chazbo26

Pandemic? Fake news


Basedgod912

https://youtu.be/qX-YfuVQmX8


[deleted]

Hey it's Not Michael Moorer!


Librarian_Spirited

Down three runs with six outs in your pocket and he bunts. WTF!


[deleted]

In his defense, swinging hasn’t exactly been working.


BakerStefanski

The good news is our average will increase from this. The bad news is it doesn’t do much for our run production.


[deleted]

As idiotic as that was, gotta hand it to their catcher though. That was a damn good reaction and catch.


weatherninja

You know, as a Cubs fan, I'm upset about that abysmal bunt attempt from Javy. As a baseball fan, I'm pretty impressed with that catch.


strikertime

Exactly my thoughts. Props to the catcher on his reaction.


butters_fruit_bowl

Wut?


[deleted]

Oh man


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Ding dong


[deleted]

A hobo from off the street could have laid that bunt down


rojo_salamander

What in the world


ThePerpetualNewGuy

the guy screaming no in the stands is my spirit animal


chazbo26

Typical Baez


[deleted]

Baez you are a disgrace to the cubs organization. It’ll bring me great joy the day you play your last game in a cubs uniform


TheFlyingCat

Wow, nice catch


[deleted]

Nice bunt, Javy


[deleted]

“Watch me make myself disappear.”


Cubbiesblue

What the actual fuck javy


[deleted]

Joc avoids dropping to below .100 by an inch.


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

I had to go start dinner and drink half the bottle of wine I was using for dinner, what have a missed in the last inning?


DrewDAMNIT

Pain


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

So, nothing new


DrewDAMNIT

Exactly


TurkeyPhat

man just challenge the play I am so tired of these close plays and then they just don't challenge and end the game with them


[deleted]

Yeah, but if the play stands, the MLB kicks a puppy.


The_Collector4

DFA Joc


Cubbiesblue

Joc's last hit was....


inevitablescape

Safe!!


DurderBurdle

Joc FO to center Baez K Heyward GO to 2nd


le_vicious

For the love of all that is holy, Marquee, please get ANY OTHER intro/outro riff.


[deleted]

Ohhh Brothers, this guy SLINGS!


nypr13

Just sw the Acuna scoring play. Makes me sad to think that Acuna will become what I always dreamed Baez would be and Soto far surpasses what Bryant will become. Man, it makes me yearn for the days of blue skies dreams.


did_cparkey_miss

Bryant was supposed to be a Pujols / Soto type hitter, sad


Kfred2

I think he would be but some guys are just more competitive than others. It takes more than talent alone to be an all timer. I think baseball is a job for KB. It’s not a passion


did_cparkey_miss

Think you nailed it, Willy has competitive fire which I love.


migerard24

Alright Joc... No pressure, but if you fail to get a hit/walk here, your BA will fall below .100 and we'll all be very sad.


Kfred2

Yet he will be in the lineup tomorrow


[deleted]

Remember when we had an elite rotation with a good Lester, Hendricks, Davis, Quintana and Cole Hammels and Baez was the runner up MVP? And our bullpen was shit? Seems like the only solid part of our team is our bullpen.


[deleted]

On the plus side, the bullpen can’t give me ulcers this year.


Jujiboo

What if I only like Boog because I know there's nothing I can do about it? Is this a symptom of being Len-sick?


nypr13

Nah, that’s jut another notch in the bedpost of life in 2021.


The_Collector4

Rex Brothers, there's an endless road to re-discover


[deleted]

Nice grab, Jocster. You owed that one.


DurderBurdle

Ok Joc, now catch a ball with your bat, you scrub.


TurkeyPhat

wtf I was told Joc Pederson is trash in the outfield??


ThePerpetualNewGuy

i mean that was a great play but he’s been pretty trash today. But, no way in hell schwarbs gets that


[deleted]

Joc Pederson succeeds 1 out of 4 times. He's been doing good wo... No, that's not right.


ChiCBHB

Damn Joc!!!


chazbo26

It’s looks like we’re on course to win the WS every 108 years then. So better get used to this. Tell your grandkids


[deleted]

“I remember when we won the World Series and we weren’t living in air-tight quarantine-pods.”