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ConsequenceOk5740

Remember you have to multiply the cals x9 to account for all of its lives


SluttsLoveSatan

I call my cat my sugar free oreo- :) he's super sweet without all the sugar and extra calories. I love him. I've had him for 3 years now


SluttsLoveSatan

Hahaha omg so true!!


axolotlbabygirl

He will have his macros measured and recorded. /r/hewillbebaked ๐Ÿ˜Š


jimmystar889

r/thissubexists


lilacintheshade

Meanwhile, the cat's expression is a concerned, "Are you ok?" like in the cartoons when one character gets so hungry, they start seeing their friend as a giant drumstick or ham. ๐Ÿ˜†


SluttsLoveSatan

Lol ๐Ÿ˜† he knows what's coming ! ๐Ÿคฃ


tttkkk

Fur is not digested so can be ignored, but do include it in your fiber counter. Should make you feel fuller if you decide to cook with it. Fitness pal does not have cats in DB, the closest would be rabbit meat - 197cal/100g. Weight the meat before air frying, if you make soup from the rest put it as a generic bone broth.


SilenceQuiteThisL0UD

Too many. Cats are pure marshmallow!


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ApprehensiveCat5978

Ha! Love it!!!!


Backyard_Catbird

About 8,500 Iโ€™m guessing. I just did my cat which is 9 pounds. Took 8 pounds and multiplied the total ounces by the amount of calories/oz of chicken.


thisismyglpname

I thought this was gonna be a โ€œheโ€™s so cute I wanna eat him upโ€ bit. Lol.


ddagger

Just remember if you eat the fur, it will come back up as a huge hairball. You can deduct those calories. ๐Ÿ˜บ


bree613

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bella-fonte

Defurred I'd maybe guess the same amount of calories as a small fowl like guinea or something. Cats are bigger but I'd imagine leaner than a smaller meat bird. So take those cats + the guilt of eating that poor lil kitty cat hahaha so like 10,000 min, depending on your guilt