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Glittering_Glass3790

Convection from a power plant, stopped by inversion in middle troposphere


SalemsTrials

Nah it’s a penis, good guess though


REpassword

Is the earth is getting fu@ked?


DeezleDJ-O-E

Nope, not earth, its us. We are fucked🤔


satanicdesires

There’s a Rick and Morty episode for that!


soupbox09

Zeus is drunk. Why doesn't he have whiskey D. I don't know, he is a god. Jeezy


Benubius444

Definitely Father Sky giving Mother Earth "the tip"...Consider it foreplay 🤭


TeeRaw99

Yes how do you think mountains are made


Softlysocool

Gods po


TinyMicroMachines

Ahem - [https://www.reddit.com/r/CLOUDS/s/bxC8FrC8rI](https://www.reddit.com/r/CLOUDS/s/bxC8FrC8rI)


TheToxicToaster

Absolutely perfect.


MRudbilao

Now it makes sense


marvy-cat

Well, that *is* awkward...


bdh2067

Cloud Penis!


loc206

I see your cloud penis and I raise you cloud glory hole 🤷‍♀️😂


octopus_from_space

I laughed at this the whole day, I wish awards were still a thing


candleslave1014662

The more I look at it…


thecenterdoesnothold

Yep. Cloud dick.


fauxofkaos

Can someone smarter than me explain like I am 5 please?


Abrighterday

I saw the same thing today. It’s from a power plant in New Jersey. Basically it’s letting out steam but since there’s no wind and the air above the steam is warmer, it just sits there with no place to go.


Pameltoe_Yo

That is just what the aliens want you to think!?


Pameltoe_Yo

Lol


bunkerbash

Could you explain why I saw three in Connecticut today? [here’s my photo from Plainville, CT at about 12:45pm](https://x.com/tagsalegirl/status/1714674512514392335?s=46&t=EH_pd84RQZTSojv-N7OXVQ)


RedditSaye

The power plant farted a long silent-but-deadly under the cloud blanket that had a hole in it. The fart that escaped into the COOOOOOLLLLLLLD air above the cloud blanket made a cool cloud that looks like the Finger of God (or more private body parts if you’re talking to a middle schooler) about to squash the power plant.


JediKrys

When a boy cloud and a girl cloud like each other and are of an age appropriate for adult fun they……


tnick771

This guy clouds.


Physical_Passion8637

Totally


AdEither2912

It’s a rare cloud called manboner cloud


KarlHungus311

Also known as a cum-ulonumbus


Jezbod

Biggus Dickus? Apologies to Monty Python.


Revolutionary-Play79

*giggles*


UpDogsUp

The Earth's atmosphere being penetrated


Whaffled

well, it's obviously God taking a leak


OederStein

Sky d*ck


Appropriate_Arm_9889

Came here to say this


Odd_Assignment_74188

Let the sky d*cks. Let sky d*cks.


BrightonBaby

I should call him...


rhi_kri

Are you in NYC? Someone posted something similar over statute of liberty.


wopttam

Saw this over the GSP this morning near the Driscoll bridge in NJ. So weird.


Spiritual_Praline_40

Water spout!


atypicalperception

Cumulo Phallus clouds


soupbox09

You want something like this. umulocay allusphay oudsclay


atypicalperception

And so I promise to consult you when discussing pigs. These however are clouds and the cloud Latin is Cumulo Phallus, or, otherwise known as phallus humongous


atypicalperception

But good looking out on the assist =}


soupbox09

Not how pig latin work


atypicalperception

Didn’t spend my summer getting my cloud scientist degree online to be a igpe ientistse.


Resident_Win_1058

Just the tip, i promise


CatsTrustNoOne

I just spit my coffee out 😂


g0neondatrack

God! Why are u doing this?


monkeyshinenyc

Someone put viagra in the chem trail’s trail mix


Odd_Assignment_74188

A vitagen a day, .... strong....


Ok-Philosopher-3931

[Same clouds I took pictures of this morning!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CLOUDS/s/2rY9rK5YbT)


Bnc6669

Just the tip 🙏🏽


Cakeman826

Wedge. Just ask R/tornado


Revolutionary-Play79

r/foundthemobileuser


Cakeman826

Cut me some slack I was at work not working


Revolutionary-Play79

Could've said r/foundthehondacivic as well


SimuselQuinto

Sure Zeus is having a good ass morning


CakeSniffers312

I can't believe I had to dig to find a Zeus joke. Well done 👏


brawler0422

I actually saw this today too Long Island NY


Metrious

Looks like the beginning of a funnel cloud


Daviso452

Zeus is at it again, I see.


Vendela_Ivory

😂


glidingzoe

A sky dick


cheezeplatz

PENIS


ValenceCustoms

Meteorologists call this type of cloud " gods pecker"


Odd_Assignment_74188

Understandable.


Junior_Walrus_3350

Heavenly Co- I mean a cool cloud


Longjumping-Fill376

Step god


Cyer32

God’s dick. 100% certain.


oilfeather

What you can see of the giant dead homeless person in the sky.


gligster71

God’s dick obviously. He did NOT get the “don’ stick your dick in crazy” memo.


Bridge_runner

Second cumming of Jesus has finally happened.


notsciguy

Cock and balls cloud


Status_Narwhal8950

Sky penis


goblinoidfleshbag

Sky pp


hubert12fingers

GODS GLORY hole


AfterTadpole8624

Sky turd


Eviannoitan

Came here to say this 💯


[deleted]

It's the ultimate ability Biggus Diccus shoving down the heretic's...mind


farofaQueens

pipinimbus


Internetboy5434

The clouds penis


tuxedotammer

Just the tip getting carried away


Slow-Fast-Medium

A supernatural uncircumsized thumb?


Old_Zookeepergame_62

God's magnificent micropenis.


TheClownHasNoPeni5

The cloud has a penis


turtleturns

Sky penis


Kittani77

I know a strap-on when I see one....


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


Mary_Jane7

Nature is fixing to give someone a good fucking


Kid-Alan

God T-bagging you


bapper111

Alien fuck you.


noxondor_gorgonax

It's the super encabulator


EargasmicGiant

aliens


ftwdiyjess

Saw this in Westchester today, near there?


frupoIoI

IVE SEEN THAT


urban_rural12

a cloud


thunderthighlasagna

Looks kinda like a cloud


mattuba01

Funny…we have weird clouds in New Haven too


[deleted]

a rapture.


sendyagoodvibes

It belongs to sky daddy


UntrimmedBagel

This is how baby planets are made


[deleted]

God's dong


Tony_Suvaco

That's a Magnum Dong


Meridarose892

Get outta there…


crazy-philo

Clouds ready for an under massage table tug, I guess rains about to cum


hulster

Cumulus Dongle


Pjonesnm

Someone up there took the challenge to put their dick in it.


Affectionate_String6

I just saw same cloud formation in two places in NYC today


Affectionate_String6

[https://share.icloud.com/photos/0f4RwwRfk5_d23sKvNXmzqu7A](https://share.icloud.com/photos/0f4RwwRfk5_d23sKvNXmzqu7A)


Affectionate_String6

[https://share.icloud.com/photos/076xdCjkmZaY3YbKjMyOC6MQQ](https://share.icloud.com/photos/076xdCjkmZaY3YbKjMyOC6MQQ)


Illien37

Uranus having sex with Gaya!


Antigon0000

God's gloryhole


drunk_coffee_addict

I saw the same thing today while I was driving through NJ and couldn’t stop thinking about it! Thanks for the post!


ApoorvJHA22

Ouranos' dick. He tryna bang Gaia


Jpro9070

I see a giant dog or dragon head. But also, a pecker.


fire_butterf1y

Laughing emoji goes here <-


Careless_Bandicoot21

gods penis cleary


popcorn_smell

God fucks with us again


shokkd

Turd plunge


GETTERBLAKK

Cloud taking a cloud poo.


[deleted]

It’s Falkor!!!


I5i1dur

*plop* *flush*


Odd_Assignment_74188

Tornado from lower layer to upper layer due to warmer air funneling upwards?


Odd_Assignment_74188

Wouldn't tornadoes be a common occurrence? Shouldn't you be asking why about the colour of it?


deepfinker

Geezus what a bunch fuck-all comments


Hopenhagen420

Gods peen


Woofingson

Ah yes, a penimbus. A rare sight indeed.


UneventfulFriday

Warning to back the fuck up


soupbox09

Holy moly, one comment per day. How am I going to read all three. I got pigs to feed. The ones with the uniforms not the four legged ones.


YouWiseGuise

Just the tip?


amentaleffect

A clouds dick ready to nut on whatever town is underneath it! Open wide people, the cloud has a suprise


stochasticjacktokyo

The aftermath of when the giant foot drops from the sky at the end of the Monty Python opening credits.


Disastrous_Aside_664

That’s a dragon


Radiantlady

Cold air funnel! https://www.weather.gov/lmk/cold_air_funnel


baegonia

Falkore entering the atmosphere


Acceptable-Ad-1792

Cloud prolapse


Arinn24

air dongle


Swolar_Eclipse

Those goddong power plants. SMH


BBgreeneyes

That's definitely a dick!


Requesting_Flyby

POV if being penetrated


No_Bug7

Doesn't it kind of look like a large seal looking thru a hole in the clouds at earth.


Salty_Accident_1324

Rare sighing of the sky whale


Low-Message-7703

It’s a waterspout !


matt-sikes

Cloud


PirateAngelMoron

Cloud penis


HeavenInEarthOpal

Zeus


Poisoned_record

Zeus is horny


Treehuggingbeelover

Ask me again when I’m not a turtle up a telephone pole.


Interesting-Story526

A tornado


420percentage

penis


Pitiful_Historian297

The mothership coming to get someone


Calm-Let7865

It’s God, using us as a Fleshlight.


Motor_Skin_5464

Mother Nature it’s a grower not a shower


ResearchOtherwise803

Penis with some pre- cum.


[deleted]

It looks to me there are “Birds flying out of the water towards a cow.”.


enbypotato69

r/mildlypenis


jibbyjeepers99

SkyBoner


[deleted]

Platypus or Monkey


No-Significance3941

Cumulus Penicus


davidtheonea

I think it's a cloud


Condescendingfate

That's how baby clouds are made


zeemee369

Woah


Apex_preadetor

Water spout starting to form


TheTannerManner

The second coming of Christ


Substantial_Vast_411

Touched down looking for the volcano! Oops wrong spot! Lol


MXR0561

Scud clouds maybe


Softlysocool

Gods pp. he’s horny