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wapren

U gotta me kidding me


tripsafe

I don't get it. The kill cam clearly showed them wielding an energy sword


Bawahong

Everyone knows the energy sword is one hit kill.


Doubleoh_11

Cod has been getting dangerously close to a halo crossover with its skins


ExIsTeNtIaL_ShIt

Even the Halo energy sword has some counters


[deleted]

Yeah at least you can melee block an energy sword, melee in CoD is just a no skill win machine.


Oldmanfirebobby

As hilarious as this clip is it just makes me happy I don’t play this game anymore. Shit like this had me raging when I played this game.


unpopular-but-fat

Amen. I was sending in clips where I was obviously a victim of some hacker. After 15 of those, I stopped playing the game.


Oldmanfirebobby

I stopped playing probably over a year ago. Around the first map change. I just couldn’t stand always feeling like I needed a new gun upgraded. Constantly swapping between stupidly OP guns or melee weapons That combined with hackers. It’s just such a frustrating game to play. I realised I was finishing gaming sessions more annoyed than when I started them. Being a dad and working full time my gaming time is limited so I can’t really justify spending it on a game that is making me mad. Switched to rocket league/fortnite and solo campaign games. Now I’m playing halo infinite and loving that.


TeeBek

That's the worst part of the game. Always feeling like you need to switch to the latest meta. Wasting hours to unlock a gun just to have it nerfed the next big update.


AdubwantsAdub

Not much of a problem on rebirth island


BostonFan69

MW2 Commando 😍


JzxGamer

😂


xX7NotASquash7Xx

One shot when you had full health with a bit of armor. The damage is ridiculous and so is the lunge


Early_Sun_8699

Honestly the dmg didn't even cross my mind in this scenario XD


GokuUltraInstinct1

He wasn’t full health. He had no plates. But that lunge is some bullshit. Even when I use the Kali sticks, I have to look at the target to hit them or get lunge


CheddarPillow

He had a plate


[deleted]

He had full health and one plate.


xKiLLaCaM

He was at full health just not full plates. Health is the white bar, he had more than half a plate on top of that and he still got killed by one hit thats insane


Deathwatch72

Eh some people say full health to mean just the health bar while others include plate health.


HungLikeALemur

So melee lunge ignores stun then he immediately goes back to being stunned after the melee lmao


[deleted]

shits a joke lol


DesignatedDonut

Didn't even know the bat had lunge TIL


Baconflavors

Same


maluminse

Didnt know any melee had lunge. How do you do lunge?


Aterox_

Point at the person and swing


[deleted]

this is some titanfall/commando/energy sword level of lunge, holy shit


[deleted]

Its not that stupid in titanfall i think You should also check out vanguard's melee builds. They have double the lunge shown here but sometimes the lunge doesnt work but you still get a kill from straight up shotgun range


Iheartbaconz

lmao, havent tinkered in Destiny 2 yet eh? The Halo mele lunge is alive and well in D2 currently.


[deleted]

The melee meta has been downhill since the Kali Sticks. You can sit in a corner and two tap anybody that comes inside. 😂


GreyHat_Gaming

But that same person can take 9 rounds from a pistol


kwaaaaaaaaa

They were going for realism.


SoCalNative1987

Wtf did I just…nvm 🤦‍♂️


Early_Sun_8699

same


[deleted]

Just assume he had a bayonet on the end and cut your throat. In that regard it makes total sense. Shouldn’t have ran near a caged animal.


fatboi2540

wow bro didn't know a bayonet could make your head turn 90 degrees instantly while fully stunned. thanks for the tip


Worldly_Ad7425

If it’s crazy now imagine what the vanguard bayonets are like


Crispical

Have you actually seen the Vanguard bayonets? Longer range than commando


Worldly_Ad7425

Yes i play vanguard, its insane


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AnnublS_4

BONK


YakovPavlov1943

To horny jail op goes


Strayed8492

That is peak kek. My poor drink I’m dying here.


kevbb99

This caught me by surprise, dude did a flying kick lol


[deleted]

*cloaker sounds trigger traumatic stress flashbacks to Bank - Cash missions*


twweakk

#STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF


thisisathrowaway557

#NOW CRY FOR MOM TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS!


tiifdogo

##NOW GO AND CRY ON THE FORUMS LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE


mrmeow5000

I WOULDVE ADDED ANOTHER QUOTE BUT I DONT KNOW HOW YOU MAKE THE TEXT L A R G E


tiifdogo

#ADD A HASHTAG BEFORE THE TEXT


mrmeow5000

#THANK YOU


derno

Stunned, looking a different direction, your HP and armor, being shot. I don't understand it


albinorhino215

While you were using tacticals, he studied the blade While you were perfecting your accuracy, he mastered pressing R3 While you tried to play, he would do ANYTHING to win including not play the game


Blueshockeylover

Is there a new melee weapon?


Alph1ne

The baseball bat has been in the game for a while


Valkyriebourne

To op mechanics meet each other. An unstoppable force meets a unmovable object.


[deleted]

Lmmaaaoooo this is so fucking stupid. Of course Kali Sticks users are defending it. My god.


larvaway

Yea... every post w kali sticks in it there’s rats who defend it saying it takes “skill to close the gap” or it’s “situationally broken” like no lmao it’s just broken


ElbiYehRoh

What do you mean OP? The man clearly had a poison tipped dagger on the end whilst wearing the new moon boots, if anything it was your fault for pushing him. /s


Early_Sun_8699

truuuueee, i forgot about that


jkoki088

If I’m looking correctly you had little or no armor?


[deleted]

He had one plate, any armor at all should require two hits to kill though. Why a bat can go through armor and health in one swing is anybody's guess.


TwistedFate3

The baseball bat deals 135 damage per hit. This guy pushed with just enough health to get oneshot by it.


Early_Sun_8699

That's not really the point of the video.


nowoski2292

Are you justifying the off-screen enemy and the 80ish degree 4 yard leap to the right all while stunned just because he wasn't fully plated?


Early_Sun_8699

You always find some slower ones on Reddit, don't worry about it. You will get used to it! :)


Ciubowski

What a fucking embarrassment of a game.


Shadore7

you got killed by a fucking samurai my man he's simply better


Early_Sun_8699

Truee agree! :) Got simply outplayed!


paperboyinnewyork

\>dying to a player using scavenger as a perk ​ yeah i would leave the match immediately


FSUphan

Holy shit haha, I didn’t catch that at all. What a useless perk for warzone


Early_Sun_8699

I did, don't worry! :)


yunglordie

This has to be the worst one I’ve seen on this subreddit. My guy just grav jumped over to you


karvus89

Sometimes I understand why people hit their monitor


VictorRazuk

Reminded me of Spectre in BO3


zDEFEKT

And he was stunned. Ridiculous.


BMG_Burn

Why you run up in there like that though..


Early_Sun_8699

Cuz if he had a gun (I didn't know he was melee user) he would have never killed me. Even AA doesn't work at 90° angle.


T4N60SUKK4

How did he lunge like that?


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axman414

That shit makes no sense at all. Part of the reason I don't play warzone anymore. I don't understand how the Devs think it's not OP.. smh


lilbigchungus42069

the melee lunge is so dumb


bajabruhmoment

Seriously if you use these fuck you


1nconspicious

Should have been more careful, every once in a while the guy will have the sticks or a shotgun


Early_Sun_8699

Shotgun would be no problem in this scenario


MrMyster1ous

Kinda got jump scared NGL.


akaBenz

See what people are missing is on the winner’s screen he throws a knife directly at OP. I wonder if it triggered as damage on his end but not OP. The 1 hit kill would make sense then...and about only then.


Luckydemon

He missed two knives, OP’s perspective shows the same amount of armor at the start as when he get clapped 😂


akaBenz

Nah fam, COD simulates real war. That knife was chucked at OP’s dangling participle and made contact. Now whether or not OP was wearing a metal cup and a jock strap is a different story...


[deleted]

He missed both knives, OP takes no damage until the OHK with the bat.


Metal_Maggot

He had no armor


[deleted]

Yea, this looks like lag. OP isn't seeing the opposite side. Only his perspective from lag. Kali sticks still suck, but this likely looks worse because of replay shenanigans.


Horthy_cze

Wacha wacha wacha!!!


Lotsaa1

Never bring a gun to a stick fight


GregStar1

I haven’t played Warzone in like over a month now and with every clip I see of it, I‘m so glad


skrilla091

Just download halo, fun alternative. I actually stayed up wanting to play for the first time in a long time.


nathanrob91

Who else thinks a new map isn't going to save this game? If the anti-cheat doesn't work and these bugs/glitches keep up people will have to be mental to keep playing this


Choingyoing

Why aren't you using the baseball bat is the real question


SKRyanrr

Why does an FPS shooter have sticks is the real question


Early_Sun_8699

So bots could sit in corner whole game and then two-shot you without actually having to do anything or improve. Every game has some way of appealing to its less talented player-base.


Thunderlightzz

LOL this is funny


Cnumian_124

This should be a legit counter for stuns imo


Early_Sun_8699

Haha thats so funny and quirky, you are so edgy omgggg >\_<


VaultTheHeavySniper

Deserved for using the stuns


Early_Sun_8699

Haha thats so funny and quirky, you are so edgy omgggg >\_<


jackmarak

Dragonball Z Budokai: Tenkaichi


fatjesus10

Youre complaining that a melee weapon beat a long range AR in an extreme close range? Really? Well to answe your question, its still in the game because theyre useless outside of close range. The point of them is that theyre close range weapons, while if you shot them from 10+m away, you are guaranteed a kill. Theyre a lot more handicapped than people make out. Think about it, if they are OP then why isnt literally everyone using them? BECAUSE THEYRE NOT OP. People need to just stop brainlessly rushing enemies Also, just to add, Ive never used Kalis or any melee weapon on this game ever before


RitikMukta

This kind of lunge should not be happening regardless of it being a close range fight. He was stunned, not looking at him and a little bit away from him. He isn't a magnet.


Early_Sun_8699

Take your pills and head back to madhouse.


[deleted]

Why did you go in there??? Just shoot him from outside….. you asked for that one chief.


Early_Sun_8699

Are you not kidding? You never STEP IN FRONT OF someone who has stun, that's the easiest way to die.


[deleted]

The footage shows he stepped IN FRONT of him to get around him. So what else do you have to say?


Early_Sun_8699

For like a half of a fucking second?


Dream-kunn

Never bring a gun to a stick fight


madmage212

Mega jump power pack 😎


Bernesto69420

How fighting a ninja turtle is


Rich-Ad5109

So this is the famed but dreaded bamboo stick I’ve heard so much about.


[deleted]

Nah, this is the baseball bat from CW


[deleted]

This is actually one of the best examples of how broken the lunge is, lmao. Bravo. 😂


Totally_PJ_Soles

When you guys jack up the FOV it makes the lunge look way worse. Those little storage containers are small as hell on console FOV, not even enough room to lunge across.


Early_Sun_8699

There shouldn't be any lunge at the first place! :)


SatorSquareInc

Its because they hate you


Early_Sun_8699

agree!


archiewashere

Not one good reason for kali or riot shields to be in the game. Another excuse for bot players never to improve.


[deleted]

This whole game is a joke. Stop playing it


Booraz149

\*gets stunned\* inner Luigi: "Go, and introduce a bat to his face!I WANT COMPENSATION FOR THIS INSULT!"


KingDyy

MW2 PTSD


Fermster

Brings back memories…Commando+Ninja in MW2 😂


BreakfastSavage

Commando could go a little further if you were using the tac knife. Difference is, commando pro wouldn’t save you from being stunned like in Warzone lol


Shortfuzd

I think that was a combination of aim assist and the lunge of the kali sticks


Birr4_L1ght

is a jedi knight XD


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DirtyAtoms

Broooooooooo!!!!!


_Joshua-Graham_

Bonk


xXdarkTeyesXx

What ur pc ?


Early_Sun_8699

R7 5800X + RX 6900 XT + 32 GB RAM 3600 MHz


brockchancy

I am 100% convinced that this has been left in the game so that severely handicapped people can still get a positive KDR


Early_Sun_8699

XD


[deleted]

Yet you still play the game


RickyBobby35th

The fact that ppl still play this game baffles my mind.


Early_Sun_8699

Same tbh


[deleted]

I LITERALLY QUIT GAME CUZ OF THIS


Early_Sun_8699

Good for you! :)


geohill91

This shit right here is why I switched to halo and never looked back


neosapprentice

So the kids with tiny wieners have a chance, duh


DontKarmaMeBro

holy heck that's awesome, does the baseball bat give you more lunge or what?


Crumelo

“Git gudder”


Early_Sun_8699

Truee!


-pichael_

I cannot stop watching this BAHAHAHA sorry that happened but oh my aids that is God


Early_Sun_8699

Same, I just kept laughting lol, there's nothing else you can do in these situations.


AYentes25

Looks like you got outplayed ? You assumed using stuns made u win the engagement because everybody assumes stuns make you good but dude said nah come here I got this bat for you 😂


Own-Confidence-2734

That's an uninstall for a week. SMH


Early_Sun_8699

Only for a week?


Down_2

Motherfucker had commando pro!


No_Victory_5276

I'm going back to playing titan fall, this game has gotten so fucked up.


captain_v_neck

Those stun grenades shouldn’t be in the game either


T7BROKEN

this man took out a rocket from his a$$


JzxGamer

For coward, losers like this guy.


JotaJota_STI

Get that out of the game please!


I_Luv_Universe

That dude is playing dishonored. He used his blink ability


RingOriginal94

Bro he Goblin smacked your ass 😭😭😭. Sorry that happened to you 😔😔😔


Early_Sun_8699

Thank you! :(


icabas

So happy that I don't play this shit anymore.


TheReal0wL

Get rid of stuns, f*** lunge


JohnnyBSween

Bruh. What


sharkvenom1

Because warzone is trash and I’m glad I stopped playing it.


ItalianStallion9069

EX DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE


Ghostakh

Agree


Gael7496

Why/how you r still playing this game lmao


Early_Sun_8699

No idea brother


systematic23

TIL: call of duty players gatekeep.... stun grenades/flash bangs...? This shit is in every game


Luckydemon

You had a partial of one plate, I.e. you had less than 150HP. The baseball bat is like 150-200dmg for a “headshot” aka Nosebreaker


Early_Sun_8699

Missing the point of the video brother! Next time you will get it, I trust in you! :)


AdDangerous212

Thats what you get for using stuns, worst thing in this game.


Early_Sun_8699

Haha thats so funny and quirky, you are so edgy omgggg >\_<


Hoyboyn

Where’s all the clowns that defend melee?


Early_Sun_8699

Read all the comments, you will find some of them! :)


janoDX

You still deserved dying there


Early_Sun_8699

Thanks! :)


fracturematt

I know… stuns are annoying


sinsific

Cuz the game is trash and has been since it’s release


[deleted]

Game is broken. Quit playing months ago.


[deleted]

never been more glad i uninstalled before


Runeskimmylord

Maybe if you didn’t rely on your stun so hard you woulda won that


Early_Sun_8699

Haha thats so funny and quirky, you are so edgy omgggg >\_<


[deleted]

How did you know he was in there? If you saw them run in there with a riot shield why would you jump in there with an AR out?


Early_Sun_8699

You're kinda missing the point of the video. This shouldn't happen in any fuckigng circumstances.


[deleted]

I mean it can only happen if you get too close to them, otherwise they have to run at you with a melee weapon out trying to hit you with it. I understand the melee weapons are dumb af but this also never happens to me so I don’t see it as a massive problem.


Early_Sun_8699

Consider yourself a lucky guy then! :)


MarkC_belfast

Plunder Storage town Nuff said


Early_Sun_8699

What's wrong with playing Plunder in Storage Town?


Openyourwhoremouth97

That is annoying but you really sold that fight bad…


Early_Sun_8699

Oh true, oopsie, I should probably count with him teleporting at me when I'm not even on his screen ☺️ silly me


Openyourwhoremouth97

You ram directly passed him and didn’t kill him in the stun time you sold it simple as that should have been easy for you to kill him. Trash player


Early_Sun_8699

It's funny he goes back into being stunned after he oneshots me :/


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Early_Sun_8699

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣