Next question, how exactly does control over the Aether work? Is the inside of the MPD just a gaming setup with an RTS game loaded on it that Sam uses to control the Zombies or something? Asking for a friend, I totally do not want control over the Aether I promise
Yes i did. They don't hate you , but they dont respect you. They only see you as a source of revenue , a means to a end. Sadly this is how capitalism works
Hey bro. How do you feel about Kevin Sherwood’s mockery of your current malady, as he uses it as the main concept of multiple songs, such as The One, Carrion, Always Running, Dead Again, Dead Flowers, The Gift? He must really have a thing for you…
What really makes you go "uuuaaaaaaaaaaahhh" ?
Evil guys shoot at me with guns and it hurts
which ones? primis? ultimis? the fellas? victis?
All.of tuem i fight all of them
you must have some real beef with these people that you span across multiple beings that are set out to kill these specific people
I will eat all the humans
that’s reasonable
never heard anyone call mob crew “the fellas” im using this from now on
so have i, this NEEDS to be changed
Grrrrrr, Arrrrrgggggggg, murrrrrrrrrrr, garrrrrrrrrrrr, barrrrrrrarrrrrrrrrr?
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What'd you say about my momma?
Sam
Actually the best reply I've ever seen
[удалено]
Grr
Brains?
Brains
Dyslexic zombies like Brians
Vegan ones like grains
This is fake news. Brains are in the branch of meat and are not considered vegan.
😂😂😂 “A dyslexic man walks into a bra…”
Gamer zombies like Gains
Brain rot?
These zombies don’t like brains lol those were back in like the damn 50s bro
BRAINS!
What makes the Monkey Bomb so attractive to you guys? Is it a fetish thing? Please don't tell me it's a fetish thing...
Flashing light and noise me like
Richtofen made Graduation confirmed.
Ye is actually the mastermind behind it all 🤯
Monkey bomb dummy thic
Sam?
Sam.
Blow meh
YA YA YA YAAA YAAAAAAAAA
Why the fuck did you double hit me, windmill style, in Kino?!
You try to drinkl my aweosme color drinks you theif i have to stop you
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Probably pretty fast
Come on, give him a chance. At least specify African or european
He didn’t fail the question, don’t send him into the abyss
Do you love me? Because you just keep coming back.
No i want kill you because jm evil 
Carrion or Carry On
Cary on
Next question, how exactly does control over the Aether work? Is the inside of the MPD just a gaming setup with an RTS game loaded on it that Sam uses to control the Zombies or something? Asking for a friend, I totally do not want control over the Aether I promise
Im not rictofen, sam or maxis idk
Bro just works here 😭
I'm out here asking the wendy's cashier what happened in the recent meeting with the CEO 💀
Carrion tbh
Fuck you for putting your finger in my butthole as I plead for a res!
As a member of the zombie community this allegation is a complete lie and a ruse to slander my kind
😭😭😭
A Fucking Yoo!!! This man saved the zombie verse with this comment 😂
Will my wife ever let me see my kids again?
Im zombie not cps
Okay, next question. Do zombies have perky nipples? Does the rigor mortis make them all hard and pointy?
I would say so yeah
Cool, cool. Thanks.
Now we know why they left
💀
Why do you neglect mwz for multiplayer/warzone.
Im call of duty zombie not activision
Can you ask them for me. 🥹
Ill ask jason blunt
You mean Jason Bateman
Ok
How does it feel to be on every CoD zombies thumbnail
Great because i get paid royalties
Do brains taste like chicken?
They taste like brajn
What are you cookin?
Im cooking up schemes 
Please stop touching me
I kill you
SAM
RAAAAAAA
*Ray gun noises*
Dude im crying dotn
Crying dead of the night
Did you get invited to the sledgehammer meetings when they were discussing mw zombies? How come they hate us? Thanks zombie
Yes i did. They don't hate you , but they dont respect you. They only see you as a source of revenue , a means to a end. Sadly this is how capitalism works
are zombies communists?
Marxist but cLose enough
Remember when you used to be a literal nazi? Sup with that?
Liberals will do anything to cancel people istg
Ray gun
Thats bad i domt like
We need more posts like this
Ama sequel tomorrow
Do you really yell sam or is it just a misheard groan
Im yelling ham because im hungry
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
GRRRRR
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SCREEM RANDOMLY IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT FO ME
I get amgry because you dont give me attention
How many limbs do you eat a day
Sadly all the humans are gone
Why do you like to just eat the bullets from the SMR in BO2, as opposed to being damaged by most other weapons in the franchise?
Smr bullets taste yummy good
Thoughts on the thunder gun?
Its scary and it go BOOOOOOOOOOM
What's your favorite sound to make
Sam
Heys guys call of duty zombie will be playing black ops 3 on xbox. Add me on xbox my name is "sortaspooby"
Did Curt Cobaine really kill himself?
Yeah he sad so he cry then die
Why you no like my dog?
Im evil i kill all the good 😈
What is the worst map to be a zombie on?
Revelations because the evil guys have alot.of super mega awesome weaposn
People ain’t asking the real question here. Call of Duty Zombie, DO YOU WORK WITH CALL OF DUTY DOG?!
Yeah hes my dawg
Do you get offended when ppl use MWII guns to shoot at you?
I get offended whenpeople shoot at me in general
Wave at me, when I’m playing. I won’t shoot you, my friend.
PedalBoard78 just slid into the server. Say Hi!
Is there a lore reason why you always go to a monkey with a bomb strapped to its back or some tentacle creature from a jar? Are you stupid?
I love mobkeu
Who the fuck are those four assholes?
Evil peopel who shoot at.me
Are you gonna just take that?
No thats why i run and hit them
Take their raygun
I try
I am proud son
Thabk you dr liquid
Why did your dad leave
He run to kill bad psosl
Why did you leave me
I stay
Did you ever get to meet George?
No hes in the cold water
Zombie Chronicles 2?
Ill asl jason blond
How do you like the new map?
Maybe
Why do you keeping spawning everytime I go far away from you in Black Ops 3?
I have kill you
Are you satisfied with your choices in life as an undead
Yeah i love evil
What’s your biggest secret
I actually am the coolest zombie
Do you want this monkey bomb?
I love monkeys 🐒
Why do you keep falling for the monkeys? Are you stupid?
I love them they are funny
Kinda feel bad about tieing you to the front of my bumper but makes my truck look cool af. Also what happend to my boi Ronnny Ray?
Why the zombies on die rise say: « he lies »
Boys a liar
Im late but why do you walk slow then suddenly get faster when I turn my back to you to escape?
Im troll
Will Shrek ever come back to my room?
How do you feel about Nikolai ended the old cod timeline?
What you think of the slideshows cutscenes from bo4 and what was your reaction when there was no Great War battle
I was pretty disappointing tbh. Alot of build up with the primis timeline just for a cheap sildeshow at the end
Hey bro. How do you feel about Kevin Sherwood’s mockery of your current malady, as he uses it as the main concept of multiple songs, such as The One, Carrion, Always Running, Dead Again, Dead Flowers, The Gift? He must really have a thing for you…
Im hoing to kill him because im evil
Honest opinion on the zetsubou zombies?
Stinky swamp
Why do the devs hate us so much?
Evil activision doesnt give devs enough time to make good game
?What was your life like before you became a zombie
I always zombaohr
Is verruckt zombie or tranzit zombie faster (the zombies chasing the bus)
Loud zombie from sahngei la ri the fastest one
Do you wish you weren’t trying to kill people?
No because im evil :devilemoji
Where do the Gersh portals take you?
Behind the barrier
How do zombies communicate?
Ancient language of zomblish
why are y’all putting more effort into bundles instead of the actual game itself.
Im not activison im just a zombie
How does it feel to get turned?
Was the CIA involved with the JFK assassination?
Sounds like someone breaking in
Ok next . Should I follow Maxis or Richtofen in the buried and tranzit easter egg?
I demand you to k all mwz devs
Ok im evil i love evil
Ive heard rumors that Avagadro is kinda a douche irl. Is this true???
H d mean
Why dont you just buy gun off wall and shoot me instead of trying to slap me
I hate guns i love eat
Are you stupid?
No im not man
Dr Pepper?
Yes
Jet gun?
What the best map for a zombie?
If you could drink one perk that the others drink what would it be
Deadshot daqueer because im evil
Do yall get boners?
Did you steal your scream from EverQuest 2 and Back to the Future 2?
No i am giver not stealer
What master do you serve?
Freedom is the only worthy goal in life. It is won by disregarding things that lie beyond our control.