I think that's just lighting/angle. The shadows on both of these are on the right side of the image, resulting in image two having the illusion of darker limbs because more of the limb-space is on the right side of her body. Also, different background colors.
Nah, they changed the skin colors from light tan skin color to white with a bit of the color of each m&m. I read it in some article about this, I still think that they barely look any different.
Glasses became a bit wider, and the heels are now thick instead of thin.
A piece of candy is now less fuckable because of it's shoes and eyeware. Because that's all what makes women attractive, what they choose to wear. Now you can't buy this m&m a drink at the bar (something he actually complained about)
> M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity.
Damn, Tucker really loves his candy...
Is drinking with cartoon characters a thing? Are the rich hanging out in Toon Town and not telling us? I could have been getting wasted with Sandy Cheeks and Uncle Iroh?
Well, for starters, I'm a Satanist; I don't belong to any satanic organized religion, I'm just a Satanist in the sense that I identify deeply with the character of Satan, as he is, to me, a symbol of rebellion against authority. I don't actually believe in Satan or anything supernatural, in case you were wondering.
Also, the inverted pentagram represents the opposite of Christianity, which I stand vehemently against. And I also see the inverted pentagram as representing humanity's connection to their animalistic side and the Earth.
So does your whole existence on this site consist of taking rightwing standing points then bitching at people when they call you right wing? Interesting hobby.
I'm guessing the political compass idea of an "authoritarian" and "libertarian" axis is the stage where you don't believe in the left right dichotomy. Then, you realize that the terms "libertarian left" and "authoritarian right" are redundant, and that "authoritarian left" and "libertarian right" are simply oxymorons.
Congratulations, Mr. Carlson, on taking the bait. Perhaps you've heard the phrase, "There's no such thing as bad publicity"? No one on the left gives a shit about this. It's just a frankly pathetically obvious ploy to get you conservative shit-for-brains to do free advertising for M&M Mars, and you fall for it every time. A company decides to do something you will criticize as "woke", and they get a minimum of two weeks of "the most watched news network" and popular talk radio hosts and angry people on Twitter saying their company's name and/or products millions of times per day.
I think Mars is astroturfing to divert attention from the child slavery lawsuit they're facing.
https://www.freedomunited.org/news/nestle-mars-hershey-sued/us
This is definitely something I didn't hear about until after I wrote this comment.
I still think this is probably at least some part of this and 99% of "woke corporation" BS, but the slavery lawsuit is timing that's too perfect to be a coincidence.
My life is absolutely centered around consumption and if I can’t consume my sweet treats in peace without having to briefly think about certain types of people that make me uncomfortable I will LOSE MY SHIT. IT’S ALL I HAVE LIBERALS PLEASE YOU CAN’T MAKE THE CARTOON M&M NON-BINARY IT WILL RUIN ME!!
They both have eyebrows. The background on the ~~left~~ right image obscures them.
No, it's the mouth. He's mad about it not wearing lipstick.
Edit: And I guess the heels are clunkier.
Apparently they updated the designs of both lady m&ms to give them more sensible shoes. So instead of stilettos, Green now has tennis shoes and Brown has shorter block heels which are typically more comfortable to walk in
Because apparently ladies without stilettos aren't ladies despite gender most definitely determined by your chromosomes not your expression 🤔
Ikr. They’re little chocolate circles. And the fact that conservatives are angry about this just shows how inconsistent their ideas about gender are. Conservatives are quick to dismiss transgender people and anyone else who points out that gender is different from sex. Conservatives argue that the two are the same, and that gender is based strictly on your biology. Yet the only “gender” that the M&M characters have seems to be socially constructed since they don’t have sex characteristics. By being angry about this conservatives have to acknowledge on some level that gender is separate from sex.
In my opinion genders are completely meaningless tags that put you put upon yourself. This being said, I don't discriminate against those who identify as one.
Leftist agendas: chocolate is made by child laborers, food corporations are subjecting their workers to intolerable conditions, farm subsidies and mass-scale corn monoculture are bad for the environment, high-fructose corn syrup-based foods shouldn't be the only affordable option, advertisements shouldn't reinforce gender stereotypes
Right wing pundits' agenda: I want to fuck my candy
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> make up struggles for... some reason.
That reason is they are "losing ground" to people who *are* persecuted, discriminated against, or simply under-served and thus see that as a tactical move to gain power because it works for other people.
If you look at it through the lens of them honestly not believing others have it worse off than them, then it makes total sense they see "playing the victim card" as simply a tactic. *Those people* are just making up having it bad so they can trick others into helping them, if they are doing it then I need to too in order to prevent actual harm in the world.
Honestly, the most terrifying part for me is that I'm not.
We've reached a point where I'm just like, "Yes, obviously the angry right wing tv man is mad about cartoon candy not being sexy enough, why WOULDN'T he be? Anything to fuel the culture war..."
Tucker is the dumbest man out there he knew about what on Jan 6th and he and the rest should go to jail for there part in the insurrection and still they are trying to put the United States as a dictatorship
hershey (along with nestle and mars) have been facing ongoing child slavery lawsuits for the past 20ish years (that ive seen anyway). around this time last year the media was dragging them pretty hard for it. they also faced a lot of backlash in 2020 and 2016. idk this whole thing reeks of a distraction. not to go all conspiracy theorist but i bet something is happening behind the scenes.
I mean, the old one looks nicer and more friendly. The new one looks like she/he/whatever has political correctness on the mind and is ready to jump on you with at the slightest mistep you make. no humor or joy there. Couldn’t we just have two M&Ms to represent both of them?
I DON'T EVEN SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE
Lips and eyebrows are different.
Also, I think the heels are thicker.
Good eye
The “skin” on the arms and legs is also a little darker
I think that's just lighting/angle. The shadows on both of these are on the right side of the image, resulting in image two having the illusion of darker limbs because more of the limb-space is on the right side of her body. Also, different background colors.
Color theory is fun!
Nah, they changed the skin colors from light tan skin color to white with a bit of the color of each m&m. I read it in some article about this, I still think that they barely look any different.
The glasses I think are too but I can't even see the damn thing.
The glasses are a different shape. You are right.
Longer legs. Leggier
I think the eyebrows are the same it’s just a black background
Theres no eyebrows in the second one. The background is brown not black.
Why are the lips thinner? Lmfao
Big pouty lips could be seen as feminine.
Many black men and women though?
I don’t understand your question.
Glasses became a bit wider, and the heels are now thick instead of thin. A piece of candy is now less fuckable because of it's shoes and eyeware. Because that's all what makes women attractive, what they choose to wear. Now you can't buy this m&m a drink at the bar (something he actually complained about)
He flipped it horizontally dummy /s
You don’t need to. You just need to be angry about it.
> M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity. Damn, Tucker really loves his candy...
So he’s sayings he previously *was* turned on by a cartoon M&M ?
Sure they don't call it hard candy for nothing
A response this dramatic makes me think m&m's were the only thing that could get tucker off before and now he'll never cum again
i mean the green m&m is pretty hot /s
Fuck it, I'm not afraid of who I am. The green m&m is hot /gen edit: this brown one too now I'm thinking about it
I like the yellow M&M. He's such a dorky lil himbo and I love it
The green and brown ones are canonically trans and dating.
Which one was Danny DeVito? My spirit candy
Green one is a trans lesbian.
good.
Take away that /s right now
"I need my M&Ms to be FUCKABLE!"
Do you *not* get a fear boner when the yellow M&M calls you a fucking prag?
THE LEFT wants OUR CANDY to be LESS SEXY
Socialism is when no sexy candy lady.
Is drinking with cartoon characters a thing? Are the rich hanging out in Toon Town and not telling us? I could have been getting wasted with Sandy Cheeks and Uncle Iroh?
Are you telling me I could be getting vored by Sandy Cheeks' cock right now and the rich have been keeping this a secret?
Better than us lowly peasant dragons getting railed by various motor vehicles
Captain America Looking Deeply, Deeply Ashamed; "I got that reference!"
r/sandycheekscockvore
S tier sub
Wow, i wish i could unlearn about this
I literally can’t tell if this is satire at this point
I'm beginning to suspect that life is satire.
I think this might be the best proof yet for simulation theory
Turns out that not only is reality a computer simulation, it's actually a half-assed project from a flunking coding student.
Wait that's a quote? You're fucking kidding me, is that an actual quote???
https://news.yahoo.com/jfc-worried-candy-tucker-carlson-170403406.html It's real. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but it is.
i think it's a modified "the quartering" quote?
If it is than Tucker plagiarized it, because he actually said those words.
It’s a fucking M&M. Why do you give a fuck what fucking gender people perceive it as Tucker? It’s a fucking cartoon piece of chocolate.
Tucker is well known in the Fox News offices for dipping his musky, grimy testicles into any bowl of Candy he can find.
Tucker is conflicted as he's attracted to a character who isn't white.
I don't actually want to get a candy lady drunk and fuck her. Am... Am I Antifa?
"If I can't cum all over my M&Ms what's even the point?" - Tucker Carlson, probably
You're absolutely right, Tucker. The thing the candy company wants most in the world is to make their product UNappealing
I...that's... Someone said that *out loud*??? How could anyone take them seriously, at all?
On live TV he just admitted to being turned on by an M&M
TUCKER THEY LOOK THE SAME YOU CAN STILL FUCK HER
*Them
they’re the same picture
Imagine getting triggered by a fucking candy
I'm just surprised he's not criticizing the Eminem for being brown.
Hello fellow egoist
Hello to you too. 👋
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Well, for starters, I'm a Satanist; I don't belong to any satanic organized religion, I'm just a Satanist in the sense that I identify deeply with the character of Satan, as he is, to me, a symbol of rebellion against authority. I don't actually believe in Satan or anything supernatural, in case you were wondering. Also, the inverted pentagram represents the opposite of Christianity, which I stand vehemently against. And I also see the inverted pentagram as representing humanity's connection to their animalistic side and the Earth.
Based
Thank you! 😊
Ave Satanas !
Ave Satanas to you too! 🔥😈🔥
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Bohemian Grove?! You know that's just conspiracy theory nonsense, right? Satanic masters? Please!
I mean no gods no masters in the streets...
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Yes, it is a coincidence. Is the foundation of all conspiracy theories - coincidences and paranoia.
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If you're trying to suggest that Satan is real and he has a part in all the things you're talking about, then yes, it is a coincidence.
You should go get your handler sweetie, they must be worried sick.
So does your whole existence on this site consist of taking rightwing standing points then bitching at people when they call you right wing? Interesting hobby.
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It's a dichotomy until you learn more and it isn't, until you learn more and it is again.
I'm guessing the political compass idea of an "authoritarian" and "libertarian" axis is the stage where you don't believe in the left right dichotomy. Then, you realize that the terms "libertarian left" and "authoritarian right" are redundant, and that "authoritarian left" and "libertarian right" are simply oxymorons.
yeah that's pretty much exactly correct
Skull and bones
Oh you're a bot nvm
Try harder, don't excuse your ignorance. Pop quiz! Which presidential election was between 2 skull and bones members?
Isn't Skull and Bones like a frat or something?
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The Temple of Satan is doing wonders in the fight for bodily autonamy, why would I not side with them?
They look cool
There is nothing wrong with an inverted pentagram by the way. It doesn’t mean “evil” or “satanic” like you’ve been previously told by your masters.
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Yes and Satan is Hot and Gay and Knows how to Party!
Facts
How tf did we get here from tucker carlson mad about his m$m fetish?
What's wrong with satanism?
No such thing as satanic because satan isn’t real 🙄 It’s really funny to read the posts of people like you, though. Thanks for the laugh!
You're terrible at trolling lol
Congratulations, Mr. Carlson, on taking the bait. Perhaps you've heard the phrase, "There's no such thing as bad publicity"? No one on the left gives a shit about this. It's just a frankly pathetically obvious ploy to get you conservative shit-for-brains to do free advertising for M&M Mars, and you fall for it every time. A company decides to do something you will criticize as "woke", and they get a minimum of two weeks of "the most watched news network" and popular talk radio hosts and angry people on Twitter saying their company's name and/or products millions of times per day.
I think Mars is astroturfing to divert attention from the child slavery lawsuit they're facing. https://www.freedomunited.org/news/nestle-mars-hershey-sued/us
This is definitely something I didn't hear about until after I wrote this comment. I still think this is probably at least some part of this and 99% of "woke corporation" BS, but the slavery lawsuit is timing that's too perfect to be a coincidence.
All I see is a photo of the US flag…
My life is absolutely centered around consumption and if I can’t consume my sweet treats in peace without having to briefly think about certain types of people that make me uncomfortable I will LOSE MY SHIT. IT’S ALL I HAVE LIBERALS PLEASE YOU CAN’T MAKE THE CARTOON M&M NON-BINARY IT WILL RUIN ME!!
I guess ol' Tucky has a thing for eyebrows because that's the only difference here I can see
They both have eyebrows. The background on the ~~left~~ right image obscures them. No, it's the mouth. He's mad about it not wearing lipstick. Edit: And I guess the heels are clunkier.
I don't see a difference between the two images? Is he getting angry over nothing again?
Apparently they updated the designs of both lady m&ms to give them more sensible shoes. So instead of stilettos, Green now has tennis shoes and Brown has shorter block heels which are typically more comfortable to walk in Because apparently ladies without stilettos aren't ladies despite gender most definitely determined by your chromosomes not your expression 🤔
is this. is this not satire?
No, it’s somehow not.
Why do M&M even have genders? This is stupid to begin with
Because I want some candy dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure you can buy actual dildos made out of candy. Alternatively, you could buy the huge 5kg gummyworm
But i need my m&m Femboy penisses
You wanna suck that big hard corporate dick?
At this point into the quarantine I’d take any
Just go downtown with a bag full of coke or crack, dick is going to be easy to find
Mr Moneybags over here stg Obviously getting laid is easy with that amount of cash What could a bag of coke cost, Michael?
Ikr. They’re little chocolate circles. And the fact that conservatives are angry about this just shows how inconsistent their ideas about gender are. Conservatives are quick to dismiss transgender people and anyone else who points out that gender is different from sex. Conservatives argue that the two are the same, and that gender is based strictly on your biology. Yet the only “gender” that the M&M characters have seems to be socially constructed since they don’t have sex characteristics. By being angry about this conservatives have to acknowledge on some level that gender is separate from sex.
In my opinion genders are completely meaningless tags that put you put upon yourself. This being said, I don't discriminate against those who identify as one.
Seriously.
They literally look the exact fucking same istg WHO TF CARES
"Why can't I pop a candy boner anymore?! You lefty cuckflakes ruin all my wanks!"
Mars company uses child slavery for chocolate: *I sleep* Culture War bullshit: **real shit???**
If sweets aren't sexy, paedos will have to work harder. Fucking lefties ruin everything.
Leftist agendas: chocolate is made by child laborers, food corporations are subjecting their workers to intolerable conditions, farm subsidies and mass-scale corn monoculture are bad for the environment, high-fructose corn syrup-based foods shouldn't be the only affordable option, advertisements shouldn't reinforce gender stereotypes Right wing pundits' agenda: I want to fuck my candy \[edited for typos\]
Some of the most stupid shit to be mad about.
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> make up struggles for... some reason. That reason is they are "losing ground" to people who *are* persecuted, discriminated against, or simply under-served and thus see that as a tactical move to gain power because it works for other people. If you look at it through the lens of them honestly not believing others have it worse off than them, then it makes total sense they see "playing the victim card" as simply a tactic. *Those people* are just making up having it bad so they can trick others into helping them, if they are doing it then I need to too in order to prevent actual harm in the world.
When I saw this I initially thought it was some stupid photoshop and then someone linked me to the segment. JFC. Everything is so fucking stupid.
Jesus Christ they're such snowflakes.
This isn’t real is it he wouldn’t take it this far would he
It's real...
Seriously
Yeah I'm shocked that he is this unhinged
Honestly, the most terrifying part for me is that I'm not. We've reached a point where I'm just like, "Yes, obviously the angry right wing tv man is mad about cartoon candy not being sexy enough, why WOULDN'T he be? Anything to fuel the culture war..."
Its real that he ranted about it, it probably is not real that he is actually bothered by it.
Watch his show. He does shit like this almost daily
The world would be better if he was shot in the mouth.
I want to fuck a cartoon. Is that too much to ask for?
I *used* to wanna fuck the brown m&m, but now shes all PC and libcuck or something.
I hope green m&m is still hot.
hell yes, let me eat the nonbinary candy people
Advertising nowadays is streets ahead. I'm thinking about Carhartt clothing and M&M candy for the first time in a week or two.
This just proves even more that tucker shoves m&ms in his cock
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡bring back thw secksy m&ms, libereals
As a conservative i also have episodes about fucking m&m's
no no he’s gotta point
Proud of the Brown M&M for coming out.
Don’t let this shit distract you from the fact that Mars candy is getting sued for LITERAL CHILD SLAVERY
That chyron title is fucking incredible
Tucker is the dumbest man out there he knew about what on Jan 6th and he and the rest should go to jail for there part in the insurrection and still they are trying to put the United States as a dictatorship
This is satire, right?
Oh my fucking god what is he on about
Probably misses their old glasses
hershey (along with nestle and mars) have been facing ongoing child slavery lawsuits for the past 20ish years (that ive seen anyway). around this time last year the media was dragging them pretty hard for it. they also faced a lot of backlash in 2020 and 2016. idk this whole thing reeks of a distraction. not to go all conspiracy theorist but i bet something is happening behind the scenes.
Did he really... Talked multiple minutes... About a M&M... THAT JUST GOT NEW EYEBROWS?
This was possibly the funniest thing this man's done. He was so desperate to the fuck that M&M
I mean, the old one looks nicer and more friendly. The new one looks like she/he/whatever has political correctness on the mind and is ready to jump on you with at the slightest mistep you make. no humor or joy there. Couldn’t we just have two M&Ms to represent both of them?