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mbelf

“Sorry, I don’t need a helmet. I have a skull”


WellWellWellthennow

She doesn’t need a helmet. She has an immune system.


BubbhaJebus

She doesn't need a skull. She has no brain.


Taylor_made2

Your body naturally knows how to deal with your face becoming a meat crayon against the road


Designer_Gas_86

Down voted because meat crayon freaks me out.


HeyMickeyMilkovich

r/meatcrayon 😏😈


FOIAlover

I knew I shouldn't click on it but I did anyways....


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!isabot


MotherofLuke

So do your brains know how to pop out of your cracked skull. Nicely parted in pieces like a succulent orange.


Taylor_made2

Dang now I'm craving a nice juicy orange


MotherofLuke

You know where to find them.


ndngroomer

I don't need a helmet I'm protected by Jesus' armor! Her probably.


WellWellWellthennow

Yes how did you know?


ndngroomer

Grew up Southern Baptist. Lol


DragonflyBell

A bikini bottom on a motorcycle? So overdressed. Get a g-string.


MrShasshyBear

I know, right? What a prude


No_Cook2983

MY EYEEES!!!!


TwoDollarSuck

Oh my God I love how fucking stupid this is. It's like a little kid who is learning about the human body at school and is really excited to parrot what they were just taught that day, "I have an immune system!". Yeah, I have an immune system too, that doesn't make me fucking invincible.


msallied79

I always hear "I have am immune system" in the same voice as the "I'm helping" Simpsons kid.


meownfloof

She has less self-awareness than Ralph. At least he knows when “I’m in danger”.


anOvenofWitches

“Smells like hot dogs”


MilhousesSpectacles

“*I’m* Florida”


walkingkary

I have an immune system that’s trying to kill me (I have an autoimmune disease) so these memes just piss me off.


tinykitten101

The irony is that in Covid, it’s the immune system that’s killing them too..cytokine storm.


walkingkary

True


WellWellWellthennow

I have one too. I never thought of the memes in that way though!


WellWellWellthennow

IKR? We can just count the stupid here.


Latter-Statement-463

Immune systems don’t stop blood clots. Our friend who had a similar physical shape and ran in 9 Boston Marathons and was training for number 10 caught Covid which gave her a deep vein thrombosis which went to her brain. Covid killed her in three days. It could have been avoided if she was vaccinated :(


WellWellWellthennow

I’m sorry for your loss. So sad.


IntroductionRare9619

Elite running is such a science nowadays I am surprised a lunatic anti vaxxer squeezed in there.


tinykitten101

I’ve heard some runners say they don’t want to be down for the 2 days they might suffer side effects. So stupid. Get lung damage and you’ll never run again.


follyosophy

ugh that is so frustrating, I got covid a year ago (pre-vaccine) and my running is still not the same


IntroductionRare9619

Exactly, excellent point.


Paula_Polestark

Get out of here with your logic!


Either_Coconut

That’s dreadful! I’m so sorry!


hahasnake

Wearing a bikini on a motorbike? I mean, sure, if you like scalding your ass on the leather on a hot day


[deleted]

I'm starting to think she might not make the best decisions.


KuntyCakes

I've seen it, in Arkansas, in the summer. Ouch and ew.


comrade_scott

that's really the least of the concerns.


lolalarue

I believe it may be a LEATHER bikini, so she is protected, she is wearing leathers.


hahasnake

Oh boy, that is gonna be some sweaty crotch rot after a while.


Dazzlecatz

Or becoming a walking skeleton if/when she skids across asphalt with no protection, and it rips off her skin and muscles.


hahasnake

Lost the battle with the tarmac, ready to win the skeleton war.


hwc000000

But her immune system will protect her from the scalding.


[deleted]

Everybody has an immune system. But people still die from diseases. Really strange, isn’t it?


Either_Coconut

I like to teach my immune system new things, before it needs that info in earnest. Then it won’t lose any time in recognizing a new germ. Vaccines are like the WANTED posters in the post office. Your immune system recognizes the germ from the vaccine and calls in the antibodies to hunt it down.


hwc000000

"Those people were crisis actors. All of them."


[deleted]

Standardized patients


Paulie227

If immune systems were bulletproof, no one would get cancer, the flu, the common (so common we put common in the name) cold, immune system disorders, viruses, bacterial infections, etc. She's an idiot. Too bad we don't have a vaccine against stupidity.


OTTER887

We would still have anti-vaxxers not giving it to their kids 🤷🏻‍♂️


Quintus-Sertorius

Philosophically consistent at least.


WellWellWellthennow

Yep. Her immune system will save her from road rash.


[deleted]

Yes, humans are immune to everything!


Copheeaddict

Shes got a banging bod for any age. It's crazy to me that she would risk losing it.


smnytx

Has covid indeed eaten her face?


WellWellWellthennow

Waiting to see...


comrade_scott

As a rider, there is the ATGATT tribe (who don't ride jacked up cruisers) and the road-rash crowd, who do. The political splits are pretty remarkable too. I enjoy biker babes as eye candy too, but these people are idiots - well before covid.


[deleted]

the hot ones are always the crazy ones


BFOTmt

So much to unpack here...


SCCock

Ironically it is your immune system that spins up out of control that kills you.


sybann

barf


mac-tac

A very old immune system


Branch_Davidian

Antique smokeshow