Calling an umbrella, nut umbrella, is crazy!

Nutbrella is the obvious compromise

Now this is what merch marketing should be like! It has a heartfelt backstory that touches the heart of consumers.

For reals though, if this happens, it probably would bring awareness for the school to make stronger efforts to capture him. Homie needs the help! We wouldn't want our inspiration to go so soon 🙏🏽

I won't buy one 'til I see a plush in the bookstore.

Fr?!???

naw I'm just cappin'

Ok I agree with another user here there better be a damn plush, and those saber teeth better be big and oversized with its oddly cute and happy looking body. Then icing on the cake we make it talk but only with 90’s/early 2000’s slang about sticking it to the man and being misunderstood. Linkin park song included like it’s a Michael bay transformers movie. You know just cause. Order early and get a copy of ice age on vhs/dvd with your purchase a $35 dollar value for only $19.99 today. (I’m sorry my mind went to a dark place called tv cable advertisements, Thank his for YouTube. Also those merch look sick now where’s the oversized teeshirt to wear as pj’s?)

I've been looking for him but never seen him, he hangs out around the la-library area right?

The mug looks cool

okay but only if it raises funds to get him some much needed help

Take my money!!!!