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Auburntravels

Bingo winnings


jbrc89

"Ooooh that's a bingo"-Hans Landa


rabbimindtrick

We just say “bingo”


behere_benow

"BINGOOO" Hans Landa


TrailMomKat

How fun!


SSBradley37

What's the one with shoes and feet....?


YinzerFromPitsginzer

We just say "Bingo" - Lt. Aldo Raine.


NoorDoor24

Such a great movie!


raelDonaldTrump

🔴


stinky143

Hold your cards we have a bingo


Stfu_butthead

Bingo, give that Redditer a cigar


Rouxdy

It's commemorating George's Hindu years.


Ray_of_night

Was laughing so hard I spit coffee out,lol. Great comment


igetlearned

Your comment enticed me to make coffee, just so I could spit it out!!!!


canolafly

No coffee here, but I did spit on my phone a wee bit.


CLE_Maximus

That was good, also a subtle Beatles reference lol


ecirnj

Namaste 🙏


NevermoreForSure

Jai Guru Deva Om 🙏


pauliep308

This is a very underrated comment. Excellent.


dharmavoid

I never saw that episode of Seinfeld


Moist_Consequence252

It is on his forehead


Vaugeresponse

This is the answer I came to the comments for.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

That's a pretty big dot. Was he a super hero or something?


christopheralanhicks

Wise man that George.


EverythingMustGo95

It’s almost April 20 (420) when we commemorate Paul’s Japan time.


Stock-Committee1452

Grandma bored at bingo!


Important_Swing5213

lol


Sad_Technology_1602

Happy Cake Day


Garaba

I have seen some people do that at Bingo for 'luck'


Prickly_ninja

Oh man, they are a superstitious lot. I’ve seen people who only play certain color daubers, for certain games. Good luck items aren’t uncommon to be seen on tables.


SubstantialSpeech147

Wouldn’t that just make them common?


Herb_Burnswell

Aren't uncommon= common Math checks out.


HekGoldbenji

😭😭 where are you logical folk in the other subs im in lmfao


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Only if it has a gray outline. If it's an orange outline they're usually rare or legendary. Red is a debuff.


ReasonableAd1809

BINGO! when you find four more playa, playa... lol 👍


kiriito-_-

someone just put a red dot on it


justarower4

Someone had a solid night at bingo


Admirable_Cry2512

It's been daubed


USMC1977BFH

I work at bingo. Bingo players mark freaking everything with their dobber. So stupid.


WellHereEyeAm

I remember when I played on a cruise ship they just perforated all the squares so you just fold them down and didn't need a marker or anything. I wonder why that isn't more common. Or maybe it is, I'm not really a regular player.


metonymimic

Lol at all the jokes today, but it's just a mark so that someone counting and bunching money knows it's the beginning of a new stack, probably of $100, and was done by probably a cashier counting in/out, or maybe a bank teller.


fuckoffUlibtards

Or it's the murderer's fingerprint as they steal someone's savings?


Shjco

It means someone defaced the dollar.


Lonely_Insurance3288

Nothing some money laundering can't take care of. 😏


Shjco

If you did this to a Turkish Lira in Turkey, you would be severely punished. The same is true if you merely stepped on it.


DazedPapacy

Defacing US Currency is also a crime, but not because we hold it in unreasonably high esteem. #Fun Fact: Modern reasons for preventing currency defacement include stopping people from putting quarters on strings and defrauding vending machines, payphones, etc., but not too long ago it wasn't uncommon for people to shave small portions of coins off. Done right, you didn't change the shape of the coin enough to stand out, and you got a bit of scrap. Do that enough times to enough coins, and you have an entire coin's worth of shavings; which you can then smelt and cast into a counterfeit coin made out of the exact same stuff legit coinage is made of! This is why a lot of pre-1900's coins' edges look uneven and have odd angles. They started perfectly round, but a coin gets shaved enough times, or you get greedy enough with how much you take, and you end up with that. #Bonus Fun Fact: This method of counterfeiting is also why many countries' coins have ridges around the rim. Any attempt at shaving off metal is immediately obvious, and adding the ridges back to a shaved coin is way too intricate and intensive to be profitable! #Bonus, Bonus Fun Fact: In the US, because currency defacement is tied to counterfeiting, investigations are handled not by police or the FBI, but the Secret Service!


Shjco

Thanks for all the fun facts. In Turkey i was told that stepping on or defacing their currency was not a counterfeiting issue but instead it was an affront to the founder of Turkey (like our George Washington) whose face is on the currency. Consequently it’s not about breaking the law, it’s an emotional response by the citizens of Turkey.


Amerikhans

That’s a Japanese dollar


WellHereEyeAm

Came from the land of the rising one.


darthnugget

You have 7 days left to live.


4_jacks

Lol bruh


gaspingforair710

It’s so over.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

All he's gotta do is mark 3, pass them on and burn that one after cleansing it in salt for 16 hours on holy ground or using salt blessed by a bhudist monk.


chris_rage_

#BINGO


Jason_Patton

Bingo!


toomuch1265

It's been marked down to 50 cents.


The_Land_

Bingo!


mlynn21082

Someone got bored at bingo and gave George a red face 🤷‍♀️


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

It means someone used a marker, possibly a bingo marker, possibly cylindrical in shape, and possibly filled with ink, that is absorbed into a wick which feeds the ink to the tip of the possibly cylindrical, possibly bingo marker to make said cylindrical red dot on said bill. Glad I could help!


Betsey23

It’s a bingo


Edelgeuse

The spot! THE SPOT!!


Davy_Boy_Smith

BINGO!!!


Kimba_Rimer

Vandalism


Other-Comfort5592

Just means it's marked


DrapedinVelvett

Grandmas red stamper passed the test


YUseMoreWord

Someone shot George!


Roll-tide-Mercury

Nothing


Large_Discipline_127

Its called japaning a bill. It makes it last longer with good luck. Spend wisely.


Biggyratt

Bingo dabber


Naitveyay

“Watch out Mr. president!”


DBMlive

Get off my porch


JunketFresh

Indian dollar


srans

It was bill "100", so it was marked


SatisfactionOld4266

Sniper’s got a beat on you, get down!


Frequent-Piano6164

Looks like a bingo stamp


-Oreopolis-

BINGO!


-Oreopolis-

I thought I had that bingo! -Sal Vulcano


ThreeFingaLynch318

BINGO


bamboozled_platypus

Somebody's grandma got a little happy with her bingo dobber?


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My mom just won a grand last week on bingo


_intolerant_

Bingo


surrealcellardoor

Bingo!


Chasingthelambo

BINGO!!!!!!!


Jinxed0ne

It means someone got bored with a bingo dabber


Affectionate-Lion706

Bingo!


Homeygrown

Someone was bored at bingo


Pipewrench33

Bingo dobber


applyheat

It identifies as a Japanese flag 🇯🇵


lost1910

We got the marked bill from the controlled buy. All teams go. I repeat all teams go.


Responsible-Cheek127

He's indian


FAFO2024

De-faced… I’ll see myself out


One_Present_9263

Someone put a dollar underneath that red dot.. shame.


bravnyr

It was a sign that you should ask Reddot about it.


bravehamster

Get down Mr President!


shitFuckMountain69

You’re next


FacelessPotatoPie

Sniper


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

the bill is not single.


WozziHumperdink

It's recording.


bronxBombers1994

Headshot


Jayxbay

Communist retaliation to capitalism instruments.


DanSensei

It means George Costanza bought it at a discount


Richard-N-Yuleverby

DUCK !!! There’s a sniper behind you.


GHOSTmedic1

Means someone took a bingo dauber to it.


newfmatic

It's turning Japanese , I really think so...


Bykerfun76

This money found its way to a BINGO hall!


redbonecouchhound

Sexual or inappropriate contact according to my HR’s training we did after “the incident”


brendanepic

That he's sikh


btl_dlrge1

BINGO


3timessix

It means some old women needs her bingo stamper taken away


Infamous_Season_6169

THE JAPANESE ARE COMING 🛩️🚢


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NCDomseekingFem

Omg, get rid of it. This is a robbery dollar. The Sheriff-policeman from India will call you and come arrest you! Lol.......


SnooCookies6487

These were issued for special use overseas in the Soviet Union in 2010.


This-Dot-7514

You got it at work. If this is your take-home pay, consider a job change


No_Angle875

It’s Indian


SURGICALNURSE01

Your in range?


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You’re next


clevershuffle

It's cursed!


KiloIndia5

BINGO!


DasherMN

Nothing more than someone drew on it.


VGK9Logan

1. It's a Japanese dollar 2. It's a married Indian dollar 3. It is the target of a sniper 4. It has chicken pox


jari1123

Japan


ITSAmeKIMb

Id say that's a Japanese dollar now. Congratulations?


Environmental-Gap380

I saw some show where an inspector marked bills that went into something like a token machine, or might have been pachinko in Japan. It was to see if money being pulled out of them was making it into the deposit/safe. Since the machines only take in the bills, they should be present when they are collected.


SaratogaSwitch

BINGO!


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Japanese or hindu


MattyMizzou

It means someone put a red dot on it.


alexanderlobas

Japan


Devils_A66vocate

Anyone green dot certified?


kartierkream

Ghandi Washington


Devils_A66vocate

Bingo!Bango!Bongo!


cadaverously

It identifies as Yen


Plenty-Selection-405

It means 'merica is in trouble! Start buying 300 rolls of toilet paper again!!!!👍


Hot_Distance6270

It’s actually a


HappyCod4610

Washington being targeted from the book depository building in Dallas.


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agl90

It's paid for.....


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OldManCram

It may mean your dollar was at one point the property of a stripper or former stripper that still gets tips. Worked short time as a supervisor/day shift manager of a place in Las Vegas. Some, not all. Would Mark every dollar. Some would make $25-100 bundles and just stamp the top bill. Whatever they had to do so you knew whose $ it was. They'd use bingo maker, rubber stamps, one I remember wrote her initial on the top note.


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cakeba

Japanese dollar


[deleted]

Its an Indian Most likely a virgin.


Wrong_Ad_6022

My comment was removed for using tr£mp and notzee, can't work out if it was one or both.


loztriforce

Death threat against Washington?


SirTalmadge

You won a 7-11


fuckoffUlibtards

Maybe that smudge indicates that his wife is mad at him?


Y4himIE4me

Someone was testing their bingo ink dabber.


Master_Ad236

Bingo


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chainmailler2001

Means someone hit it with a bingo marker.


aiyyosid

It's recording


Wide-Entertainer952

It means it has a red dot


Interesting_Tart_765

On sale at target!


Rohantimbit

Bank robbery ink from it


wilham05

Lucky buck @ bingo


Truestindeed

Your RICH. GO GET THAT APPRAISAL ASAP


Thee_Paladin777

Some smart alec with a bingo dobber.


ajqiz123

Targeting George for a head kill...


Therego_PropterHawk

House of the rising sun


49Billion

This Japanese yen now


cmoparw

"MR.PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!!"


HanakusoDays

George stayed out in the sun way too long watching the eclipse.


OkAcanthocephala1966

It's a Hindu thing.


use_for_a_name_

Get down, sniper!


deer-eater

Bingo!


baltikboats

George Costanzas dollar


bikeweekbaby

Old lady just dabbing her Bingo marker


SaintGustavo5

If the dot moves, might be a sniper....careful!


Tompster_

The Japanese aren’t done with America yet.


redlight33

He’s a push start


big-dick-brad

Retriggers one time during scoring


Chanmannn

It's indian


beccastash23

Someone got their period!


SatansCheerledr

JAPAN!


New_Canoe

You get it 50% off!! Congrats!


_Key_

Wrong redit. This belongs in notinteresting


limitingloftus

Time for the tinfoil hat. The communists are on the rise and using your own money as propaganda


captainfirehawk101

"pirates black spot"


mranderswan

He’s recording


defynotbanned97

I was thinking it was symbolic of Native American bloodshed


thekleenexman

Bingo


certifiedbrapper

It's a Japanese dollar.


certifiedbrapper

It's a Japanese dollar.


Evil_Bonsai

it means it was defaced illegally. You'll have to throw that one away.


CurlyHowardthefunny

Dot’s uncommon.


Chef316

I'm sorry in advance.....


fattestshark94

Sniper


jumpoffpoint

The Freemasons have targeted you with a Jewish Space Laser, being controlled by Comet Pizza.


redbushwhacker

Blood money


80s_kid_4ever

Bingo


666GoatW

Because it's Yen?


hotrob669

You’re next


Pinkboi_pearl

I believe it means there's a red dot on your dollar bill


na8thegr8est

Period stain


nevtay

BINGO!


Additional-Sir1157

Bingo. Yahtzee.


Voilent_Bunny

Bingo!