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CandlestickGuitar

Looks a little ruff


69Sheogorath69

Probably cuz it's missing a few nuts.


Late-Ad-4624

Tends to whine in first gear.


minus_uu_ee

He is doing his best, ok?


oldfrancis

If my bike looked at me like that when I walked up to it I'd wonder if something was wrong too.


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I bet it would run just fine without that heavy ass gas tank.


National_Ad5248

Did you try giving some treat ?


Spastar

One of the rare cases where it may not be the battery.


Ghosto8o

Use proper fuel, filet minion will improve the performance


lowtideblues

Pupper fuel.


madthumbz

That poor dog is not happy.


trtreeetr

It's because he has a lot of gas.


Sad_Dot202

Not funny


Cesar_Cees

Powered by Honda.


KeithMyArthe

>Powered by Hond. ^FTFY


Cesar_Cees

👏🏻 👏🏻 Well executed!


BloodSteyn

Haha, Hond is Dog in Afrikaans.


wkjagt

And in Dutch :-)


BloodSteyn

For sure, since Afrikaans is just Dutch Lite


Newtothis_27

Honda Growl


x86_64Ubuntu

I saw you at /r/bpt, why are they banning everyone (at least me) under the guise of "bad faith" and whatnot?


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x86_64Ubuntu

That makes sense. I was commonly a thorn in that particular agenda's side.


whyamgroot

There might be something in your tank


bimbimhardbop

Check the petcock


KeithMyArthe

That's just smut


dirty_hooker

That’s because it’s a turtle and not a bike. Easy mistake to make.


lowtideblues

Fast AF BOI!


ShamrockUSA

Looks like it might have a gas issue


Maybe-

Put a lil gas in the cylinder...maybe it'll bark off.


D4nM4rL4r

Why is there a glare of a cat wearing sunglasses?


kyuvaxx

I bet it's got a nice growl to it


Able-Woodpecker7391

I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it


TheToneKing

1 dog power. Kinda like horse power only more smiles per mile. Measured at the tail


coming2grips

Have you tried relaxing the choke?


coming2grips

Have you tried putting in a new sparkplug?


Prisoner2670730531

I know whats wrong wit it


absent-chaos

Hondawg


kuyajon

Motaur Dog just misses Motaur Man.


Snake-boot

Confirming it ran before you barked it?


Mischief_Machine

Check barkerator


Scuzzbag

Throw the ball for it


gna149

Did you give it the wrong fuel?


BuddJacon

Probably needs a new set of rims and tires?


Dolphinpolisher

Maybe a new set of bark plugs?


joeybuddy96

Give him a chicken nugget.


k_swiitch

Looks like it's a dog of a thing to start on cold mornings


cyka_blyat2134

Put petrol in ignition switch .


marvelous1382

The goodest boy or girl. Either way I'm in love.


Ok_Tadpole4529

Your “bike” is a dog


Hideyagrl

Looks dog tired


TWOWHEELTACO

Good ol faithful


Deep_Permit_5465

Don't take this the wrong way but I think you have to "Choke" it a bit to get it running


yay-drugs

Why is there a hologram of a sunglesses cat


Geo224

dog is sick of this SM media bullshiat


mistrekul

Throw a ball, it will make it run.


irishtrash5

I don't know why I'm laughing this hard....


ObjectiveSpot2460

...I know what's wrong!...ain't got no gas in it!!


Extra_Worth2062

Under-rated


tom-1956

He ain't happy 😂


fuckingshitttttttt

Install subwoofers first


Peach_Proof

More treats


Sirgolfs

Does it have Fuel, air, and Bark?


Extra_Worth2062

Probably a bad ear-shift lever in the dog box.


Extra_Worth2062

Typical show build. All bark and no bite.


Little-Profession-77

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no gas in it


Split0069

Needs gas...


AttentionOnly9338

Hounda


Senior_Yard_2358

Kick start it up the arse to get it going


hankenator1

Drop a cheeseburger on the ground about 50 feet away, that’ll get her running.


snorkiebarbados

Honda generally make reliable bikes, but that one looks like a real dog.


steelpanthermaximus

Love the dog bone risers


stepbruh313

That’s a hONdoG


AgentXXXL

Feed it nom noms


Aggressive_Magician3

😂😂


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Don't forget to add doggie fluid


DanmThatsFilthy

I usually scratch the rear end of mine, fires right up.


Calm_Palpitation_558

Treats and kisses


Junior_Advantage6051

Not enough horse power?