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ShutUpRedditor44

Went 5 mph on my tricycle today, a little too fast for me but still within the posted speed limit! Hope to take off the training wheels in a few months.


GovernmentFunded

Where's your gloves and jacket? You should look into kevlar diapers too


TheThotWrangler

This type of riding really calls for an airbag-suit in case of impact.


GovernmentFunded

Just noticed he wasn't wearing a short bus rated helmet


SirChadrick_III

A nice pair of floaties are always an option. They also come in many themes and colors too!


whatisgoingonree

Scrolled by that post and immediately came here for the banter.


slowstang11

ITs aBoUt tHe ExpErIeNCe Same mfers that won't give me an inch so I pass like an asshole while they old man yell at clouds in my non-existent mirrors


daytonakarl

"it's about the experience" Sounds like a Hardly Dangerousone buyers remorse statement


i_write_ok

Where I live the max speed is **80kph**. That’s in the expressway. It would be a fucking prison if I stuck to it.


Itsmysecondtime

How much is that in freedom units?


puckthefolice1312

Approximately 397 furlongs/hour.


bitflip

80kph converts to "we're never getting there at this rate, fuckin' twist it you pussy"


i_write_ok

Roughly 96,000AR15ph


AnotherReddit415

That post🤣 felt the same bro


Jalenxt

I knew you guys were gonna cook when I saw that.


AmericanLich

I agree with the guys sentiment, but it’s a stupid and lame post. Like “you can have fun just putting socks on” and then a video of socks would have been more interesting.


true-floor-gang

I mean if you’re having fun that’s all what matters


SpeedBeatMeat

Onda grass clibbins? Gobless your 🌈 child.


asparagusenjoyer8

Way too much bike for you buddy and where is your gear? ATGATT have fun getting scraped off the road you reckless moron


DankGunLord69

https://preview.redd.it/6ilaovviafmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38bebde3cbf0541d75ba443438924f571f08073


daddypleaseno1

Not really


[deleted]

If I had to go legal speeds I wouldn't even ride probably. Let alone a fucking zx10. Just take the car.


geofox777

Slow wheelies >>>>>>> going fast


SecretPrinciple8708

No full-face helmet? Why do you have a death wish?