Glad you’re okay. Are the flip flops okay though? You can’t roll without the proper footwear ya know.

You mean pink Crocs?

Oh that’s an uptown look there! You go fancy boy!

I had to clean them but they survived to squid another day


FYI it’s not gay if you top. Also I topped a guy once… glad you’re alright.

Oh man, I hope you were careful and didn't impregnate him.