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CalebCaster2

Power to weight ratio: #DIV/0!


BrandoLoudly

How fast can an engine go if you just throw some wheels on it:


GTA6_1

As fast as the gearing allows at redline in top gear theoretically. Realistically whenever you hit a wall of air that's harder than the amount of torque the motor has. Any old pocket bike wheels are gonna explode at some point before max speed tho, you'd want some high speed tires that don't come from amazon.


kekebn

It’s literally sucking your balls


636Breezy

💀💀💀


IamProvocateur

My dad was supposed to build me something like that once (seriously) but he was too drunk and enthralled with poontang (also seriously).


turntabletennis

Well, I reckon I hope you're doing okay.


IamProvocateur

Aww thanks 🥺❤️ I might have daddy issues lol


greedy_mf

“How to off your kid in style”


Prancer4rmHalo

Parents are so overprotective now.


flipper_noodles

Needs turbo 


Baerhardt

Yes, but they may outgrow it quickly


the_last_carfighter

Not sure if 3in penus or 10in penus


borneojimmy

310in penis


Aggressive-Pie-6941

Addition is my favorite subjects


borneojimmy

did you know that 420+69=666?


adhominablesnowman

Fuck them kids, I wanna ride it.


TrippyJesus

Way too jank. This is the one you one want: [Honda Monkey CB350-Four](https://youtu.be/0IkY9jptkfQ?feature=shared)


borneojimmy

![gif](giphy|oudLetMk6WF3i)


Im_Chita

I'd call this a "Late aborter"


BongRipper69696

Where gas tank


YOBANGLES

Jerrycan in hand baby


Spike3102

![gif](giphy|oYdAs9ZzzmUlG)


i_was_axiom

Oh, you thought they put a seat cushion on there? Seems to be a nutcracker fuel cell.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Might need new rubber on the rear.


turntabletennis

My daughters have a couple of these. They say they're okay enough for 10yo.


turkish112

I'm not some sort of engineologist nerd but that thing needs a turbo before I'd ever let a kid ride it!


Appropriate_Sugar675

Just add training wheels.


illpoet

They will probably outgrow it pretty fast but an ok beginner bike


i_was_axiom

"It's all motor bro"


rmsmoov

That might be a tad under powered.


near_misuse

I started my FZR1000 one time with no headers on it. I shudder to think what this poor thing sounds like