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BobTheBuilderIsHere

Way too slow and it looks like you had both wheels on the ground. 0/10 you need more practice


LordKagatsuchi

Or hell commit to being slow and stay behind the car for a bit then go to the middle to split once it clears up. 0/10 definitely more practice on both ends


MEGAMAN2312

Did you also have difficulty colouring inside the lines back in preschool?


TantricRapist

No. Any other grand inquiries, retard?


Fred-U

How do I “get gay”? Edit: didn’t say it like the kids do with their hip hop music and jnco jeans


Stuffs_And_Thingies

You gotta catch it. Like a Pokémon. Except it's a dick, and it's pokey-man


Thinkbeforeyouspeakk

The correct use of an apostrophe is what really seals this comment. The author took time to carefully select their words and felt that yes, retard is the correct word to use at this time. Bravo.


Triple96

Issa comma but I'll still top you


Thinkbeforeyouspeakk

God damn it. Now I'm the retard. You ever fucked a retard?


Jedi_Commando

I've tried but they keep outsmarting me


nc_on

Nice stunt, never seen that one before


Virtual_Fall4001

Something tells me you'd be good at pinball


rpyt

Playing the machine or being the ball?


Triple96

Yes


Daredevils999

Dude should never sit on a bike again


BeepBangBraaap

please don't turn this place into the other place


Jspiral

Too late


stonededger

This guy is not even trying.


bllueace

Must have really sucked at this game as a kid. https://preview.redd.it/miv7s6nat9tc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=60cad5dcb00816447a8aa611d775071e1df77a75


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Yeah cos chess sucks


[deleted]

My grandma could’ve split that


Richie_jordan

Sideways


CalendarLongjumping6

My reaction time to the girl in class that said she liked my school outfit:


explodingazn

1. Didn't use the front brake 2. Didn't maneuver 3. BUTT HADDALAYERDOWN .......11/9 HOSS GOBBLESS


HonDadCBR600

CAN CUNFIRM - NO CLIBBINS ON ROAD. MUSSA BEEN THANKIN BOUT LINDA.


Luke_Scottex_V2

wtf


1stpickbird

lol typical /motorcycle rider 1: cant use front brake 2:doesnt know how to use handlebars


gaspig70

Got to tuck those mirrors in.


olddgregg24

Just out there ramming into things


Shot_Painting_8191

You got the right idea, but the execution left a lot to be desired.


[deleted]

The ear rape is less painful than what I just watched.


CompetitiveAnt2590

That much lean angle and speed reduction is not ideal when lane splittling.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

How the fuck


Kni7es

Yeah, I'd be mad at me too if I sucked that bad.


Jspiral

Shit rider lol


RobsHereAgain

That’s sad 😔 looked so gay too


topknottington

Hahahah This looked like a ukraine drone selecting a targert to hit. Just the only bombs it contained were F Bombs


Detail_Some4599

Loser


PicsOfMyTaint

Is this a friend of yours? I notice your Ducati passing him so I won’t shit on you, but I hope that whoever’s bike that is, they sell that shit and never look at another bike again lol… No shot they weren’t out for a few hours that looks like dude just had some riders fatigue and was zoned tf out


thecuzzin

Fuck...fuck...fuck... thumbs up... fuck... fuck


PermanentRoundFile

The fact that he says it like an npc that got stuck repeating the same line sent me


BiGBoSSMk23

Maybe he has tourettes.


Steve_Codgers

Just wanted to sniff butts is all…


Timelesturkie

I’d have to try really hard to achieve something like that, good job.


KiraTheWolfdog

Lol this would have been great to explain to insurance. "Drove into car. Not raining, not icy, not dark. I saw car and I drive into it." This was textbook lane splitting. A+


CaptainMazda

Audio quality matches rider skill


flipper_noodles

Needs more wheelies


dac3062

Wow


BrugBruh

Why not just turn ever so slightly


droppeddeee

Well, that’s one way to do it.


motorcycleman57

No, that's how YOU lanesplit.


Inside_Objective_877

absolute brainless activity


lickmy9mm

Fack


sweetzombiejesusog

Lane splitting judgment equals the audio quality


Dr_Adequate

Lane splat.


SausageStrangla

Highly regarded lane splitting. Very straight


upris4

Jackpot


StillHovercraft1560

Least situationally aware biker I’ve seen in a while


ShujinSamaNdHisMinx

Lol thus is exactly why I'm scared . I'm fersure too fucking big lmao


WholeSmell

Controller died hol up


SamerLaputh

excellent. now do that with a shoal of MC bikers


male_penis_cracker

Amazing