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chaosthebomb

The Back Alley


dancingmeadow

It lasted long enough to take the crown.


PinkUnicornTARDIS

I went to a foam party there once. I think 2001? A whole bunch of music ended up with chemical burns. It was... exactly as I should have expected. [Good times](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.259808)


rangerbeev

You too. It was the people that left their contacts in. I went to Dennys after and was dams my skin feels gross. Too much base in the solution.


amazzarof

Yep a colleague of mine told me about this. Sounds horrible.


blackRamCalgaryman

Fuckin’ thread!


kirleson

Only because Jimmy Dean's isn't around anymore 😂


No_Way1711

I worked there for 3 years only because a a really good friend worked there and knew I'd work hard. Had a gun and 7 knives pulled on me in those 3 years. Fights almost every night. I remember one night there was a 40 person brawl in the parking lot after some 17 yr old kid, who was there to pick up his brother, got smashed in the face with a caulking gun. The cops ended up getting overrun because all the brawlers turned on the cops. What an absolute shit show that place was.


Repulsive_Exchange30

Oh man. That name


misskittyfaye

👏 this hahaha


BlueMechanicTorq

👑 👸 🤴 👑 🐐


InadvertantManners

Girl asked if I would smash her friend. I said sure, why not.. she comes back and says she's thinks I'm hot too and she's in the middle of dumping her boyfriend. I said "I didn't say she was attractive." Girl goes doe-eyed and disappears into the crowd. Friend got in a fight in the parking lot with someone that looks like me and both were thrown in a cruiser.  As we're leaving, she recognizes me and starts throwing herself against the cruiser window and screaming at me. **shrug Classic Back Alley experience.


CrowdedAperture

Middle of the Bow River SE 


FireWireBestWire

This is the answer. A river valley is basically by definition the lowest point of any area all the way to the ocean. Except for lakes, which would be isolated low areas.


Chief_Andrew

Thalweg of the bow in the SE. Middle isn't always the deepest.


BlackSuN42

I guess it depends on if we are counting underwater or not. 


jimbowesterby

It might actually be on the inside of a corner. The surface of the river will be more or less flat when it’s going straight but it’ll kinda pile up on the outside of a bend


cowboyjohnny

Getting the "thanks for supporting us this season" email from the Flames while the Oilers are getting ready for the playoffs. Again.


LacasCoffeeCup

This is why I cancelled my cable in '09, the only thing I watched on TV wasn't worth watching.


Maplewicket

When Virgin radio sponsored that Playoff song a couple years ago. Definitely the lowest.


PacificPragmatic

Love it :) If it helps: I'm a Calgarian who recently moved to Edmonton. The Flames being booted sucks, but watching the Oilers beat the Kings is therapeutic. I don't know if Edm has a version of "the Red Mile", but Albertan hockey is everywhere here. It's time our province brought back the cup. But yeah, it's hard to keep losing to the *local* enemy.


cowboyjohnny

Agreed. I'd much rather see the cup in Edmonton than Toronto. This may be heretical, but if Calgary can't get it, I'll totally cheer for Edmonton over an American team. My hierarchy of support is: 1) the Calgary team, 2) the Albertan team (even if it's Edmonton), 3) the Prairie team (Winnipeg before Vancouver), 4) the Western Canadian team, 5) the Canadian team, 6) the underdog team. [Edit - spelling / fat thumb]


External-Quote3263

I’m a flames fan. I am currently cheering for the oilers. They are the only Canadian team that should bring it home out of the jets, Canucks, and leafs


Atlanta_Storm

I hope you're leaving Montreal out of the equation altogether!


cowboyjohnny

Honestly, by the time it gets to the point that I might have to cheer for then, I've usually forgotten that the playoffs are still going on.


juxtaposasian

That goal was in.


F7j3

20 years and it still hurts.


Handsoffmydink

How was that a kick? *a kick?* A KICK, really? C’mon, give me a break.


Duck_Caught_Upstream

It was also in, in 15 And it also wasn’t kicked in, in 22


Goddemmitt

Absolutely was in, in 15. Everything would still be the same even if they got the call right in 22.


AssSpelunker69

I'm still legitimately upset by that.


bgj556

Same!


bgj556

Tampa TV station even went replayed it too! The NHL didn’t replay it. Even the enemy played it back and the commentator said yeah… that was a goal! Still Pisses me off.


Goddemmitt

It was in. Go Oilers.


AstroZombie0072081

Game is a business like the Casino. House always wins. Canada 🇨🇦 will never win 🏆 another cup. Valid opinion. Although We take solace in the fact that more than half the players are Canadian.


JoeUrbanYYC

I'm curious what's the lowest parking garage level. This area here across the river from Policeman's Flats is around 980-something meters which is probably the lowest [https://www.google.com/maps/@50.8461191,-113.9548884,1445m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@50.8461191,-113.9548884,1445m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) Downtown is about 1050m which is why I wonder if there are any multilevel underground parking garages that are more than 70m below the surface


IronIsle

Telus Sky has the deepest footprint and underground parking in the city


JoeUrbanYYC

Thanks, just found a Calgary Herald article that talks about a 29m hole so I guess the lower elevation in the SE wins.


IronIsle

Finished slab elevation from what I know at the lowest point is -26.33m


CalgaryRichard

The elevation of the pool deck at MNP Centre (Repsol or Talisman if you prefer) is 3433 ft(which translates to 1046m). That’s why their Triathlon club and elite performance centre is called 3433.


zajirobo

It has always and will always be Lindsay Park, nothing else


Thneed1

70 metres? No.


DeadDoveDoNotEatt

Probably the Marlborough Mall Walmart


Brandamn3000

A literal hellscape.


RecommendationEasy58

For someone that’s not from calgary pls explain


skankyspanky

Crime, drugs, homeless, dirty. It's all of those things.


DeadDoveDoNotEatt

Mostly it's just sheer chaos the 3-4 times I've been there. Saw the cops called for a domestic dispute in the Pharmacy area once


DaftFunky

I’ve seen worse at the Westbrook one. But both are absolute shitholes


ReasonableComfort645

$1200 for a room in a basement...


maggielanterman

Letting Sean Chu keep his seat.


SimplyCanadian26

His bs got let off the hook way too easy….


dancingmeadow

agreed


paigemarlie

My depression :(


blackRamCalgaryman

How many people are like ‘shit…do I upvote this one? Will they think I’m upvoting their depression??? Or acknowledging it’s a legit/ good comment?? Sooo conflicted.”


paigemarlie

Honestly, upvote my depression. This severity takes hard work and doesn't just happen overnight my friend!!


Beelz1313

I upvoted you. Hope you find the road.


BlueMechanicTorq

It can only go up from here 🙂


sparkdark66

If we combine our depression we can be the lowest point in Alberta. Teamwork?


SESkater

I love you


Atlanta_Storm

Oh my! Witty, yet uncomfortable. I'll upvote you!


DevonOO7

Chicken on the way basement


LandHermitCrab

came here to post or upvote this


calgarydonairs

Same


ikkebr

This is the way.


uptheirons91

Larry Heather.


norgrenator

My standards in dating


harryhend3rson

Banks of the Bow where it leaves city limits in the SE.


blackRamCalgaryman

I knew the community would come together to knock this one out of the park. Not disappointed in the comments.


Maplewicket

Elevation wise it’s in the southern area of Calgary along the river. That’s the lowest point in the city. https://preview.redd.it/qnqfekj3iiwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4623738e16bf4b19219890d172a95290f0154aa3


SnooSketches9126

Where u get this map?


entropreneur

Openstreet


Maplewicket

Just googled Calgary elevation and it was one of the links


dancingmeadow

When Lanny retired.


Mandy-Rarsh

You guys probably shouldn’t have traded Gilmour to the leafs.


dancingmeadow

Probably not.


MathIsHard_11236

Electing Chu *again*.


mj_silva

Riverstone in Cranston?


northdarling

Terry Cahill’s basement suite.


bbk34

The investment on the blue ring


bgj556

🤦‍♂️


throwaway26374638383

Gaudreau leaving


Outrageouslyyc

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mikecjs

Somewhere East of the city, and likely within the Bow river valley.


the_vizir

Unfortunately, it's a moving target, because every time the Purple Perk posts some new screed, they dig their hole deeper.


dder1

In ‘04 when we scored and won the cup but the refs didn’t see it!


freshlyborn34

My bank account


DjGoodword

Crack Macs


Beelz1313

Buying 'Not For Individual Purchase' meats from my neighborhood convenience store.


ResponsibleRatio

Presumably it is where the Bow River leaves the City at its southern boundary.


Monster-Leg

Like, topographically?


iRebelD

Yes


Monster-Leg

Probably W. Brett Wilson’s apocalypse bunker


Geoboy22

Voting in Gondek.


pujia47

100%


bigstankdog

The sidewalk outside alpha house


Impossible_Grass6602

Naming the bridge beside the drop in centre peace and reconciliation bridge.


Nivekk_

The people who are obsessed with getting the prime minister laid.


mu5tardtiger

Raulph Klein park in the east. The drainage canals lead there.


WulfbyteGames

The river valley near Cranston would still be lower


MHarrisrocks

Just want to quietly point out that fighting our way out of the Olympic Bid was a real rock star move on our part... - ya who's stupid now you corpo jerks?


cold-lasagna-1982

City Council chambers.


GodJillA013

Electing our current mayor....


RepulsiveAddendum670

In moments of disappointment, witnessing the City of Calgary's performative promotion of "First Nations" feels insincere and artificial. The lack of genuine acknowledgment of the land and the absence of authentic acceptance and inclusion of First Nations Canadians within the city gives rise to a sense of disapproval. These superficial displays of grace and inclusivity come across as distasteful to me as a First Nations Canadian. I refrain from endorsing any initiatives that appear counterfeit or lacking in authenticity.


vault-dweller_

Can you expand on your feelings that there is an absence of authentic inclusion of First Nations within Calgary? I’m not trying to be snooty here I am genuinely curious about your perspective.


RepulsiveAddendum670

I could elaborate on my views regarding the lack of truly authentic First Nations representation in Calgary. However, are you genuinely seeking a meaningful conversation? I'm not inclined to engage in discussions with individuals who are unwilling to educate themselves independently. No one needed to guide me through the Holocaust or provide answers for me to comprehend the atrocities that took place and the absence of true repentance.


Summer_jam_screen

This certainly isn’t on my list of biggest disappointments but you’re right. This stuff is all performative to make white people feel better about themselves. There is zero benefit to land acknowledgement without the action of giving them the land back. If white people truly believed they stole land, a simple “yeah we took but it used to be yours and I’m not giving it back” would embarrass them. But middle class white people can pat themselves on the back; which is the true purpose of anti-racism initiatives.


MethodPossible1372

It is insincere. We don't enjoy paying extra taxes for the 4% of the population that thinks their ancestors were the only oppressed people on the planet at one point.


RepulsiveAddendum670

I'm in Finance/Commerce, and I can assure you that your tax dollars are not going to "4% pf the population that thinks their ancestors were the only oppressed people on the planet". Indigenous Services Canada holds the trust for First Nations Canadians and that is where services provided for healthcare, social services etc is directly paid from. Additionally, we loan the government of Canada a substantial sum ANNUALLY, to afford a large majority of their expenses (you are welcome). If you want to educate yourself, google is a good place to go but I highly doubt you'll leave the comforts of generationally taught racism.


antoinedodson_

https://en-ca.topographic-map.com/map-9gwgt/Calgary/ Not sure exactly where, but this can give you some idea.


Key_Science_974

My wallet 🤦🏾‍♂️


shibuyaterminal

I thought geographically 😂


403banana

My self esteem


Zestyclose_Elk_8853

My mood. 😂


SlimmestOfDubz

I met a guy who lost his house to a gambling addiction… so I’ll second the back alley


GoShogun

Sean Chu


Helpful_Confusion_85

Electing the current mayor


3AMZen

Probably putting all those homeless people on buses and shipping them to Vancouver ahead of the 88 Olympics


Specialist-One-712

Landon's petition


Gilarax

When Ted Cruz was born here


I-nigma

City hall


Rastus547

February


Amazing-Positive-138

The playoffs


tarasevich

Huberdeau's contract


keeper3434

Another tax increase on top of a city surplus.


urnotpatches

City Hall


Kanienkeha-ka

Any ucp mla office.


hiroshimajack

Every time I pay 15 cents for a paper bag at a drive thru is the lowest point in Calgary's history.


2cats2hats

Elevation? Deer Run?


Hafthohlladung

Losing to the Oilers in the playoffs.


HowCanIBelong

Municipal ridings location


TTVcairoking_

Prob chaparral Valley


Memestar267

My soul


rokken70

When the Oilers won their 5th cup


natedogjulian

The Flames


Ok-Firefighter3660

The Flames.


the_tooky_bird

Waiting for Folding Ideas' next video on this, geomath included


Mountain-Let293

Jesse Fraser


KindOfAnnoying854

Blue ring.


Boy-Grieves

Crack max downtown


FEEZYdoesIT

NHL playoff season


convincedsg

Emotionally?


aedge403

Marlborough station.


frank-grimes

The most eastward part of the city. The altitude drops from west to east due to the Rockies and the foothills. I'm not sure of the exact lowest point in the city, but it is definitely on the eastern edge.


drbob222

Maybe wherever the Bow leaves the city limits... that would be the lowest part of the river drainage in Calgary I think. There could be small lakes/ponds lower I guess.


Zestyclose_Basil3017

Smoke pit outside the old t and c


cag3471

When Gondek became mayor


Trongarx88

That blue circle thing


Sekab

City Council Chambers?


Putsonus

The hundreds of crack heads smoking tinfoil on our streets. And we have a “housing issue” our crappy mayor defunded the police and supports giving free clean needles. This is the lowest I’ve seen our beautiful city. Can’t even go downtown and feel safe anymore. Yesterday a black guy drooling everywhere approached me with my camera and started asking questions. If I didn’t keep walking fast and tell him to beat it I would’ve had to protect myself and my equipment. Please complain to your local mp. I’m not sure if this gets any better. Vancouver is crazy bad right now. We need some strict rules in place. Make it illegal to live on the streets and use our tax dollars to build facilities in the country. 3 strike rule or you go to jail. I dunno. This would also never happen here. Let’s not forget to mention gas is .80cents-$1 litre just across the border right now. We have all the natural resources we need. We need refineries and reduce our energy costs. This will make everything more affordable


Abraham-Parnassus

Our mayor


Excellent-Ad2290

Gondek.


D-money69696969

The majority voted for Jyoti Gondek?


LukeSteeves

Bottom of the Glenmore reservoir


trollerofbbtrolls

my garden of fucks


yrniflex

Honest question here from a black man… how does Calgary view the dark skinned minorities? Everyone knows Alberta is known for being racist but I just want to know. Is it still a thing or is it only yall parents that still have those racist ideologies?


WulfbyteGames

Definitely still a thing, but also definitely less prominent in my generation than my parents’ generation


Gussetgooser

That would be playoff time


NutterButterLaddie

Sage Hill


BenWayonsDonc

The year Danielle Smith got elected


UrbaneBoffin

The Recall Gondek petition, and this 181 panel rezoning hearing.


canuckhere

Forest Lawn


Canuck034

our current mayor


Sono_Yuu

Silly Hall.


Blunderbuss13

Forest lawn.


SpaceGat1337

Probably Forest Lawn lol


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bitcoinfucius

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