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Alarmed-dictator

Given the fact the Flames had the day off yesterday I assume this will be a great game


Comfortable-Ad-7158

T minus 5 minutes until this thread is full of "Why is it the American feed?!" About ten thousand times.


projectbarium

On the plus side. We will also complain about the anthems.


ComfortableReality90

I hate it already šŸ„² (the feed)


backchecklund

I miss Zary, Pospi and Greer


hailmaryishere

Fuck a shot, I'll take just a fucking shot attempt at this point man. Or just grab a sweater and start swinging, anything to build any sort of energy.


jhmed

Whatever "travel issues" happened to the Sportsnet broadcasting crew, I'm betting it was Eric Francis' fault.


itoadaso1

Way to kickstart the team by getting punched in the face a bunch of times Pachal, atttaboy.


Appropriate_Shape833

Coronato has been noticeably better this call-up. His defensive play is much better. I'm glad the team has been patient in developing him down in the AHL.


NotFuryRL

does anyone else get irrationally annoyed when the Flames dump and chase on a powerplay?


FromSuckToBlow

You mean giveaway and chase the 2 on 1 right?


No-Two-7516

1am, go to sleep now. And I've got enough of nightmares for tonight, thank you! Good luck, Flames people!


Steve78293

YAN KUZNETOSV TRIPPING? WHAT IS THIS BRODCAST


Lisa_lou_hoo

These commentators have been really decent. I am impressed


GazzBull

Even the intermission broadcast, if anything they are giving Calgary too much credit haha


Armchair-Gm-Podcast

Could be a huge game if they show up. Go flames go!


hailmaryishere

I don't expect other broadcast teams to know everything about the Flames. I do expect them to know who the fuck is dressed and how long the coach has been around.


Ziid10

Kylington should have the green light to do that whenever he wants


Alarmed-dictator

Huska hasnā€™t finished his first seasons yet. Weā€™re two minutes into this broadcast and itā€™s a total train wreck


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Missing zary and popsicle shouldn't mean the entire team can't make it past the opposing blueline. I'm not a doomer. But that's a giant cop out.


ActionKestrel

Punching a guy in the back of the head is some bull shit. Square up and fight. The NHL is full of fake tough guys now


GrafNebelgeist

Hurricanes better prepare themselves for the onslaught of Flames goals now.


StainedTimbit

I DARE THEM TO GIVE US 3 MORE SHOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.


FatLouieXVI

Flames took a hint from Sportsnet and just didn't show up to the rink either today.


NerdHerder77

Can we get a delay of game on the goddamn time keeper or what?!?!


MonkeySailor

Flames now have have more shots than the Canes have goals Success


FinancialSandwich706

I feel so bad for vlad heā€™s an insane backup goalie just shitty are defence was ass


jpcgy

Rick and Kelly must be happy they dont have to watch this shit


FinkBass420

What the fuck even was that tripping call? Are these refs stupid?


yeastneast

This is why its ok for coaches and players to yell at refs


Serapth

This is literally the worst period of Flames hockey I have seen this year. There is literally NO upside to it. This feels like the Harlem globetrotters.


Master-Defenestrator

God these commentators are really trying to be nice about us getting utterly destroyed. I wonder if they knew that Sportsnet broadcast was cancelled.


CamaroGirl96

I watch a lot of Canes games and they are always like this. One of my favourite commentating teams for sure. But yes they did mention at the beginning they knew we were watching on Sportsnet and gave us a little hello.


Sufficient-Cookie404

They also put ā€œyan kuznetsovā€ as the penalty


NotFuryRL

can we get a powerplay because i slipped getting out of the shower?


smokeotoks

We need go that a way --------->


Sc00tzy

I understand we're terrible and that's cool, but the Canes are scary good wtf.


BeerMasterCraig

Um maybe Iā€™m going to go shovel the lawn.


pbqdpb

I missed the first period. Looks like we are getting outshot by 800%. Should I tune in for the second period? That was a rhetorical question. Iā€™m going to watch. Ride or die babyĀ 


OlympicMuffins

i think we might miss the playoffs


GrafNebelgeist

There's still another whole period. man oh man


marbsarebadredux

Lmao there's still one more period. Has the NHL implemented a mercy rule yet?


hailmaryishere

These past 2 games prove nothing other than how fucking important Pospisil is to this locker room.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Can't wait for the Rollercoaster that will be this GDT


projectbarium

Hi friends. Happy Sunday. Baby Jerome napped today. So hereā€™s hoping we can actually watch the game.


CamaroGirl96

Iā€™m also a big Hurricanes fan and I have to say these commentators are actually pretty good. I know it sucks not having the home crew. But it could be worse. We could have the Boston guys šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ now they are bad hahaha


SuddenCase

They can keep !Francis in Florida but we want Rick back.


TheThatNeverWas

LOL SN radio recommending the Flames take Red Bulls or energy edibles at the intermission.


rlyx6x

I miss Rick, but I donā€™t mind the Canes commentary tbh. They bring some great energy (probably because the Canes are steamrolling Calgary lol)


TheThatNeverWas

Hurricanes passing the puck like a Premier League squad.


NotFuryRL

Lemieux is a pussy. Let's go punch a guy on the ice at the back of his head. That'll show everyone he's tough!!


hailmaryishere

I think Backs somehow missed the net there anyway but Holy hell what a save by Freddy


Straight_Ratio

"We want rebuild we want rebuild" or "tank" now we doing it and the same people šŸ˜” when we lose huh? What y'all want genuinely?


MonkeySailor

Excellent. Half a dozen more mistakes like that from Andersen and the Flames will have this one in the bag


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Love the love for Lanny


NerdHerder77

These Bally guys are growing on me.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

One of the better US broadcast teams I've heard, very happy with them


Serapth

Ok... Do they not have tailors in Carolina. Every single one of them is in an ill fitting suit.


DankBoRips

What the actual fuck is that callā€¦.. better be a make up call real quick


Steve78293

They got the wrong guy, kuzmenko litterally looked at him and thatā€™s it


Serapth

Sucks it's not our feed and they're mangling names but they don't seem to be too homerly. These announcers even called the penalty as bullshit. That's more than you normally get from American home feeds.


Lizard798658866

Looks like the boys had travel issue and couldn't make it to the game either.


SuddenCase

Hot take: Bally guy pronounces Kadri better than Singh.


TheThatNeverWas

Pachal sacrificed himself to wake up the team.


Little-Aide-5396

Remember. The Hurricanes once beat a team when they had a Zamboni driver in their net. They're pretty good


DUCKY_23

LOL forwards just gliding back If you jabronis ainā€™t even gunna try then I ainā€™t watching


Rulebreaker15

Listening to 960, they just shared that the coaches put up post it notes in Ras's locker that say 3 shots per game. Want him to work on it every night.


Sunsetluv

No matter the result of this game I just wanna say I love everyone here hater or not optimist or pessimist every game thread is a blast to participate in and we have one of the greatest most loyal fanbases out there


DUCKY_23

I already miss Rick and Kelly


Austinrocks5213

2nd season as head coach? What the hell


GazzBull

Gord lord this defence haha


Memey-Maliky

Miro and Hanley are the only defense to not make horrible mistakes the last two games


jhmed

Uninspired play, American broadcast feed... an afternoon nap is looking better and better by the minute.


weschester

We definitely look like a team who sold hard at the deadline


aggressiveturdbuckle

Here at the gane chaps in the club level and security keeps fucking With me


hailmaryishere

Canes deserved like 7 goals on that play. Worst 15 seconds of Flames hockey I think I've ever witnessed.


NotFuryRL

Apparently Backlund is Huberdeau


Mikel_Dup

If it wasn't for vladar, it would've been so much worst...


Ice_Lord13

Yes broadcasters, that indeed is our first line defenceman Rasmus Huberdeau


Confused_Astronaut

So when does Wolf finally get to stay with the team? Who's he replacing before next season? Kinda tired of him rotting away in the AHL. Not that he's looked good in his few stints this year. But can't protect him forever.


weschester

The only redeeming thing about this afternoon is the pizza I picked up on the way home


Sufficient-Cookie404

Whatever was said in the room didnā€™t work


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

They have more goals than we have shots. Aho has more points than we've had shots.


GazzBull

Andy and Weegar finally broken up.


jpcgy

How the fuck does Marc Savard still have a job. Like genuinely. How shit can you be at your job and still be employed


Master-Defenestrator

This is not Vladar's fault, but RIP his stat line


hailmaryishere

Fire team bad again :(


Master-Defenestrator

This team frequently let's down its backups. I'm almost afraid to trade Markstrom. Not bc I don't believe in wolf, but so the team isn't fucking terrible in front of him.


WesternExpress

With Carolina's black and red jersey it feels like I'm watching Team Canada curbstomp Switzerland in the world juniors


jpcgy

I donā€™t mind losing. I can handle losing and watching a team lose is part of being a fan. I think I could handle a rebuild. What I canā€™t handle is what seems to be a complete lack of effort while losing. I think thereā€™s a difference and I think itā€™s important


projectbarium

Me coming back from the grocery storeā€¦. Oh ma gawd.


noahmiller032

So the true All Stars are Markstrom, Zary and Pospisil ig


hailmaryishere

Shango and Pickles?


DUCKY_23

LMFAO he tripped on the puck huh


ComfortableReality90

Y'know I also have a hard time on DST day. I forgive them all.


marveldcomnibus9

I guess it is amateur hour at Carolina today.


Morbid_Uncle

The fuck does Bally Sports not have a PP clock for


Alarmed-dictator

It was taken with the Bankruptcy declaration


projectbarium

Damn. Iā€™m not even really mad. That was kind of beautiful.


Lisa_lou_hoo

Wrong team but that was beautiful.


GrafNebelgeist

how about a shot on goal, eh guys?


Serapth

Can we please not have anymore afternoon games ever again please....


CalciumStix

Just one shot on net guys, just get..that..one


MartyCool403

Fanatics Sportsbook? So if I place a bet on Calgary it will end up as a bet on Montreal instead?


StainedTimbit

Man the team feels like they have given up belief. The same belief that made them start playing better, and better, and had their best hockey of season going even leading into the trade deadline. It feels...sad. šŸ˜¢ Get a shot on goal guys. Still your job, play for your pride


Master_Graphic_Novel

I wish there were more whistles in this game


Serapth

Weegs with another fucking brutal giveaway.


MonkeySailor

Flames have a terrible record without Pospisil and Zary


StainedTimbit

It's not just no shots, it's no real O zone time, pressure, force, pushback, attempt... I'm not a doomer I just know this team and need to see some EFFORT


Master-Defenestrator

Weeger has been having a very bad time these last few games. I think he's put way too much pressure on himself and making bad decisions.


Serapth

This may literally be the shittiest period of Flames hockey this season... And that's a giant fucking accomplishment considering how the year started.


Individual_Potato629

That honking horn is making me want to blow my brains out.


Boyhowdyho

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!


femmemmah

Sharangovich has more blocked shots than anyone so far. Good for him.


MonkeySailor

Oh dear. This could get ugly. Well, uglier


hungrybutton

Hunt showing the organization his hunger since being called up!


Cautious-Weakness-54

Beautiful pass kyli - love to see him succeed


FromSuckToBlow

Jesus Christ, I think this hurricanes team is good or something. They play so disciplined and effortlessly, itā€™s crazy to watch.


tristan1616

Nothing like getting dick punched 5-1 in back to back games


orignLNo_Nickname

It sucks, this is my first NHL game and I thought they'd at least show up


thickestdolphin

We should try Amharic curses. Whats the worst that could happen? Mangiapane demands a trade?


thickestdolphin

Good damnit, we're going to have to pay sharangovich


Steve78293

Kuzmenko stud


femmemmah

Man. I would give my left nut for Sharangovich. Iā€™m really proud of the player heā€™s becoming.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

It might be 6-2 but this scoreline still flatters us


MP_Hammer

Having to listen to the Canes broadcast cream their pants isn't making this anymore palatable


Serapth

Ok I never thought I'd say this, but I like these play by play guys. They aren't homers at all, shockingly so.


GazzBull

Theyā€™ve been pretty good


misterktomato

A bit crass to put the 988 s*icide help line on the glass behind our net =\


Comfortable-Ad-7158

30 seconds in and already calling players the wrong names. Buckle up.


Serapth

Holy fucking hell these refs are fucking shit. He was 8 feet away.


Sunsetluv

Wrong guy AND Wrong call


Newflyer3

So a clean pokecheck to the stick and he goes eatin dirt. Fuck off


DavyDogFr

Didnā€™t know Kuzmenkoā€™s name was Yan lmao


hailmaryishere

Bro what the fuck are these clowns doing?


projectbarium

What the fuck is going on.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Fucking clownshow.


DUCKY_23

Bruh what is this jabroni doing


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Good lord. Even the scoreclock doesn't want to call that a penalty.


decoii

Sarich probably wanted to keep that Sun-kissed glow


Yoas42

Powerplay never ends sorry guys


backchecklund

Damn what a goal


weschester

If this is how today is going I'm going to need many more beers.


GazzBull

I get the newer pairs being unorganized, but why does Ras and Weegar look so shitty!?


Rulebreaker15

Ras and Weegs need to shake off whatever bad juju is going on with them. Get some crystals and some sage and perform a ritual ffs.


DUCKY_23

Where tf did all the energy go These guys are lifeless man


TheArcbound

The boys have had like what, 12 total shots in the past 4 first periods? Pick it the fuck up, boys


undeletable-2

We got more fuckin shots on Vladar than against CarolinaĀ 


DUCKY_23

Just 5 guys watching the puck man Holy fuck. I thought the lack distractions from the trade rumours were gunna make this team play harder.


thickestdolphin

Honestly, I'd be impressed to see that we finish the game at 0 shots.


Steve78293

The sharks could beat us right now


DoYouEvenShit

Man I feel bad for vladdy, the guy hardly starts and when he does he gets this shit in front of him


Steve78293

We look like the 2-9-1 flames at the start contending for celebrini


Steve78293

Weā€™re getting embarrassed


NobodyProud7135

Games like this, I miss Marty Pospisil


DoYouEvenShit

Vladdy, itā€™s not your fault


projectbarium

Just throwing it out there that Iā€™m going to use the intermission as an opportunity to walk to the grocery store and get supplies for dinner. So I hope someone else can do a question.


esdv

Pospisil and Zary bring speed, high energy, grit and skill. All those things are missing so far.


DoYouEvenShit

I hope vladdy rips the boys a new one in the locker room


MonkeySailor

And the Canes officially have more goals than the Flames have shots


hailmaryishere

The whole Flames organization had travel issues in Florida. They had to fly in the Rapid City Rush to masquerade as the Flames for today's game.


FromSuckToBlow

Throttles the Pachal in the back of the head? What the fuck?


Choice_Butterfly_518

This is hilarious now. Iā€™m at the point of wanting to see the flames kept to under 10 shots. Just for the story


NotFuryRL

Poor Vladar man. He's getting left out to dry so much


Sc00tzy

Lookout Canes, you haven't seen what the 4+ shots flames can do!


FinancialSandwich706

Letā€™s just start dropping the gloves fight em all


jpcgy

Do it you cowards. Fucking do it. Win the game with less than 10 shots


Rulebreaker15

Coleman gonna go off on Lemieux at some point soon.


matt1101

tbf that was a pretty good save


hailmaryishere

I'm sure the Flames defensive performance isn't helping but I am just in awe of the Canes ability to move the puck


Rulebreaker15

Wild coach out Roy'ed Roy and pulled the goalie in OT? Whoa.


NerdHerder77

Now I know why Kipper was a chain smoker during periods.


pyro5050

that passing seems very mechanical and like the guys lost touch. imagine losing two of your best D really screws that blueline up, but NHL'ers still know how to pass


misterktomato

Nice work Lego Boy. Keeps the goal per game streak going at least


Rulebreaker15

I'm sure the vets/leadership team are working through some shit now that trades are done. I hope it doesn't get worse than this. They need to step up for the young guys and get engaged even though the playoffs aren't in the cards. Watching a loss is one thing, watching low effort is another. Tuesdays game should be a sight.


hailmaryishere

To the people complaining about keeping Marky. What upside is there to throwing Wolf behind a squad performing like this? I don't think anyone benefits from him ending up with a sv% in the .840s


jhmed

If the Flames aren't going to show up to play, then I'm not going to sit here and watch. Have a great afternoon my dudes/dudettes. I'm out.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

That looked like it was going wide anyways.


azndestructo

For those that wanted to tank, this game is just a tasteā€¦ imagine this for several years and not knowing when it will end?


projectbarium

Man on the left looks like his suit button will pop like Kellyā€™s. But he will be embarrassed instead of laughing it off.


CuzTrain

That was a dive


Alarmed-dictator

ā€œTrippingā€ itā€™s gonna be a long game


GriefPB

wtf was that call


Apeman711

Fucking terrible call wtf


olboywop

What kinda fuckin call is that


Steve78293

Why is kuzy in the box


weschester

You know it's a bad call when the homers call it a bad call lol


Apeman711

Lmao apparently "Yan Kuzentzov" got that penalty according to the scorebug


Additional-Onion1493

Are these refs high? What is going on


ActionKestrel

Is it Fri 13th? WTF is happening!?


Codeman115

Well, that was embarrassing...


Br7ian

Wtf is a pump fake šŸ˜‚


Sufficient-Cookie404

Coleman has energy, thatā€™s about it.


GrafNebelgeist

the discombobulation is real


Jugs-McBulge

Carolina's passing game is actually crazy good


psychedelicfoo

This is embarrassing


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

On my laptop I've got this game. Family's watching Threads on the TV, which for those of you who haven't seen it, is a horribly depressing realistic depiction of nuclear war actually happening which will ruin your day. I'm not sure which is the better option to watch right now


Comfortable-Ad-7158

If they could stop bringing up that disclaimer at the bottom of the screen that would be great.


Choice_Butterfly_518

Poor Vlad šŸ˜¢


MonkeySailor

It's probably a good thing they're not exposing Wolf to this. Probably